JigglyPDiddy: Chino Moreno's Fat Census

JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	Fat Chino = Best Chino
Piglet 04.11.16	would love an equivalent list on val kilmer
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	LOL fatman amirite?
BallsDeep 04.11.16	Good observations. One could infer that there is an inverse relationship between the heaviness of the fat bastard himself and the heaviness of Deftones music.
Shemson 04.11.16	BallsDeep makes a good point there. You could also correlate Deftones more ethereal almost 'shoegaze' moments to the times where Chino was so big that he could no longer look down and gaze upon his shoes.
DoofusWainwright 04.11.16	when he's fat dat music suffers - plain as day fattest for self titled/team sleep/Saturday night...and the music got a little bloated too ahhh saw them live in 1996 (great) and 2003 (stunk) - guess the same factors at play
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	I think his appearence on the Dance Gavin Dance record made him realize how losing weight was ideal. The dude was singing about food for fuck's sake.
BallsDeep 04.11.16	Great analysis Shemson. This is an exciting discovery and its certainly no coincidence. I feel we can now confidently use the fat cunts girth as a guage to predict the direction of new Deftones material.
Cygnatti 04.11.16	the fact that his name is Chino Moreno will never not be amusing
Riviere 04.11.16	Fatness does not impede the fabulous flying Chino. http://www.rocksound.tv/assets/uploads/deftones_leeds2013_ashleybird-002.jpg
BallsDeep 04.11.16	Even if he hit the gym hard his got a funny mug and a hilarious name so he'll always get a chuckle out of me
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	noticed he's been plumping up again, and that certainly isn't a bad thing
jtswope 04.11.16	Better than most Deftones lists tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.11.16	he was so good when he was so fat
jtswope 04.11.16	[2]
Shemson 04.11.16	Fat Chino is definitely best Chino. Gonna throw him some snacks when I see them in June
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.11.16	lmao get some greasy chips in him and maybe they'll play more SNW
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	he's playing Phantom Bride, you throw him some onion rings and all of a sudden "I HAAAAATE AAAAAAL OF MY FRIEEEEEEENDS!"
BallsDeep 04.11.16	If only we could injure him enough to leave him confined to a wheelchair for a good few months I'm sure he'd pork out nicely and deftones would have a return to form, although he probably wouldn't be touring either.
GmemberKills 04.11.16	I think the only way they will top SNW is if Chino gets morbidly obese
wtferrothorn 04.11.16	Get him looking like Israel Kamakawiwoʻole http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/39367.jpg-thumbl
AlexKzillion 04.11.16	he's playing Phantom Bride, you throw him some onion rings and all of a sudden "I HAAAAATE AAAAAAL OF MY FRIEEEEEEENDS!" Yo chiiillll dawg
Shemson 04.11.16	Yeah good shout Pots, I'm gonna throw him some greasy chips and a cherry coke as well so he definitely gets the hint and plays Cherry Waves
wtferrothorn 04.11.16	Make sure they're wavy chips, it'll really get the point across.
Shemson 04.11.16	Oh yeah like crinkle cut. It's abstract but then so are Chino's lyrics so it'll probably make perfect sense.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.11.16	petition to have chino gain weight so we can have good deftones back
Shemson 04.11.16	I'm surprised you like SNW but not Gore. They're similar to me but with Gore as more solid throughout but with less highlights.
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	You guys are terrible. lol New Deftones single out tomorrow: "Feeding The Giant"
wtferrothorn 04.11.16	Start a food drive "New Deftones single out tomorrow: "Feeding The Giant"" lol
Shemson 04.11.16	'Please, find it in your heart to donate just £2 a month to get Chino some snacks and make Deftones the best they can be'
supremejelly 04.11.16	SNW is Deftones best and Chino should hit borderline fatal obesity levels to bring the Deftones back to that level, agreed.
Faraudo 04.11.16	Gore is pretty much SNW minus Pink Cellphone and with a little bit heavier sound.
supremejelly 04.11.16	Also it just occurred to me that the line "I hate all my friends, they all lack taste sometimes" was probably referring to when he took them all out for chimichangas and noone liked it but him.
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1342196179928041553.jpg
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	Chino has confirmed that this new single will be played at the food drive.
Shemson 04.11.16	Minus pink cellphone is positive but there's nothing in the same league as Cherry Waves, Beware, Xerces or Kimdracula IMO
supremejelly 04.11.16	I think Gore is easily their softest album, even the t/t (minus the ending) doesn't pack much of a punch because of the thin production. Gore doesn't have anything like the heaviness of Rats or the intensity of Combat.
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	Gore is their most soft and mellow album yet. The production, the way the guitars are kind of washed out in shoegazyness, the reverb in Chino's vocals, etc. Abe's drumming doesn't sound as sharp as in other releases either. Just compare his drumming on SNW or S/T to Gore.
Faraudo 04.11.16	Doomed User, t/t and Rubicon pack plenty of punch, methinks.
BallsDeep 04.11.16	Well I've always interpreted that line as chinless chino getting peckish and fantasizing about physically eating his friends. Also Gore is only a hair behind SNW since that album has its share of horseshit too
jtswope 04.11.16	Bring back Saturday Night Chins.
Faraudo 04.11.16	@BallsDeep I 5'D Gore because i'm a shameless fanboy, but yes, both albums have their share of horseshit. With that said, I kinda like Gore a bit more.
onionbubs 04.11.16	epic list
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	Chino's said that Saturday Night Wrist got its name from one saturday night in which he was fucked up and he fell asleep on his wrists. So if it were Saturday Night Chins that would mean he fell asleep drooling all over his tender, chinese-mexican chins.
BallsDeep 04.11.16	^ He Probably did so on numerous occasions while in a food coma. Alright I think Ibeat the horse to death a while ago now haha
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.11.16	"food coma. " 2 soon
BallsDeep 04.11.16	oh yeah fuck
user 04.11.16	"http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1342196179928041553.jpg" one of the worst things ive ever seen
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	omg a food coma?? lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.11.16	"http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1342196179928041553.jpg" lol
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	brilliant
AlexKzillion 04.11.16	"Also it just occurred to me that the line "I hate all my friends, they all lack taste sometimes" was probably referring to when he took them all out for chimichangas and noone liked it but him." Goddamn you guys are horrible.
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	maybe he eats his friends and some taste better than others
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	Chino Moreno cannibal confirmed^^^^
BandNewbac 04.11.16	hahahahaha
Shemson 04.11.16	How does Chino eat his food so quickly? Shove it, shove it, shove it!
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	omg nooooo bahaha
Flugmorph 04.11.16	hes gaining weight again? public outrage!
Shemson 04.11.16	We wish! Fat Chino is the one.
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	we should be so lucky, fat chino is the man!
GmemberKills 04.11.16	see chino was still beefy during the Eros sessions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKcK0-L_AbA confirmed best album
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	that album was fat chino at his peak, if it ever gets released it'll be a perfect 5 without a doubt
Shemson 04.11.16	Smile was beautiful. Could be some fat Chino magic going on.
GmemberKills 04.11.16	I swear his vox on Smile and SNW just got some nice extra weight to them.
AlexKzillion 04.11.16	Haven't they released another Eros track called like Dallas or something, heard that track was a heavier one.
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	the beefy production on SNW really helps it stand out, no doubt Eros would be/would've been the same
GmemberKills 04.11.16	The link I posted is of them playing it in the studio. Unfortunately It's just a instrumental but it's still phenomenal.
Flugmorph 04.11.16	thats why SNW is their best album
Thealwaysopenedmind 04.11.16	Hahaha! I was waiting for you to drop the bomb on Saturday Night Wrist. XD
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	I still prefer White Pony ever so slightly, but SNW is very close
JAV 04.11.16	Watched that eros clip, now I'm sad about Chi
GmemberKills 04.11.16	yeah it's real sad. What's badass though is the fact Chi is actually playing guitar instead of bass in that Clip.
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	That clip is legendary. Eros was bound to be their greatest work yet.
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	poor chi
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	RIP hard. The dude was so humble, too.
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	List went from lol to tears in seconds. :-'(
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	It's a huge tragedy, he was such a nice guy and he really didn't deserve it.
Shemson 04.11.16	Man I did not see that coming a few posts ago. RIP Chi RIP this thread's lols
chemicalmarriage 04.11.16	I wanna see this fat bastard come out on stage riding a mobility scooter, wearing a dress over a poncho with an oxygen tank on his lap. I want to see jelly rolls and insulin shots so I'll know he will deliver to my ears the aural greatness they deserve
jtswope 04.11.16	^ lol
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	He had incredible energy live and in studio. His backing [guttural] vocals were amazing. His warm and fuzzy bass playing in SNW. The dude will be missed.
GmemberKills 04.11.16	omfg lol. this list has the most laughs and feels ever.
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	@chemicalmarriage: Hush! Now is not the time for jelly rolls! bahaha
jtswope 04.11.16	Seeing Chino moving around via battery power, snorting insulin, and wearing an assortment of oversized bandages will equate to peak Deftones.
GmemberKills 04.11.16	His backing vocals are underrated just listen to Needles and Pins or checkout a live video of Headup. So immense.
JigglyPDiddy 04.11.16	His vox on Needles and Pins are subliiiime
GmemberKills 04.11.16	i'm gonna go cry
Snake. 04.11.16	i don't want to say chino is at his best when he's fat because (even tho he /did/ hit his musical peak when he was that way) i don't want to be disrespectful not knowing what kind of shit he went through when he was gaining all of that weight (reminder: this /was/ around the time that deftones were on the verge of breaking up)
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	"I wanna see this fat bastard come out on stage riding a mobility scooter, wearing a dress over a poncho with an oxygen tank on his lap. I want to see jelly rolls and insulin shots so I'll know he will deliver to my ears the aural greatness they deserve" that made my day
DikkoZinner 04.11.16	Must have been on a bulk cycle
Flugmorph 04.11.16	he needs to get freakin crazy with the vocals like in the good old times
calgarydude12 04.11.16	thank god i still go on sputnik so i could find this list
calgarydude12 04.11.16	i bet chubby chino still got laid tho
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	"he needs to get freakin crazy with the vocals like in the good old times" that's very true he needs to get freakin crazy with the sausage rolls like in the good old times
Parallels 04.11.16	http://pre07.deviantart.net/0c2a/th/pre/i/2012/293/d/e/chino_moreno_from_deftones_by_geowjm-d2vm46z.jpg
Parallels 04.11.16	(heavy breathing)
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	I'd imagine Chino would be breathing very heavily if he ended up like that
zaruyache 04.11.16	"i don't want to say chino is at his best when he's fat because (even tho he /did/ hit his musical peak when he was that way)" maybe that was when someone bought him a donut-maker you don't know
Flugmorph 04.11.16	i could give him some of my rolls
Shemson 04.11.16	Maybe he was just cultivating mass?
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	If I was overweight I'd donate all my fat to Chino
onionbubs 04.11.16	though chino certainly helps, stephen carpenter is main the reason why this band gets so heavy at times
GmemberKills 04.11.16	#MakeChinoFatAgain
Flugmorph 04.11.16	he looks like Dino Cazares at times. well the only two fat guitarists i know
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	Dino Cazares is Chino x20
GmemberKills 04.11.16	Chino needs to go on tour with JoeysWordTour
Shemson 04.11.16	Seeing as we have seven Gore reviews already I'm very disappointed that none of them make reference to the Chino weight-cycle and how the album is affected by said cycle.
Flugmorph 04.11.16	i meant carpenter = dino
Flugmorph 04.11.16	chino is double the hight of dino anyway lol
Tunaboy45 04.11.16	he needs to start hanging out with joey jordison http://40.media.tumblr.com/4b796cb9f443f4ff2e9a010833ad7733/tumblr_myaoe2qQrm1t95nc9o1_400.png
AlexKzillion 04.11.16	^^^They can jam songs like Surfacing and Root like the good ol' nu metal days.
Flugmorph 04.11.16	gene hoglan still best fatty in metal
bach 04.11.16	i created this joke. ok list overall jessica but fat chino was in total remission during diamond eyes and started to resurface and level off at the start of crosses and koi no yokan. chino can be broken down into 3 different varying levels of weight class skinny chino - adrenaline, atf, diamond eyes slightly overweight chino - white pony, koi no yokan, gore fat chino - s/t, snw
Nocturnalize 04.11.16	Feature this shit
Flugmorph 04.11.16	ye feature everything
JigglyPDiddy 04.12.16	Haha I came back to 115 comments wtf, you guys love fattening your asian-mexican metal singers, huh?
JigglyPDiddy 04.12.16	I REALLY REALLY needed a laugh haha so thank you sputs! Too much luv
Parallels 04.12.16	pls feature this
Parallels 04.12.16	>ye feature everything fight me
JigglyPDiddy 04.12.16	I'm just mere peasentry, bb. Haha Feature this and maybe Chino will get the cue to take up blow and chimichangas again.
BallsDeep 04.12.16	Good to know I'm not the only one who dreams about the day he gets so immobile that when they perform live they have to set up a projector screen and skype him from his bed where his butt naked but covered in a blanket of empty hot pocket containers and half eaten cream cakes?
Spec 04.12.16	Gaining. So we're on the right track then I guess.
JigglyPDiddy 04.12.16	We are! haha
JAV 04.12.16	Chino's not fat. He's cultivating mass.
BallsDeep 04.12.16	His not fat just incredibly corpulent
BigPleb 04.12.16	Feature hahaha, laughed my ass off.
bloc 04.12.16	Is he really gaining on 12? Haven't seen what he looks like recently
AlexKzillion 04.12.16	Chino isn't fat, he'a fluffy
BallsDeep 04.12.16	http://h7.alamy.com/comp/EYGN89/indianapolis-indiana-usa-26th-july-2015-camillo-wong-moreno-of-the-EYGN89.jpg Taken July last year. Definitely looks promising, hopefully it helps put your mind at ease.
JigglyPDiddy 04.12.16	he's like a chubby porcupine now omg adorableeeeeee
Flugmorph 04.12.16	adorabuuuuuuuuu
AlexKzillion 04.13.16	Yeah Chino is clearly running in the new Prayers/Triangles video, doesn't look to fat either imo.
user 04.13.16	he kinda looks like uncle kracker
GmemberKills 04.13.16	chino was running to the nearest dunkin donuts
JigglyPDiddy 04.13.16	There's a new stake... Godless peanut awake inside me... kill me now.
JigglyPDiddy 04.13.16	he just ain't that fat no more
GmemberKills 04.13.16	well now it looks like it's confirmed that Eros will be the last fat chino album. #ripfatchino
wwf 04.13.16	brah he's 42 and having issues keeping it off so I think fat Chino is going to be real Chino from now on
SgtAenema 04.13.16	everytime he gets off tour he is thin chino but when he isnt touring he is fat chino again chino please
JigglyPDiddy 04.13.16	#chinopls
BallsDeep 04.13.16	Notice they never show more then a 2 second clip of him running though? he probably fell to his knees heaving and vomiting after the camera cut away. But yeah his looking unpleasantly thin
Valkoor952 04.13.16	How about blonde Chino, seeing he is a blondie now lol
AlexKzillion 04.13.16	Maybe since he's blonde they will make another Adrenaline/ATF
Shemson 04.13.16	Blonde Chino is the embodiment of mid-life crisis.
JigglyPDiddy 04.13.16	Blonde Chino = Around The Fur II confirmed
BallsDeep 04.13.16	I wouldn't mind that at all, that's still one of my favorite's of theirs if not my #1
Valkoor952 04.13.16	DE Chino was actually quite thin. At least that's how he seemed.
BallsDeep 04.14.16	Some say he was wearing a corset under his clothes in 2010 because he pumped out a great album
JeetJeet 04.14.16	Just the title of this list had me in tears, but then I entered the thread. Fuuuck its a wrap for me.
BallsDeep 04.14.16	This should really be featured, its a pressing issue
JigglyPDiddy 04.15.16	Like Chino's weight, Gore is dropping on my interest scale. x_x
Shemson 04.15.16	Yeah I might need to knock a .5 off it myself
BallsDeep 04.15.16	Yeah same deal. Hopefully the blonde beanpole reads this before writting their next album. #BiggerIsBetter #GetChinoAddictedToSpeedAgain
Pankar95 04.16.16	Real Deftones have curves
JigglyPDiddy 04.16.16	Deftones should just go ahead and release Eros, honestly. That should be their last record.
JigglyPDiddy 04.16.16	I DO NOT want to see them go down the road of sameness.
GmemberKills 04.16.16	I agree so hard. I hate to see them go down that path for a few albums and bring down the quality of their overall discography. Their next release should be Eros. They could do tour Eros in 2018 siding with it's release and then in 2020 do a 20th anniversary tour for White Pony where they play it in full each night.
JigglyPDiddy 04.17.16	sixdegrees just wants the fat rolls for themself.
JigglyPDiddy 04.17.16	make him chug 'em down like water
BallsDeep 06.11.16	This is still the greatest list on this site
bananatossing 06.11.16	lmaooo fat chino is the best, too bad gore broke that rule.
BallsDeep 06.11.16	Yeah that's why I'm beginning to wonder whether he's been wearing a pillow under his shirt this year
JigglyPDiddy 03.29.17	Probably a fat suit or something. Make up EFX have also come a long way, Balls.
Flugmorph 03.29.17	awwww this list. good times!
EphemeralEternity 03.29.17	holy shit guys http://blog.tiqiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/deftones.jpg
Flugmorph 03.29.17	that a very complex face
ConcubinaryCode 03.29.17	When did the singer from smash mouth join deftones?
EphemeralEternity 03.29.17	lack of cheekbones and jawline is certainly promising. i'll be keeping an eye on him and pray he gets type II diabetes .
hobblepot 01.14.18	Chino seems to gain and lose weight frequently, he's almost 50 though now, let then guy get fat and old if he wants to
Supercoolguy64 01.14.18	This comment section is pure lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.15.18	good bump
EphemeralEternity 01.15.18	I spent an alarming amount of time analyzing this mans figure
bloc 01.15.18	I ATTTTEEE ALL MY FRIENDS THEY LACK TASTE SOMETIMESSSS
Storm In A Teacup 01.15.18	damn glad someone bumped... this is funny... thread is that rare 5/5 sput-thread. been awhile
cold 01.15.18	"I ATTTTEEE ALL MY FRIENDS THEY LACK TASTE SOMETIMESSSS" Fits perfect
botb 01.15.18	This is a very solid thread
Storm In A Teacup 04.18.20	Okay fuck yeah so it looks like we are in the zone for getting another classic album. He's in the White Pony, Diamond Eyes, Koi No Yokan weight class for this new album.
EphemeralEternity 04.18.20	yeah he's porking out nicely it's very promising
bloc 04.18.20	Lol this is the kind of updatess I like to see
Storm In A Teacup 04.19.20	Once a story scout always a story scout
Valkoor952 04.20.20	he has a very white pony/ koi no yokan build right now i'd say yeah
Faraudo 04.20.20	Memorable list tbh
Storm In A Teacup 09.26.20	0)_0) (0_(0 0)_0)
Valkoor952 09.26.20	I'm sorry but whoever made that list should edit it Chino during the DE days was slim as shit. Just look at any of the concerts or music videos.
TVC15 08.15.22	What's the fat census on Ohms I haven't seen any music vids or concert footage
Shemson 08.15.22	Can’t believe this was over 6 years ago damn
BlondeGuardian 08.15.22	"What's the fat census on Ohms I haven't seen any music vids or concert footage" Based on the music videos, no obvious change in weight since Gore
IsisScript80 08.16.22	^ As the consensus here (and seemingly here alone), that the best album in their discography is SNW (that I don't agree with in the slightest), then yes, I suppose by that logic, chubby Chino is the best Chino.
Supercoolguy64 08.16.22	Chino was skinny-fat during the DE era. Compare 09 chino with 97 chino and you can see the difference
EphemeralEternity 08.20.22	It's hard to judge since he stores over 50% of his weight in his jowls and chin
ParoXysm 11.05.22	He's looking thin(er) in the Vivien video. Plus the White Pony/S/T-era long hair is back.