Spec: How Do You Dress Up Cheap Beer?

Spec 06.08.16	Dont complain. Lets just have some fun ya know.
ArsMoriendi 06.08.16	You can put makeup on a pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. My thing with cheap beer is to drink it fresh and cold.
NLD 06.08.16	i dont even try man
Spec 06.08.16	Cold is a must agreed.
Nocturnalize 06.08.16	By not being a bitch.
TheSpaceMan 06.08.16	I dont ever add anything to my beer, it should work with no assembly required
Mystletainn 06.08.16	v8 and cheap beer sounds vomit inducing, just drink it or pay more $ for something better
TheSpaceMan 06.08.16	brass monkeys are the oddest trend on college campuses
Spec 06.08.16	"By not being a bitch." if you've never bought something that tastes bad before and actually tried to make it decent then you're just not very creative obviously i could just drink it and stomach it but why not have some fun with it
Trebor. 06.08.16	By being drunk enough to the point that you don't notice the taste
CaimanJesus 06.08.16	Lots of Cocaine
Spec 06.08.16	Okay you guys have been no help at all thanks !!!
CaimanJesus 06.08.16	Buy better beer
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Yeah well it was a dumb question "How do you guys dress up a cheap list?"
Trebor. 06.08.16	I liked the taste of PBR and Rolling Rock tbh
NLD 06.08.16	bruh this shit is easy just develop a severe alcohol dependency and mild depression so that you dont care that beer is cheap and shitty
Trebor. 06.08.16	"just develop a severe alcohol dependency and mild depression so that you dont care that beer is cheap and shitty" Change that to major depression and you're doing the Treb
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	This site is a constant circle jerk of sad sacks one-upping each other about how miserable they are.
CaimanJesus 06.08.16	I attempted suicide yesterday
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	I'm sure there is a better place to find buddies for a suicide meet up
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	trebor you're actually the saddest sack of shit to ever exist
NLD 06.08.16	i was talking about my roommate tbh. he may hate his gf but never seen the guy complain about a bud light, i can respect that
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Why didn't you again today you fucking quitter?
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Pots with an RKO outta nohwhere
NLD 06.08.16	he remembered his duty to complete the obscure shitposting-i-mean-metal tourny
iloveyouall 06.08.16	just drink enough that you can't taste it anymore.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	spec just splash some clamato in it and it wont taste like piss any more
LotusFlower 06.08.16	i put it in a cute dress
Trebor. 06.08.16	"trebor you're actually the saddest sack of shit to ever exist" probably
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	alternatively stop drinking shitty beer and learn how to make fancy gin or whiskey cocktails it will get you laid
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	I don't understand why anyone drinks cheap beer. Just buy decent craft beer and whilst you drink yourself to death you can be miserable AND destitute. 2 for 1 deal, amigos
CaimanJesus 06.08.16	"he remembered his duty to complete the obscure shitposting-i-mean-metal tourny" This pretty much. Once it's over I'll slit my wrists
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	I knew a guy who make exclusively fancy whiskey and gin cocktails and he was a serial "you're like a brother to me" loser
Trebor. 06.08.16	"I don't understand why anyone drinks cheap beer. Just buy decent craft beer and whilst you drink yourself to death you can be miserable AND destitute. 2 for 1 deal, amigos" when all you have is 10 dollars and you want to get trashed gin got me bitches idk
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	He only got laid by the crushing reality of his physical inadequacy and social blundering
iloveyouall 06.08.16	can you slit mine too?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	buy a bunch of gin and throw it in some mason jars with cut up cucumber, orange slices, and mint leaves for like 3 days then invite a fly honey over and dunk that shit in some hibiscus lemonade with orange peel and a splash of grenadine you're welcome enjoy the sex
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	If you want to get trashed on 10 dollars, get a handle of Skol and stop beating around the bush like a puss
CamiloG 06.08.16	Add roofies to it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"I knew a guy who make exclusively fancy whiskey and gin cocktails and he was a serial "you're like a brother to me" loser" i mean you have to not be ugly and shitty for it to work but if you've got those preliminaries down you're good to go
CamiloG 06.08.16	@CaimanJesus You have 9 attempts remaining
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	I mean I'm not gonna lie I'd suck your dick after one of those
NLD 06.08.16	god damn pots maybe if you want to pick up chicks who are made out of granola
CaimanJesus 06.08.16	Only if you fly to Canada Sach
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	and i'd allow it.
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Hibiscus is the way of the future. Gonna be in every beer ever in ~6 months
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"god damn pots maybe if you want to pick up chicks who are made out of granola" yeah well different strokes right, your previous comments make it pretty clear your type is more the "21 pabts deep at the shittiest rat-infested dive bar on the planet" but i appreciate a woman who likes fine food and drink
iloveyouall 06.08.16	how much it cost to fly there?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	i mean i dont usually eat flowers but when i do i eat hibiscus
NLD 06.08.16	nah i'd rather have a chick who drinks her whiskey straight man, but that could just be living in kentucky. that shit sounds basic as fuck to me
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	NLD likes his women like he likes his shoes: Well worn and full of holes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	yeah well tbh the whole "drink shit beer and whiskey straight like a real man" posturing shit is actually just weak overcompensation shit anyway appreciating fancy drinks and food doesnt mean u cant/dont enjoy straight whiskey it just means that you arent a garbage lord obsessed with the fundamentally self-loathing imagery of pure unbridled alcoholism
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	You say that until you meet the girls who drink their whiskey straight
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Personally I don't like mixed drinks because it's just added sugar and liquid that I don't want in me.
Trebor. 06.08.16	gotta agree with posty on this one
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	you say that until you date a girl who drinks her whiskey straight
iloveyouall 06.08.16	i'm proud to say that i've significantly dented my wallet with my penchant for buying cocktails when i'm out.
NLD 06.08.16	lmao im not alcoholic at all man and dont even mind mixed drinks that much. but your description sounded sounded so hipster man, i dont get spending 3 days on one drink is all
Trebor. 06.08.16	"Personally I don't like mixed drinks because it's just added sugar and liquid that I don't want in me." not all mixed drinks have sugar my friend
NLD 06.08.16	same zippa i just dont like the taste of most mixed drinks bc theyre too sweet
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"Personally I don't like mixed drinks because it's just added sugar and liquid that I don't want in me." the other problematic drinking mentality that if you're drinking you're drinking to get drunk dinner/2-3 fancy cocktails then fill your flask and go out and get trashed
iloveyouall 06.08.16	i spend years on my wine, so.... edit: this thread move so fast
Trebor. 06.08.16	"i dont get spending 3 days on one drink is all" cuz sometimes you have to put in work to get things dude
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Sure but if I had the option between an ounce of vodka with two ounces of club or just a straight ounce of vodka I'd prefer the latter. It's pee math. The more ounces of stuff I put in me, the more I have to urinate.
CaimanJesus 06.08.16	Few Hundred
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"lmao im not alcoholic at all man and dont even mind mixed drinks that much. but your description sounded sounded so hipster man, i dont get spending 3 days on one drink is all" lmao >isnt an alcoholic >equates a 40 of gin to ONE DRINK anyways i wasnt specifically referring to you but yeah dude you do sound like a posturing macho-man garbage lord a little bit tbh, the 'hipster' comment really just ham-fists that one into the dome
NLD 06.08.16	idk man i honestly enjoy the taste of good bourbon or a can of beer, so personally i just cant imagine spending that much effort when i already got something i like
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	>drinks whiskey >doesnt get spending ~3 days~ on drinks
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"idk man i honestly enjoy the taste of good bourbon or a can of beer, " so do we all.
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Beer is my one true love anyways. It's practically art nowadays. Today I had a black french-style saison with blackberries and raspberries. I mean come on, damn
Trebor. 06.08.16	"The more ounces of stuff I put in me, the more I have to urinate." so just urinate more? You got prostate problems or something bro
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"Sure but if I had the option between an ounce of vodka with two ounces of club or just a straight ounce of vodka I'd prefer the latter. It's pee math. The more ounces of stuff I put in me, the more I have to urinate." vodka is the mountain dew of alcohol so i dont know why ud have any preference whatsoever but word
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"oday I had a black french-style saison with blackberries and raspberries." nice
NLD 06.08.16	shit man sorry i dont like the same alcohol as you, yeah hipster wasnt the word i wanted there exactly but couldn't think of a better one. not trying to be judgemental at all just sharing what i like. and about the 40 thing shit man im oversimplifying to explain my way of thinking, i drink like once a week and only like 2 standard drinks. i dont even get drunk
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	i had a bourbon blood orange craft beer of some sort this weekend it tasted like beer.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	@nld its all good dude im just busting your balls
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Not true. There are good vodkas. Zyr is fantastic. Anders is also good.
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Most beers taste likes beer, surprisingly. I was shocked to learn this but I have learned to cope.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	there are no good vodkas vodka is inherently shitty
iloveyouall 06.08.16	"Few Hundred" https://flights.webjet.com.au/FlightSearch/SearchResultsMatrix/Matrix?searchId=d213e1e0-0af8-467e-9b2e-b93cace083a2
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"Most beers taste likes beer, surprisingly. I was shocked to learn this but I have learned to cope." it went reverse for me tbh i used to appreciate the nuances of beers a lot more years ago now i drink some fancy IPA and im like "yeah this tastes like brusselsprouts that have been fermented in a danke yeasty cavernous vagina for 7 years and now im sleepy cool" not to say i dont enjoy a decent cold beer from time to time but definitely not my favourite field of drink in general any more ill stick with wine, gin and whiskey
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Nah trust me there are a few. The ones that are made with actual quality grains and only distilled once to preserve flavor. Zyr has a really nice rye spice, like a white whiskey almost.
NLD 06.08.16	its cool man, i started it tbh. i get that drink you described is probably pretty nice but it just doesnt sound like my kind of thing
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"Nah trust me there are a few. The ones that are made with actual quality grains and only distilled once to preserve flavor. Zyr has a really nice rye spice, like a white whiskey almost." actually a few months ago one liquor store was giving out some samples of some random new shit and they gave me some kind of weird vodka that i didnt mind but still as far as things go even the best of vodka is still vodka and i prefer pretty much every other hard liquor to it
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	You're not wrong. Once you've had 100 IPAs, you've had 10,000. There is only so much creativity out there. I just drift all over the place. I'll try anything and I never stick to any style. You gotta keep it fresh. Never drink the same beer twice in a year.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"its cool man, i started it tbh. i get that drink you described is probably pretty nice but it just doesnt sound like my kind of thing" dinner time things. not something to get wasted off... altho if u fuck around and eat the left over cucumbers thats a whole other story
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Yeah I mean a nice old tequila of scotch is going to be a better sipper 10 times out of 10. Arta extra anejo is regoddamndiculous
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	actually speaking of which i dont like tequila very much either its not that i dont like the taste its just that it gives me the worst hangovers of all time ever
NLD 06.08.16	i've also only been drinking for like a year and like i said i never drink that much. could well turn out i like more mixed drinks of that nature as time goes on but from what i've had up until now i just find most things like that too sweet and whatnot
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	I would never have more than a glass of tequila. Shit is expensive anyways haha.
TheSpaceMan 06.08.16	"you say that until you date a girl who drinks her whiskey straight" holy shit this was halarious
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	But I understand. Tequila is easy to overdo.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	oh dont get me wrong i dont like sweet cocktails either. i like them bitter and thats how i make them. and very strong. but still when i go out ill usually start off drinking with a couple nice cocktails or some wine and then after those just go to straight whiskey or bourbon, take a shot or two and fill the flask when ur leaving the door, and then just drink cheap beer once im at the show or whatever. im a bit of a foody so i like my liquor pairings in the early evening but then i turn into just as big of a piece of trash as anyone else a couple hours later lol also on the topic of awful liquor lets not forget about white rum awful
iloveyouall 06.08.16	ehh, i beg to differ there ol' toady boi
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	yeah and then you date them and it turns out they are A. a (hot) mess B. bad(ass) at being really drunk
NLD 06.08.16	yea idk about that one. at least with the girls i know who drink straight whiskey they tend to be pretty cool. could be a regional thing idk
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	White rum is terrible. Toad you've never met a woman in your life. Any woman. Ever.
Cygnatti 06.08.16	i really hate beer, i just get mixed drinks and or a few straight shots.
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	You were conceived in a petri dish. Your mother was a tube.
TheSpaceMan 06.08.16	drinking whiskey neat is just how you drink whiskey, best way to get the flavor. if I'm going for a cocktail I usually do spiced rum or vodka
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"yea idk about that one. at least with the girls i know who drank straight whiskey they tend to be pretty cool. could be a regional thing idk" no i think there is a certain type of girl who drinks her whiskey straight and they do indeed tend to be pretty cool im just sayin they are also the type to be awful to date if you are like me and like a girl who can maintain their composure better than you when they are drunk
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"if I'm going for a cocktail I usually do spiced rum or vodka" ew stop that
iloveyouall 06.08.16	white rum = great white death red wine and cocktails are my go these days. occasionally i'll have a go at an ipa if i'm in the mood. fuck mixers tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	my last gf was a decade older than me and drank her whiskey straight i thought she was super 'hot' and 'badass' when we met BUT WHEN U DATE THEM U GET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WHEN THE 2.6 OF WHISKEY IS GONE
TheSpaceMan 06.08.16	"i really hate beer, i just get mixed drinks and or a few straight shots." I prefer a good beer over a good mixed drink. I probably just havent found the right one though, usually just go for rum and coke and dont experiment at all lol "ew stop that" like I said above, I just throw it into whats around and when im at the club or a poppin bar I just get a rum and coke. vodkas disgusting on its own but its easy to cover up. and you're reppin gin which is something I cant stand... way too piney though I hear its an aquired taste
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Plot twist: you're a computer using context clues to feign human responses
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"i tend to approve most cocktails if they have either bitters or cognac in them" toad has good taste
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Plot twist: goodnight This was another fun dick beating sesh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"vodkas disgusting on its own but its easy to cover up." disagreed it makes everything taste cheap and vaporous to me
ZippaThaRippa 06.08.16	Cognac is god tier
NLD 06.08.16	idk man the decade older part sounds like it should have been a warning sign before the whiskey to me
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	see for me the warning sign is they are younger or around the same age as me
iloveyouall 06.08.16	cognac is nice yeah... not a fan of bitters tho.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	bitters are amazing
NLD 06.08.16	older is fine with me but a decade seems like a big jump. i'd be more worried about why someone that much older was interested in me tbh, to me that sounds like they got some shit to work out
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	oh she wasnt interested in me i worked my ass off for her for almost a year before i convinced her to date me
TheSpaceMan 06.08.16	what kind of whiskey do you guys prefer, bourbon, scotch or irish?
iloveyouall 06.08.16	"bitters are amazing" i dno, it's usually too sour for me.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	besides i disagree with the stigma against older women dating younger men considering how culturally we glance over older men dating younger women. problematic double standard that. sometimes you just find love in odd places.
NLD 06.08.16	yea but in general its a good indication of maturity and people of similar ages tend to have more in common, hence why age gaps are often avoided. they're not inherently bad for sure and bourbon for me spaceman
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"age doesn't mean shit as long as no one's being taken advantage of" yep altho there is one objective difference between the age gap phenomena between an older girl and younger guy i realized its the one where you have a convo that goes something like this: "this is automatically doomed from the start because by the time you're ready to have kids i'll be infertile"
NLD 06.08.16	I'm not talking about any stigmas or ageism. I just think people of similar age tend to want similar things out of life etc. obviously exceptions exist
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"yea but in general its a good indication of maturity and people of similar ages tend to have more in common, hence why age gaps are often avoided. they're not inherently bad for sure" could not disagree more. so many factors dictate your interests and maturity level far beyond what age does. and even so females factually mature faster than men. and that still doesnt account for the myriad of social spheres and other influences that impact your interests and maturity. also age gaps are not 'often avoided' i dont know why you think that but its pretty damn common for people with significant gaps to date
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"I'm not talking about any stigmas or ageism. I just think people of similar age tend to want similar things out of life etc. obviously exceptions exist" i think thats not only superficial but also devalues just how many people out there actually do fall into the 'exception' category.
iloveyouall 06.08.16	there are more exceptions than there are cases that follow the rule as far as that goes.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	" i'm not exactly chomping on the bit to have kids but i'd never want to rule it out, talk about a hard decision" tootally
NLD 06.08.16	I know that people date at age gaps often, but in my experience a decade age gap is still not nearly the norm man. like I said there are a lot of exceptions so that there aren't any hard and fast rules, but a decade age gap would still be something that I'd notice in a girl I was interested in. Like as a 20 year old in college it would just seem off to me that a 30 year old who probably had a job was into me. Not saying I wouldn't consider it or anything
NLD 06.08.16	not trying to devalue anyone man, I'm honestly not judge mental about anyone's decisions about who they are with or anything. Maybe I'm off with my estimate but its just based on people I know
iloveyouall 06.08.16	who gives a fuck about age difference tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	well if you arent weak shit u can woo older women besides im not a 20 year old in college and that was the best relationship ive ever had easily hands down so kindly shove your normative standards sir
iloveyouall 06.08.16	love is love regardless of whether you're the same age or 50 years apart.
NLD 06.08.16	damn can't express a viewpoint without apparently devaluing someone's experience. I feel like you're being a bit defensive, I'm really don't care who anyone is in a relationship with. and didn't you start this off by complaining about the relationship? like not her age but still
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	i know exactly one divorced woman and she fucking rules im only 23 tho so a decade older than me is early 30's still. its different elsewhere but it seems culturally that north america is trending towards people getting married later in life than they used to. i think its pretty common to be in your 30's and be single and not have been married ever.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"and didn't you start this off by complaining about the relationship? like not her age but still" did not complain about the relationship once no merely related my experience with girls who drink their whiskey straight to her "I feel like you're being a bit defensive," i think its a pretty standard and understandable reaction when someone insinuates that someone you care about must be "off" in some way for them to be with you to flip them the big ol bird tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	what im saying is im not exceptionally angry at you or anything NLD and you are perfectly entitled to your opinion but if you are going to insinuate that there's something wrong with someone i care about a lot u shouldnt be too terribly surprised that i'm reacting in a way you see as 'defensive'
NLD 06.08.16	in no way was I trying to say that she was inherently fucked up. I'm not trying to analyze your relationship when I know neither of you, just was saying that to me a decade age difference would be something that made me think twice at least. not trying to come off as preachy, guess I just misunderstood the tone of your comment. and if the age was so unimportant why'd you even mention it anyway I'm done, gotta get ready for sleep. nice talking to you hope you understood I wasn't trying to give any offense
NLD 06.08.16	I'm sure she was a great woman man, did not intend to sound like I was shitting on her
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	"and if the age was so unimportant why'd you even mention it " we were on the topic of meeting girls who drink their whiskey straight being hot and badass when i met her her age was an immediate aspect that contributed to her being hot and badass to me thus it was topical
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	older girls that ooze cool get me goin
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.08.16	and it didnt sound like you were shitting on her, or anyone, nothing that extreme at all. im just saying the implications of some of the things you said boil down to that kind of age gap being abnormal in some way and there being something 'off' or wrong with one party for them to be interested in someone that much younger than them and i simply detest the notion!
sailSAway 06.08.16	@spec - James Ready
NLD 06.08.16	now that I've slept and don't have a headache let me try to come again without sounding like an ass pots. I shouldn't have implied that she had something wrong with her, my thought process last night essentially boiled down to the fact that I wouldn't be interested in dating a 20 year old as a 30 year old myself and felt like if I did then I would be a little fucked up for chasing immature girls or whatever, and therefore that the other way was odd as well, or that maybe she was immature in some way or something. Obviously there are many many other reasons why an older woman would be in a relationship with a younger man, but as you were saying that drinking straight whiskey was an indication of a bad woman to date, I was just trying to say that to me an older woman seemed like a better indicator (though by indicator I still don't mean the only determining factor). Thinking about it more there are enough different circumstances with age gaps that I probably shouldn't have even mentioned it, but I know I was being a little bit dumb wth how I came off on a couple comments. Yes people of different ages can have the same maturity level and so on. Bottom line is I really don't think age gaps are inherently bad, just was making an off the cuff remark that I might use age as a rough indicator for certain things when meeting someone new and then I tried to defend it when I felt like I was being attacked a bit so I didn't come across the way I meant to at all. I know there are indeed a lot of relationships with large age gaps that are very healthy
Spec 06.08.16	Loving the cocktails that are being posted. Should have just made the list about that. Cane sugar syrup and lime wedges are excellent with vodka if you and the girl want yummy stuff that gets your tipsy really fast.
SCREAM! 06.08.16	You could possibly try something like lemonade or ginger ale (or both?) but I've never really dressed up my beer tbh...
Spec 06.08.16	I don't know if those two would work just because they're super sweet and the tastes would clash. Clomato/V8 and lemon/lime juice seem to be the only options. and ya know, spending more money for good stuff
JWT155 06.08.16	I mean, you might as well switch to liquor if you're going to buy something that doesn't taste great but want to dress it up and get drunk. Vodka water my friend.
SCREAM! 06.08.16	JWT makes a valid point as well. I had a friend once who bought a 6 pack of cheap beer and mixed it with a can of frozen lemonade (or more than one can, it was a few years ago so I can't really remember) and it turned out surprisingly decent.
dbizzles 06.08.16	One of my cousins always has Corona for fights and football parties, so I always take a bottle of Bacardi Limon to sub for a real lime. A half shot of that in a Corona is fucking delicious and since I'm from Utah, it pretty much makes the beer full-strength.
JWT155 06.08.16	I used to tailgate with cheap beer and we used to always put a shot of spiced rum in our beer, wasn't too bad. Yea we had tendencies to mix our beer with liquor....
Spec 06.08.16	Hey man if the lemonade mix works I'm game. Yeah back when I actually liked rum we used to mix it in our beers like a bunch of dweebs.
Spec 06.08.16	Rum is my cryptonite now though sadly.
Trebor. 06.08.16	"yeah and then you date them and it turns out they are A. a (hot) mess B. bad(ass) at being really drunk" oh my god lol The last drink I had was rum holy shit :(
Hopelust 06.08.16	Blended watermelon and some sort of flavoured vodka.
Trebor. 06.08.16	birthday cake vodka is probably the worst thing I've ever had
DoctorDoom 06.08.16	I can almost hear the sounds of 15 yr old girls crying and puking outside of their freshman formal at "birthday cake vodka" holy shit that's an abomination.
Spec 06.09.16	My gf actually drinks double rye and coke and its funny because she looks like the sweetest girl and you wouldn't expect her to drink like such a badass.
DominionMM1 06.09.16	you dress up cheap beer by drinking it as fast as possible via drinking games
PattBraderson 06.09.16	The trick to drinking cheap beer is to not be a pussy and just drink it. If I don't want to drink cheap beer, I simply buy something else Edit: If I have to alter the beer for the sake of the thread.. pour some orange or grapefruit juice in it.