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| Elements that do not exist
The periodic table is a major scientific discovery, but it does not contain many elements that do not exist. | | 1 | | Element
Frankensteinium
Dr. Frankenstein is in the period 1, family 2, Just to the right of hydrogen. This non existent element has a special power, to bring dead bodies back to life. This was discovered by Dr. Frankenstein, during the creation of his zombie. | | 2 | | Element
Marxium
Marxium is in the period 9 family 18. Marxium is a Nobel gas due to the fact that it is perfect. Marxium is a light gas even though it is in the period 9. Marxium has a perfect effect on humans, it make humans into a perfect species. It allows humans to work in perfect harmony with each other using a system of government called communism. | | 3 | | Element
Special K
SPECIAL K, located in threes everywhere in Mississippi. | | 4 | | Element
Marioballsium
Before earth was created Mario and his psychotic princes peach roamed the universe. Luigi, with his rage had cut off Mario's balls. This precious nonexistent element is located in front of the element Arsenic. Marioballsium is the core element in most planets powering them. Marioballsium has a natural attraction to itself in order to reconnect and to cum back to Mario. Cults trying to reunite Marioballsium with itself have been recorded. Some of these cults are the CIA, NASA, and the band ABBA. | | 5 | | Element
Religionium
For sure Religionium is the most evil element in existence, as it is the cause of the inhuman, blobfished faced, shity, racist, homophobic, piece of shit, known as Ted Cruz. It is located all over the world and is worshiped by many cults. Among them are Christians, Muslims, Pastafarians, and many many more. | | 6 | | Element
Potatium
A nonexistent element that is perpendicular to the current periodic table. It is only found in potatoes, and has the power to fill your anus to the brim with semen. | | 7 | | Element
Teachersium
This nonexistent element varies in its effect in humans. Its neutral state this element does not cause anything in the human body, but its ions do. When teachersium has a negative charge it turns a human into those shity teachers that no one really likes but some students suck up to to get them to like that student. The more negatively charged the worst the teacher is. But the rarer occurrence of this element is when it is positive. This causes a teacher to be an inspirational, wonderful teacher that truly deserves to be a teacher. | | 8 | | Element
PCium
PCium, also known as shitheadium, is an element that is just being formed in todays culture. It occurs when a person who does not like to see social injustices starts to enforce strict social rules about what is and what is not ok to say. While PCium seems nice it misses the whole point by getting rid of all the ugliness without addressing the real problems. PCium makes saying these words not social acceptable
-Alabama hot pocket
-cum dumpster
-Faggot
-hairy axe wound
-50 yard cunt punt
and the like.
EhmEhm Pansexualsheepdragon EhmEhm. | |
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