Top 10 Guitar Teacher Quotes
My guitar teacher is a pretty funny guy. He's into a bunch of super cool, underground music, and he's in a couple punk bands of his own. Also, he played bass for Defeater on one of their tours, so that's pretty rad. Anyway, he's said some memorable shit over the past year or so I've been taking lessons from him. Quotes are in no particular order. |
| 1 |  | Animals As Leaders
The Joy of Motion
"Isn't that the band with that Tomato McRib guy?"
On Tosin Abasi from Animals as Leaders |
| 2 |  | Burzum
Det Som Engang Var
"And ah-one, and ah-two, and ah-Varg hates the Jews"
While counting off a riff we were working on |
| 3 |  | Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger
"There's nothing better than being at Whataburger in Louisiana at 3 A.M. while on tour and seeing two black dudes beating the shit out of each other right next to you but being too tired to care" |
| 4 |  | Wolves in the Throne Room
Two Hunters
"I hate all of those black metal bands that sing about environmentalism and recycling and shit. It's like no, this is black metal, I'm going to throw my trash on the fucking ground like a man"
While we were talking about Cascadian black metal bands |
| 5 |  | Capsule (US)
Blue
"It sounds like they threw a band down the fucking stairs"
When I showed him this album |
| 6 |  | Super Flu
Halle Saale
"That sucks that you've been sick dude. The flu is gay"
When I told him I'd had the flu for the past week |
| 7 |  | Fast Food Orchestra
Wanted for Cooking
"You know you're a disgusting, fat piece of shit when you call McDonald's burgers 'sandwiches'"
While we were talking about his boss at his other job |
| 8 |  | Skrewdriver
Hail The New Dawn
"Dude, I have an old Skrewdriver shirt that I wear around from time to time."
"Why the hell would you wear a shirt for a white power band that probably has nazi symbolism on it?"
"Because it's fucking hilarious"
When he was showing me Skrewdriver |
| 9 |  | Alcoholator
Escape from Reality
"I keep my Facebook and Instagram on private because I don't want parents of the kids I'm teaching to see me shitfaced beyond recognition with my shirt off flipping a sound board over at a show. That wouldn't make me look very good"
When I asked why he had hardly any photos on his Facebook |
| 10 |  | Tigers Jaw
Tigers Jaw
"You know what pisses me off? When somebody on YouTube with one of those prank channels goes up to somebody in public, does something like take a bite out of their pizza, and then when they get mad says 'relax dude, it's just a prank!' It's like no, if you do that to me, I don't give a shit if it's a prank or not. I'm gonna punch you in the fucking face either way." |
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