Sinternet
11.08.16 | unwanted cryogenics GET OUT OF MY HOUSE |
TheTripP
11.08.16 | no heater? |
porcupinetheater
11.08.16 | Make yourself a nice Gazpacho |
alienobserver
11.08.16 | Stop posting |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | can i have my gazpacho warm? |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | not for another two weeks aaron the old heater in my upstairs blew up in february |
Ryus
11.08.16 | i approve of all these digs |
rabidfish
11.08.16 | burn stuff.
Burn it all. |
RunOfTheMill
11.08.16 | My mother is the kind of person that can't stand the heat, so she turns off the heating and opens the windows during winter. I feel your pain. |
Artuma
11.08.16 | Stop posting [2] |
alienobserver
11.08.16 | ^ 3/10 |
Ryus
11.08.16 | worst alt ive ever seen |
DungeonBoy
11.08.16 | Biting bitterness
Bitten
Blizzard blowing
Nipping at the fine line of your neck
Horrendous glacial
Facial disfiguration
Beaten red raw by the arctic fist |
Flugmorph
11.08.16 | BLACK METAL IST KRIEG |
Kimm
11.08.16 | "not for another two weeks aaron the old heater in my upstairs blew up in February"
Read this wrong, thought the heater's name was Aaron |
Flugmorph
11.08.16 | Me 2 |
zakalwe
11.08.16 | Me ballbag is like Jeremy Beadles fist. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | you live in the fucking united kingdom stfu you pussy you have no idea what cold is and youve been moaning about it here and on the forums for like a month |
zakalwe
11.08.16 | North Sea chill mate. Fucking Baltic. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | come see me in february euros ill show you death in the form of arctic wind and noreasters
if you can even fly in |
zakalwe
11.08.16 | Piece of piss |
Flugmorph
11.08.16 | wtf |
elliootsmeuth
11.08.16 | That's fun. Where do you live where it's so cold? |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | this morning i could see my breath |
Relinquished
11.08.16 | i'm proud of you chuck |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | us election got me feeling testy fam im on edge
im from halifax |
anarchistfish
11.08.16 | does it rain much in canada
it's the combo of rain and cold that makes the uk a gloomy pit in autumn and winter |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | that and the biting coastal winds |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | 5 is cool |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | best burial tbh imo |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | halifax is on the coast and sticks out off of NA a bit so we get the brunt off all wind and weather that comes up the eastern seaboard
so yes lots of rain and snow |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | londons known for like raining every day but im looking it up now, 109.5 days with precipitation there, 161.8 here
average low in january here -8 there +2
its not something to brag about im just saying stop whining like a bitch |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | nice but doesn't change the fact that the wind made the temperature feel about 3 degrees today |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | not even in london dumbass so stfu and rain isnt the problem its wind |
anarchistfish
11.08.16 | tbf i couldn't imagine ever living in canada |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | OH NO NOT THREE DEGREES BRO COULD YOU SEE YOUR BREATH, THE END IS NIGH
stfu |
anarchistfish
11.08.16 | it doesn't rain that much in london, more the west |
RunOfTheMill
11.08.16 | Shit is getting cold in Montreal, but I don't think I could ever go to the Maritimes in the winter. Just... Fuck that. |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | fucking fight me you cucknadian |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | not you btw that was aimed at chuck |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | its colder in mtl/ontario than here but we get more precipitation for sure
either way these europussies have no idea what cold is |
KILL
11.08.16 | cold world bro |
rabidfish
11.08.16 | without proper calefaction, winter sucks almost everywhere in the world-- Stop being such a fucking cunt chuck, ffs. |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | 'best burial tbh imo'
hm you obv havent heard sweetz yet |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | lol as if canada has the sole authority on cold weather
you know you have to factor in more than just the temperature right? |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | oh yeah sweetz what a fucking classic |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | bro with the wind it feels like +3 zomg guess what nerd with the wind it regularly feels like -20 here for about 3 months
hope your cunt doesnt freeze shut, praying for you |
anarchistfish
11.08.16 | i hate winter time too. barely november and it's dark at 4.30 |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | congratulations you won the right to bitch more about your weather to strangers on the internet doesn't really change the fact I am cold |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | keep your vag near a heater mate |
anarchistfish
11.08.16 | this masculinist posturing is fucking dumb too |
YakNips
11.08.16 | step 1. get a job
step 2. buy heater |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | lmao guys get it
'vag'
because only pussies get cold lolololol |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | ding ding |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | step 2 completed just need it installed |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | *being retarded and calling it a joke* |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | *whining on the internet multiple times about 3 degree weather* |
DinosaurJones
11.08.16 | Masculinist posturing is all the internet is, bruh. Those doing it, and those fighting against it.
Also cat pictures.
And food pictures. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | im obviously just trolling sinternet and not being serious at all with the masculinist posturing but yeah hes being annoying and whiny |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | lol guys im just TROLLING |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | show me where i have been whiny |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | my house is so cold
seriously my hands are turning purple and this morning i could see my breath list is cold hard DIGS |
DinosaurJones
11.08.16 | So here's a question: what is the goal of trolling? Is it to rustle people's jimmies, and then when said jimmies are rustled, you get to go LOL I TROLL U? If that's the case, why is it when they keep going on about it, it's all BRUH, I WAS TROLLING, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY if the goal was to take it seriously? There's just so many conflicting principles that... that...
...oh.
...OH.
...OHHHHHHHHH.
I get it.
It's not SUPPOSED to make sense.
lol trollin' |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | you know when people get punched in the face when they are being morons irl
this is the internet equivalent |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | at least he included 2 in his list, thats my jam |
Storm In A Teacup
11.08.16 | "seriously my hands are turning purple"
I'm sorry, but, can you be more dramatic? I'm not understanding you through your sputnik invested tears |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | yes i'm clearly whining and not just making a random half-assed list that doesn't really concern you |
Storm In A Teacup
11.08.16 | "When Trolls Cry"
starring Sinternet |
Storm In A Teacup
11.08.16 | you know you failed to troll when you have to point it out repeatedly and so directly. I usually reference how I troll converge threads on an average of once every 6 months to keep the fiery pitchforks at bay |
TheTripP
11.08.16 | your list had 69 comments and I ruined it, welcome |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | I like when my house is cold cuz then I have the opportunity to apply more blankets to my body. I have my brown blanket. Then my zebra blanket. Then my big quilt. Then my comforter. Then my green fuzzy blanket. Then my yellow blanket.
I'm thinking about buying more |
JigglyPDiddy
11.08.16 | come cuddle fam |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Chuck we all know Canada sucks ass we don't need you verifying it. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Zippa is a twelve year old girl. |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | you can do that without it being cold also how the fuck am i supposed to be a troll mei with blankets all over me |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | If you were a mei, you wouldn't be cold in the first place you dingaling. She's a got a big coat and a thiqq body. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Probably is, you're a skinny, dejected waif. Slowly withering away behind a keyboard somewhere. Go for a walk you silly boy. |
Storm In A Teacup
11.08.16 | mei is lovely |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | yeah but problem is i don't if maybe i should do gender-bent mei cosplay |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | canada fucking rules and i love our weather im not complaining whatsoever (thats my point)
be thankful youre not from syria or somalia or some shit, not that god fucking forbid you could see you breath this morning, jesus christ |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | worried about u |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | i was gonna say i cant go for a walk now its like 11pm but actually its just really dark and 7pm |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | maybe you need to lift and put on some muscle to protect your little fanny boy frame |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | "i was gonna say i cant go for a walk now its like 11pm but actually its just really dark and 7pm"
oh no its dark out better stay in lock the door and turn off the lights dont want the b00g3yman to get me |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Chuck did you receive some kind of formal education or are you just mimicking human speech and hoping that something sticks |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | memba sunlight |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | That sounded rude. I'm just asking |
Storm In A Teacup
11.08.16 | alright gotta go to work lol, have fun guys! try to kill any idiotic election thread users like brewtality for me while i'm gone! |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | i could stand to lose a little weight tbh i need to get back to full fitness |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | have fun stormy boy love ya |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Have a good day at work |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | like for real bundle up and go for a jog in the dark and "cold" maybe itll be a revolutionary moment in your life when you come home and realize you somehow managed to survive such brutality |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | "Chuck did you receive some kind of formal education or are you just mimicking human speech and hoping that something sticks"
You see, the thing is... he's 5'11". |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | 4' dick tho
yes, that is a ' |
DungeonBoy
11.08.16 | I don't think you've posted a list that I've seen in the past month that doesn't have 1 on it. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | That sounds cumbersome
get it |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | the funny thing is that 5'11 isnt even exceedingly short yet is in the context of the sputnik userbase who are either freakishly tall or liars |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | it's an eternal dig dungeon check it |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | "4' dick tho"
Poor boy can't even get an erection without passing the fuck out. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | "the funny thing is that 5'11 isnt even exceedingly short yet is in the context of the sputnik userbase who are either freakishly tall or liars"
which do you think it is
i feel bad for being such a cunt itt im legit shook today trump scares the fuck out of me |
DungeonBoy
11.08.16 | will do, listening now. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | 5'11" is actually above the American average of 5'9"
I'm sure that if you got the statistics from every user on the site it would all balance out. It does seem to me that all the metalheads are fucking bean poles.
Which makes sense because I'm 6'0" and every time I go to a show I feel like I'm surrounded by trees. They're all fucking huge. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Corn fed
metal-head
motherfuckers |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | i feel like exactly average out and about in public
well my girlfriend is 5'1 or 5'2 so hanging out with her i feel like a giant then being in public in like whaoa
the average is about 5'9 but that prob includes asians and that, im prob exactly average for the white euro decedents |
DungeonBoy
11.08.16 | 6'4" beanshaped metalhead |
DinosaurJones
11.08.16 | I'm 6'4"
I'm also half-Asian.
I have a spotless driving record, and am terrible at math.
Nothing makes sense anymore. |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | the thing about metalheads is that they're either tall af and built like scarecrows, or tall af and just as wide, or short and fat, or occasionally very short and thin |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | its ok chuck still love you babes |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | My friend is 6'5". His girlfriend is 6'3".
Ents |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | 6'4" non-metalhead. |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | fuck wow
i had a friend who was taller than like nearly everybody and she used to make fun of me for being short - i'm just shy of 6 foot |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | "the thing about metalheads is that they're either tall af and built like scarecrows, or tall af and just as wide, or short and fat, or occasionally very short and thin"
They're people? |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | good summary |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | 6'3.5 checking in damn chuck you'r lucky this convo is taking place over the internet |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Metalheads: are they people?
|
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | A 6'3" girl is just crazy shit cause with a nice pair of heels that's like 6'7". |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | life's biggest mystery |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | I mean I can deal with a 6'0" girl but any taller than that and it gets fucked up with the footwear. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | She wasn't a heels kind of girl. Not the most graceful of animals. But a kind hearted soul nonetheless. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | i banged a girl taller than me once who was like p much objectively gorgeous and it was sweet but i realized that night id take a cute short girl over a tall girl, just isnt my type though they are beautiful creatures |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | it's true, but then again tall girls give the best hugs |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | http://explosm.net/comics/2433/ |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | its like in the gym all these muscular type girls i look at them and think damn thats a beautiful specimen but i aint that interested in even conversing with them you know what i mean lulllllllllll |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Sint when was the last time you hugged something that was alive |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | "its like in the gym all these muscular type girls i look at them and think damn thats a beautiful specimen but i aint that interested in even conversing with them you know what i mean lulllllllllll"
Sometimes it's better to just know your place in the order of things man. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Dude ripped chicks are not my style at all. I mean, yeah, squat/lunge/leg press all day, but I don't want some girl doing fucking deadlifts. |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | a girl around 6' can be hot af with their long legs (fucking hate stumpy legs they make my dick invert) but yeah I wouldn't want a girl within 2 inches of me (therefore taller than me with heels). I suppose personality would also play a part though |
Sinternet
11.08.16 | i hugged me mum this morning |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | "I suppose personality would also play a part though"
Fuck off faggot. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | theres a couple chicks who literally only work on their glutes at my gym multiple times a week so otherwise they maintained their cute petiteness but then they turn around and its like BAM WTF, god love em |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | That's what I'm talking about. Oh, and sprinters. SPRINTERS. |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | Dude ripped chicks are not my style at all. I mean, yeah, squat/lunge/leg press all day, but I don't want some girl doing fucking deadlifts. [2]
There's a point where they go from being sexy toned specimens to unnatural looking and emasculating. There's this european girl in my gym whos gorgeous but has taken it wayyy to fucking far in the last year and now has monstrous legs, big shoulders, veins, wide back etc its fucked up. She tells me she's not on any test but i have my suspicions. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | "i hugged me mum this morning"
You and me both kid |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | yuh i fell in love at first sight w some polish sprinter chick watching the olympics i straight creep the fuck out of her on snapchat now no lie |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Dude that one chick from like Belarus or something... hol' up... |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohlympics/ |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | i watched nature documentaries and played board games with a girl from belarus on contiki, was a good time. |
DinosaurJones
11.08.16 | The girl I sit next to at work is a major gym rat, and talks about deadlifts and shit all the time and is always quoting Bro science and all that shit.
She's kind of cute, but her attitude is massively off-putting. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Found her. Bulgaria. Ivet Lalova. Not talking about her face, fam. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohlympics/comments/49ehpe/danish_hurdler_stina_troest_xpost_rfitandnatural/
theres my girl
fucking dead mates |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | ah I cant stand that bellybutton tattoo some girls seem to think looks good. but its their body not mine.
Ivets face isn't anything to marvel at but she's not a paper bag job either lol |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | 'https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohlympics/comments/49ehpe/danish_hurdler_stina_troest_xpost_rfitandnatural/'
ty chuck im going to excuse myself from the conversation for a few minutes |
rabidfish
11.08.16 | i'm 5'7'' so I say tall girls are 2spooky4me |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | shes mINE BRO |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | It's okay because you have fucking baller music taste. You could probably soak a few girls with just a mixtape |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Chuck are you RespectMyAuthoriteh? |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | "i'm 5'7'' so I say tall girls are 2spooky4me"
You are a tall girl. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | i am not |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | That's exactly what you would say if you were. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | you remind me of my girl when she asks if she looks good in something i say yes and then she scoffs "youre just saying that" |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | You're the girl in our relationship shorty. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Trick is: you don't wait for her to ask. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | Yeah, Chuck is a nice feminine name |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Sounds like an obedient bitch, yeah. |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | "Trick is: you don't wait for her to ask."
agreed, just stick it in boys |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | Sput's feelin' extra rapey on election day. |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | agreed lifes too short to wait for consent (which you may never be granted) |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | life's* you fucking dimwit. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | No I meant don't wait for her to ask if she looks good you twit.
Just compliment her first! |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | i kno what you meant dude lul |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | ghost your the only 1 who insist's on using correct grammar and frankly its bizarre |
ZippaThaRippa
11.08.16 | what's wrong with you kids |
BallsDeep
11.08.16 | thing is you gotta compliment her regardless of whether she looks good or like utter shit dontya |
guitarded_chuck
11.08.16 | lol yupppppp
pretty girls look good in anything tho innit |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.08.16 | "ghost your the only 1 who insist's on using correct grammar and frankly its bizarre"
This is at least a B+ troll sentence. "Insist's" is particularly good. |
spookynewghostfriend
11.09.16 | ^check 'tesque |