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My 5s

Not ranked, just arranged for display in order of pleasuring your eyes
1Woody Guthrie
Dust Bowl Ballads


dust in your eyes right away! muahahahahahahaha! my state's very own,

also shout out to the late great Leon Russell of my home town and current town RIP
2Xiu Xiu
The Air Force


I'm hitting you guys hard early on
3Johnny Cash
At Folsom Prison


maybe my favorite record I own other than
4At the Drive-In
Vaya


this is my favorite vinyl of all time
5John Frusciante
The Empyrean


ascension confirmed
6The Antlers
Hospice


life changing aka holy shit aka holy shit!
7Yes
90125


The Pop album to end all Pop albums du nu nuhhhh!!!!!
thanks dad!
8Underoath
Define the Great Line


shit, this defined a high school playlist at the very least
9Coheed and Cambria
The Second Stage Turbine Blade


soo this is actually my number one post-hardcore album of all time, never revealed/said that before.
10Hopesfall
The Satellite Years


sorry baby, you're still the best space themed album(?), yes you are!, yes you are!
11Wolf Parade
Apologies to the Queen Mary


what kind of life is one with heads on heads on heads, not a life at all I'll tell you!!!!
12The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Electric Ladyland


well, that was an experience
13The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Are You Experienced


don't make it staaaahp
14The Killers
Sam's Town


best country album of all time other than
15Neil Young
Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere


best country album of all time disagree and you are wrong
16Radiohead
Kid A


best Radiohead .
17Astronoid
Air


2016 represent
18Bob Dylan
The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan


best rapper ever
19Candiria
What Doesn't Kill You...


Brooklyn in the house
20Bob Marley and The Wailers
Exodus


oh my garsh gonna listen to this now actually as I keep going down the list
21Black Sabbath
Master of Reality


ultimate Sabbath
thanks dad!
22Brand New
Daisy


Unchain Daisy; let the 5 flow through you
23Metallica
Ride the Lightning


best Metallica by far, damn, but still, they had a great mainstream run in one album with the black album. that was impressive too, just not a 5 like this gem
24Senses Fail
Renacer


the older east coast hardcore influence had been apparent in glimpses for the first ten years of Senses Fail's career but this album embraced them and turned the band around into having an actual legacy confirmed

aka rip andcas cuz i'm not listing another band he would like more than senses fail because fuck avenged sevenfold and new found glory lol piss on that bitch
25Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Scary Kids Scaring Kids


oh shit RIP...
Amazing modern melodic post-hardcore
26Santana
Supernatural


proof you can be classic then average then classic then average then great and still be underrated
27The Game
The R.E.D. Album


oh yeah, this is certainly a 5, sorry not sorry
28Z-Ro
Cocaine


stay in school
29Fleetwood Mac
Rumours


is this love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
30Green Day
American Idiot


should have kept this album on the shelf for a more appropriate time like now
31Frank Sinatra
In The Wee Small Hours


:'( it's so beautiful and lonesome how did he do it for so long
32Funeral for a Friend
Hours


this helped post-hardcore out more than people will admit
33Pyotr Tchaikovsky
1812 Overture, Op. 49


omg this is so good Beethoven eat your heart out fucker
34Rise Against
The Sufferer and the Witness


We need you Rise Against. This is the time for you to not make half hearted rock music anymore. WE NEED YOU TIM
35The Beatles
Abbey Road


yeah this is a 5
36The Beatles
Revolver


and so is this
37Sudatsuga
Blue Moon Saiyeed


it's good to put on for your sput community
38Lynyrd Skynyrd
Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd


FAT BOTTOM GIRLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
39Tech N9ne
Something Else


this album can't be topped in hip-hop/rap i'm starting to believe
40Youth Group
Skeleton Jar


Australian indie / pop rock love it so much
41We Lost the Sea
Departure Songs


daaaaaammnnnnnnn I need to get vocals on this
42Yes
Close to the Edge


Can you prog better than this. I doubt it. That's why I put a period, not a question mark. Cuz I can write English not just write it or some dumb shit point aka period.
43The Damned Things
Ironiclast


Every Time I Die, Anthrax, Fall Out Boy super group makes album that outdoes all three former bands discographies, probably why they only made the one album, their respective bandmates all jealous n shit, i'd be lol
44Entombed
Left Hand Path


shreeeedddzzzzzz confirmed
45Dream Theater
Live at Budokan


they pulled this dvd off quite well, probably the only dvd I have 5'd
46Fear Before
The Always Open Mouth


THIS ALBUM IS IMPORTANT



IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47Anberlin
Devotion


this is a mammoth album and collection and the strongest of 5s
48Emery
...In Shallow Seas We Sail


e/ club where you at!!!????!!!!????
49Thursday
No Devolucion


only evolution, unless you're American democracy!
50Thrice
Beggars


best thrice I fokn wut m8 I did
51Trophy Scars
Never Born, Never Dead


this album originally hit as hard as The Antlers Hospice album
52From Autumn To Ashes
Holding A Wolf By The Ears


ugh this is in my top 5 best post-hardcore albums ever
53Gorillaz
Plastic Beach


IMPORTANT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54iamthemorning
Lighthouse


Russia represent!
55In Flames
Come Clarity


the part where half the people reading this list are grossly offended =)
56Jeezy
The Inspiration


Jeezy like to sm0k, makes you think
57Jethro Tull
Thick as a Brick


95% of the user base
58Nas & Damian Marley
Distant Relatives


world peace please
59Jimmy Eat World
Invented


best JEW
60Boysetsfire
The Misery Index: Notes From The Plague


post-hardcore version of rise against basically lol
61Coheed and Cambria
From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness


modern prog classic
62K-Rino
Annihilation of the Evil Machine


GOAT RAPPER #1
63Anberlin
Vital
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