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Last Active 12-08-21 12:00 am Joined 12-31-12
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| deftones ranked
sufjan stevends rank | 1 | | Area Crac!
Frank Delgado - his input into the final tunes is so imperceptible that he deserves credit for not really attempting to be a Deftone at all | 2 | | Boris Amplifier Worship
Abe Cunningham - the actual main source of hooks in this band because the guitarist sucks ass and Chino has used the same melody over and over again since he started | 3 | | Cos Viva Boma
Sergio Vega - his name rolls off the tongue with a certain panache | 4 | | Doom Complicated Mind
Chino Moreno - writes his songs by sensually mooing nonsense lyrics in the shower while Disintegration plays in the next room. he later presents the tapes to Stephen "Mr. Riff Genius" Carpenter who lovingly encapsulates Chino's wails inside the first three elementary guitar measures he thinks of even if they don't go together at all or even if he has already used them on the album | 5 | | Estradasphere It's Understood
Stephen Carpenter - a cardboard cutout of a real musician who has dripped hours of sheer nuanceless boredom down your ear canals and shows no sign of feeling sorry about it | |
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01.16.17 | whit epony | AlexKzillion
01.16.17 | feature this | FullOfSounds
01.16.17 | lol this is great | ArtBox
01.16.17 | Hoping Chino continues his family tradition of naming children after pants.
If there was a pos button for lists it'd be slammed just for sensual mooing. | Thalassic
01.16.17 | "Sergio Vega - his name rolls off the tongue with a certain panache"
This cracked me up lmao | AlexKzillion
01.17.17 | Surprised this hasn't gotten too much attention | Ocean of Noise
01.17.17 | Hahahahaha great list | MetalMarcJK
12.19.21 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! This list is rad. 😂🤣
Stephen Carpenter is completely unrepentant. 😂🤘🏼 | evilford
12.19.21 | Stuff in steam vents ranks | ParoXysm
12.19.21 | Hmmm, quite interesting that the only member you gave credit to in the band is the white one. | DType
12.19.21 | Amplifier is my favorite Deftones album |
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