butcherboy: Best Simpsons Quotes

butcherboy 07.05.17	gimme yours, Sputnikers!!!!
CalculatingInfinity 07.05.17	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByB4zRHNZ7w
hal1ax 07.05.17	"THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!"
TheCharmingMan 07.05.17	but my mom says i'm cool...
MoosechriS 07.05.17	Flamable, inflamable, what kind of crazy country is this!?
McMegaMountain 07.05.17	"You know me Marge - I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING." "Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!"
PistolPete 07.05.17	cue Lisa walking into the school playground wearing a goth outfit Millhouse: "What are you today Lisa?! An Oakland Raiders fan?!" /thread
Papa Universe 07.05.17	Lisa speaks about evolution and what not Barney: "Homer's son's sister is right."
hal1ax 07.05.17	^haha
Wolfhorde 07.05.17	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQR-cPXlmY
neekafat 07.05.17	"I have a racecar bed, do you??" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife." "Oh..."
Nocturtle 07.05.17	"What do you think, Smithers?" "I think women and seamen don't mix"
Trundle 07.05.17	"I don't need drugs to enjoy this.... just to enhance it"
TheWrenKing 07.05.17	"Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar." "Mom said she was sleeping. She lied, she lied! Why, oh why, is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?" "The metric system is the tool of the Devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!" "I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal is called what again, class?" "Communism!" "Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others." "Well howdy, Homer! Ooh, thanks for dropping by!" "Hmm. He's not responding. Proceed to level 2 antagonism." "Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent." "Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!" "Ah, he's still repressing. Maximum hostility factor." "I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other." pretty much everything from hurricane neddy
Nocturtle 07.05.17	"Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed"
Idontevenlikemusic 07.05.17	I like pizza, I like bagels, i like hotdogs with mustard and beer, I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer lalalala
RoundOnEndHiInMiddle 07.05.17	the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!!
butcherboy 07.05.17	hahahaha.. keep 'em coming.. I'll update the list first thing in the morning..
Rigma 07.05.17	feels like i'm wearing nothing at all!
macman76 07.05.17	Homer (To a week+ old party sub that gave him food poisoning) Oh, how can I stay mad at you?
demigod! 07.05.17	Remember that time I took a home wine making class and forgot how to drive?
demigod! 07.05.17	I hope I didn't brain my damage
Idontevenlikemusic 07.05.17	"feels like i'm wearing nothing at all!" Stupid sexy flanders!
Egarran 07.05.17	I for one welcome our new insect overlords. Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Davil667 07.05.17	Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. - Homer classic :]
Papa Universe 07.05.17	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NT2ZiPIukw
heck 07.05.17	"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins." "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
zakalwe 07.05.17	On closer inspection these are loafers
DominionMM1 07.05.17	best scene from that show, bar none: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4lnZr022M8
RoundOnEndHiInMiddle 07.05.17	when i was seventeen, i drank a very good beer. i drank a very good beer, that i purchased with a fake ID. my name was brian mcgee i stayed up listening to queen when i was seventeen
Zeneren 07.05.17	Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old. Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk. Homer: And how!
JeetJeet 07.05.17	yvan eht nioj
JeetJeet 07.05.17	“Put in a good word for your buddy Gil…the wolves are at Old Gil’s door…oh boy, your whole life you work and you slave and scrimp and you steal just enough to get a sweet, sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Where’s Gil’s lick, doesn’t Old Gil get a lick?”
bloc 07.06.17	"Only WHO can prevent forest fires ? You pressed you, referring to me, that is incorrect. The correct answer is you."
DominionMM1 07.06.17	"We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
cylinder 07.06.17	"What are you in for?" "Atmosphere." "Gym, (with a hard G), what's a gym? ... OHH, a gyyyym! (pronounced the same way lol) "Oh my god! This man is my exact double! Oh my god, that dog has a puffy tail! Come here puff!" "Damn FDA, why can't it all be marshmallows?" "I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone." "Aw, I'm gonna miss the whole summer." "Don't worry boy, when you're older and have a job like me, you'll miss every summer!"
macman76 07.06.17	"I have three kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and three money."
tempest-- 07.06.17	my favourite is probably every line milhouse has ever spoken but for real there's SO many good ones, impossible to name em all
butcherboy 07.06.17	true.. about to start updating the list.. surprised no one has brought up You don't make friends with salad!!
unclereich 07.06.17	King of the hill>>>>>>
butcherboy 07.06.17	maybe the later years.. nothing beats early Simpsons..
tempest-- 07.06.17	first you get the sugar... then you get the power... then you get the women
AsleepInTheBack 07.06.17	lol at 1. need to go on an early Simpsons binge now
hansoloshotfirst 07.06.17	"but for real there's SO many good ones, impossible to name em all!" so true but oh well : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M67E9mpwBpM
butcherboy 07.06.17	every year that goes by makes me relate to 2 more and more..
Zig 07.06.17	"Hi, I'm Troy McClure!"
Egarran 07.06.17	"every year that goes by makes me relate to 2 more and more.." Indeed, the punchline is important: "and it'll happen to you, too!"
DominionMM1 07.06.17	"GREAT JUMPING CAESARS CATFISH! MY H HAS BEEN STOLEN! Aw, that's how people know it's a Honda. What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off?
ScuroFantasma 07.06.17	Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
hansoloshotfirst 07.06.17	"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"
DominionMM1 07.06.17	"Did you have a grudge against Montgomery Burns?" "No." -buzz "Alright maybe I did but I didn't shoot him" -ding "Checks out. Ok sir you're free to go" "Good because I got a hot date tonight" -buzz "A date" -buzz "Dinner with friend" -buzz "Dinner alone" -buzz "Watching tv alone" -buzz "Alriiiigghht...I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog" -buzz "Sears catalog" -ding "Now would you unhook me already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment" -buzz
bloc 07.06.17	Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man! Let's get him! Jimbo: Wait, why are we getting him? Martin: Look fellas, the first snapdragon of the season. Nelson: Nevermind. Let's just get him!
grannypantys 07.06.17	"Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without."
DominionMM1 07.06.17	"I wanna see birds get sucked into turbines...rare ones"
Papa Universe 07.06.17	Butch, you outta release a featureworthy thread next, cause that feature-list-plateau is slowly but surely getting butcherboyfree, which, as you know, is a no-go. So you better get up, get in, in you get and get it on with that feature getting list.
TumsFestival 07.06.17	"We shouldn't be talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N" "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"
Iamthe Nightstars 07.06.17	If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
Davil667 07.06.17	Kearney: I'm sleepy. Let' s go to school.
DominionMM1 07.07.17	"IMPEACH CHURCHILL!"
LeftyMcRighty 07.07.17	"Oh, Hell-dum-diddley-crap!" "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"
LeftyMcRighty 07.07.17	BTW- Great list, butcher!
MercuryToHell 07.07.17	'You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.'
butcherboy 07.07.17	- Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease? - Yes. - Then grease me up, woman! - Okey Dokey hahaha, cheers, Lefty.. love that show..
neekafat 10.31.17	He never updated...
Satellite 10.31.17	Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it. ------------------------------------ Lionel Hutz: Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it ------------------------------------ Birch Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob.... Mayor Quimby: What is your, ah, question? Birch Barlow: My question is about the budget, sir.
Confessed2005 10.31.17	Eww, you kissed a girl - that is so gay
DominionMM1 10.31.17	"That's where I saw the leprechaun." "Riiiight." "He told me to burn things."
Sinternet 10.31.17	Shopkeeper:Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer: Ooh, that's bad. Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt! Homer: That's good. Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed. Homer: That's bad. Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings. Homer: That's good! Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. Shopkeeper: ...That's bad. Homer: Can I go now?
foxblood 10.31.17	Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet? Parker: The brand-new multi-million dollar musical, and you are starring...as the human. Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
Egarran 10.31.17	"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."
Kusangii 10.31.17	"What country is Mexico in?" "Press any key to continue. Where's the any key?"
Sinternet 10.31.17	Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good! It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good! It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good! Bart: It's gone. Homer: I know. Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly! Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? Mr. Burns: No, I'd still prefer not.
DominionMM1 10.31.17	"I've reviewed your ten year performance, and it's appalling. In ten years you've caused 17 meltdowns. One is too many!" "Yeah but-" "You sold weapons grade plutonium to the Iraqis...with no markup!" "But-" "Worst of all, you took the hamburglars birthday off last Monday and Wednesday! Which is it?!"
CalculatingInfinity 11.01.17	So much gold on this list best show ever.