Drifter
07.28.17 | Oooh |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | so we want you to dislike it again? or like it? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | This time around, it'll be as follows: If there's a song that you have a particular gripe with, but everyone else is head over heels for, rec it here. The one, who recs the WORST song that is critically acclaimed, wins. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | gotcha sounds good dude! |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I mentioned 'personally', because I want to see some songs that you yourselves actually can't understand why anyone likes, not just research 'popular' tracks that are actually trashy. |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | curse you for putting Oxbow there.. this is now personal.. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | wait can you have heard it before or nah? |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | ^good point, by the premise itself, it should be a well-enough known song.. |
Koris
07.28.17 | Ooh, I've been waiting for this one!
*Ahem*
Holy Diver by Dio |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | If I already heard the song you submit, I'll tell you and you'll have to submit something else. |
Koris
07.28.17 | Something tells me I'm going to be eliminated |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | oh that makes this tough |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | lasssttt question when you say critically acclaimed are we referring to critically acclaimed on this site or by the general public? |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | This is hard. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Butcher, good, get personal, I want you to show me all of your rage. If you manage to give me something as redundantly, one-dimensionally, primitively, pertentiously, monotonely, directionlessly, passionlessly, run-of-the-mill, middle-of-the-road, pathetically, apathetically, insufferably, bleakly, charmlessly, crudely and godawfully flat and boring as even a percent of that Oxbow vomit of a record was, you might win this motha. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | DNS, any acclaim there is. As hilarious as this idea might sound, this website is still a proper music journalist domain |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | woahh this is gonna be so tough |
DoofusWainwright
07.28.17 | Radiohead 'life in a glasshouse' aka 'lyfe in the asshouse'
Sounds like cats slowly burning to death in a greenhouse with a radio playing the Pink Panther theme melting in the corner. |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | fuck fuck fuck ok I gotta think hard |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | Starship - We Built This City
EDIT: nvm, I'm sure you've heard that steamer. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Also, if LandDiving with bail on making that 'Unfulfilled Sneeze' thread, I will make it the theme of the final round. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | I wanna do a nirvana song but very afraid you'll have heard those recs... |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Try me, you underappreciate my ignorance |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | god you don't have Yeezus rated I'm tempted to go with a song off there but I could be very very wrong |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | well I know for a FACT you have heard smells like teen spirit so gotta decide on a slightly lesser known one |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | all of rage against the machine.. and all of tool can fit this criteria for me.. have you heard all of tool, Unique? |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | I think I'm gunna say Sliver-Nirvana but give me moment.. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I should warn you that about 80% of the albums I've heard, I have not rated... |
Drifter
07.28.17 | I dont find too many songs awful, lemme go through the legacy edition of grace real quick. I remember disliking that alot |
AsleepInTheBack
07.28.17 | James Blake - Limit to Your Love. I dont HATE it, but its as close as I could get to your description. |
Joeman82
07.28.17 | Oasis - Wonderwall
The fucker can't sing for shit
Edit: wait you've probably heard this. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Joeman82, been there, heard that. |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | fuckkk Asleep that's such a good song |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | yeah gunna stick with sliver lemme know if you heard that Unique |
Sevengill
07.28.17 | Swans - A Piece of the Sky |
DoofusWainwright
07.28.17 | I'm going out this round but I don't mind |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Please note that I will be adding songs that I've heard, but don't remember. |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | Blue Jay Way by The Beatles.. ass song from a mostly ass band, but people worship them so plenty of people I know love this sloppy dross of a song.. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | oh then I should be good |
DoofusWainwright
07.28.17 | Does this have to be something you haven't heard? |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | Love Nirvana but that song is so damn repetitive |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | I've had this argument with a bunch of ppl on here before and most seem to like this song even tho I think it's annoying...
Be Gone - Brand New |
DoofusWainwright
07.28.17 | I'll change mine to Manic Street Preachers 'if you tolerate this your children will be next' |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Doof, denied! |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | is mine good? |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | Wait who on here likes Be Gone con? That's like THE throw away song from Daisy I'd have to agree with you there |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | idk scroll thru the comment section on that album. I've been met with a lotttt of disagreement for that opinion but I'm glad u agree |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | I mean the instrumental is aight but the vocal thing they do on that is garbage |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Unless I specifically tell you to change your rec, you're fine. |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | hmmm the past is a hard thing to recollect. seems like Be Gone is a pretty split song actually. 2 ppl said it's essential and it rules and 2 people agree that it's the worst on the album. my two bandmates love it tho so idk. I can think of another one tho if necessary |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | Im calling Velvet Underground here. Ive got VUaN 2d and its got a 4.6 avg. Lemme check which song is the worst real quick |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | oh shit be careful... |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | Also top 3, 3 rounds in a row gotta get me something UU |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | I write sins not tragedies- Panic at the disco
Hate pussies at the disco |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | I used to love that song but that might be a winner |
Drifter
07.28.17 | Love that song |
Drifter
07.28.17 | Think ima listen to fever now thanks dude! |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | VU- European Son. Song is trash. Album is trash. Band is trash. Literally everyone disagrees because they won the best NY band tourney on sput a few weeks ago, so this rec takes some balls but I'm going for it |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | Im more scared for Con than myself, but also nervous about rec'ing a 4.4 avg album track |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I thought I'd veto your rec, bgillesp, but I actually can't remember shit from that album. It's been a long, long time since I heard it. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | its sliver not silver! and its on incesticide |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | ugh fine |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | 'I mean the instrumental is aight but the vocal thing they do on that is garbage'
LOL I love that shit, man. Not kidding at all. Not a highlight of the album or anything, but I like it. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | I meant I "get it" but its unsuccessful |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | ayy thanks for validating my shit bizz
I hateeeee the vocal effect ya |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | You didn't have it rated so here is your chance to join me and 26 others in giving it a 2. |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | @Con, yw.
@pjorn TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON... FIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHHHHH!!!!
lol I love that song, too. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | wahhh you didn't put it as incesticide and I like that album cover betterrr |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | With a Doors, Dio, and Brand New rec, I'm no longer scared |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | bgillesp think I feel pretty safe too |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | But the WORST offering WINS, bgillesp. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | or is that what you meant? |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | i have a feeling Unique is gonna love that song haha...surprised he hasnt heard it yet tho? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Missing people:
Jasdevi087
neekafat
anatelier
Drifter
BlazinBlitzer
Joeman82
CompostCompote |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | Yes, my song is much much worse than many of these (and most everyone will disagree) |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | He means he thinks you'll like those recs Unique |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Con, first of all, which one? Second of all, I mentioned that I'll accept any song I haven't heard or don't remember enough to misrule right away. |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | Seriously though, idc if you say no, but does past round performance mean anything? |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | dio, BN, and Doors are awesome |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | the VU song Unique aha but yeah it's a deeper cut so if ya dont remember it that makes sense |
CompostCompote
07.28.17 | Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light
All my cousin-fucking friends love it, but I personally think the song is a slap in the face of Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Pavarotti and loaves of meat. |
anat
07.28.17 | Bon Iver - death breast |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | was gonna say dont people hate Meat Loaf but that album has a 3.9 avg hahaha. good one compost |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | anatelier, entry denied. |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | Me, Seven, and DNS are the only ones who actually gave bad songs imo |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | Well, didn't starship was loved. We built the city has been always a joke, people loved jefferson airplane but unless you are a AOR fan we built the city is at the same level of rollin and photograph |
Joeman82
07.28.17 | Post Malone - White Iverson
Every time I bring up how I hate this song all my friends never share the same hatred. Guess this song is liked. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | bgillesp glad you agree |
neekafat
07.28.17 | OutKast - Elevators (You & Me) |
anat
07.28.17 | but why |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | Think ima listen to fever now thanks dude!
More power to you, but I despise most of the scene kid's music including panic at the disco, they made shitty ripoffs of blink 182 and weezer, the lyrics were corny as hell, that band, fallout boy, paramore and similar groups are overrated as fuck in modern day rock circles and they didn't make any sort of contribution to rock music |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | I actually like Post Malone but sput doesnt seem to |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Yeah, I'm kind of hesitant to put Post Malone up there... |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | he's heard it before anatelier pick a diff one. plus that artist was already used |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | if it's any consolation tho one part of my friend group loves Post Malone including my musician friend (aka NovelT hahah) |
Joeman82
07.28.17 | Is twenty one pilots acclaimed enough to be on the list? |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | Deff I'd say |
Joeman82
07.28.17 | If so I'd say twenty one pilots - Heathens |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | That would be kind of weird, considering they've been on the 'Best songs by the Worst bands' thread, but if that's all you've got, I guess I'll have to add it. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | but majority of people like TOP (not on this site obv) |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | if you pick something off their older stuff I'd agree |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I suppose I should make some list of things you shouldn't submit... |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Besides, I've heard Heathens |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | yeah this is a bit of a tricky one |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | 'Well, didn't starship was loved. We built the city has been always a joke, people loved jefferson airplane but unless you are a AOR fan we built the city is at the same level of rollin and photograph'
Hey, leave me out of this lol. People legitimately like that song. People of all ages. That is true. You don't need to sabotage my perfect rec. |
Joeman82
07.28.17 | Sorry I'm being such a nusience for this one. If Panic! is the threshold for quality here is My Chemical Romance past that threshold? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Whatever is generally acclaimed |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | all your artists are right on the edge id say Joeman but something from Black Parade or before would work prob |
neekafat
07.28.17 | I don't really get this one but whateves I suppose |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | last round was bad song by a great artist, this one is a bad song that everyone thinks is great |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | I think you have the right idea, neeka. |
dctarga
07.28.17 | Is "Be Gone" the "stones in your eyes stones in your eyes, stones in your eyes, stooones innnn yourrrrr eyes" song? Yeah, #8 hard.
Oh ok no, I'm thinking of "In A Jar". I swear Be Gone is way better than that shit |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | nah Be Gone you cant understand anyyyy of the vocals |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I've got this competition all planned out, and just you wait until there's only 8 of you... |
Joeman82
07.28.17 | I think I finally got one, Rise Against - Audience of One
Rise Against is acclaimed enough, a lot of people like this song, I think it's the worse song they've ever made. Sorry for being such a hassle. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I'll take that |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | In A Jar is my fav tho off Daisy hahah |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | so just 3 more recs left? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Noch fehlen:
Jasdevi087
anatelier
Drifter
BlazinBlitzer |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | oh right that oxbow is a placeholder. |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | no, it's not a placeholder.. It's Unique being a horse's ass and ruining everything we've ever had together.. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | It's a bunch of obnoxiously pretentious disoriented twats.
I love you, man, but I sure don't love them. |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | THEY ARE VERY WELL-ORIENTED!!
in time, I will get over this.. but never forget |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | THEN WHY DO THEY SOUND LIKE A SUGARED UP RAT IN A WATER TANK?
If this is all standing in the way of our friendship, I accept and agree to label it as a touchy subject and never touch on it again. |
Drifter
07.28.17 | This was quick holy shit |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I can change the placeholder, thankfully my opinions tend to be polarising a lot of the times. |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | Heathens is not as bad as stressed out ( that's the anthem of social justice warriors who are complaining about safe spaces, and part of the soundtrack 9gag and buzzfeed) but still modern 21 pilots is far from being decent, tear in my heart is a good song and certain parts of heavydirtysoul are good but that's it. They took the worst elements of the mid 00s pop punk bands and they mixed with really generic indie pop |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | nah, I forgot.. cheers though |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Deus, isn't 9Gag like exactly against the SJWs? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | You know what, nevermind, I don't wanna delve into that shitstorm. |
Drifter
07.28.17 | Neutral Milk Hotel - Aunt Eggma Blowtorch |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | 3 left!
Jasdevi087
anatelier
BlazinBlitzer |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | shoutboxed the last few we're missin |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Thank you |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | no probs just trying to help speed up the process |
BlazinBlitzer
07.28.17 | Imma go with Thank You Scientist - "A Wolf in Cheap Clothing". I can't stand that album, but at least some of the other acclaimed songs ("Blue Automatic", "Caverns", "Mr. Invisible") had at least something. This song is just tedious and dull all the way through. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | BlazinBlitzer, entry denied, album heard and album despised... |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | Hey, DeadlyNightShade, is your name just in reference to the plant or is there a song or something that you pulled it from? |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | well that seemed to work |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | 'BlazinBlitzer, entry denied, album heard and album despised...'
Shit album, agreed. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | I'm a huggeee Nightmare Before Christmas fanboy (see my avatar) I have a full sleeve of stuff from it on my left arm
so therefore pulled something from the movie that was sorta lesser known and made it my username |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | I haven't heard their previous stuff or almost any Prog Metal before 2015 for that matter... |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | If everybody submits their shit right now, I might have it this round done come morning. |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | get your shit together Jasdevi087, anatelier and BlazinBlitzer! |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | ^ That makes sense. Incidentally, this competition were regarding movies instead of songs, I'd rec Nightmare Before Christmas hahaha. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Motherfucker, that Swans thing is like 20 minutes long. Oh well, I guess I brought it upon myself. |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | lolololol
More time for the other entries to post- it was a public service, really. |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | Deus, isn't 9Gag like exactly against the SJWs?
5 years ago maybe, that was the golden era of the friendzoned people. Nowdays they are more SJW than anita sarkeesian |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Okay, I guess we're doing this now then.
It doesn't seem like that to me. As a matter of fact, it seems like every other post is making fun of not just the SJW nutjobs, but also liberals in general... |
Drifter
07.28.17 | I always thought deadly's name came from the plant |
DoofusWainwright
07.28.17 | The James Blake choice is genius looooool |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | All jams jammed, need the 3 remaining and I definitely will finish it up today! |
Drifter
07.28.17 | Omggggg |
dctarga
07.28.17 | @Conmaniac
Sorry for late ass reply, but that is rather funny. The actual instrumentation is fine on that song, but that particular lyric delivery just bugs the crap out of me. Just seems very un-Jesse Lacey-like.
But hey, to each their own my dude. |
DoofusWainwright
07.28.17 | I'm toast this round I'm guessing, everyone's found some certified shite |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | @dctarga I agree I don't like that part but the crazy, freak out chorus makes the song one of my favs |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | Your rec is solid, Doof.. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Better if it wasn't |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | Ah you wily coyote you |
anat
07.28.17 | This one's stumping me rotten |
anat
07.28.17 | TV on the Radio - Happy Idiot |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | That's cause you haven't got an entry yet. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | oh there we go |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Jasdevi087 didn't even visit this thread... |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | Anyone's missing ? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Jasdevi087 and BlazinBlitzer, both reportedly informed of their absence |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | blazin gave up lol |
BlazinBlitzer
07.28.17 | My computer crashed right after I submitted the TYS song and I had to go somewhere. I'll come up with something when I get back but I need about an hour or so. Sorry for the wait guys! I'll try to get back to y'all ASAP. |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Sure, I can wait |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | who is missing ? |
Conmaniac
07.28.17 | blazin/jasdevi |
BlazinBlitzer
07.28.17 | I think this counts:
Periphery - Racecar |
Drifter
07.28.17 | Racecar is worst song on periphery 1 agreed |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | You mean to tell me that their songs actually sound differently one from another? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Goddammit, it's 15 minutes long! Oh well... |
BlazinBlitzer
07.28.17 | Racecar is one of their most acclaimed songs, too, and I have no clue why |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | One more! |
Jasdevi087
07.28.17 | Tool - Pushit |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | It's here! The final rec, now I can die in peace...or, y'know finish the list...in peace |
Drifter
07.28.17 | Yeah I don't understand what's so amazing about racecar either
Also yay |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | Racecar seriously ?
I hope that all of you got djent cuz while you derp I djent with my seven string guitar, thanks to djent I stopped being a mortal, now I AM LE TABLE LOLOLOLOLOL |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | You sound like a true djentleman. |
DeusAutomata9012
07.28.17 | Indeed, in fact I founded a djentelmen club my friend lololololololol |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | so we're getting results today? yes, yes yes!!?!? |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | time will tell |
Papa Universe
07.28.17 | Here we go! |
butcherboy
07.28.17 | damn, almost cracked the top 3.. still breathing though,,
and the NMH description is on point.. |
bgillesp
07.28.17 | Djent on! This was my worst round yet, but glad you disliked VU! |
dbizzles
07.28.17 | lol Be Gone!!!!!!!!!!!!! We Built This City is such a shit song, glad you hate it as much as I do. |
Jasdevi087
07.28.17 | bitch, how dare you enjoy a song that's generally enjoyed by most but I happen to not like as much? |
Drifter
07.28.17 | Man I got so close! |
ZombieToyDuck
07.28.17 | Back in the middle yayyyy |
anarchistfish
07.29.17 | Happy Idiot and Holy Diver are awesome songs |
Conmaniac
07.29.17 | i won??? i won!!! |