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Worse and the Worst: The Competition ROUND 7

This time around, no bullshit and no fucking you over. List of participants: neekafat, anatelier, DeadlyNightShade, Sevengill, Conmaniac, Drifter, dbizzles, DoofusWainwright, BlazinBlitzer, AsleepInTheBack, bgillesp, Joeman82, CompostCompote
13Attack Attack! (US)
Someday Came Suddenly

-1 SAVE from the deposit

Conmaniac
Stick Stickly

I will say this, for as idiotic a song as this is and for as degeneratively hilarious as the music video was, the pretty choir on the background, the songwriting and the musical shifts and changes kind of indicate something like, I don't know, like maybe the band had...ambition? 2.5/5
12Sisqo
Unleash the Dragon

-1 SAVE from the deposit

CompostCompote
Thong Song

Nobody ever in history of underwear/swinsuits has managed to say the word 'thong' and sound sexy or cool. It's the one perfect word to repulse anyone and to desexualise anything sexual about thongs. But with all of that in mind, who could have guessed that there is a way to make the word even less appealing. Of course, make a repetative, boring song about it. Thank you, Sisqo, you've achieved something big. 2.3/5
11Scouting for Girls
Scouting For Girls

anatelier
She's So Lovely

I mean, this is that typical "smooth-white-boy-pretending-like-writing-a-shitty-overly-simplistic-semi-love-song-can-sway-any-chick-with-one-non-specific-one-in-particular-into-liking-him" bullshit. 2.2/5
10Insane Clown Posse
Carnival of Carnage

Joeman82
Blacken Your Eyes

Again, it's ICP, you can't possibly expect it to be good. And it isn't. But it's not like offensively absurdly ridiculously awfully terribly baffelingly diabolical. It's just not good. 1.9/5
9Simply Red
Life

DoofusWainwright
Fairground

Whoever wrote and conceived this crap was on Ambien all the way through. 1.7/5
8Falling in Reverse
Fashionably Late

bgillesp
Alone

I'm just going to leave this lyrical genius here:
"White boy on the beat rocking Gucci sneaks
All I do is win, Charlie Sheen
Started out in '06 and revived the scene
So many motherfuckers wanna be like me"
1.5/5
7Dot Dot Curve
Til the Wheels Fall Off

BlazinBlitzer
Crunkamofukkalicious

"Everybody getting silly, it's really ridiculous oh!" My new favourite thing is reading the Crunkcore lyrics. 1.3/5
6Aaron Carter
Aaron's Party (Come Get It)

DeadlyNightShade
The Clapping Song

You can hear the lyrical influences from across the board, right? Prudhomme, Morgenstern, Dickinson... 1.1/5
5Corey Feldman
Angelic 2 The Core

AsleepInTheBack
Angelic 2 the Core

I mean, he tried. At least he tried. What have you accomplished? This is rather sad to hear, considering that out of all of these artists, Corey Feldman might be the only one, who was completely sincere in his attempts at making an ambitious project. But opposite is reality, it's...well...it's this. 1.0/5
4Fast Food Rockers
It's Never Easy Being Cheesey

dbizzles
Fast Food Song

The Ketchup Song's more ambitious, equally demented sibling. 0.8/5
3Unleashing My Demons
Tran​(ce​)​scen(e​)dance

Sevengill
Hope

Oh man, they mean business. They are serious. They, the tortured souls, are full of anger and hatred. They are...unleashing their demons, in all of their glory. 0.2/5
2Corey Feldman
Angelic 2 The Core

neekafat
Duh!

Tommy Wiseau of music. 0.2/5
1Glaucoma
my mind

-VICTORIOUS-
Drifter
Esthesioneuroblastoma - Olfactory Neuroepithelium pt. 1

You know how during the lectures in uni, they sometimes show you examples of the thing you study...this is one of them, along with part of the lecture itself. what in the fuck/what in the shit
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