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| Con/Asleep's Road to 1k
we both have 5 ratings left so we gonna jam 5 albums together until we hit 1000 ratings. the albums are sorted as follows: one album from my psych journey list, one album from Asleep's Classics list, one rec each for an "out of comfort zone" album, one rec each for a 1-worthy album and finally 1 rec each of a 5-worthy album. we are gonna try to update this daily (no promises tho hehe) | 1 | | Lou Reed Berlin
ROUND 1: PSYCHED
Con: Although somewhat straightforward musically, there is something strange and unsettling in the Berlin air. Lou Reed jumbles together waltzes and horn sections with his half spoken, half mumbled signature vocals, making the first half an amusing and eclectic listen. However, it isn't until the last three tracks where Berlin fully blossoms and embraces the uncomfortable yet deeply human emotions. The Bed is one of the most evocative songs I've heard in the past few weeks. 3.9/5
UPDATED: After a few more listen, the last three tracks have really, really struck a chord with me and this is definitely better than my initial score so I'll match Ben. 4.1/5 | 2 | | Lou Reed Berlin
Asleep: My first taste of Reed’s work certainly has me intrigued. Berlin is a sauntering, bleak beaut of a record, reserved and measured as it plods along. The tale within is tragic, but it makes for a rewarding listen. It’s impressively detailed, well realised and expertly paced, delivered in a very ‘matter of fact’ way that makes it all the more numbing to listen to. Each instrumental feels refined and tailored to the topic at hand, ranging from the swelling and multifaceted ‘Sad Song’ to drab, barebones endeavours like ‘The Kids’ and ‘The Bed’. I was genuinely moved, and that doesn’t often happen for me these days, at least when it comes to music. 4.1/5. | 3 | | Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
ROUND 2: CLASSICS MAN
Con: As with any Sigur Ros album, you're gonna get a ton of focus on atmosphere and their 1999 release is no different. So what's in the air in Agætis byrjun? To me this sounds like a bright exploration in the wistful, fleeting feelings that come with the transition of seasons (some may argue this is a colder album but I'd like to think there's a touch of summer warmth on here). Really this album sounds beautiful, but I found myself gravitating towards specific movements rather than being compelled by the entire album. Svefn-g-englar, Ny batteri, and Olsen Olsen proved to be the most enticing endeavors. This is such a wonderful listen as it's so lively and gorgeous but there is something to be desired from the album, whether it is variations within mood/tone or just repeated listens. For now a 3.8/5 sounds right. | 4 | | Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Asleep: This is a very very very very very very very very VERY pretty album … like, absurdly pretty. It also pleasantly forgoes alot of the common crutches of post rock, delivering a plethora of unique and characterful soundscapes with such grace that one could almost be fooled into thinking it were easy. Sure, I could probably provide a deeper analysis, but to be honest it’s one of those albums that doesn’t really need to be analysed. It just kind of takes you, lifts you up, whisks you away on a wonderful adventure and then plops you back to reality after 71 lovely minutes with a sad wave but a reassuring smile that lets you know you’re always welcome back. 3.9/5. | 5 | | Converge Jane Doe
ROUND 3: UNCOMFY GENRE
Con: An album I've known about for awhile but never gave the chance, definitely an appropriate near-1K album considering its sput legacy. After the first song, I was definitely put off by the breakneck speed and the incoherent vocals (I am very picky about my harsh vox) and I was afraid this was going to be an album I would have to endure rather than experience. However, to my surprise, the vocals didn't grate on me too much, letting me appreciate the fantastic yet chaotic and dissonant instrumentation. After one listen, I was conflicted because I knew there was something special here, especially with the constructed, poetic lyrics and the contrasted messy delivery. Phoenix in Flight did something to me, however, hinting at an appreciation for the sludgy, more patient side of metal. After 2 and a half listens I can conclude that this is indeed a grower and my score probably won't reflect my thoughts in a week or two as the t/t is a heavenly opus. 3.5/5 | 6 | | Baths Cerulean
Asleep: It has been a struggle to pin down my thoughts on ‘Cerulean’, chiefly because my views have changed with each listen. Initially I found it tacky, overdone and sickly sweet, the individual elements clashing rather than forming a cohesive whole. However, further listens rewarded, the pieces falling into place. A very human vibe emerges from the bubble-gum synths and scatterbrain beats: messy, unkempt and struggling, but determined and joyous all the same. The lyricism oscillates between the tear-jerking and heart-warming in ‘Plea’ and ‘Departure’, the adorableness of ‘Animals’ and whiffs of cheese from the likes of ‘Maximalist’, but it’s always endearing, always ‘feel good’ and life affirming. Vivid and colourful, it’s a lovely little project, a sloppy crayon doodle that I feel worming its way into my heart a little bit more with each listen. 3.7/5. | 7 | | brokeNCYDE BC 13
ROUND 4: OBJECTIVITY BOOST
Con: This honestly sounds like a poorly done parody album with a heavy splash of faux post-hardcore. What is this album parodying you may ask? Well according to the outdated and annoyingly club-like beats it seems as if Brokencyde is making fun of Lil John or something. And the lyrics, oh god the lyrics...they are straight up cringe and borderline sexist which was a terrible element to add to the already terrible album. BC 13 is a poor excuse for music and this just affirms the fact that willingly listening to terrible albums is just a dumb idea. 1/5 | 8 | | Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven
Asleep: Goddammit Con, you ruined my day. It wasn’t even a good day. It was long, it was stressful and it was boring, yet it was somehow more enjoyable than this steaming turd. Why is it 90 minutes long? Why is he singing like that? Why is it quite this homogenous? Why this monotone? Why, for an album adopting a “punk rock” sound (in Cudi’s words), is it so flaccid and lifeless? Why – in a record that seems to be attempting (and struggling) to produce an engrossing, depressive aesthetic – are there skits? And how are they quite this baaad!? Why won’t it stop? Why did I put myself through this? To answer all of the above: I have absolutely no clue. Sigh … I am being quite mean. There are a couple of moments that are actually genuinely enjoyable, and a few passages are a little moving given the context of the record. Ultimately though, anything serviceable just gets washed away in the unrelenting tide of crap. You are a very bad person, Con. 1.3/5. | 9 | | Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song
FINAL ROUND: HIGH 5!!
Con: Was very excited to check this album and it did not disappoint. Frank Turner churns out some straightforward yet evocative folky-punk singer songwriter tracks with a tasteful tinge of lyrical narration. The 2nd and 3rd tracks didn't do too much for me, but once this thing gets started it bashes you with forlorn tales of lost love and dead friends with powerful instrumentation as well. Songs like Better Half and Imperfect Tense slap you across the face with their instantly lovable punk leanings. Others like Long Live the Queen and A Love Worth Keeping put Frank's lyrical prowess on display and his knack for writing some gorgeous melodies. Although there were 3-4 songs that either bored me or fell a bit flat, this is overall a very cohesive and consistent album and probably my favorite of this list so hooray! 4.2/5 | 10 | | Childish Gambino Because the Internet
Asleep: Phew … well … I was worried about this one. I really, really, reaaaallly didn’t think it would be my thing. But it is. Hooray! ‘because the internet’ just does so much. It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet, a smorgasbord of flows and styles and vibes and colours and textures and tones and all sorts – quite frankly it’s a mess. It’s an engaging and entertaining mess though, and a surprisingly cohesive one too, each track rooted in Gambino’s persona and tethered by the project’s underlying conceptual tones. Whilst I wouldn’t say he perfects any one style he picks up, it’s amazing that he can work so well with so many. The album also plucks its fair share of heartstrings along the way, yet it’s never an overbearing project, enjoyable from beginning to end. I already knew Mr Glover was an impressive dude – I mean, how the hell is one guy an actor, comedian, director, writer, producer AND musician (like, damn) – but man, I really am impressed with this. 4/5. | |
Conmaniac
09.08.17 | should be fun, funny how it worked out like this but Asleep is one of my fav ppl on here so i'm excited and honored (: | TheWrenKing
09.08.17 | nice idea, sounds fun! | Drifter
09.08.17 | Agaetis is amazing | theBoneyKing
09.08.17 | Hey this is a really cool idea.
And yeah Agaetis is amazing, enjoy. | AsleepInTheBack
09.08.17 | Sweeeeeet | SandwichBubble
09.08.17 | Berlin's a weird pick for psych
Hope you guys enjoy it though | AsleepInTheBack
09.08.17 | Also ly con | AngryLittleAlchemist
09.08.17 | Berlin is such a depressing album. Honestly explaining it is so strange. It has a certain showmanship about it's sadness that just feels so dead. But it really is all the better for it. Such a good album. | Conmaniac
09.08.17 | it's on the list Sandwich but my really good friend told me he loves that album. also ily2 Ben (: | StickFeit
09.08.17 | Sweet, Con on Jane Doe. | Papa Universe
09.08.17 | interesting... | Conmaniac
09.08.17 | very much so.. | Papa Universe
09.08.17 | So, outside of Berlin, psych adventure is postponed, aye? | Conmaniac
09.08.17 | let's just say it's slowed down to a crawl instead of a full stop | Papa Universe
09.08.17 | ugh... phffine | Conmaniac
09.09.17 | also side note i'm not at 995 yet because the band I added to the database just appeared. it'll be fixed by tomorrow which is when we will begin! | theBoneyKing
09.09.17 | Suuuuure that's the reason ;-) | ZombieToyDuck
09.09.17 | Finally doing the Jane Doe eh? | Conmaniac
09.10.17 | Berlin should be up soon | Papa Universe
09.10.17 | Should I put your score from here on the psych adventure ranking list? | Conmaniac
09.10.17 | yes I'll update the list as well | Conmaniac
09.10.17 | ROUND 1 DONE, sorry for the wait | Papa Universe
09.10.17 | so that is 3.90? | Conmaniac
09.10.17 | hold up lemme transfer scores | AsleepInTheBack
09.10.17 | Glad you also dug that one con. I think it could grow massively on me. | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | I agree. def seemed like a grower | neekafat
09.11.17 | Two of my faves, good luck guys! | Toad
09.11.17 | Round 2 looks doooope.
Aegitus is one of those albums that can seem easy to dismiss as pretty post-rock sparkle bullshit, but every time i go listen to it i'm blown away again | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | mmm i'm excited to jam today then Toad. I love () but laziness has prevented me from jamming any other Sigur Ros album | AsleepInTheBack
09.11.17 | Jammed round 2 con, will try get a write up to you asap. | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | sweet Asleep, prob will be posted in a couple hours then | ashcrash9
09.11.17 | tbh Agaetis is only my 4th fave Sigur Ros but it's still nice, hope you dig it (and also check Takk & Kveikur at some point)
I've got a lil' way to go still before 1000 but I'll try and have 9 & 10 be among my ratings in the meantime, been meaning to get to those for forever | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | please do ash! excited for that 1k ash list (; | AsleepInTheBack
09.11.17 | yeah do it ash, I'm pretty sure 9 is like somewhat ok | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | this sigur ros album is v delicate I dig so far | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | updated!! time to get uncomfy next (: | AsleepInTheBack
09.11.17 | Some lovely listens so far, and we seem to be on the same page with both which is cool | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | yeah this next round I could see us diverging opinions which should be interesting even though they arent the same albums | AsleepInTheBack
09.11.17 | true, I dont see either of us 5ing something out of our comfort zone off the bat | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | true but who knows, keeping my mind open. really hoping you love that Baths album | theBoneyKing
09.11.17 | Y'all's better be bumping those Agaetis ratings soon. Album is a 4.7/5 tbh | Conmaniac
09.11.17 | oh ill jam it again soon enough, maybe tonight even on some nice headphones. | AsleepInTheBack
09.11.17 | I have a feeling my current infatuation with Laughing Stock is currently overshadowing Agaetis atm, but I'll come back to it for sure and I wouldnt be surprised if it got a bump | Conmaniac
09.12.17 | this should be up in the next couple of hours, Jane Doe // Cerulean | AsleepInTheBack
09.12.17 | Hyped to see what you think of JD | AsleepInTheBack
09.12.17 | I also love how both of our uncomfy picks are also 5s | Conmaniac
09.12.17 | yes good job on that one hahaha | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | UPDATED
dont kill me for my Jane Doe 3.5 guys, def needs time to click | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | also updated my Lou Reed opinion | AsleepInTheBack
09.13.17 | 3.5 sounds right for the first few listens, glad you were patient with it mate | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | same goes to you man, hopefully both will continue to grow (: | AsleepInTheBack
09.13.17 | ffs con, I rec you a 20 minute ep as your objectivity boost and you rec a 90 minute monolith. dick move bruuuh. | ZombieToyDuck
09.13.17 | YAY! Let the Converge grower commence! Welcome... | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | hahaha thank you for being kind but asleep that's literally my only rated 1 | neekafat
09.13.17 | con gotta get on that post punk tho | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | its done dont worry. not excited to jam this next album but at least it's only 20 min. sorry Bem (; | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | well it's been updated, no surprises here | AsleepInTheBack
09.13.17 | as if i rated mine higher haha | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | asleep you took everything I despised about music (extremely obvious pop / club songs and crabcore vocals) and centered it into one terrible EP. it's my only other 1 with Kid Cudi being the other. if it wasn't for this list I would've stopped at the first 30 seconds and not rated it which is what most sane ppl would do if they hear an album they know they will hate | AsleepInTheBack
09.13.17 | fair play haha, you should try one of their LPs then, get you on the same listening time as me (; | Conmaniac
09.13.17 | no thank you! | Conmaniac
09.15.17 | last round will be submitted in the next hour, been a pleasure. 1k here we come | BlushfulHippocrene
09.15.17 | How did I miss this? So cute. :3 | Conmaniac
09.15.17 | we holding hands to the 1k finish line, cute is right (: | Conmaniac
09.15.17 | aaaand it's up. had an amazing time with this Ben so thanks for doing this with me (: | AsleepInTheBack
09.15.17 | Whoooo! Yeah cheers con, it's been a blast
Also hell yes that you like 9 that much. It always oscillates between my favourite and second favourite album ever so that's awesome. | Papa Universe
09.15.17 | I shall steal this format for my own 3000 ratings-reaching quest. | AsleepInTheBack
09.15.17 | Thief!
Also, interesting to see your thoughts on tracks 2 and 3, especially 3 as that's his most famous song pretty much and a crowd favourite, or in his top 5 at least. I think they are 2 of the simpler songs on the record but once they get you singing along they really worm their way into you. | Conmaniac
09.15.17 | yeah I could see them growing once I know the words better and the melodies become more familiar but they were def the simplest which is what put me off about them. Either way, fantastic album
also excited to see this list Unique | Papa Universe
09.15.17 | I might team up with someone closing in at 3000. Y'know, for the sense of belonging in a team. | Conmaniac
09.17.17 | hell ya continue the legacy | Conmaniac
04.27.20 | Iconic tbh | JohnnyoftheWell
04.27.20 | Aww haha, disgustingly wholesome - love this | BlushfulHippocrene
04.27.20 | :333 | Conmaniac
04.27.20 | need to jam more solo Lou reed stuff | AsleepInTheBack
04.27.20 | Heck. Memory lane. Also ditto re Lou's work. Still sleeping on that. | Conmaniac
03.13.21 | LEGENDS
finally started getting more into him cuz of coworkers def worth (lou that is) | AsleepInTheBack
03.13.21 | Shit this is a blast from the past
Con < 3 | Conmaniac
03.13.21 | Much love Ben this all crazy fun to look back on | AsleepInTheBack
03.13.21 | I still resent you for 8 lol | Conmaniac
03.13.21 | The write up for it still cracks me up lmaooo | AsleepInTheBack
03.13.21 | Lol I'd forgotten about that
Clearly I was as upset about it then as I am now |
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