Slut
11.15.17 | hey |
grannypantys
11.15.17 | I peer pressure young fans to send me nudes and watch me on skype. |
Futures
11.15.17 | listen to autechre- cornfield and it will give you the necessary intellect to woo the lass |
guitarded_chuck
11.15.17 | with your mouth |
Hawks
11.15.17 | "I peer pressure young fans to send me nudes and watch me on skype."
Comment of the year. |
schizocunt
11.15.17 | tell it like it is |
CaimanJesus
11.15.17 | Just tell em you're from jersey, chicks dig jersey trust me |
zakalwe
11.15.17 | Just say that you go by the name ‘slut’ they’ll think it’s unbelievably cool. By the time you’ve mumbled some incoherent nonsense about yourself and continue to talk about yourself in the grandest possible terms she’ll be wetter than a fucked faucet. |
Slut
11.15.17 | what if im gay |
zakalwe
11.15.17 | They’ll swarm around you. When you start to talk to ‘em you’ll straighten out cos they’ve got a set of top bollocks that you won’t be able to keep your eyes off. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.15.17 | "top bollocks" |
NastyCrab
11.15.17 | tell her you wanna smash but wear those hulk gloves when you do it so that way you have an out in case she don't want the d and you can be like "lol hulk smash amirite" |
Slut
11.15.17 | ... |
neekafat
11.15.17 | "ape brained savages"
more sput-brained averages |
Futures
11.15.17 | delete that comment thanks |
RogueNine
11.15.17 | Simple answer is, you don't. |
hal1ax
11.15.17 | try talking to a girl over a nice bong hit and new eminems diss track |
Slut
11.15.17 | the honeys usually cannot resist me |
hal1ax
11.15.17 | i am also drawn to honey
mainly because i'm hypoglycemic |
Slut
11.15.17 | yeh |
Slut
11.15.17 | m/19/socal |
Slut
11.15.17 | thats what i ask the fly babe when i see her
a/s/l |
Slut
11.15.17 | mystery gender |
Slut
11.15.17 | the only eunuch here is me |
Slut
11.15.17 | well im a girl and a eunuch so.....yes |
swipenet
11.15.17 | DO IT! JUST... DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! |
hal1ax
11.15.17 | the phallus
really makes one think |
Slut
11.15.17 | im thinking as hard as i can |
BlackwaterPork
11.15.17 | Sneakily set her on fire, the put it out
Boom, you’re her ‘hero’ |
DoofusWainwright
11.15.17 | Just introduce yourself as slut |
unclereich
11.15.17 | The biggest mistake we all make is getting involved with women. Imagine how much easier life would have been if all our dads had been gay |
Egarran
11.15.17 | Just use one of the guaranteed to work one-liners like:
Damn! Are you sitting on an F5 Key? Cause that ass is refreshing. |
unclereich
11.15.17 | Go to local middle school
Play pop punk
Profit |
Egarran
11.15.17 | "That ass must be critical data. Cause I want to back it up."
Never fails. |
DinosaurJones
11.15.17 | YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TOMORROW
SO JUST...
DO IT!!! |
MO
11.15.17 | lol coming to sputnik for girl advice |
MoosechriS
11.15.17 | Saying hi usually works to get the ball rolling. |
alienobserver
11.15.17 | assert dominance |
butcherboy
11.15.17 | I love how so many showed up to wittily comment on the list of an account that will be deleted.. |
Demon of the Fall
11.15.17 | 4088 review comments... deleted? It’s not a new account by the looks of it. |
DoofusWainwright
11.15.17 | This slut’s for keeps |
bloc
11.15.17 | lol |
Egarran
11.15.17 | "Can I interest you in some peer-to-peer fluid swapping?" |
BlacKapes
11.15.17 | try using your mouth |
butcherboy
11.15.17 | hahaha, shit, didn't even notice the comment count.. slut's for keeps indeed.. strange |
Slut
11.15.17 | I love how so many showed up to wittily comment on the list of an account that will be deleted..
????????????????????????? |
DoofusWainwright
11.15.17 | Tread carefully slut |
Slut
11.15.17 | why |
Egarran
11.15.17 | "I love how so many showed up to wittily comment on the list of an account that will be deleted"
Implying we think before we post lol |
Slut
11.15.17 | LOL |
DoofusWainwright
11.15.17 | I meditate between posts |
Slut
11.15.17 | what |
DoofusWainwright
11.15.17 | Sorry I was meditating |
Slut
11.15.17 | oh
ok |
smaugman
11.15.17 | i think sputnik is the worst place ever for advice other than music related ones |
Slut
11.15.17 | be the change you want to see on the music website |
SandwichBubble
11.15.17 | "i think sputnik is the worst place ever for advice other than music related ones"
its a bad place for that too |
natur3
11.15.17 | hahah |
Slut
11.15.17 | lets organize a strike |
Scoob
11.15.17 | I would give advice but It would make things worse |
smaugman
11.15.17 | ok im going tto be the change: if u wanna talk to a grill, ask for nudes |
Slut
11.15.17 | can you guys at least try? |
DinosaurJones
11.15.17 | All right, here's my best legit advice.
Go up to her, say "hi," and just be a normal fucking person. Be yourself. Don't put on any sort of act, don't hide things that you think might be embarrassing. |
Slut
11.15.17 | im nervous |
DinosaurJones
11.15.17 | That's part of it. |
bloc
11.15.17 | And this is why Jones resorted to online dating |
Scoob
11.15.17 | Tell her you're crazy it works |
Scoob
11.15.17 | And then tell her why |
DinosaurJones
11.15.17 | Hey, she's a very nice girl, and we have met in person! |
Scoob
11.15.17 | Bloc firing shots |
bloc
11.15.17 | Shots of love |
DinosaurJones
11.15.17 | She's really, uh... real! And her face is, like... totally look-at-able! |
hal1ax
11.15.17 | ask her about the circumference of her areola's |
WretchedCacophony
11.15.17 | "the honeys usually cannot resist me"
doesn't sound like you need help |
hal1ax
11.15.17 | also wear the cologne her dad wore. use the oedipal complex to your advantage |
hal1ax
11.15.17 | a pop-punker requirement of sorts |
hal1ax
11.15.17 | actually nvm i was thinking of coerced nudes * |
itsyaboicobby
11.16.17 | Just don't |
Slut
11.16.17 | i cant breathe |
Scoob
11.16.17 | We've all been there man |
zakalwe
11.16.17 | Lovely hair, gorgeous eyes, slim waist, fanny like a yetis wellie. |