alamo
08.14.19 | !!!! |
peekatoad
08.14.19 | You forgot to add Alamo to the list |
TheCharmingMan
08.14.19 | Man alamo why would u make this list, just to get my hopes up and crush them? Not cool mane |
CugnoBrasso
08.14.19 | https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b634334847bd |
Get Low
08.14.19 | Quality list. |
RolyPoly
08.14.19 | Good list lol |
alamo
08.14.19 | get your HOPES up yueah |
TheCharmingMan
08.14.19 | Actually lol’d |
Aberf
08.14.19 | Preach |
Doibhin69
08.14.19 | @alamo aren't you gay tho? |
Storm In A Teacup
08.14.19 | seeing this made me chuckle for real haha. |
CygnusX1
08.14.19 | Quality shit right here folks. Praise lord baby jesus |
Hawks
08.14.19 | Lmaoooooooo |
Arditi
08.14.19 | Thankfully you didn't stoop so low as to actually document the best gay porn stars. This was pretty funny dude. |
KjSwantko
08.14.19 | No Halford or Children of Bodom albums. Come the fuck on. |
alamo
08.14.19 | anyone on cob openly gay/bi? |
budgie
08.14.19 | i like corn on the cob but sometimes dont always have an appetite for it |
ArsMoriendi
08.14.19 | Josh Long |
Shadowmire
08.14.19 | billy herrington |
ArsMoriendi
08.14.19 | Ew he's like grossly overbuff |
Sinternet
08.15.19 | no gachi no gay |
Nerdurosis
08.15.19 | jean louis costes - fecal master. That is yourself masturbating |
J() Alexander
08.15.19 | This list but unironically. |
Meridiu5
08.15.19 | DEUS VOLT |
budgie
08.15.19 | god wills me to get laid |
MetalMarcJK
08.15.19 | Fapping to # 11 |
RolyPoly
08.15.19 | Honestly I dont think I'd have an issue with porn if it weren't for the mindset men seem to have around sex work, where if a woman is in the sex work industry she is seen as worthless or lacking class, while at the same time they're stroking their sweaty lil peckers while they watch porn, or paying for a night with a sex worker, completely lacking the self awareness to realize what they're doing is pretty pathetic. Also the fetishization is pretty shit, like cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you"
But I dont see this changing anytime soon so ya, porn sucks |
Deathconscious
08.15.19 | Thanks for the essay in this very serious list. |
mifzal
08.15.19 | Fabio Lanzoni bitches |
RolyPoly
08.15.19 | Idc if its serious or not, I'm giving a perspective that is lacking in this community, deal with it. |
Deathconscious
08.15.19 | Yeah wow, sex workers are judged unfairly, i bet no one here thinks that at all. Thank you for your refreshing and much needed perspective, i never thought of it that way! |
budgie
08.15.19 | adolfchrist's mom is my faovirte gay porn star
|
budgie
08.15.19 | fucking rrrrrrrrroasted! |
BigBlob
08.15.19 | I bet (s)he has been |
Deathconscious
08.15.19 | My mom is Rosie O'Donnell. |
budgie
08.15.19 | what's a munt!! |
BigBlob
08.15.19 | opposite of mint |
budgie
08.15.19 | i see |
budgie
08.15.19 | demon you muntball |
BigBlob
08.15.19 | fugly muntmud |
budgie
08.15.19 | demon you toastmunch. you eggbite |
budgie
08.15.19 | if it isn't apparent i'm really hungry lol |
Deathconscious
08.15.19 | I'd love to see demon's pic in the yearbook. |
BigBlob
08.15.19 | i'll give you something to feast on |
Egarran
08.15.19 | Why am I here if there are no links to lesbian porn?
*Taps foot impatiently* |
BigBlob
08.15.19 | because you love manrods |
mifzal
08.15.19 | "i'll give you something to feast on"
probably a top tier bot |
budgie
08.15.19 | egarran i was just thinking of you! |
mifzal
08.15.19 | Mmm manrods |
Egarran
08.15.19 | hi budgei! |
RolyPoly
08.15.19 | "I'd love to see demon's pic in the yearbook"
@neckbeardchrist: #salt |
Demon of the Fall
08.15.19 | Which Demon... me, or the impostor? |
CugnoBrasso
08.15.19 | Leaving a comment has been one my best decisions ever, best thread since Jesse Lacey. |
KjSwantko
08.15.19 | "anyone on cob openly gay/bi?"
There was a rumor for a lot of years that Alexi was gay, but I think it was debunked if I remember right. |
KjSwantko
08.15.19 | "where if a woman is in the sex work industry she is seen as worthless or lacking class"
The chick on the street corner offering $40 blowjobs, sure. Because she is trash. In terms of pornstars, what are you talking about? These girls are basically worshipped by men. Dudes would probably start cutting off fingers for 30 minutes alone with these ladies. |
guitarded_chuck
08.15.19 | Honestly I dont think I'd have an issue with porn if it weren't for the mindset men seem to have around sex work, where if a woman is in the sex work industry she is seen as worthless or lacking class, while at the same time they're stroking their sweaty lil peckers while they watch porn, or paying for a night with a sex worker, completely lacking the self awareness to realize what they're doing is pretty pathetic. Also the fetishization is pretty shit, like cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you"
But I dont see this changing anytime soon so ya, porn sucks |
guitarded_chuck
08.15.19 | cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" cant even talk about yoga without some loser being like "I'll stretch you" |
Shadowmire
08.15.19 | |
Deathconscious
08.15.19 | "@neckbeardchrist"
Check the yearbook, mystle. You should put a pic up there too, i bet youre not disgusting at all. |
CugnoBrasso
08.15.19 | Yeah I bet he'd make a decent gay pornstar |
Egarran
08.15.19 | Report the post or enjoy the diagonal patterns, that is the question. |
CugnoBrasso
08.15.19 | Egarran join us |
RolyPoly
08.15.19 | I broke chuck lol |
RolyPoly
08.15.19 | "The chick on the street corner offering $40 blowjobs, sure. Because she is trash"
Metalheads dont have a place to call others trash. Some people at the bottom have to put food on the table, prostitution needs to be decriminalized, calling them worthless does nothing but enforce abuse.
"Check the yearbook, mystle. You should put a pic up there too, i bet youre not disgusting at all."
there is a pic? |
budgie
08.15.19 | best not to engage at all rolypoly |
RolyPoly
08.15.19 | I wont much more, these dudes be cray loool |
Deathconscious
08.15.19 | chuck still hasnt learned how to do copy/paste comments. |
RolyPoly
08.15.19 | He posted in my shout and on my list too, what a nutjob
🥜 |
hobblepot
08.15.19 | so no video games, no heavy music, and no porn? okay NOW i feel like committing a mass shooting |
outliers
08.15.19 | prolly shouldn't have clicked on this while on my work computer |
Asdfp277
08.15.19 | :0 |
Relinquished
08.15.19 | man who IS THAT on the proflie pic |
Asdfp277
08.15.19 | that's alamo, show some respect |
JayEnder
08.15.19 | alamo's av unsettles me deeply |
Asdfp277
08.15.19 | so far i've loved every single of alamo's avis, congratz |
Asdfp277
08.15.19 | i am |
budgie
08.15.19 | ewwwwwwww |
ripquill
08.15.19 | the fuck is this list lmao. sputnik is devolving but thats ok |
Meridiu5
08.15.19 | filthy degeneracy |
GhandhiLion
08.15.19 | https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c910bb9f0df7 |
Meridiu5
08.16.19 | ILL STRETCH YOU |
Asdfp277
08.16.19 | im afraid to open that link |
BAT
08.16.19 | linus tech tips |
GhandhiLion
08.16.19 | @Asdfp277
I'll give you a hint. It's really shitty. |
Asdfp277
08.16.19 | lmao |
MELONADE13
08.16.19 | this is a classic list |
Deathconscious
08.16.19 | "sputnik is devolving but thats ok"
You must be new here. |
Egarran
08.16.19 | Oooh did you hear that Elsa from Frozen is revealed as a lesbian? Looking forward to all the derivative porn. |
Asdfp277
08.16.19 | "the fuck is this list lmao. sputnik is devolving but thats ok"
*insert the user's 5.0s copypasted here* |
Egarran
08.16.19 | ^And here we can observe a more meta part of the devolution. |
bloc
08.17.19 | Bring back the emoji with the huge knockers |
Egarran
08.17.19 | ⚒ |
ArsMoriendi
08.17.19 | So no one else has any favorite gay pornstars? |
GhostB1rd
08.17.19 | Ha, Ars is the only person who watches gay porn on Sput.
Gottem. |
Asdfp277
08.17.19 | i never watch porn tbh |
Deathconscious
08.17.19 | Gay |
alamo
08.17.19 | will do |
Meridiu5
08.18.19 | Adolf is pretty gay |
Asdfp277
08.18.19 | we been knew |
Jots
08.18.19 | wow v disappointed in this list ngl even moreso than I was disappointed that no one thought to do a spinoff list of fictional gay porn stars based on sput usernames
e.g.
Oltna Bricks
Assdp
JohnnyOnTheSpot is already that
and so forth |
bloc
08.18.19 | coc |
Meridiu5
08.18.19 | Bigblob |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | Blowing Season
Willie FisterButt
Jom the Dom
Noler the Poler |
Deathconscious
08.18.19 | AnalChrist |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | Arse Moriendi
Sweeney Rodd
Jay Bender
Holy Poly |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | Bigthrob
|
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | Thy Sauce Awaits
|
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | Slex Luthor |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | Plugmorph |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | Tristan Bones |
JeetJeet
08.18.19 | SkeetSkeet |
bloc
08.18.19 | This thread just became gold |
bloc
08.18.19 | LordPoonani |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | bloc....
coc..k |
Deathconscious
08.18.19 | cockblocer |
alamo
08.18.19 | ArsHappyending |
alamo
08.18.19 | guitardaddy_chuck |
Deathconscious
08.18.19 | ukulele_chuck |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.18.19 | retarded_cuck tbh |
Egarran
08.18.19 | Trac(e)Lor))ds |
unclereich
11.09.19 | @retarded chuck |
MELONADE13
11.09.19 | my yet unproven theory: anyone who thinks porn is toxic is also a massive terf |
evilford
12.28.19 | List is better than literally any review rn |
Aerisavion
12.28.19 | “if you have a vagina this is what it looks likes after you masturbate to pornographt”
I can recommend a good therapist. |
Demon of the Fall
12.28.19 | Can anyone recommend me some hunky men to stroke my unworthy pecker to?... preferably Dutch dweeb shit, I’m not into it curently, but looking to try new things and I hear they stuff around here is pioneering within the genre. |
GhandhiLion
12.28.19 | You are spot on. Most of the innovation in porn is coming from the European gay scene these days. |
Aberf
12.28.19 | Great list |
Slex
12.28.19 | Alamo for staff |
sixdegrees
12.28.19 | brave list topic for someone who jacks off to emojis |
GhostB1rd
12.29.19 | The Emoji movie was his boner jam. |
sixdegrees
12.29.19 | once again I have to say what everyone else is thinking itt |
Asdfp277
12.29.19 | and what would that be |
sixdegrees
12.29.19 | scroll up |
Asdfp277
12.29.19 | i did |
sixdegrees
12.29.19 | further |
Asdfp277
12.29.19 | ah |
Tyler.
12.29.19 | @alamo what would you say the hottest emoji is ? |
Asdfp277
12.29.19 | the dragon one |
Asdfp277
12.29.19 | depends on the os tho |
sixdegrees
12.29.19 | thanks alamo |
alamo
12.29.19 | hottest emojis are by far the old android ones |
GhandhiLion
12.29.19 | I like the old Egyptian emojis |
sixdegrees
12.29.19 | thot(h) |
GhostB1rd
12.29.19 | This is the inevitable outcome of legalizing gay sex. |
DarkNoctus
12.29.19 | i mean, as much as i really love gay porn stars |
Egarran
12.30.19 | Here are my available gay emojis: 👯👬👯♂️
I was hoping for more ass. |
Demon of the Fall
12.30.19 | Thanks to Spunkdick music, I am now eternally enlightened and can answer this question no problem. |
parksungjoon
03.08.20 | wtf |
alamo
04.06.20 | where my people at |
CugnoBrasso
04.07.20 | Here, it's good to be back |
claygurnz
04.07.20 | Original post ain't wrong - i seriously cut down on watching porn a little while ago and defo feel better for it. Each to their own though. |
alamo
04.07.20 | amen sis |
Sinternet
04.07.20 | van darkholme |
alamo
08.19.22 | o.O |
Asdfp277
08.19.22 | do u think any gay porn actor listens to opeth |
MyNameIsPencil
08.19.22 | i know i do |
Asdfp277
08.19.22 | wig |
Koris
08.19.22 | Grant MacDonald |