JustJoe.
06.04.20 | i’m gonna have so many girlfriends now thanks a bunch
🙏 |
bludngorevidal
06.04.20 | Add PRR's Eupnea and you'll really get swamped |
highandtight
06.04.20 | not to generalize, but literally no girl has ever enjoyed prog rock. this isn't going to work. |
JustJoe.
06.04.20 | i had how you say “high hopes” for this |
Divaman
06.04.20 | Eww! Girls. |
ArsMoriendi
06.04.20 | Pretty sure Pink Floyd, Santana and Frank Zappa actually have decently sized female fanbases. Floyd is one of the biggest groups of all time, Santana isn't even prog lol, and Zappa's got that "cult band" status that attracts a little of everyone (like sadly Phish fans)
The rest of these though... idk |
Ignimbrite
06.04.20 | bro you just posted cringe |
porcupinetheater
06.04.20 | Even abject sexual desperation cannot tame the urge to mansplain |
zakalwe
06.04.20 | Untapped source of material for the hipster indie bird who is absolutely desperate to disassociate herself from the norm. Pipe, false beard and Jethro Tull love and then finally you’ll achieve the nouveau chic cool you’re looking to acquire. |
highandtight
06.04.20 | You have a pretty dated idea of what a hipster is, zak. Are they new to Globchestershireton-Upon-The-Thames or wherever you're from? |
zakalwe
06.04.20 | I have a pretty dated idea of everything mate. Original pressing. |
Demon of the Fall
06.04.20 | Is this Rodrigo’s alt? |
Kompys2000
06.04.20 | Tfw femoids can't into le epic prog bands |
MyNameIsPencil
06.04.20 | i have all my dates listen to porcupine tree while i show them my knife collection |
Egarran
06.04.20 | Nimrodel - The White Rider by Camel makes those nerd panties drop |
highandtight
06.04.20 | i've lost count of how many times dream theater has been the soundtrack to my one night stands. |
JustJoe.
06.04.20 | poor chap probably will never return |
highandtight
06.04.20 | he's too busy drowning in pussy |
JustJoe.
06.04.20 | imagine drowning more than once |
Relinquished
06.04.20 | been there done that |
JustJoe.
06.04.20 | i can’t swim |
oltnabrick
06.04.20 | feature this |
Minushuman24
06.04.20 | ur gonna get the cooties |
GhandhiLion
06.04.20 | I want a prog rock gf
"Santana isn't even prog lol"
Neither is Floyd or zappa. |
wildinferno2010
06.04.20 | Go blast limelight out of a boombox through your crushes window. It can't fail |
Satellite
06.04.20 | shit, i've been going about it all wrong. |
JustJoe.
06.04.20 | but now we can correct it that’s what matters |
Satellite
06.04.20 | updating my tinder bio as we speak. |
unclereich
06.04.20 | im gay |
JustJoe.
06.04.20 | “songs to help get guys into prog rock” when |
TheNotrap
06.04.20 | All you need is Kayleigh |
Jasdevi087
06.04.20 | can't wait for the follow up list "songs to help fucking nerds get into literally anything else" |
aydross121
06.05.20 | I don't know dude, dad-prog just doesn't seem to be the right approach for some reason. |
TVC15
06.05.20 | Joke's on you, any prog rock is chick repellent |
TVC15
06.05.20 | But joking aside, I have met women who were into Mars Volta, King Gizzard, and Zappa in the past (although the one into Zappa said she only dates guys who are 6 feet or taller) |
rickeyhenderson
06.05.20 | tvc15 with the subversive, clever joke that only like 7 other users in this thread already posted. save it for your 10 minutes at the improv my dude. |
TVC15
06.05.20 | Yurr |
aydross121
06.05.20 | My gf hates all my shit music but anathema and riverside are passable so there's that for prog. You just have to use the lame modern type |
Dwap
06.05.20 | Girls love misogyny - you don't need prog. |
HighHopes
06.05.20 | lol what a great site i just joined yesterday and love the comments
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HighHopes
06.05.20 | i remember on rateyourmusic you make a list and two years later you get one comment on it
|
Dedes
06.05.20 | I thought slam metal was the pussy magnet around here?
I guess I should make the switch from Vaginal Obliteration to Genesis |
DoofDoof
06.05.20 | 'Songs to help get girls into prog rock'
Mission impossible theme starts playing |
aydross121
06.06.20 | Highhopes yeah you'll notice sput is like 20% music discussion and the rest is a mix of shitposting |
JustJoe.
06.06.20 | girl don’t like music |
EphemeralEternity
06.06.20 | why bother |
Sinternet
06.06.20 | this just goes to show women have better taste on average |
Jasdevi087
06.06.20 | hey @op jw if you had any good tips for eating pussy? thanks in advance |
Demon of the Fall
06.06.20 | op can’t answer right now, he inevitably suffocated to death under a gargantuan apocalyptic swarm of gushing clunge. |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.06.20 | crystal castles |
GhandhiLion
06.06.20 | Serious answer: Kate Bush |
oltnabrick
06.07.20 | kate bush is my favorite prog rock band |
GhandhiLion
06.07.20 | same |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.07.20 | kate bush is the correct answer and also a viable redemption arc for op |
chemicalmarriage
06.07.20 | The fuck is this |
Ryus
06.07.20 | Kate Bush
Cloudbursting |
Egarran
06.07.20 | >The fuck is this
Beta male dominion! |
DDDeftoneDDD
06.07.20 | "Songs to help get girls into prog rock" by HighHopes |
