cold
08.14.20 | bruhhhhhhh, jalapenos |
rockarollacola
08.14.20 | That shit wouldn't fly here in Iowa. We would never dream of putting anything remotely spicy in any of our food. |
MillionDead
08.14.20 | I got mushrooms and banana peppers on my pizza TODAY. |
cold
08.14.20 | 2 spicy 4 whitey |
budgie
08.14.20 | you dont have jalapenos listed at ALL? the fuck |
budgie
08.14.20 | best pizza is jalapeno + pepperoni, second best is mushroom + pepperoni,
unless youre in europe in which case you should get some fancy french cheese on your pizza |
cold
08.14.20 | My go-to pizza is just extra well done with extra cheese, onions, and jalapenos. Some pep if I'm feeling like a big boi |
Scheumke
08.14.20 | What kind of sausage or we talking about with 2 here? Anyway my favorite is jalapenos and chorizo. |
Winesburgohio
08.14.20 | Anchovies >>>>
Also lest we forget capers, the perfect companion to olives |
rockarollacola
08.14.20 | Had no idea jalapenos were ever a topping. Still not gonna put it on the list. |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | This is the most beta list i've ever seen |
cold
08.14.20 | n o s e a s o n i n g |
budgie
08.14.20 | this is the most iowa-ass list on the site no jalapenos smh my jalapeno |
cold
08.14.20 | goats can't eat jalapenos. the entire population of Iowa are strictly goats. |
budgie
08.14.20 | iowa= 4 letters
goat= 4 letters
oh my god oh my god oh my god |
JesperL
08.14.20 | mushrooms are the best smh |
rockarollacola
08.14.20 | "goats can't eat jalapenos. the entire population of Iowa are strictly goats."
This is only partially true.
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kalkwiese
08.14.20 | Solid list, good work |
cold
08.14.20 | if ur 555 then i'm 666 |
JeremiahBullfrog
08.14.20 | when I was eating animal products ham and mushroom pizza was a true fucking treat oh boy oh boy |
cold
08.14.20 | here's the real question
chicago vs. new york vs. detroit vs. neapolitan |
JeremiahBullfrog
08.14.20 | new york ftw >> chicago is MESSY |
budgie
08.14.20 | but if detroit is a city in chicago then why would they be any different |
cold
08.14.20 | wut |
budgie
08.14.20 | why you canno understand me |
DDDeftoneDDD
08.14.20 | No? WTF!!!!???
Maybe if your aim is cheep pizza with can mushrooms...
Fresh mushrooms though....its the shit! |
theBoneyKing
08.14.20 | Tip for bacon: Bacon and jalapeño pizza absolutely slaps |
DDDeftoneDDD
08.14.20 | I can't believe the way mushrooms are treated in this list! |
cold
08.14.20 | "why you canno understand me"
how is detroit a city in chicago |
Dedes
08.14.20 | Anchovies mushrooms and spinach absolutely belong on pizza your taste buds tryna FRONT |
Joeman82
08.14.20 | Trying to wrap my head around how Detroit is a city in Chicago |
DominionMM1
08.14.20 | cream cheese homie |
cold
08.14.20 | cream cheese go on bagels |
peekatoad
08.14.20 | This is a great list. I always want bacon added to my pizza |
cold
08.14.20 | u ever put PIZZA on BACON |
peekatoad
08.14.20 | no but now i may try putting pizza on my bacon now |
Wildcardbitchesss
08.14.20 | “chicago vs. new york vs. detroit vs. neapolitan”
not even gonna mention St. Louis huh?
Just kidding, I wouldn’t either. Imo’s is dogshit |
DDDeftoneDDD
08.14.20 | What happen to prosciutto muricans? You ate it all? |
Uzumaki
08.14.20 | The fuck is mushrooms doing dead last here? List is canceled. |
ReefaJones
08.14.20 | Prosciutto missing yeah. Most americans never have eaten a good Italien Pizza in their life though |
ReefaJones
08.14.20 | Also no buffalo mozzarella on this list |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | chicago pizza is the worst, neapolitan is best (turkish is a good shout too)
everything else falls in between |
Snake.
08.14.20 | buffalo mozz is fire and definitely deserves some acknowledging |
Ryus
08.14.20 | anchovy the goat topping
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SteakByrnes
08.14.20 | Jalapeno and pepperoni is the perfect combo for me |
deathofasalesman
08.14.20 | as a former pizza delivery driver, this list is shameful
not even gonna mention sun dried tomatoes or feta cheese, or just extra cheese?
i do appreciate the effort in choosing albums. the fact 5 exists is a blessing to all of us |
notagenius
08.14.20 | I will add tuna for myself |
Valzentia
08.14.20 | 13 is 18 |
Ryus
08.14.20 | "chicago pizza is the worst"
yep
as a new yorker i wanna say new york pizza is the best but honestly its probably tied with neapolitan |
SteakByrnes
08.14.20 | NY pizza is so good, we're spoiled |
bigweinerdon
08.14.20 | great fuckin list, let me hear ya |
peekatoad
08.14.20 | Also as a former pizza delivery driver... fuck sun dried tomatoes, and feta cheese
I can agree with extra regular cheese though |
JeetJeet
08.14.20 | "Good lucky trying to find someone who would turn down a pepperoni pizza."
You ever met a muslim before? |
Avagantamos
08.14.20 | pepperoni is the worst pizza meat. blows my mind how so many people like it |
ArsMoriendi
08.14.20 | Broccoli rabe + sausage is a killer combo on pizza |
Colton
08.14.20 | Mushrooms and feta cheese are the only toppings I have on pizza. Maybe goat cheese if I’m feeling spicy. How can someone not like mushrooms? Their flavour is so subtle |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | depends, for ny style its easily the best, when it's done just write so it's really crisp and holds a little pool of grease in the centre it's great, when it's soft or burnt though it ruins everything. i def prefer more traditional neapolitan toppings though, mushrooms, olives, etc. for which proper ham is best
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ArsMoriendi
08.14.20 | “chicago vs. new york vs. detroit vs. neapolitan”
Out of these 4, I've only had New York Pizza, but 1 thing I can say is: Pizza from Buffalo is awful and for some reason the locals are super proud of it. Pizza from NYC/LI is amazing yeah, especially the Brooklyn stuff |
Ryus
08.14.20 | "depends, for ny style its easily the best, when it's done just write so it's really crisp and holds a little pool of grease in the centre it's great"
yeah when it curls up and everything oof so good
pepperoni otherwise is just okay |
JeetJeet
08.14.20 | Chicago pizza is fire fuck what anyone says |
Satellite
08.14.20 | hatch green chiles + pepperoni is indisputably the best topping combo ever |
Colton
08.14.20 | You guys ever get your pizza with pesto sauce as the base instead of tomato sauce? My buddy talked me into it one night, never looked back |
Satellite
08.14.20 | pesto basil pizza from like a nice artisan joint is always fucking amazing |
peekatoad
08.14.20 | Why would you ever put pesto on a pizza... that is wrong |
Ryus
08.14.20 | nah pesto pizza is pretty good |
ArsMoriendi
08.14.20 | I've had pesto pizza in Queens and it was pretty good |
SlothcoreSam
08.14.20 | 10 items you missed
1. Truffle oil
2. Sun dried tomatoes
3. Egg
4. Oregano
5. Marjoram
6. Smoked paprika
7. Banana
8. Triple cream brie
9. Bonito flakes
10. Shaved truffle |
ArsMoriendi
08.14.20 | Why put oregano on pizza? It's already a main ingredient in the sauce
Kinda redundant |
SlothcoreSam
08.14.20 | Fresh herbs sprinkled on top of a pizza is god tier.
Could add tarragon, parsley, thyme and basil.
Get an explosion in your mouth, you like explosions in your mouth. |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | pesto on pizza is great
also done a 180 on egg on pizza recently it rules |
Piglet
08.14.20 | as a pizza maker, mushroom, fresh basil, a barrel worth of anchovies and a cheeky slab of prosciutto is the gods tits
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Satellite
08.14.20 | i've been making cast iron deep dish pizzas from scratch lately. made one last night with artichoke hearts and roasted peppers/onions. turned out amazing. |
SlothcoreSam
08.14.20 | I'll often fry up a couple of eggs, Sunnyside up. Then add on top of a cooked pizza.
The runny yolk dripping into the pizza crust. Sooooo good.
Especially good with smoked bacon, porcini mushrooms, cherry tomatoes and Buffalo mozzarella. Add some fresh basil, cracked pepper and a splash of truffle oil to the top. |
budgie
08.14.20 | you dummies have never heard of detroit, chicago |
Ryus
08.14.20 | detorit pizza is good
deep dish is the worst tho for sure |
Ryus
08.14.20 | @ars have you been to prince st pizza? for pepperoni it's god-tier |
ArsMoriendi
08.14.20 | I don't think so
Next time in Manhattan, I'll try to remember that place, though I don't typically go for pepperoni, you've got me curious
Man I miss visiting NYC, fucking Covid |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | 13 is 1 fight me nerds |
Ryus
08.14.20 | i dont usually gor for pepperoni either ars, but this is next level |
Rowhaus
08.14.20 | how the fuck do you put mushrooms last? smdh |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | Oh yeah mushrooms last is bad taste for sure |
Ryus
08.14.20 | mushrooms r top tier |
Tundra
08.14.20 | must say I'm growing more partial to mushrooms more and more |
Rowhaus
08.14.20 | pepperoni, mushrooms, and jalapenos all day |
tectactoe
08.14.20 | the perfect three-topping pizza is:
• Bacon
• Green Pepper
• Onion
though tbh I will fuck with just about any pizza topping other than pineapple. |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | My actual scalding-hot pizza take is that any vegetable or fruit topping is better than any meat topping, at least as far as creating a more interesting and complex flavor profile is concerned |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | whaaat, sausage is bottom tier. repulsive stuff.
Pep, chicken, peppers, buffalo sauce, and spinach is my go to |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | you're probably right, as long as there's a heavier vegetable or something that fills out the palate that something like beef or chciken would usually do |
budgie
08.14.20 | people who eat bell pepper on pizza should be culled
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Anything but ham, pineapple or bell peppers |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | pepper is so good |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | My mind just can't comprehend the purpose of peppers that are not spicy
Don't like the texture or the flavor of bells |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | fair. Love the flavor, the texture is hit or miss. |
budgie
08.14.20 | bell peppers blackened on the grill or in the oven are quite nice, when they are sufficiently cookified. but raw or semiraw on pizza or anywhere else is akin to child murder |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | I fuck with bells dude, they're like crunchier tomatoes or sth. Even green bells which I dislike normally fuck hard on a good pizza |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | red bells are my least favorite for sure, but when they are fire roasted it is magical |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | padron peppers are the best though, chuck em straight on a barbecue til the skin chars, peel em and throw some rock salt on there, lovely stuff |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | I have a friend who eats raw bell peppers like an apple it is nuts |
Colton
08.14.20 | Peppers, tomatoes and onions are all nasty, fight me |
Colton
08.14.20 | Don't even get me started on fucking olives |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | bell's on pizza are also like a weaker onion really where it wouldn't particularly gel with the other flavours to have a strong onion but you want a crunchy texture in there
the absolute worst pizza topping i've ever seen is sweetcorn though, fucking abomination anyway unless its baby corn but way to ruin pizza |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Corn on pizza sounds like a stupid time |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | "Peppers, tomatoes and onions are all nasty, fight me"
literal child detected how can you not like onion lmao |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Onion is GOAT veggie material |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | Eugh yeah sweetcorn sounds pretty nast |
budgie
08.14.20 | you leave olives alone |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | Also sorry cole but this thread is for adults only, go eat ur basic bitch cheese/meat combos or whatever |
dctarga
08.14.20 | Onions are great but yeah tomatoes and peppers can gtfo.
Although my gf has been making chile relleno recently and that shit is fantastic so I guess I'm cool with poblano peppers |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | the texture of onions is the absolute worst
olives are trash too |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | you know when in cartoons there's always a secret ingredient or something and they're like "it was love homie" and then they rawfuck each others buttholes while singing some retarded let it go copycat song its like nah bro that shit was onions |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Cottons topping taste is pretty reflective of his music taste guys don't hate on a dude for bein consistent |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | lol "cotton" |
Colton
08.14.20 | Imagine eating onions |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | unless that shit is fried, onions are a big no |
Colton
08.14.20 | ^ fried onions are acceptable if you fry them so much that there's no onion flavour left |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Imagine having the palate of a toddler |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | oh shit sorry bruh didn't realise i walked into fuckin sput pre-school here its ok when you throw a bitchfit later mummy will make you chickie nuggies and drink herself to sleep s'cool |
budgie
08.14.20 | i could have a heaping plate of nothing but sauteed onions |
Colton
08.14.20 | Is an adult palate defined solely by those three foods? sounds pretty lame if so |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | LMAO bruh sint IS NOT having the onion hate |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | I dunno man, I love me fried onions and funyuns and stuff.
Arugula and eggplant are fire too |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | haystack onions do be the best though, stick em in a baguette with some cheddar, chutney and salad man thats bomb |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | "Is an adult palate defined solely by those three foods? sounds pretty lame if so"
Bruh u probably can't even discern between any of the 5 flavor types aside from sweet and sour with that lil baby palate |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | I legit buy fried onions from the store and will eat them like chips |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | see that shit too much pots its like if you ain't vibing onions you or your whore mum ain't cooking right |
Colton
08.14.20 | Sinternet, it's actually ridiculous that you feel the need to insinuate my mom makes chicken nuggets for me. So childish and immature. I cook my chicken nuggets myself, my mom just flips them and takes them out of the oven for me. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | probably can't even pronounce umami |
dctarga
08.14.20 | lets get a shout out for all the moms out there |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | oh yeah? and who gets the honey muzzie then? you? i think not haha eat some spinach and watercress salad dressed in a light olive oil vinaigreete fucking pleb kid |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | @colton smfh I know for a FACT she always helps you tear the perforated strip and open the plastic bag too |
Colton
08.14.20 | Honestly though I can pretty much guarantee I eat more spinach than you. I eat mad spinach. By the handful sometimes
and honey muzzie is shit, nuggets are meant to be had with caesar dressing |
Colton
08.14.20 | actually no Pots I just use scissors cause the perforated strip is always actin up |
budgie
08.14.20 | "I have a friend who eats raw bell peppers like an apple it is nuts"
i ate a raw onion like an apple once back in like 2012 when i thought acting like a caveman was woke |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | Okay folks, here's the million-dollar question:
Dipping pizza in ranch/other sauces, haram or halal? |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | haram! |
budgie
08.14.20 | anyway zucchini is the best vegetable/fruit/whatever everything else is lower tiered |
Colton
08.14.20 | Dipping pizza in sauce? yes, definitely. Dipping pizza in ranch? hell no. There are few things I hate more than ranch. Ranch is hillbilly sauce made for absolute fucking barbarians |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | I love u Colton
Also ranch is raunch except on hot wings |
budgie
08.14.20 | "Dipping pizza in ranch/other sauces, haram or halal?"
i drizzle tapatio/cholula on my pizza, idk wtf haram or halal is but ranch is too thick tasting |
Jots
08.14.20 | why is cheese not listed
like, maybe it’s considered a default but I’ve had plenty of pizzas w/o cheese so, I mean, it’s a distinguishable topping, right
in which case imo chunks of mozza are 👌 |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Ricotta arugula and honey |
Jots
08.14.20 | ricotta is also dat boi |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | buffalo/hotsauce/bbq and whatever are amazing on pizza tho
tomatos, mozzarella, basil is amazing |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | even hot wings its like you get buffalo and blue cheese thats all you need dipping keep it simple
only time i'll dip pizza in sauce is like greasy takeaway pizza dipping it in garlic kebab sauce |
Jots
08.14.20 | idk I like a bit of garlic butter to dip but I’m irreverent/blasphemous/dgaf, I’ll do the ranch+hot sauce combo too |
Colton
08.14.20 | I may give you the honour of opening my chicken nuggets for me one day Pots
and Jots saying you like pizza with cheese is like saying you like rock bands with guitarists, it's not a requirement, but pretty much goes without saying that it's gonna have it |
Colton
08.14.20 | Sint this video is relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ&t=28s |
Jots
08.14.20 | again, tons of pizza doesn’t have cheese. unless the only pizza you’ve ever had is from an American pizza franchise or something I guess
and not to mention the different varieties |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Rock bands without guitarists sounds like a great way to save the genre tbh |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | pizza without cheese
Flatbread |
Colton
08.14.20 | I've had pizza without cheese, it can be good. And sure it's not like extremely rare or anything but it's still a given that when people talk about pizza, 99% of the time it's gonna have cheese |
Jots
08.14.20 | k well it’s a topping and therefore deserves mention *vein on forehead popping*
imo the only “given” here is your redemption arch crashing like a Great Depression era stock market |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Proto pizza was made on shields and didn't have cheese. |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | Yeah dipping is for cheap ass pizza |
Jots
08.14.20 | I mean agreed, and I do eat a lot of cheap ass pizza |
Colton
08.14.20 | I remember back in the day, people didn't dip. Then it became "we'll just dip the crust so the crust isn't so plain." But now we've lost all control. People gotta dip every bite. A giant slab of dough covered in cheese and soaked in oil just doesn't cut it anymore. I need that thick ass creamy garlic dip too. God help us |
budgie
08.14.20 | lmfao |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Papa John's garlic dip is goat |
budgie
08.14.20 | we are beyond absolution |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | whatever fucking fat fuck who created stuffed crust as a way to disguise the fact that your dough is fucking shit and is inedible by itself can suck a fat turd out my arsehole |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
08.14.20 | no jalapenos wtf freak |
claygurnz
08.14.20 | lol whenever I see anyone mention Ranch this comes to mind : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Tbf stuffed crust is like the only redeeming quality of pizza hut which is pretty much the absolute worst chain |
Colton
08.14.20 | already linked that claygurnz lol |
Colton
08.14.20 | dude what pizza hut's crust is so good |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | Wendy's and denny's exist tho |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | you're right there, i've never seen anyone order pizza hut for takeaway
in the uk the rankings are: great kebab shop round the corner>dominos>good shit kebab shop round the corner>papa johns>shite kebab shop round the corner>pizza hut |
claygurnz
08.14.20 | Pizza Hut is greasy as fuck man, would still eat though |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | Dominos pizza is the worst thing about dominos pizza |
Colton
08.14.20 | I understand people not liking certain pizza chains, but criticizing it for being too greasy never made sense to me. It's pizza, it's supposed to be greasy |
budgie
08.14.20 | in the UK u can just buy premade scotch eggs and haggis from the supermarket y would u ever suffer kebab or pizza hut |
Sinternet
08.14.20 | "in the UK u can just buy premade scotch eggs"
true
"and haggis"
not unless you're in the shithole north |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | Pizza hut is so fucking bad, it's astounding. Like Domino's is trash but that's also why it's great yknow, PH is just flat-out bad |
Colton
08.14.20 | Starting to think you guys have a different kinda Pizza Hut where you live than I do |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Dominos is one of the worst for me but I still fucks with it sometimes
Pizza 73 is probably the worst of the worst |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | though I will say the giant stuffed cheez-it they had last year is the most shamefully delicious thing I've ever eaten |
Colton
08.14.20 | The worst pizza is Little Caesar's, everyone knows that. But it's still not horrible. |
Colton
08.14.20 | crazy bread though >>> |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Colton we already deduced that you have a severe case of toddler-tongue so it makes sense that pizza hut ur fav |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | I've never had pizza hut pizza as bad as dominos I don't think. but then again I usually get buffalo sauce instead of tomato sauce |
Minushuman24
08.14.20 | crazy bread is fire |
Kompys2000
08.14.20 | Little Cesar's is aight for cheap takeout, I can also plow through half a large pizza from there and not feel like I'm gonna die unlike domino's, which ain't worth nothing |
Colton
08.14.20 | I kinda do have toddler-tongue I can't even lie
I have my pasta plain with just parmesan, no tomato sauce, and burgers with nothing but lettuce and cheese. I do eat a lot of vegetables I just prefer them on their own rather than with stuff |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Lol amazing |
budgie
08.14.20 | yeah little cesars is like a quarter the price of the other chains not really comparable
|
budgie
08.14.20 | pasta + butter + parmesan is top pasta anyway no shame there |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.14.20 | Yeah tbh a simple butter parm or butter parm egg sauce is better than any canned shit at least |
robertsona
08.14.20 | Pepperoni clearly king, good call |
JDubb
08.14.20 | Chicago style - hell’s yes! |
JDubb
08.14.20 | Marcos! |
bloc
08.15.20 | lol pork at the top |
Ryus
08.15.20 | pizza chains suck all around but if i had to pick one i guess itd be dominos |
bloc
08.15.20 | Just noticed mushrooms is last, son you are on that dog food for sure |
zaruyache
08.15.20 | spinach is great poser |
Rowhaus
08.15.20 | Pizza hut in middle america is insufferable. It's gotta be better in the UK but there's no way in hell I'm eating there when I visit. |
tectactoe
08.15.20 | little caesars is far from the worst pizza, and on top of all that you can get an entire pie for five bucks. if i ever fall on hard times and end up living in the streets, you know where my ass is eatin' every night. five dollars and you're eating like a king. that shit's only true for little caesars and maybe taco bell.
live mas, baby. |
GhandhiLion
08.15.20 | So are you guys folders or flatters? |
budgie
08.15.20 | if you cant fold the pizza its not a pizza |
tectactoe
08.15.20 | literally anything as long as it's not that tomato casserole abomination known as deep dish ""pizza"". |
Emim
08.15.20 | A good combination pizza from a mom and pop pizzeria is real hard to beat. |
Kompys2000
08.15.20 | In general I honestly prefer a nice thick crust, probably just cuz I ate shitloads of DiGiorno growing up
Thin NY-style can be hella tho |
rockarollacola
08.15.20 | I fuck with almost every pizza style. Pizza Hut thin crust is about only pizza I refuse to ingest. |
Rowhaus
08.15.20 | New York pizza 100%, never got into the deep dish stuff. It just feels too greasy. |