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| WORST LYRICS EVER~~~
Add your suggestions below... | 1 | | Lil Yachty Lil Boat
PEEK A BOO - "My new bitch yellow / she blow that dick like a cello" | 2 | | Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs
BAD GIRLFRIEND - “My girlfriend’s a dick magnet”
“No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned”
“Get her drunk she’ll scream like hell”
“The future ex-Miss Connolly”
“I like to strip her down / she’s naughty til the end” | 3 | | LFO (US) LFO
SUMMER GIRLS - "New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick /Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees" | 4 | | Megadeth Risk
CRUSH 'EM - “party time, going down / you better not mess us around / looking for trouble, well now you’ve found it / you’re a drum and we’re gonna pound it" | 5 | | will.i.am #Willpower
T.H.E. (THE HARDEST EVER) - “I go hard like morning wood in the morning”
“This beat is the shit; feces” | 6 | | Massacre Promise
BITTER END - “You say I’m hostile; a malicious spiteful jerk / Well you dumb fucking bitch, that’s how I act when I’m hurt!”
“THAT’S RIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT, I FUCKING HATE YOU TO THE BITTER END!!!” | 7 | | Massacre Promise
WHERE DWELLS SADNESS - “You lied; you bend the truth / I’m blind (so fucking blind), I’m such a fool” | 8 | | Massacre Promise
PROMISE - "You promised me promises promising the world" | 9 | | Shaquille O'Neal Shaq Diesel
I HATE 2 BRAG - “I can flow like pee comin' out’cho you-know-what / Or like dookie diarrhea comin’ out’cho butt” | 10 | | Jake Paul and Team 10 Litmas
IT'S EVERYDAY BRO / HERO - "England is my city"
"No, I'm not sayin' that this little dude is Martin Luther King
But I'm not saying that he's not / Now who are you to say /
/ That this kid ain't MLK, or even young Kanye?" | 11 | | Young Money We Are Young Money
BEDROCK - "And I gotta...grocery bag"
"Call me Mr Flinstone; I can make your bed rock" | 12 | | Evildead United $tate$ Of Anarchy
THE DESCENDING - "Liberals and conserves"
"Left wingers, right wingers, all up in 'ya / trying to keep their hidden agenda”
“Government parties; To you and me the illuminati’ | 13 | | Train California 37
DRIVE BY - "Mmmh the way you do me!" | 14 | | Overkill From the Underground and Below
LONG TIME DYIN' - "so I looked him right in the eye, and I asked ‘hey man, you gonna take a long time dying?’ (NO!)” | 15 | | Psychosexual Torch The Faith
LET THE SIN BEGIN - "Let the let the sin begin, you’ll be wiping off my love that’s dripping down your chin / your Devil Daddy’s gonna spank you over and over again" | 16 | | Etienne Sin The Art of Stealing Hearts
REMEMBER - "Cuz I'm that nibba, I'm that nibba" | 17 | | Eminem Recovery
LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE - "told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball"
"guess that's why they call it window pane" | 18 | | Kanye West Yeezus
BOUND 2 - ""I wanna fuck you hard on the sink / After that, give you something to drink" | 19 | | Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being II
LOVE ME - "All she eat is dick; she's on a strict diet"
"Got that A1 credit, that's that filet mignon"
"She said 'I never want to make you mad, I just want to make you proud'
I said 'baby just make me cum, then don't make no sound'" | 20 | | Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla Sign Talk About It In The Morning
OR NAH - "Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?
You can ride my face until you're drippin' cum
Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?
Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?"
"Pussy so good, I save that shit for later" | 21 | | Motley Crue Saints of Los Angeles
LAMF - “Girls passed out naked in the back lounge, everybody's gonna score" | 22 | | Five Finger Death Punch And Justice for None
FAKE - “ I've got news for you, I got nothing to lose
If you were smart you'd simply run and you'd hide
You're such a dumb punk, such a fuckin' weak chump
Don't have the balls to look me dead in the eyes
Boom!
You're a... you're a... you're a...
You're a fake mother fucker, I hate you mother fucker
I'll break you mother fucker, you're mine
You're a joke mother fucker, you gloat but you're a sucker
Such a fuckin' waste of my time
You smile and wave with your borrowed fame
But everybody sees through the lies
You're a fake mother fucker, you're dated mother fucker
And you're never gonna get what is mine
Fake!
You're a fuckin' fake
What's in a name bitch, you truly make me so sick
Think about the shit that you say
You'll wish you never crossed me, you had me then you lost me
You're losing all your bark when you beg
You've got a big mouth, makes me want to tear it out
You really don't have nothing to say
I'm not your scapegoat, ram it down your damn throat“ | 23 | | Disturbed Immortalized
FIRE IT UP - “ I take a puff from the leaves of devil and take a trip to the other side” | 24 | | Insane Clown Posse Bang! Pow! Boom!
MIRACLES - “Fuckin magnets, how do they work?” | 25 | | Phrat Boyz #Younglife: One Year Of Frat
COSBY - “When I fuck bitches I make sure to do it right / I knock em out first so they can’t put up a fight”
“I don’t even care, I’ll fuck you like a bear / better not scream when I cum in your hair” | 26 | | Modern Baseball You’re Gonna Miss It All
ROCK BOTTOM - "Is he here? Are you making out?
I can you hear you guys on the couch
Shut up, make out, do something already, I'm waiting
After reading that text from your friends
I start losing all my confidence
So I'll stay tired, I know soon I'll be bailing
My head is on the verge of exploding
No amount of aspirin or pizza could help this from hurting
And now, I'm turning to you, scared shitless
Hoping this song goes well
Can we highlight the fact that
My mouth smells like coffee and garlic?
The five cups I had this morning are getting to me" | 27 | | Chokehold Tooth And Nail
CONDITIONED - “ to support you is like supporting a rapist
And I wouldn't do that (that is bad)” | |
ArsMoriendi
09.22.20 | Are LFO refering to the book, the film, or the literal color? | ArsMoriendi
09.22.20 | "I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink"
from "Bound 2" by Kanye West | Emim
09.22.20 | You're gonna put Love the Way You Lie on here and not include that godawful "guess that's why they call it window pain" line? | Allergist
09.22.20 | Oh no, I forgot about that line lol | Deez
09.22.20 | LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES AND THE OTHERS WELL I GUESS IM GONNA REPEAT AND IF I FACE DEFEAT WELL I'LL DIE ON MY FEET
I'LL BE COMPLETE KNOWING THAT I WENT OUT LIKE A SOLDIER NOW IM ELITE, NO LONGER LOOKING OVER SHOULDERS,
STICK UP IN MY HOLSTER
IF YOU TRY ME IMMA ROAST YA!
'POP POP'
ALL THE WHILE KEEPING MY COMPOSURE.
WHEN YOUR STORIES REAL YOU ONLY GOT ONE VERSION...
HARD TO KILL
Evan from Oz/Biohazard/Tera Patrick 'fame' and his new solo 'trap' song
HIT THE PEDAL
KEEP SWERVIN! | davezillaMP3
09.22.20 | "the saints of L.A" montly crue
"Girls passed out naked in the back lounge, everybody's gonna score" i do not even need to explain why that is bad
also BOTDF's whole discography should qualify too so how and i could use one of the attempts at being 'sexy' but i think a despicable example is "you done goofed" "I'll be on top of the world and you'll be cutting yourself fucked". and for those of you that do not know the context, this song is a diss-track on a 12 year old which makes it way way worse imho.
Okay for a funny one
all of adnersan.packs freestyle in freshmen XXL | Trundle
09.22.20 | great list | fogza
09.22.20 | This is amazing. | rockarollacola
09.22.20 | Thank you so much for including songs off The Promise. Truly one of the worst metal records of all time, with easily the worst lyrics in the entire genre.
However, my vote for the worst lyrics of all time has to go to BUTTHOLE GIRL! by xxxtentacion. Truly then worst collection of words ever assembled. | farmerobama
09.22.20 | Insane Clown Posse "Miracles", the whole fucking thing is so stupid it's actually really entertaining to read out loud, but my favorite gotta be: "Fucking Magnets, how do they work?" Gets me everytime. | widowslaugh123
09.22.20 | “Are we human? Or are we dancer?”
I think this is the killers. This is a terrible line. Like there isn’t a choice between human and dancer. You can be human and also dance or not dance. It’s not like if you choose dancer now you ain’t human or something. And this is the chorus I believe! Sorry this seemed like the perfect thread to get that off my chest. | chemicalmarriage
09.22.20 | 9 is true shit | Ziggity
09.22.20 | Ye 9 goes hard | Allergist
09.22.20 | Shaq’s album is unironically awesome at times | TheSonomaDude
09.22.20 | 12 came out like three days ago and it’s already landed worst-of status, lol | Clumseee
09.22.20 | wow OP jealous much? | Colton
09.22.20 | 11 is a great and iconic line | Emim
09.22.20 | I Know I Got Skillz is my favorite Shaq song | TheSonomaDude
09.22.20 | Check out Phrat Boyz’s “Cosby”
“When I fuck bitches I make sure to do it right, I knock em out first so they can’t put up a fight”
“I don’t even care, I’ll fuck you like a bear, better not scream when I cum in your hair” | WalrusTusk
09.22.20 | Dude, "Bound2" is so bad that the lyrics are good. That whole song is just one giant quotable.
"Do you remember when we first met? OK, I don't remember when we first met." | Allergist
09.22.20 | Keep em coming!!! | Emim
09.22.20 | Escargot, my car go | Snake.
09.22.20 | mobo's rock bottom
"Is he here? Are you making out?
I can you hear you guys on the couch
Shut up, make out, do something already, I'm waiting
After reading that text from your friends
I start losing all my confidence
So I'll stay tired, I know soon I'll be bailing
My head is on the verge of exploding
No amount of aspirin or pizza could help this from hurting
And now, I'm turning to you, scared shitless
Hoping this song goes well
Can we highlight the fact that
My mouth smells like coffee and garlic?
The five cups I had this morning are getting to me" | Storm In A Teacup
09.22.20 | my whole life i've been confused as to exactly what a quota bowl is and now i think i just realized it's people saying quotable in a fucked up way or in a way that my brain fucks it up | HYPERVIOLET
09.25.20 | Brand new - degausser “you’re my favorite bird and when you sing, I really do wish that you’d wear my ring, no matter what they say I am still the king, the storm is coming, the storm is coming in”
Porcupine tree - fear of a blank planet “my face is mogadon” | HYPERVIOLET
09.25.20 | And now I feel sick... | TheSonomaDude
09.26.20 | modern baseball is good but the lyrics are sometimes very lmao | TVC15
09.26.20 | I'd argue Lil Yachty's incest bar is worse than the cello one | TheSonomaDude
03.30.21 | i love how the ffdp entry is literally the entire song | Supercoolguy64
03.30.21 | Oh my god that Chokehold one is beyond parody lol
Also the entirely of Love the Way you Lie should be there because that song is god awful | Koris
03.31.21 | Pitbull - Give Me Everything
"Me not workin' hard?
Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak;
or better yet, go to Times Square,
take a picture of me with a Kodak" | Koris
03.31.21 | Also, Winds of Plague - Reloaded
"Tonight... The world is ours!
What the fuck is up motherfuckers?
This is winds of plague, all that 2008 shit!
We've got the world in the palm of our hands!
Busters fall down when we're barking commands!
Atlas ain't got shit on our steez!
Kick out the chair and get on your knees!" | Emim
03.31.21 | Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang | Jash
03.31.21 | Pussy can be so facetious, the heavyweight champ
Pussy is so undefeated, let's amen to that
Swing and a miss from Kendrick | GreyShadow
03.31.21 | fall out boy - I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color
idk if they penned that but them saying it really grinded my gears | davezillaMP3
04.19.21 | Extra- NAV
"she want a threesome, when sexual She Bi", "she never sucked D*** before i made her try it" | neekafat
04.19.21 | Not enough emo | Parallels
04.19.21 | lol I didnt even know shaq had an album, jesus... | Lasssie
04.19.21 | Bound 2 isnt bad it is just so close to my real life that the lyrics scares me | Egarran
04.19.21 | Uncomfortably good list | Meridiu5
04.19.21 | bookmarked cuz lol | onionbubs
04.19.21 | lmao how is 27 real | keaton_86
04.19.21 | +1 for window pain. |
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