Trifolium
03.04.21 | Fun
is
over. |
Gnocchi
03.04.21 | oof |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | A template:
1. Pheromone
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8. |
Artuma
03.04.21 | 1. porcupinetheater
2. bigpleb
3. evilford
4. ghandhilion
5. conmaniac
6. johnnyofthewell
7. steakbyrnes
8. parksungjoon |
someone
03.04.21 | Fun's been over three rounds ago |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.04.21 | These are probably the most apt pairings imaginable tbh (maybe swap Pleb and Joe, but otherwise)
carnage time. gonna regret saving Jesper from ian b[omb] now |
JesperL
03.04.21 | my strategy here is to bet on people misspelling johnyoffthewel's name i think |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.04.21 | gonna request a name change to johnnyoftheeel quicksharp |
someone
03.04.21 | Good strategy, JasperT |
JesperL
03.04.21 | imma just get this over with bc kill me all of these suck and i am sorry
1. pheromone
2. someone
3. justjoe.
4. bedex
5. robertsona
6. destroy me daddy
7. steakbyrnes
8. slothcoresam |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | Have you been behind all the johnny-based sach alts, Jesper? Has it been a long play to sow chaos and confusion? |
JesperL
03.04.21 | so you're telling me.. porc is johnny |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | Band-aid coming off it wasn't supposed to happen this way
1. Pheromone (You take this whole thing for me bb y'hear?)
2. BigPleb
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. robertsona
6. WohnnyoftheJell shit OlJollyHell shit "Bonnie"PrinceWillie shit JohnnyoftheWell
7. SteakByrnes
8. parksungjoon |
someone
03.04.21 | And you still mispronounced Johnny's name |
someone
03.04.21 | No wait, you didn't. I'm just an idiot. |
someone
03.04.21 | But you sure did mispronounce mine. |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | What're you talking about, Big P? |
someone
03.04.21 | It's PigBlep |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | I’m trying to facilitate your joining me for a luxury cruise down the River Styx, PigBlood, my friend |
rage11111ro
03.04.21 | Very very cool theme and write-up Trif!
Once the voting will end it will look a lot the The Great Mass from Septicflesh image
Here is my vote:
1. porcupinetheater
2. someone
3. evilford
4. GhandhiLion
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon |
brainmelter
03.04.21 | sorry guys
1. porcupinetheatre
2. someone
3. evilford
4. Ghandilion
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. SteakBrynes
8. parksungjoon |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | picking me over porc is like picking a less cute dog over a cute dog. or like a dog over a king dog. or like sputnik user to best sputnik user
idk
1. porcupinetheatre
1.5 is mort still in this ? |
anat
03.04.21 | I would like to cash in my money in the bank briefcase please ref |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone ooooooof
2. someone hmm woah
3. JustJoe. my heroghost
4. mmmmmmm ugh GhandhiLion
5. Con's rarely active these days, so robertsona. Good bois.
6. jumperoftheL
7. both bring very different kinds of joy to my universe. both have about equal taste en masse, but Ars has subjected me to more insufferably terrible SotD songs and once compared Utada Hikaru to Taio Cruz, so SteakByrnes is gun take it home
8. parksungjoon |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | cashing it in on the r16 like a mad man |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.04.21 | "picking me over porc is like picking a less cute dog over a cute dog. or like a dog over a king dog. or like sputnik user to best sputnik user"
you are a sausage dog and porc is a golden retriever. he makes me feel better about being alive on planet earth on a daily basis, but you have had a mysteriously beneficial impact on my wider wellbeing and are still p aww |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | woof tentenko woof |
JesperL
03.04.21 | who's a good lil boi??? |
Dewinged
03.04.21 | 1. porcupinetheater
2. bigpleb
3. JustJoe. (Ford bro has THE avy!)
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. Johnnyofthewell (fuck man...)
7. steakbyrnes
8. parksungjoon
I copied Artuma's picks and changed a couple so before blaming me, blame him! |
Gnocchi
03.04.21 | 1. porcupinetheater
2. bigpleb
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. Johnnyofthewell
7. steakbyrnes
8. parksungjoon
this basically is tough all-round. |
anat
03.04.21 | “cashing it in on the r16 like a mad man”
when they least expect it |
Egarran
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone gets a pity vote bc he's in a hole these days
2. someone, feels wrong not voting for Pleb, but someone does more things
3. evilford, again this is a therapeutic vote. And Joe is already pretty much a superhuman, winning this would bring him down.
4. Bedex, pure sex
5. robertsona, the discord champ
6. JohnnyoftheWell is the normie choice but he also does more/the most things
7. ArsMoriendi, I always wonder how we can have such different tastes and still rate SotDs so similarly
8. SlothcoreSam is the wholesome choice, Parks is too complicated. |
dedex
03.04.21 | big oof time
1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. SlothcoreSam |
Mythodea
03.04.21 | 1. porcupinetheater (oof sorry Pheromone, ily)
2. BigPleb (someone you're too cool for Sputnik)
3. JustJoe. (evil's got the big avi already)
4. Bedex (coin toss)
5. Conmaniac
6. I'm going to mispell Johnny's name as well: JesperL OH SHI-
7. ArsMoriendi
8. SlothcoreSam
Tougher and tougher to get through these. |
Pangea
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. Justjoe.
4. Bedex
5. robertsona
6. JesperL
7. ArsMoriendi
8. SlothcoreSam |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | Hahaha Myth that was a gorgeous plot twist/burn (?) (!) on 6! |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | By the way, I would like to hear suggestions to replace the en-garde-fencing person emoji with something more marble-like. I was hoping/expecting to find Michelangelo's David among the emojis for instance, but there is NO MARBLE at ALL! This fencing person and the Mah-jongg tile were the closest I could come to actual marble... |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | the antlers - familiars
thanks. oh in hindsight, maybe not marble ?? |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | No no no the albums themselves are PERFECT and they don't need tweaking 😡, it's about the EMOJIS in the list name 🥺 |
GhandhiLion
03.04.21 |
1. Pheromone
2. Someone
3. JustJoe
4.
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon |
Rowan5215
03.04.21 | i vote for phero.
(first time this whole contest that hurt a bit to type tho) |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.04.21 | wow you didn't even vote properly i bet it hurt |
anat
03.04.21 | 🗿 |
rellik009
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyOfTheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | Yeah thought about that one too anat, but it so isn't marble it isn't even funny any more. I want more equality for marble! |
Relinquished
03.04.21 | the top 16 aka some users that post sooooo much you can’t forget them |
Mythodea
03.04.21 | how do you even put emojis on Sput? |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | windows-key + .
Don't know what to do when you have a mac/other OS. |
tectactoe
03.04.21 | 1. can’t do it. love you both too much.
2. someone
3. evilford
4. GhandhiLion
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon
I love all you guys and it was an honor to have made it to the final 32 and be beaten by the great park. Go get ‘em park. |
Mythodea
03.04.21 | @Trif 🦆 |
someone
03.04.21 | parks has been on a campaign to be liked his whole life and dammit if it isn't working |
anat
03.04.21 | or just post from mobile @myth |
Mythodea
03.04.21 | I rarely if ever post from mobile, because the site isn't that mobile friendly and I *usually* write long comments. I want to feel relaxed when browsing the Sput. |
BigPleb
03.04.21 | Idek who this someone guy is haha, shows how out the loop I am.
Good users voting for him though so sounds like a good dude m/ |
Relinquished
03.04.21 | 8. park |
someone
03.04.21 | I don't know you either, BigPleb. Who and how are you? |
ian b
03.04.21 | the fun got taken out of it the round that you nerds voted against me out, so i'll just go based off of little to no real reason if it's people i legit cant compare*
1. porcupinetheater*
2. someone (idek pleb sorry)
3. evilford because this is just pure fucking evil...... and joe would love it*
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JesperL*
7. ArsMoriendi (steak we needa talk more)
8. SlothcoreSam :( |
someone
03.04.21 | I'm new here. But not in a Gil Scott-Heron way, I'm actually new. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.04.21 | "steak we needa talk more"
literally me every day |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | [2] |
butt.
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. Fuckkkkk evilford because metal buddies
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Steakbyrnes
8. parksungjoon
Sorry mates these were all rough |
someone
03.04.21 | You know it's all coin toss from now on, right?
1. Pheromone
2. idk
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon |
Conmaniac
03.04.21 | Pheromone
someone
JustJoe.
Bedex
SteakByrnes
Parksungjoon
honored to go against rbrtsna tho woah |
bgillesp
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. GhandiLion
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. SlothcoreSam |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | By the way, someone, do you agree with me that
"is the next theme going to be "SOLITUDE" with covers of just people sadly sitting by themselves, cause all friendships here will have been broken apart at that point?"
wasn't too far of the mark? These marble statues always seem slightly sad/melancholic/melodramatic to me. |
SteakByrnes
03.04.21 | Jeez this one is tough, also bmelt spelled my name wrong lol just so you know trif
I'm sorry in advance and much love to all
1. Pheromone (this one is very hard because I love both so I had to do a coin toss)
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell (also very tough because I love both :[[[ the coins toss as they will)
7.
8. SlothcoreSam |
someone
03.04.21 | All in marble, but all alone.
Was the victory really worth it? |
someone
03.04.21 | I think that's the real message of this tournament. |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | On it Steak! Thanks for the heads up! |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | It is, someone, it is. |
YoYoMancuso
03.04.21 | o god o fuk uh
1. porcupinetheater
2. BigPleb
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JesperL********* (hardest matchup so far)
7. ArsMoriendi
8. SlothcoreSam |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | They are so alone
Constructed out of cold stone
All softly crying |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | Thanks. Although I certainly should have chosen 'hard stone', to contrast nicely with 'softly crying'. Oh well!
😢 |
tyman128
03.04.21 | 1. porcupinetheater
2. someone
3. JustJoe. (I'm sorry evilford)
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. why do I have to choose between these two... JesperL (I'm so sorry Well, I love you)
7. SteakByrnes
8. parksungjoon |
anat
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone (but i love you porc)
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. robertsona
6. JesperL (but i love you johnathan de well)
7. SteakByrnes (but i love you arse)
8. SlothcoreSam |
JustJoe.
03.04.21 | big yikes to this one next round album covers should be of various friends murdering each other in cold blood |
neekafat
03.04.21 | Am dead ): |
evilford
03.04.21 | #teamjustjoe. Let's goooooooo |
JustJoe.
03.04.21 | 01 pheromone
02 someone
03
04 bedex
05 conmaniac
06 johnnyofthewell
07 steakbyrnes
08 parksungjoon |
JustJoe.
03.04.21 | evilford is made out of love
❤️ |
evilford
03.04.21 | Sorry to everyone I like literally all of these users
1. porcupinetheater
2. BigPleb
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon |
ArsMoriendi
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. -
8. SlothcoreSam |
ArsMoriendi
03.04.21 | I gotta admit, it's strange being matched up against SteakByrnes because I don't think we have talked much ever |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | right, do a talk right now
steak, this is ars
ars, this is steak |
dedex
03.04.21 | now kiss |
someone
03.04.21 | An unexpected turn of events, this round doesn't antagonise people, but brings them closer. |
someone
03.04.21 | Duplicate comment. Oh well |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | you can say that again |
GhandhiLion
03.04.21 | you can say that again
|
someone
03.04.21 | you can say that again |
butt.
03.04.21 | Thank god the last underoath album wasn’t used for this |
ArsMoriendi
03.04.21 | Trif, do rainbow albums next round |
someone
03.04.21 | Trif, do bloodbath next round, cause that's all that remains. |
Kompys2000
03.04.21 | Hey so uhhhhh I just found out these lists weren't like a basketball thing, can I still vote if I've ignored the competition up to this point? |
Kompys2000
03.04.21 | Also rip me getting steamrollered by oct in the second round lmao, no shame losing to the best tho :) |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | yeah bro vote away
benefit of being english is like wtf is a march madness |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | Sure thing Komp, voting is open for all! |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | It’s a predecessor to spring fever |
Pheromone
03.04.21 | spring fever?
who's tryna steal my spring |
Kompys2000
03.04.21 | Alright then let's seeeeee
1. Porcupinetheater
2. Someone
3. Evilford
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. Johnnyofthewell
7. Steakbyrnes
8. Parksungjoon |
Ryus
03.04.21 | 1. porcupinetheater (aAaaaaaa)
2. bigpleb
3. justjoe.
4. bedex
5. robertsona
6. jesperL
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon |
SteakByrnes
03.04.21 | @ars if you beat me you must win it all |
LeddSledd
03.04.21 | Ah fuck
1. porcupinetheater
2. someone
3. JustJoe. (Ford got avi fuckkkkk)
4. GhandiLion
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. SteakByrnes
8. parksungjoon |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | The themes are set in stone Ars! But keep this thought for when you win it all, there's always next year. |
Keyblade
03.04.21 | 1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7. SteakByrnes
8. |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | 🌫 emoji-wise this cloud-block looks a little marble-y? 🌫 |
someone
03.04.21 | you're all talking about these emojis, all i see are some squares |
porcupinetheater
03.04.21 | That's the contestant match-ups you're looking at someone!! |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | What device are you using someone? This happened to me too earlier, but I've been able to see them for a long time now. |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | They are pretty marble-y, yes porc. Are they better than the fencer? They probably are. |
Colton
03.04.21 | damn looks like I missed the top 32 altogether, this is moving quick. Everyone who's still in this is pretty cool and I don't know if I can really vote on this |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | Yeah we've accelerated a little! A new list is now uploaded every other day. This means the next one goes to Saturday morning! |
someone
03.04.21 | okay, so first of all, i don't understand what you mean, porcy
second, i'm on pc, Trif
third, i cannot believe nobody has made this joke yet, but:
"i marble at these match-ups" |
Sniff
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. BigPleb
3. evilford
4. GhandhiLion
5. robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. SteakByrnes
8. SlothcoreSam |
PlanetaryMuse
03.04.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. SteakByrnes
8. SlothcoreSam
tbh I just copied Steak’s list because I want him or Joe to win |
ArsMoriendi
03.04.21 | Who are you PlanetaryMuse? you only have 2 comments, no ratings, lists or reviews, and joined last July... yet you know the userbase |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | It seems Joe knows more about their identity, judging by that shoutbox comment. Great sleuthing, Ars! |
Trifolium
03.04.21 | In that case I don't know someone, what browser are you using? Works for me in Firefox on both phone (Android) and Windows 10. |
PlanetaryMuse
03.04.21 | Haha I am Space Jester’s wife |
Egarran
03.04.21 | ⬜⬜⬜
This should show up as 3 squares |
someone
03.04.21 | me, myself and i: the three squarest of squares i know |
JustJoe.
03.04.21 | i know everything |
Egarran
03.04.21 | We just figured out you are actually Jahwe so well yes guess so |
JustJoe.
03.04.21 | 😇 |
someone
03.04.21 | JahWe. |
RogueNine
03.04.21 | Pheromone
BigPleb
evilford
Bedex
Conmaniac
JesperL
-
parksungjoon
Not the final 16 I was expecting, shake-ups are great. |
Coast
03.04.21 | 1. porcupinetheater
2. someone
3. evilford
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JesperL
7. ArsMoriendi
8. parksungjoon |
someone
03.05.21 | Well this kind of died down. |
Trifolium
03.05.21 | Yes I see that we're already at 35 votes cast, which is already higher than the average of previous lists when I closed voting. And that in 2 days instead of 3.
I think that since this is a much smaller group, people vote earlier because it takes less time? Whatever the reason, I will still keep this open one more day, 24 more hours. |
ArsMoriendi
03.05.21 | This round's kinda tense |
rage11111ro
03.05.21 | Deafening silence in the marble room |
Pheromone
03.05.21 | I sort of forgot that I haven't done this yet, taking £5 venmo transactions to sway my opinions. |
JesperL
03.05.21 | sure thing phero just shoutbox me ur creditcard details (don't forget the expiry date) and i'll venmo you! |
Trifolium
03.05.21 | And the safety code! |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.05.21 | 1. porcupinetheater †
2. someone †
3. JustJoe. †
4. Bedex
5. vagina white knight robertsona
6. JohnnyoftheWell †
7. ArsMoriendi †
8. parksungjoon † |
Mort.
03.05.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. BigPleb
3. Evilford
4. Ghandhilion
5. Conmaniac
6. Johnnyofthewell
7. ArsMoriendi
8. Parksungjoon |
someone
03.05.21 | Hello, Darius the Imposter, I don't believe we've met.
I've noticed that 2. spot looks kinda empty on your ballot.
Let's be friends. |
SteakByrnes
03.05.21 | mort... |
Pheromone
03.05.21 | ok let's get down and dirty
1. porcupinetheater (no YOU go on and win it)
2. someone
3. justjoe. (AH)
4. bedex (AHH)
5. robertsona (AHHH)
6. johnnyofthewell AHHHH (jesp pls email me for 4 page apology i am dirt)
7. steakbyrnes (AHHHHH)
8. parksungjoon
this all hurts |
Space Jester
03.05.21 | 1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. SteakByrnes
8. SlothcoreSam
I copied my wife’s list but steak’s gotta win |
Pheromone
03.05.21 | steak IS such a ladies man |
ramon.
03.05.21 | con steak johnny |
Mort.
03.05.21 | sorry steak, me and Ars joined on the same day so i feel and deep meaningful connection with him
|
Pheromone
03.05.21 | mort did you know you were the first person to post in my shoutbox
did you know that |
necropig
03.05.21 | steak has a phat ass |
ArsMoriendi
03.05.21 | Mort and I are Sput twins
Perfect for an Odd Couple style sitcom,
or should I say Sputcom? |
Pheromone
03.05.21 | sit.com |
MO
03.06.21 | Pheromone since he beat me and is chill as fuk
BIGPLEB
evilford
GhandiLion
Conmaniac
JohnnyoftheWell
SteakByrnes
parksungjoon |
Mort.
03.06.21 | 'mort did you know you were the first person to post in my shoutbox
did you know that'
i did not
was it abusive cos i very vauely remember us arguing like once and then never aghain |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | mort daddy |
Pon
03.06.21 | 2. BigPleb
3. This is fucked up
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. SteakByrnes |
Trifolium
03.06.21 | Closing earlier than normal today. One (1) hour left! |
Trifolium
03.06.21 | VOTING IS NOW CLOSED - In just a few moments we'll move to our Final 8!
=====================================================
=====================================================
=====================================================
Results of this round & the Top 8 will be posted later today. |
porcupinetheater
03.06.21 | PHERO RUNNIN THIS BITCH
Final Four ahoy |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | big doki doki hours rn |
porcupinetheater
03.06.21 | Word to your Momma, Compadre |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | porc : (
dont go porc
we were supposed
to get there
together... |
porcupinetheater
03.06.21 | Don't worry, I'll be Obi-Wanning your ear the whole way
It's going to get real annoying real quick. Gonna spend all my time figuring out if ghosts can still fart |
BigPleb
03.06.21 | It's been a good run guys...
*holds back tears*
|
Trifolium
03.06.21 | RESULTS TIME
====================
I have used Excel to COUNT.IF all votes (of course after removing everything but the votes, as per usual Joe's . and Ghandhi's second h gave some voters trouble...), manually checking those instances where the difference was 2 votes or less to make sure no mistakes were made (which did not even occur once this round!).
The following users have WON their duels, and will compete in our Final 8!!!
1. Pheromone
2. someone
3. JustJoe.
4. Bedex (tied for receiving the most votes this round)
5. Conmaniac
6. JohnnyoftheWell (tied for receiving the most votes this round)
7. SteakByrnes
8. parksungjoon
Congratulations to the winners and a heartfelt thank you to those who did not make it. There's always NEXT YEAR!!!!!
The new round is just some ctrl+c/ctrl+v-ing away, and will be posted in a few minutes. |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | hey porc, i consent to this - as well as the ghost farting
i assume it takes the form of a ghostly steam, and that might be quite refreshing er, er, er
pleb you legend |
porcupinetheater
03.06.21 | Pleb you're a perennial winner in my book
Phero can you feel that? Let me know if you feel that. |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | is it that gust of porcupine fart spilling my coffee everywhere
it's glorious |
Mythodea
03.06.21 | I was betting porcupinetheater would win this whole race
I feel betrayed
You all failed me |
porcupinetheater
03.06.21 | YESSS sky's the limit on the phantasmagoric potential of the "pull my finger" bit
All up in Pandora's box |
porcupinetheater
03.06.21 | Awe thanks Myth, planning my cinderella story for next year as we speak |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | myth, porcupine is the people's winner
always has been |
Trifolium
03.06.21 | Another fun fact: this round has the highest vote total out of all rounds so far! Let's keep this momentum going (a new list has been posted NOW!). |
Mythodea
03.06.21 | 90% of the contestants are in my heart. The rest are in my thoughts.
♥♥♥♥ |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | nah mort it was something like i commented in maybe 2k13 "my shoutbox is empty" and you went hello or smthn very un-mort like
i think you probably fancied me?? |
Egarran
03.06.21 | Well that's a given |