Pheromone
09.28.21 | press mort in the chat |
parksungjoon
09.28.21 | what did you do |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.28.21 | mort forgive us
or at least forgive me, it was phero's idea (i was a weak insensitive boi for following his whims and should know better)
also is 4 album yes? |
CalculatingInfinity
09.28.21 | I want to mort
Chris Morris rules. |
Pheromone
09.28.21 | basically johnny and i *** **** ****** ****** ********* ** we regret it very much |
Pangea
09.28.21 | mort, i don't really know you, but i love you. please come back |
Demon of the Fall
09.28.21 | Once my username was displayed right next to Mort's in relation to album 4 which is a very good album, it was a proud moment. |
SteakByrnes
09.28.21 | i love mort he is a pal and I conversed in a back and forth with him in a thread maybe last week he is a good boy, enter shikari gang |
Pheromone
09.28.21 | steak i love you never leave me |
SteakByrnes
09.28.21 | there is a kiss coming your way phero i blew it in your direction and it should be in the mailbox stamped and enveloped in a sweet warm scent |
gravityswitch
09.28.21 | mort means death in french, sorry guys. |
SteakByrnes
09.28.21 | fun fact mort named himself mort after the asking alexandria song mort(e) et dabo
no i will not provide proof you just have to trust me |
Pheromone
09.28.21 | imusprime
er steak i just snogged a pillow it should arrive within 2-3 working fortnights |
XingKing
09.28.21 | What was his before he shortened it, Mortimus_prime or something? Maybe I made that up |
Egarran
09.28.21 | Sorry, but we are going to need more details behind this situation.
Because right now it seems a possibility that you may have overstepped a line and deserve some criticism.
The fact that Mr. Ofthewell was involved doesn't exactly improve this situation. |
Pheromone
09.28.21 | sorry you need the premium subscription to read the censored explanation |
porcupinetheater
09.28.21 | I'll never forget the day he told me he thought i was serious and didn't shitpost
come back mortimer |
Pheromone
09.28.21 | i want mort and porc to raise me |
porcupinetheater
09.28.21 | Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but most kisses are appropriated by the British post after Ricardo Lopez sent Bjork Bad Mail |
Calc
09.28.21 | mort's like "I didn't go anywhere wtf? oh well, I'll bathe in this glow" |
Mort.
09.28.21 | im still here im just very tired and busy at the moment doing 60+ hours at work some weeks
and re me dissapearing on facebook, i had a bit of a mental wobble and decided to cut all ties with everyone ive ever known one night, then felt absolutely fine the next morning. I will be back on fb soon . |
Mort.
09.28.21 | also this track is cool (this is a music website)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Qb9MXf-jM |
parksungjoon
09.28.21 | iktf
fb is shit anyway |
Egarran
09.28.21 | >i want mort and porc to raise me
Damn, that's cold son. |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.28.21 | mort you are such a philosopher king am glad u back |
Mort.
09.28.21 | and regarding the vague indications that something happened which made me leave in the first place, let the truth be known - users Johnnyofthewell and Pheromone conspired to unfeature all of my lists, forcing me to delete them to forever preserve my integrity .
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LeddSledd
09.28.21 | it's always those two, I knew it |
Egarran
09.28.21 | Phero got in with some bad company, I swear he's a good boy at heart.
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Storm In A Teacup
09.28.21 | Phero and Johnny must be separated. Mort, make Phero choose between you and Johnny! |
Mort.
09.28.21 | Phero forgot i was once a contrib so he can go with Johnny (how could anyone forget my brilliance?!) |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.28.21 | in my mind you are still my contrib sempai tbh fuck phero who would ever |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.21 | This is what happens when you donβt recognize that hopesfall. is a goat Sputnik band. π |
SteakByrnes
09.28.21 | notice how mort did not refute the name origin |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.21 | Mort loves Asking Alexandria confirmed |
Mort.
09.28.21 | MortimusPrime - it was an injoke between me and a friend in real life. i shorted it because i kept on getting taken for a transformers fan and also everyone just called me mort anyway |
Mort.
09.28.21 | 'also is 4 album yes?'
wait has Johnny never heard The Always Open Mouth? this needs to be rectified |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.21 | Damnit Johnny do you even know what post hardcore is? π |
Uzumaki
09.28.21 | Better than whatever that Hopesfall shit is. |
Dedes
09.28.21 | Mort I know we've never conversed outside of a few comments boxes but I know you also have Supporting Caste 5 and tbh I think I'm in love with you never leave again |
Mort.
09.28.21 | 'but I know you also have Supporting Caste 5 '
i genuinely dont understand this sentence |
kevbogz
09.28.21 | I want to Mort. |
Emim
09.28.21 | Mort where are you |
alamo
09.28.21 | I don't know what I'm feeling, but I believe
I was thinking that maybe you'll come back, back to me |
Dedes
09.28.21 | Wait never mind that's Spec
I still love you man
On a side note jam Propoghandi-Supporting Caste |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.21 | Morty Scars ; Mort Born, Never Mort
1. Mortoplasm
2. Morttengers
3. Mort Oil
4. Mortels
5. Never Mort
6. Mort Born
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SteakByrnes
09.28.21 | i love mort |
JeetJeet
09.28.21 | Hope all is well Morty |
Mort.
09.28.21 | 'Propoghandi-Supporting Caste'
ive tried that band before and im not a fan soz
love u too steaky boi
thanks jeet |
ArsMoriendi
09.29.21 | Where did Mort go |
Storm In A Teacup
09.29.21 | Up your arse, mortiendi |
Storm In A Teacup
09.29.21 | Actually no I guess thatβs probably where he would have used to have been π |
ArsMoriendi
09.29.21 | "Up your arse, mortiendi"
That's pretty steamy not gonna lie |
Storm In A Teacup
09.29.21 | Just lay there and take it then. |
Mort.
09.29.21 | storm called you mortiendi because he knows we are the same person (the join dates dont lie) |
ArsMoriendi
09.29.21 | I thought it was because you entered me and we became one
Pretty sure that's Storm's fanfic at least |
Storm In A Teacup
09.29.21 | I feel both can work at the same time. |
Pheromone
09.29.21 | what mort said... is... well, it's true. i am ashamed
also my god that ars mort same day join thing is cool
mort come brighton |
Get Low
09.29.21 | I think the only interaction I've had with Mort is when I reviewed that above Enter Shikari compilation, and he told me he'd been waiting for someone to review it for years. |
Mort.
09.29.21 | God bless you for reviewing that, it's got some of the best old Shikari tracks on it and is criminally overlooked |
Get Low
09.29.21 | Cheers, and couldn't agree more |
Muhlysa
09.29.21 | This bro commented on my Armchairpolitician comment like the other day . He's alive and in full force . |
Conmaniac
09.30.21 | morts a cool dude |
Pheromone
10.10.21 | where is unclereich doe |
JohnnyoftheWell
10.10.21 | shut up phero you can't save em all |
Pheromone
10.10.21 | you're absent next, mr well |
JohnnyoftheWell
10.10.21 | alright mr SPUT CHAMPION retire me
u bitch |
Pheromone
10.10.21 | johnny write me a peom |
Mort.
10.10.21 | Phero give me a rec coward |
porcupinetheater
10.10.21 | free ryus |
Pheromone
10.11.21 | mort check purple mountains - s/t
there, take that
porcu write me a poem |
JohnnyoftheWell
10.11.21 | There once was a user named Mort
Who never did anything bad
This was fun til we fucked him around for sport
Come home, dad |
Pheromone
10.11.21 | 3.4 |
Frippertronics
10.11.21 | Mort. |
JohnnyoftheWell
10.11.21 | damn beg for one dad get another
happy dad day |
porcupinetheater
10.11.21 | A sonnet for dear Phero
Shall I compare thee to a morning fart?
The sun through bedside windows turn to greet,
Will trumpet in the Royal Buglerβs art
In rapid burst staccato from thy seat.
The eye may sail to the horizon line;
The body stays interred by window glass
That eye may bless its purview - gentle, kind! -
The nose knows βhere and nowβ come from the ass.
Condemn not our old fighting each new day
Awoke by my hangoverβs trumpet peal
For know that if our romance is to stay:
We canβt refuse for beauty what is real:
Not the gentle kisses of hydrangeas
More the stinky discharge of an anus. |
Egarran
10.11.21 | When do we do Budgie? I'm starting to miss his insights and intriguing personality. |
Pheromone
10.12.21 | Hahahah thatβs amazing I love it so much, especially the bit about the intriguing flatulation thank u ega
good poem porc 4.6/5
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Egarran
10.12.21 | It was bloody good, wasn't it? Bet he's a pro poet irl. |
Pheromone
10.12.21 | he sits by city banks reciting poems for couples who are full of hope, love and an anxious disposition |
Egarran
10.12.21 | I mean
>We canβt refuse for beauty what is real
That's some deep shit man. And I'm glad nobody told me girlfriend. |
Mort.
11.06.23 | what if we kissed under the feral moan tree? |
SteakByrnes
11.06.23 | i miss him so much |
ArsMoriendi
11.06.23 | I wish heβd come back, itβs been years |
pizzamachine
11.06.23 | ITβS MORTIN TIME |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.06.23 | worst user of all time lfg |
Demon of the Fall
11.06.23 | It's a shame this didn't work, I wonder what became of him? |
Feather
11.06.23 | yall are getting real weird over here |
Demon of the Fall
11.06.23 | damn, me and Ars are one now (swear I didn't see his comment)
Hi Feather, have you seen Mort.? |
Mort.
11.06.23 | oh no, its one of those end of a horror film 'im now a ghost' situations
heeeeeeeeeeeelp, im here!!!!!! please hear me!!!! |
Demon of the Fall
11.06.23 | did you hear something? Probably just the wind |
Feather
11.06.23 | Nah, I havn't seen him around demon |