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Last Active 09-30-22 9:48 pm Joined 01-11-22
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| Show me the craziest/most gory metal covers
I like seeing certain album art that is both gory and terrifying to look at, giving therapists more of a reason I need to go to a mental hospital. Please rec me some, and I'll rate it. | 1 | | Viscera Infest Verrucous Carcinoma
4.8/5
Fun band, great sound, and some of the most fucked up looking covers known to man. Very tasty! | 2 | | Unsane Unsane
4.5/5
Oh, yep, that's a dead body. Kinda tragic for the dude that got ran over, I just hope it was fast. But yeah, that's brutal
Rec by Supercoolguy64 | 3 | | syphilitic retard 2017 Demo
4.7/5
My second choice was Cemetary Rapist, but I'm oddly more comfortable looking at this than child porn plastered on a cover. But the cover is pretty gnarly, make no mistake about it. After all, the dude's brain is on the concrete. Also, the name is awful, more horrendous than Anal Cunt
Rec from Parksungjoon's list | 4 | | Scatorgy Scatorgy
4.3/5
Well, this certainly wasn't the first time I stumbled upon scat porn covers, but it's still pretty wild looking at it. However, the woman's face looks more cartoony, probably stating these guys are probably idiots.
Rec from Parksungjoon's list | 5 | | Impure Violation Lust in a Vulgar Display of Violence
4.5/5
Now, I picked this one because of the unsettling nature of it. The color palette, the woman in pain, the impaled heads in the background. It's a terrifying piece, absolutely sick!
Rec from Parksungjoon's list | 6 | | XXX Maniak Harvesting the Cunt Nectar
4.7/5
Now this is brutal! I always get the most scared feeling when the killers have no remorse on their face, just a crooked grin while NOT giving the victim a fast death, but a slow, constantly painful death blow after blow. I also like the limbs in the background, it's a nice touch.
Rec from Parksungjoon's list | 7 | | RxMxHxFxTxVxOx / PxBxSxWxOxFx Split
4.3/5
I don't know what's more unsettling: The big, red, gapping hole, or the unnatural appearance of the human's(?) flesh.
Rec from Parksungjoon's list | 8 | | Biological Monstrosity/Methadone Abortion Clinic Split
4.6/5
I'm sorry, but this is hilarious | 9 | | Mayhem Dawn of the Black Hearts
4.7/5
Strange, the last time I went on the Mayhem album's page I didn't see this. But this one is straight forward. Interesting color combination and a devastating photo of a young man (or woman) that blown their brains out with a shotgun. And I though Mayhem didn't have crazy covers.
Rec by AffableMatyr | 10 | | Numenorean Home
3.5/5
So there was a bit of a misunderstanding with the album cover. This isn't the original cover. Instead, the cover is a photo of a dead child girl. It's a bit concerning to know that was the band's option, but it's shock material.
Rec by OxME | 11 | | Gorgasm Masticate to Dominate
4.9/5
Oh wow, um...ok. Let's take a moment to process this. So there is a woman with a huge, gapping baby hole stuck to the ceiling, a dude going to town on his Peter who is obviously making a Cannibal Corpse reference, and just two zombies having nonconsensual sex. Yep, this Marks all the boxes.
Rec by Hyperion1001 | 12 | | Torsofuck Postpartum Exstasy
4.4/5
Now I'm very familiar with Torsofuck, ever since I listened to some of the poop album. Yeah, ew. But this cover is, I guess, a bit more tasteful. The clash between the dark red and green gives a more Christmas-like vibe to it. I'll probably hate listening to this album, but props to the photography.
Rec by Hyperion1001 | 13 | | Devourment Molesting the Decapitated
4.5/5
Oh, I've seen this! Yeah, this screams "psychopath" everywhere. The dark, empty brown room, the decapitated man (Probably molested), yeah. I don't know, I really like the colors.
Rec by Sharenge | 14 | | Necrotic Disgorgement Suffocated in Shrinkwrap
4.5/5
Well... it's basically that
Rec by BAT | 15 | | Pissgrave Pissgrave (Demo)
4.6/5
Man, I almost hate looking at this shit, like EWWWWWWWW! Whatever, it passes
Rec by Sevengill | 16 | | Michael Jackson Thriller
5/5
Yeah- oh shit! This is graphic! My god, that purple background with that dude laying there all defenseless. That stare he gives me sends chills up my spine. What Smooth Criminal did this? This takes the cake easiLEE-HEE!
Rec by YoYoMancuso | |
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04.29.23 | I like death metal when the singer doesn't sound like Jabba the Hut vomiting all over the mic | parksungjoon
04.29.23 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1034220&listid=197349
just scroll down a bit and you'll find some | Supercoolguy64
04.29.23 | unsane - self titled | Vinnymcscoop
04.29.23 | @parksungjoon Yep, pretty crazy stuff. My god, it almost feels illegal looking at it | TheSonomaDude
04.29.23 | parks is proud of that list lmao
i would be too ngl | Vinnymcscoop
04.29.23 | It's a very nice compilation park | AffableMartyr
04.29.23 | That early live Mayhem album | AffableMartyr
04.29.23 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHD126ZPJhw | 0xME
04.29.23 | not DM but the original cover for Numenorean - Home | 0xME
04.29.23 | also literally every Grindcore album ever | Vinnymcscoop
04.29.23 | ^I still wonder how they get all of that flesh | Hyperion1001
04.29.23 | new torsofuck is repugnant.
gorgasm - masticate to dominate is fucked.
I mean just look for “top slam/brutal death albums” and take your pick.
| porcupinetheater
04.29.23 | Heads up on the Numenorean cover, when 0x is talkin' bout the original artwork, think they're referring to this un:
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/0007394063_10.jpg | Vinnymcscoop
04.29.23 | Ah, I see. I'll rerate soon | Sharenge
04.29.23 | Devourment - Molesting the Decapitated | Vinnymcscoop
04.30.23 | Damn, all of you somehow managed to make the list look like the search results of YouTube after typing in three periods | ReefaJones
04.30.23 | just go to bestgore you sick fuck | BAT
04.30.23 | 'Necrotic disgorgement - suffocated in shrink wrap' would be quite the t shirt | Sevengill
04.30.23 | surprised Pissgrave isn't already on here | YoYoMancuso
04.30.23 | michael jackson - thriller |
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