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spotify wrapped 2023

what's everyone's stats and vibes
1Hammock
Everything and Nothing


these are my stats

top artists: hammock, slowdive, nothing, ruby haunt, nicole dollanganger
minutes listened: 189,909 (131 consecutive days lol)
top genres: nugaze, american shoegaze, shoegaze, chill dream pop, instrumental post-rock (i love spotify's dumb genres lmao)
number of artists listened to: 3,310
top podcasts i guess: hard fork, darknet diaries, underunderstood, heavyweight, the downbeat
2PUP
The Dream Is Over


alexkzillion

top artists: pup, avenged sevenfold, periphery, the national, jeff rosenstock
top genres: art pop, emo, hip hop, rock, pop
minutes listened: 118k
top podcasts: the athletic football show, bill simmons podcast, blank check, ryen russilo podcast (lmao), rewatchables
3Sleep Token
Take Me Back to Eden


johnnyofthewtf

top artists: Sleep Token, AJJ, Yune Pinku, JPEGMAFIA, Enter Shikari

played 1,211 songs (top song Yune Pinku - Night Light (7 plays), runner-up was Sleep Token - The Summoning lmfao) over 4,390 minutes
no genre info :[
4Blue October
History for Sale


marskid

Top 5 Genres: Mathcore, prog. metal, prog. post-hardcore (sure), rock, hip-hop

15,843 different songs played
Top 5 Songs:
1. "Tomorrow" by Blue October
2. "Celestial Tear" by In Mourning
3. "Colors Collide" by Blue October (lolwut)
4. "The Black Lodge" by In Mourning
5. "How to Dance in Time" by Blue October

Minutes listened: 156,705, 108 days non-stop
Artists listened: 2,932

Top 5 Artists:
1. Blue October (top 0.01% of all listeners!)
2. Icarus the Owl
3. In Mourning
4. The Ocean
5. Avantasia

The personality or vibe whatever thing... IDK... was Hypnotist?
5Avenged Sevenfold
Life Is But a Dream...


wildcardbitchesss

1. Avenged Sevenfold
2. Static Dress
3. Converge
4. Chelsea Wolfe
5. Ghost

Chaotic Hardcore
Gaian Doom (wtf lol)
Alternative Metal
Emo
Mathcore

67,561 minutes
6Otep
The_Ascension


pizzamachine

1. Otep
2. 10 Years
3. Brokencyde
4. Nessa Barrett
5. Britney Spears
7Suffocation
Pierced from Within


hyperion1001

Minutes Listened: 61,636
Top Genre: Death Metal

Top Artists
1 Suffocation 2 Bloodbath 3 Cryptopsy 4 Cannibal Corpse 5 Death

Top Songs
1 Benedictine Convulsions 2 Thrones of Blood 3 Slit Your Guts 4 Crown of Horns 5 Pissed
8Porcupine Tree
The Incident


blazinblitzer

Top 5 Genres:
1. Progressive Metal
2. Post-Metal
3. Indie Rock
4. Rap
5. Rock (???)

Listening Place Like Me: Portland, OR, USA kek

Top 5 Songs:
1. Without Waves - Do What Scares You
2. Naked Flames - Pan Matsuri
3. The Dismemberment Plan - Time Bomb
4. Charlie Griffiths - Dead in the Water
5. Steven Wilson - No Twilight in the Court of the Sun

50,472 Minutes Listened

Top 5 Artists:
1. Porcupine Tree (for 4 years straight, mind you)
2. King Crimson (5's project thing)
3. Charles Mingus (5's project thing)
4. Steven Wilson
5. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
9The Wiggles
Let's Wiggle


slothcoresam

Top Genre: Punk
Top Artists:
1. The Wiggles, lol. They gave a little thankyou at the end. Did others get that?
2. Bad Religion
3. Gezan
4. King Gizz
5. The Pretty Littles

Also a Hypnotist

Listening place is also Portland, OR

Top 5 songs are all from the Wiggles.
10Blonde Redhead
23


demon of the fall

80,059 mins

1. Blonde Redhead
2. Nick Cave
3. Stereolab
4. Drexciya
5. Ichiko Aoba
11Joy Division
Permanent


unclereich

1. Joy Division
2. Lil Ugly Mane
3. Death Grips
4. Nirvana
5. Shabazz Palaces
12Boards of Canada
Music Has the Right to Children


calmrose

Top Genres: 1. Mathcore; 2. Melodic Metalcore; Post-Metal; Skramz; Tech Death Metal

Sound town: Portland lmao

Minutes listened: 103,513 (71 days nonstop)

Top Artist: Boards of Canada bay-bay

Top Artists: 1. Boards of Canada; 2. Invent Animate; 3. Night Verses; 4. Johnny Booth; 5. Sufjan Stevens

Vibe: Hypnotist because I concentrate and listen to albums all the way through (which is absolutely true)
13Protomartyr
No Passion All Technique


someone

Top artists: Protomartyr, Converge, Everything Everything, Squid, Destroyer
Minutes listened: 37254
Songs listened: 5448
14De La Soul
Stakes Is High


jrlikestodance

From Apple Music
1. De La Soul
2. SWV
3. Janet Jackson
4. Babyface
5. Crowbar
6. Whitney Houston
7. Everybody Gets Hurt
8. Bolt Thrower
9. Earth Crisis
10. Code Orange
15Radiohead
The King of Limbs


zac124

Top 5 artists:
1. Radiohead
2. The Dillinger Escape Plan
3. In Flames
4. Metallica
5. Faith No More

Top 5 songs:
1. Bezoar - The Hirsch Effekt
2. Let Down - Radiohead
3. How to Disappear Completely - Radiohead
4. Sacrifical Participant - Better Lovers
5. To the Guy Who Stole My Bike - The Dirty Nil

Top 5 albums:
1. After the Party - The Menzingers
2. In Rainbows - Radiohead
3. OK Computer - Radiohead
4. Plastic Surgery Disasters / In God We Trust, Inc. - Dead Kennedys
5. Angel Dust - Faith No More

124,092 minutes.
16Stars of the Lid
The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid


docsportello

Time spent: 108,301 minutes
Artists streamed: 1,117
Sound town: Burlington USA

Top genres:
Electronica
Indie Rock
Rock
Art Pop
Compositional Ambient

Top 5 songs:
Slowdive - Shanty
Real Estate - Had to Hear
Stars of the Lid - The Atomium Part 1
Stars of the Lid - The Atomium Part 2
Stars of the Lid - The Atomium Part 3

Top artists:
Stars of the Lid
Gorillaz
Alvvays
Brian Eno
The Avalanches

Vibe: Hypnotist
17The Clientele
Suburban Light


protokute

24.563 minutes listened to music.

Top Genres:
1. Power Pop 2. Trance 3. British Folk 4. Psychedelic Rock 5. Freakbeat

Top Artists:
1. The Clientele 2. Plasticland 3. Tommy Keene 4. The Three O Clock 5. Slowdive (probably because I kept listening to Everything is Alive to know if I liked it or not, and I didn't)
18Fugazi
The Argument


theboneyking

Top 5 Artists:
1. Fugazi
2. Tim Hecker
3. Acetone
4. Wednesday
5. The National

Top 5 Songs:
1. Wednesday - Hot Rotten Grass Smell
2. MJ Lenderman - Someone Get the Grill Out of the Rain
3. Grave Saddles - Willie Nelson Golfing Dream #3
4. Acetone - One Drop
5. Wednesday - Got Shocked

Top 5 Genres:
1. Indie Rock
2. Countrygaze
3. Alternative Country
4. Alternative Rock
5. Drone

93,801 minutes listened
19Autechre
Basscad


bitterjalapenojr

Time spent: 91,008 minutes
Artists streamed: 1,532
Songs streamed: 9,611
Sound town: Portland, Oregon, USA

Top genres:
IDM
Alternative Rock
Rock
Post-Hardcore
Post-Metal

Top 5 songs:
Boards of Canada - Roygbiv
Autechre - feed1
blink-182 - Dumpweed
Boards of Canada - Aquarius
Autechre - tt1pd

Top artists:
Autechre (top 0.05% of listeners)
blink-182
Boards of Canada
Modest Mouse
Tipper

Vibe: Hypnotist
20Counterparts
A Eulogy for Those Still Here


lotionlord

51,439 minutes

Top Genres:
Pop punk
alternative emo
metalcore
5th wave emo(?)
video game music

top artists:
counterparts
domestic terminal (shoutout yoyomancuso and bilbodabag)
koyo
beartooth
pentimento

top songs:
wstr - bot lobby
domestic terminal - meet me in denver
counterparts - wings of nightmares
polaris - inhumane
koyo - postcards
21A.G. Cook
Apple


pheromone

> From Apple Music

this isnt for YOU
2212 Rods
Gay?


robertsona

Songs:

1. Goodfight - Aqua Gorilla
2. 12 Rods - Hide Without Delay
3. The RAH Band - Sam the Samba Man
4. Goodfight - One of Us
5. Geese - Cowboy Nudes

Artists:
1. 12 Rods
2. Geese
3. Goodfight
4. Isley Brothers
5. RAH Band

102,451 minutes
23The National
First Two Pages of Frankenstein


icebloom

Top artists:
1. The National
2. Ruby Haunt
3. Arab Strap
4. Spangle Call Lilli Line
5. Sun Kil Moon

Top songs:
1. Sun Kil Moon - Space Travel Is Boring
2. The National - New Order T-Shirt
3. Arab Strap - The Night Before the Funeral
4. The National - Once Upon a Poolside
5. Arab Strap - Piglet

Top genres:
1. Indie rock
2. Melancholia (?)
3. Rock
4. Slowcore
5. Compositional ambient (??????)

91.467 minutes listened
24Periphery
Periphery IV: Hail Stan


teal

Top 5 Artists:
1. Sleep Token
2. Periphery
3. Gideon
4. Norma Jean
5. Red

Top 5 Songs:
1. Periphery - Wildfire
2. Sleep Token - Vore
3. Periphery - Zagreus
4. Moodring - Shi=Death
5. Periphery - Atropos
25Symphony X
The Odyssey


koris

Top genres:
1. Rock
2. Metal
3. Progressive Metal
4. Alternative Metal
5. Singer-Songwriter

Top songs:
1. Symphony X - In the Dragon's Den
2. Fiona Apple - Love Ridden
3. Jamiroquai - Hooked Up
4. The Moody Blues - Lunch Break: Peak Hour
5. Symphony X - Through the Looking Glass

Top artists:
1. Symphony X
2. Avenged Sevenfold
3. Metallica
4. Porcupine Tree
5. Katatonia

58,622 minutes, 6,150 songs
26The Beach Boys
Surfin' Safari


gryndstone

I listened to the Beach Boys for 2,844 minutes this year.

Music twin is Burlington Vermont.

Top artists:
Beach Boys
Caroline Polachek
Jpegmafia
Tobacco
Geese (i got their artist message rofl)

top songs:
Take Me To A Higher Place - Vulfmon
Fentanyl Tester - Jpeg x Danny
Appetite (Acoustic) - Prefab Sprout
Mysterious Love - Geese
No One Lives Forever - Oingo Boingo
27Alice in Chains
Facelift


dancore

57,353 minutes

Top artists:
1. Alice In Chains
2. The Flaming Lips
3. Billy woods
4. Sadistik
5. Danny Brown

Too songs:
1. Alice in chains-Nutshell (awww sad)
2. Alice in chains-Sludge Factory
3. Alice in chains-I Stay Away
4. Billy woods-Soft Landing
5. Sadistik & Kno-Mothlight
28Fall Out Boy
M A N I A


feather

Top genres:
1. Pop-Punk
2. Emo
3. Indie Rock
4. Metalcore
5. Progressive Post-Hardcore

Top songs:
1. FOB - Love From the Other Side
2. FOB - Heartbreak Feels So Good
3. The Wonder Years - GODDAMNITALL
4. A7X - Mattel
5. Hail the Sun - Chunker

Top artists:
1. Fall Out Boy (1,771 Minutes Top .5% Worldwide)
2. Avenged Sevenfold
3. Lana Del Rey
4. Hail the Sun
5. Jason Isbell

42,909 minutes, 4,000+ songs
29fromjoy
fromjoy


autosacrifice

Top Artists:
fromjoy
Love Is Noise
The Acacia Strain
Emma Ruth Rundle
Bilmuri

Top Genres
Deathcore (lol)
Metallic Hardcore
Metalcore
Dreamo
Technical Death Metal
30Electric Wizard
Let Us Prey


porcupinetheater

Weird year lol
artists:
1. Electric Wizard
2. The New Pornographers
3. John Coltrane
4. Charles Mingus
5. Fugazi

genres
1. Drone metal
2. Jazz
3. Chamber pop
4. Noise rock
5. Doom metal

Songs
1. Major Parkinson - Take the Prescription
2. The New Pornographers - The Bleeding Heart Show
3. Electric Wizard - Return Trip
4. Oceansize - Amputee
5. Electric Wizard - Ivixor B/Phase Inducer

i do not listen to podcasts
31Helvetia
The Acrobats


myri14

Top artists: 1. Helvetia (6,610 mins), 2. Faust, 3. TFUL282, 4. Kid606, 5. Deerhoof.
Minutes listened: 116,142 (80 days).
Top songs: 1. Faust - J'ai Mal Aux Dents, 2. Faust - Giggy Smile, 3. Joe Henderson & Alice Coltrane - Fire, 4. Helvetia - Fist Is Up, 5. Faust - Jennifer
Top genres: 1. IDM, 2. Experimental Rock, 3. Alternative Rock, 4. Rock, 5. Jazz
Totals: Genres: 75. Songs: 9,936. Artists: 1,434
32Rush
A Farewell to Kings


mkmusic1995

Not too surprising:

Artists:
1. Rush
2. Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
3. Bruce Springsteen
4. Lana Del Rey
5. PJ harvey

Songs:
1. Show Me Your God - The Amity Affliction
2. Necromanteum - Carnifex
3. Opus of the Night - Kamelot
4. Panic - From Ashes to New (lol)
5. A Child's Question..." - PJ Harvey

81,634 Minutes

Top Genre:
Metalcore (ofc)
33Like Moths to Flames
Pure Like Porcelain


artificialbox

Top artists:

1. Like Moths to Flames
2. Currents
3. Circa Survive
4. The Story So Far
5. Hail The Sun

82,718 minutes, 4,403 songs 😅

my top songs are literally all off of Divine Inner Tension lmao
34Loma Prieta
Dark Mountain


jayender

Top Artists:
1. Loma Prieta
2. Alexisonfire
3. The Used
4. Trophy Eyes
5. Movements

Songs:
1. Loma Prieta - Glare
2. Loma Prieta - Circular Saw
3. Trophy Eyes - Blue Eyed Boy
4. Finch - A Piece of Mind
5. Alexisonfire - Sans Soleil

Only 48,820 minutes listened... 4,243 songs. disgraceful smh. Really proud of being in the top 2% of listeners for the First Ever Podcast tho. Shoutout to Jeremy Bolm!
35Meshuggah
Psykisk Testbild


spec

Top Artists

1. Meshuggah
2. Darkthrone
3. Hot Mulligan
4. Counterparts
5. Jeff Rosenstock

Top Songs
1. Hot Mulligan - John “The Rock” Cena, Can You Smell What the Undertaker
2. Mom Jeans - What’s Up?
3. Meshuggah - Straws Pulled At Random
4. Dangers - My Wonder Years Never Got Cancelled
5. Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger

Vibe: Hypnotist
36Johann Sebastian Bach
Brandenburg Concerto No. 1 in F major, BWV 1046


havey

Top 5 genres:
Renässans
Tidig musikensemble
Klassiskt
Klassisk konsert
Avant-garde jazz

Top 5 artists:
1. Johann Sebastian Bach (9,112 minutes, top 0.05%)
2. Johannes Ockeghem
3. Girolamo Frescobaldi
4. Georg Philipp Telemann
5. Beauty Farm

Top 5 songs (lol):
1. Missa Mi-Mi: II. Gloria
2. Missa Mi-Mi: III. Credo
3. Missa Mi-Mi: V. Agnus Dei
4. Missa Mi-Mi: I. Kyrie
5. Missa Mi-Mi: IV. Sanctus

10,738 songs
71,892 minutes
3,916 artists
104 genres
Location: Oxford, UK
Vibe: Vampyr (don't laugh)
37Pink Floyd
The Endless River


outreblah

60,056 minutes
2,635 artists
6,475 songs
144 genres

1. Pink Floyd (did a super comprehensive deep-dive discography run early in the year)
2. Bluey m/
3. The Smashing Pumpkins
4. Roger Waters
5. The Mars Volta

Vibe: Alchemist

8,013 minutes listening to Tin Foil Hat podcast with Sam Tripoli and only in the top 4% wtf lol
38Machine Girl
...BECAUSE I'M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING


avagantamos

I don't use spotify, but according to last.fm these were my top 10 artists so far of 2023:

1. autechre
2. machine girl
3. the prodigy
4. dj smokey
5. chief keef
6. terminal 11
7. spaceghostpurrp
8. skee mask
9. deltron 3030
10. rxk nephew
39Judas Priest
Stained Class


el_newg

top genres: metal, rock, sludge metal, thrash metal, synthwave
8,475 songs
112,363 mins
top artists: judas priest, meshuggah, mastodon, dream theater
4,920 mins of Leighton Night podcast, but it's the only pod I listen to on this platform
"Collector" because I mostly listen to my own playlists ¯_(ツ)_/¯
40Mori Calliope
Dead Beats


flugmorph

dont use spotify but these are my top10 artists on last.fm:
1. Mori Calliope 456 scrobbles
2. Fear Factory 385
3. Autopsy 294
4. IRyS 286
5. Amorphis 224
6. Katatonia 198
7. In Flames 181
8. Takanashi Kiara 168
9. Annihilator 152
10. Voivod 152
41Hawthorne Heights
If Only You Were Lonely


belovddd

GENRE: metalcore

61,693 minutes

Artists:
Hawthorne Heights
Counterparts
Secrets
Landon Tewers
The Plot In You

4,064 songs played
621 artists

Vibe: Time Traveler

place: OHIO
42Lana Del Rey
Chemtrails Over The Country Club


neekafat

79,140 minutes

Top Genre: Art Pop

Top Songs:
1. Lana del Rey - "Paris, Texas"
2. Pixel Grip - "Double Vision"
3. Sorry - "Screaming in the Rain"
4. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Soft Shock"
5. Ada Rook - "distanceless gentleness"
6. HEALTH (feat. Poppy) - "DEAD FLOWERS"
7. PJ Harvey - "Long Snake Moan"
8. Birds in Row - "Rodin"
9. Ada Rook - "sardonica"
10. Ben Howard - "Days of Lantana"

Top Artists:
1. PJ Harvey
2. Ada Rook
3. Sorry
4. Daughter
5. Lana del Rey

ooooh for the art put PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love (no < 3)
43Linkin Park
Minutes to Midnight


butkuiss

Top artists:
Linkin Park
Songs: Ohia
Gillian Welch
The Afghan Whigs
Magnolia Electric Company

Genres:
Alternative metal
Pop
Art pop
IDM
Melodic metalcore

Hypnotist and listening place Portland lol

6816 songs, 948 artists, 99904 minutes listened
44Closure in Moscow
First Temple


joyfulplatypus

Top Artists:
1. Closure In Moscow
2. Paramore
3. Poppy
4. Carly Rae Jepsen
5. Enter Shikari

Top Songs:
1. Avenged Sevenfold - 'We Love You'
2. Closure in Moscow - 'Sweet#hart'
3. Paramore - 'Running Out Of Time'
4. Closure in Moscow - 'Seeds of Gold'
5. Poppy - 'Church Outfit'

6164 songs, 1193 artists, 52230 minutes
45Defeated Sanity
Passages Into Deformity


evilford

30k minutes

Top artists
1. Defeated Sanity (top 0.05% of DS listeners)
2. Meshuggah
3. Artificial Brain
4. Gorguts
5. Demolition Hammer

Top genre (what do you think? Lol)
Technical death metal

Listened like:
Helsinki, Finland
46Earth and Fire
Atlantis


dewinged

Top 5 Genres:

1. Rock (oh god...)
2. Metal (my goodness...)
3. Gaian Doom ( say wat)
4. Progressive Rock (Oh jesus, here we go...)
5. Post-Metal (I guess it could have been worse...)

Listening Place Like Me: Portland, OR, USA (oh... ok? Guess I'm moving to Portland)

Top 5 Songs:

1. Nicole Dollenfucker - Married in Mount Airy (first song I heard in 2023, makes sense)
2. Katatonia - Atrium (Reviewed the album in January, so makes sense)
3. Ladytron - Misery Remember Me (Yep this one's a banger but... January again?)
4. Ozzy Osbourne - Waiting for Darkness (legit, yes, go Ozzy!)
5. Earth and Fire - Ruby is the One (my year's crush for sure)

63,918 Minutes Listened

Top 5 Artists:
1. Earth and Fire (Jam this band, you heathens!)
2. Katatonia (Always)
3. Black Sabbath (did a discog run so yeah..)
4. The Beatles (ummm.. really??)
5. Type O Negative (oh yes, definitely, RIP Pete)
47Jeff Rosenstock
HELLMODE


meatsalad

Top artists:

1. Jeff Rosenstock (top 0.1% ayy)
2. Trophy Scars (only started listening to them in August lol)
3. Johnny Booth (all those early Moments Elsewhere cope listens added up huh)
4. The Armed
5. Every Time I Die

Songz:

1. Johnny Booth - Full Tilt (still soty)
2. Jeff Rosenstock - You, In Weird Cities
3. Jeff Rosenstock - Get Old Forever
4. Jeff Rosenstock - Nikes (Alt)
5. Built to Spill - Velvet Waltz

Genre: Rock lmao

Place: Portland

Vibe: Hypnotist

Oh and uhh 43,167 minutes listened
48Animal Collective
Danse Manatee


squiggly

1. Animal Collective
2. Low
3. Avey Tare
4. Grouper
5. Trophy Scars
49Veil of Maya
Eclipse


tundra

1. Sleep Token
2. Periphery
3. Veil of Maya
4. Shrezzers
5. Unprocessed
50Cult of Luna
Fire Was Born


titan

1. Avenged Sevenfold
2. Cult of Luna
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. ISIS
5. Leprous


1. Cosmic (84 times lol)
2. Cold Burn
3. Summoned For Sacrifice
4. Mattel
5. Ordinary


79,852 minutes
Pittsburgh, PA
51One Direction
Up All Night


vult (certified)

One Direction
Harry Styles
The Callous Daoboys
Counterparts
Thantifaxath
52Aesop Rock
Labor Days


pitchforkarms

Aesop Rock (0.05%)
The Smith Street Band
Orville Peck
MF DOOM
Hank Williams

Top Songs:

Gopher Guts - Aesop Rock
Mindful Solutionism - Aesop Rock
Heartaches by the Numbers - Ray Price
I Still Dream About You - The Smith Street Band
MORE RHYMIN - MF DOOM


Genres:

Hip Hop
Abstract Hip Hop
Swing
Traditional Country
Rock
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