JohnnyoftheWell
03.07.24 | Nice one nerds
List is digs that are tailored recs for you + you only (except BOFF idk what to rec you everyone jam BOFF's rec before he does lol)
(list is alphabetical, but if you hadn't worked that out yourself tbqh get demoted) |
Hyperion1001
03.07.24 | pizza was robbed STOP THE COUNT |
Pikazilla
03.07.24 | Congrats to everyone!
so when is blush fucking off from the sput fb group |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.07.24 | when one of us bitches comes along and can write gooder than him
don't hold your breath on that one |
Pikazilla
03.07.24 | hopefully soon then
dadkungfu I believe in you |
AnimalForce1
03.07.24 | Congrats to everyone who got the staff promotion!
I had to contain myself from jumping out of my desk at work and running around screaming in excitement LMAO
I genuinely did not expect to ever be a Contrib to this site, but I'm over the fucking moon that I am. Can't wait to keep being a member of this incredible community! |
AnimalForce1
03.07.24 | Pizza didn't get the promo? I'm actually kinda shocked |
Hyperion1001
03.07.24 | in all seriousness though congrats to all. i can’t read but im sure you all are good at it. |
AnimalForce1
03.07.24 | "stoked to watch y'all suffer for your craft more conspicuously than before"
I have never been so excited to suffer in my life |
Odal
03.07.24 | yo my rec slaps lol thanks so much! And super stoked to be a part of the team. Congrats to everyone else too! |
DocSportello
03.07.24 | hell yeah doggy
Sputnik lives ! |
Hyperion1001
03.07.24 | brainmelter and sinternet POG. congrats my dudes please review more techno. |
Relinquished
03.07.24 | yeah, or else |
pizzamachine
03.07.24 | Thanks guys |
SomeCallMeTim
03.07.24 | congrats to the promotions and the new contribs |
Koris
03.07.24 | 10 years have passed, and I have returned. Thank you :]
Congrats to the new staff/contribs! Let's go out there and make some magic ✨✨✨ |
BitterJalapenoJr
03.07.24 | Congratulations everyone. All very much deserved 👏 🙌 |
artificialbox
03.07.24 | YOU ARE NOW ONE OF MY ELITE EMPLOYEES 😮 |
NightOnDrunkMountain
03.07.24 | Thank you for this! Well done everyone, congrats for all the promotions! |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
03.07.24 | good promotions. congrats everyone |
Demon of the Fall
03.07.24 | Congrats everyone!
Pretty nice looking set of promotions, you’re all lovely and very talented, even those of you I hadn’t noticed before now, lol |
deathschool
03.07.24 | Wait I didn’t get to vote |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.24 | Congrats all
Which of you is most willing to review things I push? I can’t keep going to the Sunnyvale well |
mkmusic1995
03.07.24 | Big congrats to all! |
AnimalForce1
03.07.24 | Thanks guys! Glad to join the other Contribs! |
Squiggly
03.07.24 | CONGRATS to all you people you’re the BEST and you DESERVE this! I’ll join you next year. Maybe. Who knows. |
AsleepInTheBack
03.07.24 | Congrats hugs salutations margarine |
CugnoBrasso
03.07.24 | I can believe this tiny list caused this massive earthquake, I love it! |
Flugmorph
03.07.24 | hey i know some of these people by name, nice! |
someone
03.07.24 | I told my girlfriend I made Contrib and she asked "you write for the Russian propaganda site?" |
AnimalForce1
03.07.24 | Damn, my girlfriend just congratulated me LMAO |
NightOnDrunkMountain
03.07.24 | Wow we have had very similar reactions from people around us, hahahah |
SteakByrnes
03.07.24 | hey I never got my promotion email haha |
neekafat
03.07.24 | i don't think there was one lol but omg congrats everyone and thank you! |
AnimalForce1
03.07.24 | If there was, I never got it LMAO |
Odal
03.07.24 | I never got an email, I just saw that my discord access was suddenly expanded and it took me a second to realize why lol |
AnimalForce1
03.07.24 | Oh shit, I almost forgot about the Discord! |
brainmelter
03.07.24 | wows thank you so much! and huge congrats to all |
fogza
03.07.24 | Congrats to all the promoted and newly anointed! |
normaloctagon
03.07.24 | Hell yeah big congrats to all |
Dewinged
03.07.24 | Damn, this happened overnight for me. Congratulations to you all. |
Zac124
03.07.24 | Congrats everyone! |
bellovddd
03.07.24 | fuck ye Koris my DAWG!! |
GiaNXGX
03.08.24 | Hawks died for this :( long live hawks |
Slex
03.08.24 | Lmao at the Koris lore
Congrats friends |
Koris
03.08.24 | ^ I still have the nightmares |
unclereich
03.08.24 | babymetal permaban |
Koris
03.08.24 | ^ I still have the nightmares |
Gnocchi
03.08.24 | old staffers ranked when?
Also, fresh Staff Wars meat!! |
MiloRuggles
03.08.24 | I'll have the new staffers well done ty Gnocchi
jk well done is a travesty but I wanted to keep talking about meat. What's the secret to effectively cutting a fillet into steaks? Is it a big faux pas to do this and then freeze the steaks for later? I'm not asking for a friend. |
bloc
03.08.24 | Next year it'll be me |
garas
03.08.24 | Congrats to the other new staffers and the new contribs!
> I had to contain myself from jumping out of my desk at work and running around screaming in excitement
Looks like it wasn't just me with that urge, haha. |
Koris
03.08.24 | ^ lol yeah. I was waiting for a medical appointment this morning and decided to check Sput on a whim. As soon as I saw the new channels I had access to in the contrib/staff chat, I couldn't contain the smile I had in that moment |
NightOnDrunkMountain
03.08.24 | Oh there's a Discord? |
Manatea
03.08.24 | A) Huge congrats to everyone!!!
B) I have been left unranked and this makes me sad :[
C) Pizza was snubbed… |
dedex
03.08.24 | Grats everyone!!!!!! |
Egarran
03.08.24 | Johnny is like a hen hatching adorable chickens. |
bloc
03.08.24 | He clucks around too much agreed |
Gnocchi
03.08.24 | "well done is a travesty but I wanted to keep talking about meat. What's the secret to effectively cutting a fillet into steaks? Is it a big faux pas to do this and then freeze the steaks for later? I'm not asking for a friend."
If you're breaking down larger portions of meat (i.e. Rump into weighed steaks) cut against the grain. Also keep your meat as cold as possible. It's easier to move a knife through a slightly more solid mass than try and replicate a smooth slicing action when the meat moves due to the downward pressure of a knife or holding hand. I also should stress using a breaking knife or similar to portion in one clean stroke and maintaining its keen edge.
If you want to freeze portions for later use that's okay. Might I suggest vacuum sealing the portions individually so you're not freeze fusing those portions back together. |
Egarran
03.08.24 | Good to have a chef around. What's the how to cut against the grain? |
Gnocchi
03.08.24 | Cut against, not with. If you want it tender and not tough. Reason is when the fibres hit heat again everything contracts and tightens. If you cut against the grain it can't pull back on itself when everything tightens. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.09.24 | [stealth update no one notice anything okay nice] |
PumpBoffBag
03.09.24 | Congrats everyone, feeling pretty honoured.
Alphabetical or not, this is high level boat-rocking Johnny. I can feel the internal tension already |
MiloRuggles
03.09.24 | You're my culinary hero gnocchi, will check in next time I cop a big ol fillet |
Manatea
03.10.24 | Lmao johnny ily
Now I need to listen to more jazz-folk |
Koris
03.10.24 | ^ check Joni Mitchell - Hejira |
Gnocchi
03.10.24 | I’ve got you Milo. You know where to find me :) |
Voivod
03.11.24 | Congratulations to everyone, all promotions are well deserved. |
lols
03.12.24 | read my review and promote me immediately lmao |
parksungjoon
03.12.24 | 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
many names im happy to see |
Mort.
03.12.24 | fuck off park |
Flugmorph
03.12.24 | speak your truth park |
someone
03.12.24 | fuck me in the park |
Egarran
03.12.24 | Can we somehow get a conversation going between parks, hawks and smoks? It would be of high primatological value. |
Dedes
03.12.24 | The moon, the sun, the stars. The holy trinity of sputnikmusic.com |
Valzentia
03.19.24 | Sinternet is contrib now? |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.19.24 | did i stutter |
lols
03.22.24 | 1. sach |