DadKungFu
04.30.24 | Day early lo siento |
Egarran
04.30.24 | This music is very sensual. |
denboy
04.30.24 | premature eCaColation |
Pheromone
04.30.24 | lol den
Dad it is so LOVELY in here... what was that about dread? |
ArsMoriendi
04.30.24 | Hey guys look at my Butthole Surfers list, it’s mostly empty, but not for long |
fogza
04.30.24 | It's dad time |
DadKungFu
04.30.24 | Light roast Arabica beans son |
myri14
04.30.24 | My friend is Brazilian and he was excited about 1 because his grandpa owned it |
DadKungFu
04.30.24 | Hell yeah Vovô |
budgie
04.30.24 | whjat the fuck is this crap |
DadKungFu
04.30.24 | good music my son you should try it sometime |
Demon of the Fall
04.30.24 | Nice. Seems early. I abstained due to this, lol… also couldn’t decide what albums to use (which is obvs of great significance)
Cheers |
budgie
04.30.24 | well wlel well if its isnt demon of the farts |
Egarran
04.30.24 | 😂😂😂 you are so funny budgie |
Trifolium
04.30.24 | Hi cuties and what a lovely place we're in!!!! Will be glad to stare at those albums for a month. |
budgie
04.30.24 | egarran stop itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ur ruining me |
denboy
04.30.24 | budgie you're a demon of the arts |
budgie
05.01.24 | one good thing about climate change is the watermelon in april is absolutely killer |
budgie
05.01.24 | is it worth millions of deaths on the indian subcontinent? well i dont feel comfortable answering that question |
bellovddd
05.01.24 | watermelon is the goat of fruits |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | Ok now it's MAY
budgie asking the real questions
watermelon i am not a huge fan of - i like it, but (and this is probably just because of the quality of watermelon we get in the UK) it doesn't excite me greatly |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | Morning all may the 1st be with u lol llove star trek |
bellovddd
05.01.24 | pew pew pew - choose your songs. |
evilford
05.01.24 | Hullo |
Trifolium
05.01.24 | I'm with you on the watermelon Phero.
There was a very heavy thunder storm here tonight. Was cosy and disco-like. |
budgie
05.01.24 | kill the watermelon hereticssssssssssssssss ssssssssssss |
budgie
05.01.24 | how is a 1/2 in to 3/4 in socket adapter 11 dollars
hOW IS IT 11 DOLLARS
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | cosy and disco-like sounds lovely and groovy and snuggly
budgie just steal one
|
budgie
05.01.24 | i cant break the law im a paladin
|
Pheromone
05.01.24 | stealing isn't breaking the law, it's making the law baby 😎 |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | decaf coffee time
caffeine never hit me but since on new medication it really be hitting me and oh dear |
evilford
05.01.24 | Working 12s this week. Lemme tell YOU about caffeine 😃😃😃😃😃 |
evilford
05.01.24 | Caffeine cigarettes and MONEY |
denboy
05.01.24 | phero, adhd meds? |
Trifolium
05.01.24 | I'm also definitely enjoying coffee at the moment. Decaf is a very good invention, I remember us singing it's praise before in another CaCo home.
12h!!! ford WHAT!!!!! Sounds crazy. |
budgie
05.01.24 | phero, hiv meds? |
budgie
05.01.24 | hm thats just not funny budgie |
budgie
05.01.24 | this is egarrans fault |
Trifolium
05.01.24 | Funny is in the eye of the beholder, but I agree, sometimes there is not one beholder's eye who would think something is funny.
👁✨✨✨❌🧠❌✨✨✨😄 |
DadKungFu
05.01.24 | Drank some my wife's Celsius before the gym and it’s putrid I need coffee immediately |
gabba
05.01.24 | my eyes are watery due to conjunctivitis, and I hate watermelons, they make me bloated and piss-urgent, there I said it |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | yes den how'md did u know
👁✨✨✨❌🧠❌✨✨✨😄
- trif, 2024 |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | I could do 12hr shifts IF it was like 3 days a week ford is it 3 days a week |
Egarran
05.01.24 | Watermelons give me nausea, like a certain user in here.
But more importantly,
Hooray hooray it's 1. of May
Outdoor invocations begin today |
budgie
05.01.24 | who gives u nausea egarran |
Trifolium
05.01.24 | Yeah speaking of 12h shifts!!!! Labour Day! We don't celebrate it in NL, as one of only a handful of countries (imagine having such big hands that you can hold multiple countries!!!).
(AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I typed 12h shits first OOOOPS 💩⭐🕛🌄→🕛🌆) |
budgie
05.01.24 | dang it trif get ur shit together |
DadKungFu
05.01.24 | 12 hour shifts>12 hour shits |
Trifolium
05.01.24 | Hmm yes I'd think so too. Toilets aren't that comfortable. |
denboy
05.01.24 | My butthole weeps |
denboy
05.01.24 | My butthole gently weeps* |
Egarran
05.01.24 | A single brown tear rolled down his cheek. |
budgie
05.01.24 | speaking of buttholes!! |
gabba
05.01.24 | is May an anally-fixed month? |
Trifolium
05.01.24 | I think it may be so.
💞🍑 |
Egarran
05.01.24 | There are still users here who haven't located their g-spot and we have reserved May to help people fight their bourgeois conditioning. |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | m-ay
^ looks like but |
denboy
05.01.24 | adhd buddies 🤜 |
denboy
05.01.24 | there was an optional lecture at work yesterday about how to get the best sleep, and one of the topics was about no vigorous exercise after 8 pm, the topic of sex came up and somehow it ended up in the 'sleep consultant' saying that g-spot orgasms were okay but clitoral ones were too invigorating |
ArsMoriendi
05.01.24 | So May has been claimed as butthole month and I am proud it has turned out this way |
gabba
05.01.24 | Buttle up everyone! |
denboy
05.01.24 | Currently listening to
Low - HEY BUTT |
Egarran
05.01.24 | >g-spot orgasms were okay
Come for the sleeping tips, stay (and come I guess) for the g-spot stimulation. |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | that's incredible |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.24 | “Low - HEY BUTT“
great choice! |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.24 | In honour of denboy (I think?! - lost convo)… I was a trooper and compiled around 50 emails today… and only two Sput comments (poor ratio!)
Seems as though I missed all the fun |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | thank god you didn't confuse work emails and sput comments and start cc'ing about g-spot orgasms |
Pheromone
05.01.24 | or, worse, about converge |
DadKungFu
05.01.24 | I remember being flabbergasted when I finally moved away from my hometown and got a wider circle of friends and literally nobody I knew who liked heavy music cared about Converge, like my exposure to heavy music was so shaped by this site I thought every bro jamming Bring Me The Horizon would surely have at least heard of this band |
Egarran
05.01.24 | We went from freezing to 18C overnight and it's already too hot. At least this heat relaxes the muscles. |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.24 | “or, worse, about converge“ lol yeah
so anyway if I don’t have a clit then it’s free season before bed, or am I interpreting this wrong. Sexist sleep hygiene ahoy! |
budgie
05.01.24 | silly silly demon |
gabba
05.01.24 | sounds about right: a clit-free day makes your sleep okay
no sexism here, g-spots are for everyone |
budgie
05.01.24 | tsk tsk gabba u r in bigly trouble |
Trifolium
05.01.24 | Very good convo and I agree Eggy it's sooooo warm all of a sudden.
Maybe it was this hot and steamy thread? Must have been.
Although... it's always hot and steamy here. |
denboy
05.01.24 | lol caco is on fire today |
DadKungFu
05.01.24 | Real denboy hours |
fogza
05.01.24 | Which muscles does the heat relax eg |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.24 | I feel like yer banjo string bit is essentially what was the clit in the womb or something?
I just made that up, but maybe it’s the equivalent sensitivity wise idk… still thinking about sleep hygiene here, obviously important |
gabba
05.01.24 | I’m in no trouble @budgie, my wife knows it all. And you’re close @Demon, it’s the glans corresponding to the clit, so be careful with both. |
Egarran
05.01.24 | fogza I want you to use your imagination.
Ooh remember that one hit wonder? |
DadKungFu
05.02.24 | I remember Steal My Sunshine |
fogza
05.02.24 | My imagination has become overloaded.
Steal my sunshine is peak sideways cap core |
budgie
05.02.24 | had i beans for dinners
b e a n s
bean beans beans beans beans |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | i love steal my sunshine - oh wait no i am thinking of drinking in L.A.
which might also be peak sideways cap core |
fogza
05.02.24 | I always picture you eating seedsticks budgie |
fogza
05.02.24 | Bran van probably was probably pretty sideways cappy now that I think of it. |
Storm In A Teacup
05.02.24 | Yay! May! |
fogza
05.02.24 | Storm how are you doing son |
Storm In A Teacup
05.02.24 | Hi fogzy im doin alrights just trying out new music everyday 🙂 how are you! |
Storm In A Teacup
05.02.24 | I need to branch out genres tho. Ive been stuck on hip hop only |
Trifolium
05.02.24 | Hi Stormy!
Talking about seed sticks (🍆): it's breakfast time! |
fogza
05.02.24 | I'm okay-ish, working hard, been a little down lately but hoping for the best in the next few months |
Storm In A Teacup
05.02.24 | Yes fogza we need to both have the best in the next few months! Lets both do that!!! It is time for just okay ish to be done with.
Hi triffy!!! 🙂 |
budgie
05.02.24 | i hope you both get struck by lightning and it burns ur dicks off then u start going to dickless anonymous every sunday & thats where u find out ur meant to save the world from a great looming astral threat........ the space creatures |
Storm In A Teacup
05.02.24 | Ty budgie but no ty 🥰 |
gabba
05.02.24 | Bran Van’s Drinking in LA is a great tune for sunny mornings, be it with a latte or a cocktail of unusual color. It could even turn some mean space creatures into nice lil puppies. |
Demon of the Fall
05.02.24 | "And you’re close @Demon, it’s the glans corresponding to the clit, so be careful with both."
ahh, so this explains my lack of sleep! (this is a joke, maybe)
Morning Europe people! |
fogza
05.02.24 | Do you know the space creatures from when you are in your space whale form
And I would rather keep my dick than save the world |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | 100 :3 |
AsleepInTheBack
05.02.24 | “And I would rather keep my dick than save the world” is this my new non joke username I think it might be |
gabba
05.02.24 | “And I would rather keep my dick than save the world”
...and yet again, in selfishness will our world drown. But at least we'll have some fun, shall we not? |
budgie
05.02.24 | fun isnt allowed here gamma amino butyric butyric acid |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | > dickless anonymous
what do they give out instead of chips
|
Pheromone
05.02.24 | budgie what does fun mean to u
sorry i have now asked you two questions |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | gabba what does fun mean to budgie |
gabba
05.02.24 | I guess budgie likes to be scared in a safe environment |
gabba
05.02.24 | and there you go @budgie, I'm all about inhibition (unless I encounter someone of my kind to disinhibit me) |
budgie
05.02.24 | ahhhh stimulus overload i was not programmed for this |
Trifolium
05.02.24 | Who is though? That's the question!
Coffee time. And pondering these dilemmas time. |
budgie
05.02.24 | i know what your plan is trifolium your evil plan and let me just tell you right now it will NEVER work |
Trifolium
05.02.24 | .... 😏💚🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🌞🌈 |
Egarran
05.02.24 | Ahh May 2. we can all relax now. Really loosen up.
Trif's plan has been working since 2018. |
gabba
05.02.24 | What happened before 2018? Was everyone super-stiff & frustrated because Spring broke loose? |
denboy
05.02.24 | on the topic of stiff, i woke up today and couldn't move my back for half an hour
god damn old-man issues |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | > on the topic of stiff, i woke up today ...
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 |
DadKungFu
05.02.24 | Everyone was geared up from their May Day demonstrations time to relax now |
budgie
05.02.24 | > on the topic of stiff, i woke up today ...
🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓 |
Egarran
05.02.24 | >What happened before 2018?
Trif wasn't here, we were living in chaos, sometimes stiff, sometimes frustrated. Then he set things in motion and they are still moving according to his machinations. |
budgie
05.02.24 | what does it mean if my farts smell like copper |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | budgie oh yeah chop that wood |
budgie
05.02.24 | phero this is serious i could be having a medical emergency pull yoursolf together |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | phero [....] [..] [......] [.] [.....] [..] [.....] [.] [.......] [........] pull yourself [.......] |
Egarran
05.02.24 | budgie do you fart while masturbating? |
budgie
05.02.24 | im embarrassed 2 know any of u. dogs. |
denboy
05.02.24 | budgie when you reach a certain age you blossom into a woman and as part of this process, once a month you start bleeding which can result in a certain coppery smell from down there |
Demon of the Fall
05.02.24 | started a listening log for anyone who cares (i.e. maybe two of you) |
budgie
05.02.24 | oh my god the beans its the beans |
denboy
05.02.24 | beans do contain phytoestrogens which in large quantities could result in hitting puberty earlier |
budgie
05.02.24 | my air purifier has been stuck on hazard status for like 3 hrs |
DadKungFu
05.02.24 | 2 days into May and this is already the most obscenely biological CaCo I've ever seen |
fogza
05.02.24 | Budgie turn your farts into high quality plumbing pipes |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | give us some more biology pls dad |
Egarran
05.02.24 | I bet budgie farts while masturbating and I guess it's better than nothing. For many straight men that is the only anal stimulation they are allowed to have. |
denboy
05.02.24 | i recycle, i sniff my own farts |
gabba
05.02.24 | copper-based dildos may look very cool, but now we know the costs |
denboy
05.02.24 | steam-punk dildos |
gabba
05.02.24 | approved by mad max himself |
Trifolium
05.02.24 | My plan..........
......... is working.........
.................................................... the signs ...... are there .......... 🤭🌌🥶 |
denboy
05.02.24 | what is it with this caco and referencing things i just experienced, literally watched mad max 1 and 2 this weekend |
Demon of the Fall
05.02.24 | boss let me leave an hour early for doing an extra 30 mins at another time / covering another job
Nice |
fogza
05.02.24 | We are listening through your phone denboy |
ArsMoriendi
05.02.24 | Is Mad Max short for Mad Maximillian, Mad Maxim, or Mad Maxwell |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | did you guys hear that thing that den just said irl lol |
Pheromone
05.02.24 | shit wrong chat |
denboy
05.02.24 | so that's why eggaran didn't ask me whether i fart while masturbating |
Trifolium
05.03.24 | Yes it is. We can hear that loud and clear.
Good morning sweeties! |
budgie
05.03.24 | the roman empire was multicultural. many emperors such as hadrian were african-american |
gabba
05.03.24 | the same goes for the Ottoman empire, sultans were often the sons of slaves of other ethnic origin
history’s amazing |
Trifolium
05.03.24 | Plus he had that hottie Antinous for his boyfriend. Oooof! |
fogza
05.03.24 | "the roman empire was multicultural. many emperors such as hadrian were african-american "
was this an x post or something |
fogza
05.03.24 | it is a long weekend people |
Pheromone
05.03.24 | looking for a new property to move ahhh |
Pheromone
05.03.24 | Antinous IS a hottie |
budgie
05.03.24 | phero do u have any cheese for meese? |
gabba
05.03.24 | these people didn’t look like their statues in reality
where are the acnes? |
Pheromone
05.03.24 | they had better skin obviously as they didn't have no fast food
or cheese |
gabba
05.03.24 | and their dicks are all of similar size/shape, there’s no variety there
they must have used a dick template |
Trifolium
05.03.24 | Totally. Who did they use for the mold, I wonder.
Are you staying in the region where you live now Phero? Tell us more about this significant undertaking. |
budgie
05.03.24 | ur rwong pjeromone mcdonalds goes back to roman times it was called macus donaldius |
fogza
05.03.24 | "looking for a new property to move ahhh"
didn't you move a month or two ago? |
Demon of the Fall
05.03.24 | I can always trust Spurs to make me feel better about my football team. Like clockwork, no matter how bad we are, some things never change!
also Friday / bank holiday ahoy! |
budgie
05.03.24 | im just happy we're not talkin bout dicks anymore |
denboy
05.03.24 | whoever managed to convince every other roman that small dicks where a sign of manliness must have had serious big dick energy |
budgie
05.03.24 | pretty sure that whole business is just a bullshit pop history trope and the actual reason is its just easier to carve a small dick on a statue |
budgie
05.03.24 | oh god damnit |
Egarran
05.03.24 | "A small penis signifies high culture."
Yes sure mr. historian. |
denboy
05.03.24 | now i'm imagining 'the thinker' but with like, a long schlong trailing along his leg to his knee |
gabba
05.03.24 | so he's in fact not thinking, just having a terrible headache due to the redistribution of blood, resulting in severe cerebral hypoxia |
Trifolium
05.03.24 | Very hot sexy steamy!!! |
Demon of the Fall
05.03.24 | "im just happy we're not talkin bout dicks anymore"
this aged poorly, lol
However, it was scientific (and I disagree on principle regardless) |
bighubbabuddha
05.03.24 | this conversation has severe blue balls, also budgie you are genetically related to Smok |
Egarran
05.03.24 | Genetically any two human beings are 99.9 percent identical.
Btw I happen to belong to that 0.1 percent. |
gabba
05.03.24 | Good to know Egarran! I am common, living like common people. |
Pheromone
05.03.24 | this thread has been very nice to read
re: moving, my landlord has been not very good ! so i shall be leaving this abode to fresher aboder-s |
Pheromone
05.03.24 | i have a twin |
gabba
05.03.24 | moving sucks, my condolences @Pheromone, I hope the transition will be nice & smooth
btw, I've just discovered it's bandcamp friday, time to spend some cash |
robertsona
05.03.24 | yesterday I realized I've been collecting food stamps for like 9-10 months to the sound of $2,600 |
denboy
05.03.24 | i too offer my condolences for you having a twin phero |
budgie
05.03.24 | good morning sluts coffee enema time |
budgie
05.03.24 | i got some perfume samples in the mail time to get smelly
|
DadKungFu
05.03.24 | Hell yeah love me some cologne samples |
fogza
05.03.24 | I've always wondered how food stamps work |
budgie
05.03.24 | finished installing a nice new audio setup in muh car wasn't too bad |
DadKungFu
05.03.24 | First year teaching has been an absolute pain and a Rollercoaster like some Frank McCourt shit constantly also absolutely rewarding
grats budgie how's that sound for you? |
robertsona
05.03.24 | 9th grader stabbed by another 9th grader at dismissal today
Like a whole ass knife
Fuck |
budgie
05.03.24 | america #1!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!!💯💯💯🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 |
robertsona
05.03.24 | we must pass Knife Control Laws… |
DadKungFu
05.03.24 | Jesus rob that's a nightmare |
VlacDrac
05.03.24 | Great albums, we need more Latin American music in Sputnik. |
MetalMarcJK
05.04.24 | The character on that fifth album cover looks like Jeff Goldblum.
If any of you want to sleep better, put some magnesium lotion on the bottoms of your feet. |
Storm In A Teacup
05.04.24 | "Good to know Egarran! I am common, living like common people"
Ega just laughed and said, "oh youre so funny" |
Storm In A Teacup
05.04.24 | "Like a whole ass knife"
I thought they put metal detectors in new york schools |
budgie
05.04.24 | yes but an ass knife is made out of ass not metal |
denboy
05.04.24 | I too am curious how foodstamps work |
BaselineOOO
05.04.24 | I'll secretly quit my director position at the end of this month and travel the whole world, nobody knows yet. I realized I was happier when I was poor so now I'll just burn all of the money I've put aside and see what Earth has to offer, nature-wise and vibe-wise. As a chronic narcissist I feel the best way to expand and burst my bubble is to shrink the planet itself and not belittle others like I usually do. |
budgie
05.04.24 | ok boomer |
budgie
05.04.24 | @egarran https://i.redd.it/265i9ropzmvb1.jpg why is this shit so funny |
Trifolium
05.04.24 | I wouldn't know, I'm not Egarran. |
denboy
05.04.24 | Baseline come to denmark we have a lot of narcissists |
gabba
05.04.24 | But narcissits don’t like each other, do they? |
BaselineOOO
05.04.24 | @denboy: Denmark is nice but the Dutch are the most narcissist imo, I LOVE them and I feel right at home in Netherlands.
@gabba: Narcissists do love intensely, and if they don't they still indirectly give each other attention by stabbing each other. That's why I am in love with Johnny and can't forget about Havey's existence. |
Egarran
05.04.24 | Wi-fi went down last night, it was terrible knowing there were online convos I could not participate in, I had to play offline games and read physical media and oh dear oh dear it was terrible.
>why is this shit so funny
Uhh you tell me. |
robertsona
05.04.24 | My school doesn’t have metal detectors nah |
denboy
05.04.24 | Rob have you ever used the app too good to go
I’m not sure we support food stamps yet but it’s on the roadmap |
robertsona
05.04.24 | No I haven’t
It’s EBT/SNAP that I have yah
“fisherrr” by cash cobain and bay swag easily the song of the year at the high school it’s def a cool song |
DadKungFu
05.04.24 | My students have been turning me onto some pretty sick NY Drill but the running theme of this style seems to be being a complete sociopath so that feels a little weird |
denboy
05.04.24 | If you're into the whole saving money on food thing it might be worth checking out, I can see we're working with around 9k stores/restaurants in NY |
Demon of the Fall
05.04.24 | In our mayoral elections the guy we voted for got significantly outgunned by not only the expected winner (ugh… she’s a wannabe TV star, really don’t like her), but also an independent ‘climate change denier’ wtf? |
Typhoon24
05.04.24 | i gave up on hip hop n moved on to kpop |
gabba
05.04.24 | Not an expert, but isn’t that a downgrade? It’s like moving from Slayer to Bon Jovi, no? |
Typhoon24
05.04.24 | sorta like quitting opioids for a sugar addiction |
Demon of the Fall
05.04.24 | All sounds the same to me |
Typhoon24
05.04.24 | being stoned, looking at the bright colors, catchy hooks and synchronized dancing girls = great mix |
Demon of the Fall
05.04.24 | It was a dad joke. I have no idea about K-pop in all seriousness |
Trifolium
05.04.24 | Egarran: the bf has a book tip for you finally. Don't know if you remember that this was in the works but here it is. The Devil's Candy (Julie Salamon), about the filming and production process of an expected blockbuster, which in the end completely and utterly miserably flopped, actually happened. Consumerism schadenfreude.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/122337.The_Devil_s_Candy |
gabba
05.04.24 | “being stoned, looking at the bright colors, catchy hooks and synchronized dancing girls” - oh, I get it now, this is when I turn to Señor Coconut (since I have no idea about k-pop either) |
budgie
05.04.24 | wtf eggy |
Egarran
05.04.24 | Excellent Trif, it has been ordered. Currently I'm reading three novels, so I need a 4. |
Trifolium
05.05.24 | Oh! That's quite a lot. Sounds like being able to choose which dream to proceed with in a way. Nice.
I've got this rule with myself to only ever always read just one book at a time.
Speaking of time: breakfast time!!! |
Egarran
05.05.24 | This one book I was reading referenced War With The Newts which I never finished but I will now, so I can finish the first. That book is crazy, I think you should read it.
One dream I am hesitant to finish is Alan Moore's Providence, it's a really unpleasant Lovecraft story and it's long and moving slow but it's building towards something awesome, I can feel it. |
gabba
05.05.24 | I’m reading Paul Auster’s “4321”, halfway through and I love it. It’s a man’s life story in pre-WWII America, presented in four alternative/parallel universes. Auster passed away this week, which made me really sad, he was a great fiction author. I’ve read most of his work, but his last book “Baumgartner” is still on my list. |
denboy
05.05.24 | I remember being made to read The Music Of Chance in high school and absolutely hating it. But i’m slowly beginning to realize i should give him another chance |
costofnothing
05.05.24 | Anyone in here read Mario Vargas-Llosa |
denboy
05.05.24 | I made my gf play fallout 3 because we’re watching the tv show
Watching how her complete lack of spatial awareness translate directly to how she plays the game is both fascinating and maddening
Also she’s played it for 20 minutes and have already killed a super behemoth and is about to meet three dog, she hasn’t even turned on the radio yet |
budgie
05.05.24 | wtf denny |
budgie
05.05.24 | nothin like drivin to get my trenta cold brew, light ice while the suns beatin and hammocks on the stereo 🌞😎🚓☕🎵 |
denboy
05.05.24 | Budgie are you wtfing over paul auster or fo3 |
budgie
05.05.24 | a wizard never reveals his secrets |
Storm In A Teacup
05.05.24 | Translates to "neither" |
Egarran
05.05.24 | He will eagerly reveal his staff though. |
budgie
05.05.24 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZt2YBv0U3Y |
SomeCallMeTim
05.05.24 | May the 5th be with y'all, also missed it but happy Cuatro de Mayo |
Trifolium
05.05.24 | Ooooh that sounds very interesting Eggy, the newt book. I'll order it.
I don't know about Vargas costofnothing, should I change that? |
Storm In A Teacup
05.05.24 | May the 5th be with you too tim |
DadKungFu
05.06.24 | Cannot sleep somebody somebody post whatever the posting equivalent of sleepytime tea is |
Trifolium
05.06.24 | Sleepytime from Celestial Season(EDIT: ing)s. So tasty!!! |
Egarran
05.06.24 | Hmm I was going to correct you, but it seemed to have helped. Look at little dad all snoring; aww he's twitching, I think he's dreaming. |
Pheromone
05.06.24 | thank u gabba and den
who do u think would win in a caco brawl |
DadKungFu
05.06.24 | Based on physical prowess or CaCo skills because trif's got a monopoly on the latter and the former is just wild speculation |
Trifolium
05.06.24 | Could the brawl be all oily and half naked like that Turkish wrestling stuff? I think it would suit us well. |
denboy
05.06.24 | no half measures |
Trifolium
05.06.24 | Exactly. Why would we settle for less?
My tea is very good this afternoon, and it's just regular supermarket Earl Grey. Strange how that happens sometimes. |
denboy
05.06.24 | you wrote -half- naked |
Trifolium
05.06.24 | Ah. About that. I think oil wrestling without any clothes on at all can unintentionally end up becoming very painful.
But I'd love to hear your thoughts on this! |
denboy
05.06.24 | you'll have to subscribe to my erotic lit patreon |
Pheromone
05.06.24 | i subscribe i subscribe!!!
Trif! I have only recently converted to earl grey from english breakfast and i dont know how i did without for so long |
Trifolium
05.06.24 | Subscribed [2]
Added as my home page on all my devices too.
Oh English Breakfast is also super tasty. But there's something about Earl Grey, isn't there? Love it. |
ArsMoriendi
05.06.24 | Hi everyone
Quick, tell me, what’s the best mythological creature |
fogza
05.06.24 | It's got to be the kraken right? |
fogza
05.06.24 | Unless we're talking Norse mythology in which case my vote is fenrir |
ArsMoriendi
05.06.24 | No wrong answers
The ziz is cool |
budgie
05.06.24 | that goat in the french alps that can only walk left |
Egarran
05.06.24 | Turns out there was a wrong answer. |
Trifolium
05.07.24 | I've always thought sphinxes were really cool. Mysterious, dangerous, and intelligent. |
gabba
05.07.24 | my vote goes for the minotaur: trapped in a labyrinth, dangerous, yet suffering |
denboy
05.07.24 | stupid sexy sphinxes |
Pheromone
05.07.24 | sphinxes also have the sex appeal
wow den i didn't even see your comment before |
Pheromone
05.07.24 | Good afternoon all,
Back from bank holiday today. Oh dear, it's hard.
Kind regards,
|
Trifolium
05.07.24 | Speaking of sex appeal: hi Phero!!!
Also minotaurs, satyrs, centaurs, fauns, etc. All sexy.
Which mythological creatures are not sexy? |
DadKungFu
05.07.24 | Medusa is mostly tragic not sexy at all |
garas
05.07.24 | 'sup all. Hope y'all doing well. I'll soon return from my hermitage, because this weekend, little garas will have his wedding. In the past few months I was very busy with that, but soon it'll end (happily). |
Pheromone
05.07.24 | Medusa is FAMOUSLY sexy
a good question trif - maybe imps
HEY GARAS - OMG A WEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIING?! |
fogza
05.07.24 | Curious to see what the first dance song is gonna be |
fogza
05.07.24 | Are chimaeras sexy |
DadKungFu
05.07.24 | Scylla and Charybdis don't seem very sexy |
robertsona
05.07.24 | AP Lit toMORRROWWWWW fuuuuuuuuck |
ArsMoriendi
05.07.24 | My mythological question has sparked what seems to be akin to a furry conversation, my god what have I done |
Demon of the Fall
05.07.24 | it was inevitable really, it's where all roads lead
I see Trif was already thinking along those lines with all that oily wrestling talk, surprise surprise. Admittedly that was the previous day and in a shocking twist... denboy was the culprit! |
gabba
05.07.24 | btw, I just spoke to them and the gods claim no responsibility for what happened here, they're up and fine on their mountain |
Egarran
05.07.24 | ♫Daytime drinking with mother
Daytime drinking with mother♫
I'm working on a punk song. Sorry ANYWAY most dragons are not sexy, but some of them know illusion magic so they can appear extremely sexy.
Yaay Graaats Garaaaas looking foward to a detailed account of your wedding day and night.
Hope I don't appear drunk. |
fogza
05.07.24 | "Scylla and Charybdis don't seem very sexy"
Six phallic heads and a giant 'whirlpool'? |
Trifolium
05.07.24 | Ars acting all innocent like he didn't expect this when asking the question!!!! 😏💕
garas yeeeessssssssss very happy for you I'll send over all the good vibes that I can! 😍❤️✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ |
garas
05.07.24 | > Curious to see what the first dance song is gonna be
Ghost - Life Eternal |
garas
05.07.24 | The first idea was Nothing Else Matters by Metallica, but we decided we'll go with that Ghost song. |
gabba
05.07.24 | Congrats garas, should be super-exciting for you right now! Never heard this Ghost song until today, can imagine it working well as a starter. We opted for a different vibe at our wedding party, and asked the band to play Koop’s “Summer Sun”.
There must be a “most popular wedding song” out there, I wonder which one. Some years ago I was at a casual Friday night party at a club in town and the dj played Billy Idol’s “White Wedding”. Everyone got busy with their air guitar routines, and suddenly we noticed there was a real bride & groom on the dancefloor. Turned out they just arrived from their private party, it was quite a trip. |
budgie
05.07.24 | "I've always thought sphinxes were really cool. Mysterious, dangerous, and intelligent.
just like me |
budgie
05.07.24 | "Which mythological creatures are not sexy?
that goat in the french alps that can only walk left |
gabba
05.07.24 | Show us a picture and we will tell. Until then, let’s dwell on whether a golem is sexy or not. |
budgie
05.07.24 | do U want my onlyfans ? |
garas
05.07.24 | > Koop’s “Summer Sun”
Wow, that's a great song! (And we also added White Wedding to our dancing playlist, eheh.)
Also thanks everyone for yer kind words. |
gabba
05.07.24 | @budgie, Only if it’s free. But will it help me get closer to the goat or the golem issue? I’m a bit confused, are you collecting videos of (un)sexy mythological creatures there? Must be a devoted fanbase you have! |
Trifolium
05.07.24 | Two good points budgie. |
BaselineOOO
05.07.24 | I got bored of clubbing. What's left to life? |
DadKungFu
05.07.24 | Ketamine and Camille Paglia? idk |
BaselineOOO
05.07.24 | I don't associate myself with Petersonian characters but ketamine sounds tasty! |
DadKungFu
05.07.24 | Petersonian ew pls |
Trifolium
05.07.24 | I've never really enjoyed clubbing and I really enjoy life.
Goodnight sweeties, see you in my dreams. |
budgie
05.07.24 | whats your guys' ffavorites nuts and NO NAUGHTY COMMENTS |
robertsona
05.07.24 | There is now nothing but a good night’s sleep between my 32 AP students and the Lit test. Soon I’ll be able to stop Poasting |
Egarran
05.07.24 | I eat a LOT of salted peanuts. |
DadKungFu
05.07.24 | Almonds |
Egarran
05.07.24 | Heh heh we're really annoying budgie with these answers. |
Storm In A Teacup
05.07.24 | My favorite nut is when i shoot ropes. |
Trifolium
05.08.24 | Almonds yes. Or walnuts. |
fogza
05.08.24 | I like macadamias but actually I can't think of a variety that I don't like |
Trifolium
05.08.24 | Hazelnuts for me, because of my hay fever eating hazelnuts is super uncomfortable since they contain a protein that very closely resembles that of birch pollen. Ugghh eeeeeeeeek. |
BaselineOOO
05.08.24 | Almonds are the superior nuts, when they're raw and fresh you can almost taste the health benefits. |
budgie
05.08.24 | god the middle ages are so fuckin underrated |
BaselineOOO
05.08.24 | Yes, I am playing Kingdom Come Deliverance and I can confirm life was better back then. People back then were so much smarter than whatever they become today. |
budgie
05.08.24 | ughhhhhhh why cant u just b normallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll |
denboy
05.08.24 | Koop - summer sun is an excellent choice for a wedding song |
denboy
05.08.24 | Macadamia is the luxury nut |
denboy
05.08.24 | it's the jamon iberico of nuts |
BaselineOOO
05.08.24 | Smoke City - Underwater is an excellent choice for an underwater event |
budgie
05.08.24 | mmmmmmmmmmmmmm jamon iberico |
denboy
05.08.24 | Once went to a wedding in catalonia with michelin starred catering, which included a dedicated guy standing there just slicing a leg of iberico ham
so that's where i was standing for most of the party |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | Morning friends |
budgie
05.08.24 | imw with you 100% den. probably the best meal of my life was just a big plate of pata negra in andorra. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | i dont eat ham! |
denboy
05.08.24 | i dont eat ham said sam
ham i am
a man of ham a plan a canal panama
*bows*
|
fogza
05.08.24 | Do you eat pistachios, also a top tier nut |
fogza
05.08.24 | Love walnuts, hazelnuts, pecans, Brazil nuts |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | den that was a great mf doom verse |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | i eat all nut |
Egarran
05.08.24 | The nut is very healthy and must not go to waste. |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | have you ever considered that maybe the moon is in fact a nut |
gabba
05.08.24 | it's a cheese, didn't you know?
iberico guys rule, but so do cheese guys at breakfasts in hotels
and nuts may be healthy but can mess up your skin |
DadKungFu
05.08.24 | Cheese guys like cheese enthusiasts? Mice in tuxedos? Sitting at breakfast waiting for people to let them pontificate on stilton? |
Trifolium
05.08.24 | HMMMM cheese HMMMMM ham!!!!! Now I want toasties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
DadKungFu
05.08.24 | Anyone have opinions on this year's eurovision? The Irish one was fun Poppy-core and Croatia was fun meme material, never cared at all for this event until this year |
Trifolium
05.08.24 | Will watch tomorrow, with my aunt. Not usually invested all that much, but it is a cool event, nicely grotesque and unapologetically unabashed.
The Dutch song is super cool for a change, love the guy (Joost Klein) and there's actual gabber involved which is cool. |
DadKungFu
05.08.24 | meh it's one of the most fun tracks but the hook's kinda weak tbh.
Of the ballad's Serbia's pretty good and OH SHIT NORWAY'S GOT HOOKS |
Egarran
05.08.24 | We must hope anarchistfish makes a new and possibly strongly political eurovision list. |
Egarran
05.08.24 | Just heard some very relevant lyrics:
"I like to watch, if you don't mind
Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
Your little love nest suits me well
Let me show you how to cast a spell" |
denboy
05.08.24 | i have rosacea, so 80% of foods mess up my skin |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | boycott the eurovision sorry |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 |
Pangea
05.08.24 | couldn't watch the liveshow yesterday, but watched the performances after. So happy serbia and slovenia made it! two of my favourites
I liked Ireland's studio cut as well, but they definitely elevated it live, so fun to watch. Croatia and Ukraine also nailed it, both should do really well saturday. |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | boycott the eurovision sorry
|
Pheromone
05.08.24 | 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 |
Pangea
05.08.24 | yeah i disagree with israel (and azerbaijan probably as well for that matter) being there |
Pangea
05.08.24 | but eurovision fun! and i watch |
Egarran
05.08.24 | Because they have canceled Palestinian flags? |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | because it is israel propaganda choo choo
and there is a genocide ongoing
it is an easy decision to make |
DadKungFu
05.08.24 | I'm boycotting until they let USA participate |
ArsMoriendi
05.08.24 | 🌫️🌫️🌫️ |
denboy
05.08.24 | huh, neat
didn't even know I was protesting for palestine |
robertsona
05.08.24 | they're taking the AP test as we speak. god I wish results earlier came before July 8 lmao that's brutal. otherwise averageish day at school
check those livenation $25 all-in tickets |
Pheromone
05.08.24 | den based as always |
gabba
05.08.24 | I understand that eurovision can be fun under special circumstances, but to me that amount of cheesy pop is indigestible (though earlier today I expressed my fondness of cheese). Not to mention the “battle of nations” angle, which is utterly absurd if someone is for inclusiveness. I get that it’s supposed to celebrate diversity, but it is double-edged since for some, it just fosters nationalism. I have the same issue with the olympics, I’m boycotting both. |
budgie
05.08.24 | dude the starbucks rewarsd program is extrmeley generous
every drink is a fourth of a free drink
oh my godsness i sholuld have done this a very longlike time agos |
robertsona
05.08.24 | AP test done. LOT of confident words and faces coming out, though some students who inevitably kinda gave up. feel like I have a good shot at a 5, a couple of 4s, majority 3s, etc. |
fogza
05.08.24 | I tried to watch Eurovision once but i didn't even find it funny on a so-bad-it's-good level. |
Egarran
05.08.24 | It's easy to point fingers at Israel and say they commit war crimes.
So more people should do it.
I've always had fun watching Eurovision though. |
Trifolium
05.09.24 | Day off!!!!
Because something Christian or other. I always forget. |
gabba
05.09.24 | This holiday always comes unexpectedly for me too, but now with the best timing as I’m quite hangover after Steve Albini’s passing yesterday. Gotta try to pull myself together and do nothing all day. |
Demon of the Fall
05.09.24 | "I have the same issue with the olympics, I’m boycotting both."
hmm, definitely wouldn't have equated those two, lol... I mean, in the Olympics you win objectively and people don't vote for each other. All the competitors are elite, so it's more defined in that sense. One is sport, the other is a popularity contest
Also, as much as it can and does promote nationalism on some level (obviously) seeing competitors from the less 'resourced' nations competing on the world stage and sometimes upsetting the odds, is always nice to see. And of course the athletes have some great individual stories, especially due to the amateur (i.e. not professional) nature of most disciplines |
robertsona
05.09.24 | 10 murders already in Brownsville this year. 7 all of last year. Summer gon be scary |
Storm In A Teacup
05.09.24 | Lol we had 7 before January ended.
"The total land area is 1.163 square miles (3.01 km2), and the ZIP Code for the neighborhood is 11212"
Oh. Oh dear. |
Egarran
05.09.24 | Saw a lot of lambs and froglets today, now enjoying a smoothie. Spring gon be gud. |
Trifolium
05.09.24 | And I saw my brethren during my afternoon walk today, so many pink and purple clovers. |
Egarran
05.09.24 | Ooh they haven't entirely emerged here yet but soon. They're taking over after the daisies. |
Pheromone
05.09.24 | i dont see enough frogs man |
ArsMoriendi
05.09.24 | It’s funny I’ve been on such a heavy noise rock mood this past month and now that Steve Albini died, that mood has only increased tenfold |
Pheromone
05.09.24 | i was thinking literally two days ago about steve albini (which is unlike me) and then he died
makes u think |
DadKungFu
05.09.24 | Makes me think you KILLED him PHERO |
Pheromone
05.09.24 | i will think about you next if you keep this up |
robertsona
05.09.24 | yah @storm the 73rd precinct is basically the entirety of brownsville and it's a square mile lol, insane shit unfolding in there. wya? |
gabba
05.09.24 | @Demon, you’re right, I probably overreact this, but I always get the creeps when I see too many flags around. I switched countries 2 times in my life, and I completely lost my national identity. This, combined with my belief that the mere existence of countries is among the leading causes of all suffering in the World, makes me nauseous every time I see people cheering for their nations. Can’t help it. Medal tables at the Olympics emphasize differences, which is completely against the “noble spirit of the games”. Many medals are won by athletes whose citizenships were bought by rich countries just to improve their reputations, so what do these tables actually represent? Eurovision is even worse, you’re right, because votes are heavily biased by immigrants living abroad and hence reflecting patriotism instead of taste in music. |
Pangea
05.09.24 | Switzerland and norway killed it tonight, definitely my faves. Armenia and estonia were super fun as well |
Pangea
05.09.24 | Latvia qualifying shocked me, quite liked the song though. Shame about belgium, i did throw a few votes their way |
Trifolium
05.09.24 | Switzerland could win this I think, liked Nemo a lot. Armenia was lovely! |
Pangea
05.09.24 | Switzerland was my favourite song going in and i'm happy they nailed the performance! Armenia was super cute, she has a lovely stage presence |
Storm In A Teacup
05.09.24 | @sona im in tulsa oklahoma, we only had 48 homicides last year, 67 in 2022. Violent crime rate is
20.4 per 1,000...
|
Storm In A Teacup
05.09.24 | 2 per 100 doesnt feel great |
budgie
05.09.24 | my favorite stat is the most dangerous neighborhood in paris has a lower homicide rate than the safest US state
really makes you think |
DadKungFu
05.10.24 | Makes me think if the law abiding citizens of PAREE FWONCE just had guns their homicide rates would be even lower |
Demon of the Fall
05.10.24 | "This, combined with my belief that the mere existence of countries is among the leading causes of all suffering in the World, makes me nauseous every time I see people cheering for their nations"
I agree with this to an extent, but eventually I realised all the 'suffering' isn't caused by nationalism, ideology / religion, or even a wholly unjust disparity in resources (the fact any of these can and are major impacting factors sort of proves this)... it's caused by, well, people being shit. If any one of these problematic elements were alleviated / removed somehow, new ones would just crop up instead
weirdly it made me feel much better. Unfortunately it seems I've reached what one might call 'acceptance' |
Demon of the Fall
05.10.24 | In more uplifting news...
IT'S FRIDAY! |
Trifolium
05.10.24 | It's a very Lord Of The Flies thought, that.
Friday whooooooooo! And a free one at that!! Pool, book, and sun time!!!!!!! |
denboy
05.10.24 | My band was joking around last week that we should just get steve albini to record the damn thing
RIP |
denboy
05.10.24 | accidentally deleted some data at work, today is going to be a great day |
denboy
05.10.24 | (I'm able to recover it, but that doesn't make it any less facepalm worthy) |
denboy
05.10.24 | i need an adult
but i'm the only adult at the office today >:( |
Pheromone
05.10.24 | going to tell on you |
Demon of the Fall
05.10.24 | no this is a fantastic strategy *applause*
I just delete requests when they come in, it's much quicker than actually doing any work. My efficiency is outstanding! |
denboy
05.10.24 | i'm going to tell on myself because it's a funny story |
Egarran
05.10.24 | I haven't watched any Eurovision because I don't want Phero to be disappointed with me. |
DadKungFu
05.10.24 | I think the internet's soon to be conceptually dead and I may be completely disconnecting at some point. The broken qualities of this site are, ironically, something of an insulation from this sense, keeping things, in a way, real. We may be gradually losing users and not gaining new ones, but in a way, even though this is a simulated community, I know most of you all as real human beings with a history writing about and creating music. I can't say that for, say, reddit or other sites. I'd like to think that if sputnik goes, I'm going to be disconnecting as much as work will allow from all internet life, news, images, media and just listen to my classical records and tend my garden so to speak. |
fogza
05.10.24 | I dunno why but when I read tend my garden I immediately thought of something juvenile |
Egarran
05.10.24 | Esp when added 'so to speak'.
We hear you Dad, it's sputnik or nothing. |
denboy
05.10.24 | preach daddy |
denboy
05.10.24 | CaCos saving grace will be that there's no financial incentive for anyone to let the AIs run loose here
Don't expect the same thing for the reviews
Dead internet coming right up |
budgie
05.10.24 | i like to look at rent on leboncoin, thats like a french craigslist basically
theres a 2 br apt in Bourges for 370. 370! and french minimum is 1750ish gross. if you really wanted to drop out of the rat race.... some mindless min wage job, 5 weeks pto, apt in old ass medieval city, dont gotta worry about car related issues or healthcare or pharmaceutical expenses. man |
Storm In A Teacup
05.11.24 | That sounds pretty nice and ega would be happy about another car driver adopting no car life. |
Egarran
05.11.24 | Everybody should be happy about that. |
DadKungFu
05.11.24 | Would be amazing if we adopted more bike-friendly cities like what was done in Amsterdam. As it is, you kind of take your life in your hands whenever you bike anywhere |
Trifolium
05.11.24 | Yeah carless life rules. So happy to live in a bike-heaven country.
And trains are getting better here luckily. I've got trips to Spain, France and Wales planned by train, very much looking forward to that. Can be so relaxing! |
Egarran
05.11.24 | Ooh that sounds nice. What does such a trip cost you?
Sounds like there's a lot of drama in the Eurovision, I am very tempted to watch. |
Trifolium
05.11.24 | Every city-to-city somewhere farther away (i.e., Utrecht-Paris, Paris-Girona, Bruxelles-London, London-Cardiff, Paris-Lyon, etc.) are in the €100-150 range (for a single). Quite ok I'd say, although planes are still cheaper obviously. Should be the other way around of course. |
budgie
05.11.24 | rank ur fav french cities triffy |
BaselineOOO
05.11.24 | Is 200-240k usd enough to buy a decent 50+ square meters flat in Australia? I'm considering Perth for its climate or Canberra for its high standards of civilization (I'm OCD and a bit crazy). Also, I'm curious about Australia's susceptibility to natural disasters or potential geopolitical challenges like Chinese influence or even military intervention... cause I'm thinking of settling there. |
Pangea
05.11.24 | Genuinely feeling a little sad about everything going on at eurovision. Hopefully the show will be as much of a shitshow as the ebu deserves |
DadKungFu
05.11.24 | Yeah first year I'm paying attention to it and it just seems like a shitshow |
Pangea
05.11.24 | yeah there is usually some drama but not nearly this bad |
budgie
05.11.24 | man i thought the austrian song was for sure going to be my least favorite but finland what the fuck |
Pangea
05.11.24 | Haha i don't neccesarily love finland's song but the performance is very fun. Super eurovision as well, we need songs like those in the contest |
Pangea
05.11.24 | Austria is a banger but she did not sing it very well in the semi's |
budgie
05.11.24 | yeah i definitely notice a lot of the songs tend to have the super cookie cutter eurobeat chorus and it gets boring
czechia is my fav so far |
Pangea
05.11.24 | Oh for sure, it is a pop contest most of all so many songs tend to be quite generic, but i have a bigh tolerance for that stuff |
budgie
05.11.24 | how on earth is italy not winning 🤷♀️ |
budgie
05.11.24 | whjy is da luxembourg speaking franch i thought they speaked luxembourgish |
budgie
05.11.24 | french is the legislative language of luxembourg
interesting
maybe a napoleonic thing |
Egarran
05.11.24 | Pretty awesome so far. |
budgie
05.11.24 | the nl one hurts my soul |
Egarran
05.11.24 | Well your soul is very frail.
Ireland with best visuals obviously. |
budgie
05.11.24 | am i crazy or are there some early 2000s / late 90s vibes? ireland, czechia, san marino |
Egarran
05.11.24 | Yeah you're crazy. |
budgie
05.11.24 | okay i listened to them all and italy is sooooooooooooooooooooo far beyond all the other entries my god |
Egarran
05.11.24 | Budgie and weird takes, classic duo. |
budgie
05.11.24 | ERVERYONE ELSE is weird dude. i am CANON. |
denboy
05.11.24 | can someone give a quick rundown of the drama |
Trifolium
05.11.24 | We got disqualified.
Is one part of the drama. |
denboy
05.11.24 | i'm sure u deserved it |
budgie
05.11.24 | my korean soup isnt spicy enough what the hell is this |
budgie
05.11.24 | i was wrong i was very wrong |
Egarran
05.11.24 | Turns out he didn't deserve it. |
denboy
05.11.24 | budgie also deserved it |
budgie
05.11.24 | i thought we was homies : ( |
budgie
05.12.24 | there are so few fucking apartment complexes in la county it is absolutely fucking backwards retarded |
DadKungFu
05.12.24 | Am I finally going to hit 5k comments this weekend only 150 to go I seriously don't know how some of you have like 20k comments and have more than a year younger account than me |
budgie
05.12.24 | its easy every time u have a collection of words in ur brain compartment u put it into a sput thread dont matter where who when or why |
Trifolium
05.13.24 | Yes, what budgie said. |
Pheromone
05.13.24 | i am proud of u ega
ohhhhhhhh it is monday again |
Pheromone
05.13.24 | i think i much prefer earl gray these days |
Trifolium
05.13.24 | Hmmmmmmmm so tasty!!!
Also tasty? Pool time when it's nice and comfy outside! Spring is finally really here!!! |
Pheromone
05.13.24 | is your pool outside all year round ?! |
budgie
05.13.24 | the pool is migratory |
Trifolium
05.13.24 | No 🥶
They can lift up the entire ground floor walls, made from glass like a greenhouse, and remove the roof. So it's open all the way when it's warm, super nice. |
budgie
05.13.24 | the greenhouse is migratory |
Pheromone
05.13.24 | woah that sounds perfect
i wish i could swim betterer |
Pheromone
05.13.24 | i have begun beyond sleep trif (quite late) |
Storm In A Teacup
05.13.24 | Vibes are migratory |
budgie
05.13.24 | BEYOND SLEEP
beyond dreams |
Storm In A Teacup
05.13.24 | falling from the sky, day 7 |
budgie
05.13.24 | i just lookeded at a picture of some pain aux lardons and now im
moist |
denboy
05.13.24 | "i just lookeded at a picture of some pain and now im
moist"
would have been more in character |
Egarran
05.13.24 | Yay Phero! I was so worried about you after all the Eurovision debacles. |
Egarran
05.13.24 | A yes, Behind The Wall Of Sleep.
"A vision of green edifices of light, oceans of space, strange music, and shadowy mountains and valleys. But most of all did he dwell upon some mysterious blazing entity that shook and laughed and mocked at him. This vast, vague personality seemed to have done him a terrible wrong and to kill it in triumphant revenge was his paramount desire. In order to reach it... he would soar through abysses of emptiness 'burning' every obstacle that stood in his way." - Lovecraft |
denboy
05.13.24 | saturday night, as i was going to bed, i was sitting there going "huh, my right foot feels oddly numb. So i go touch underneath my foot and my hand comes back with a pebble sized chunk of meat (and blood obv)
turns out i accidentally kicked a metal flap on my washing machine, and yeah it hurt a little bit but not enough for me to think deeper about it
but it just ripped off a chunk from underneath my pinky toe
just sat there for 10 minutes in disbelief
wrapped my foot in a towel and went to bed
still zero pain unless i directly touch it
hope i get to keep my foot |
Trifolium
05.13.24 | den that's a super eeeeeeeeek horror story!!!!!!!
All the best to your foot from me!
Best,
Trif |
denboy
05.13.24 | Thanks!
I met up with my parents yesterday for lunch and mum said "your mood seems really in the dumps" and I had to explain what happened
it's such a dumb way to get injured, and that washing machine is already very much in the "does not spark joy" category, which just made it worse lol
but also i biked 20+ km in the sun yesterday so my mood was saved |
Egarran
05.13.24 | Would you say your washing machine has a vast, vague personality?
Just noticing that Lovecraft quote could be about you. |
denboy
05.13.24 | ..... that is extremely fitting yes |
Egarran
05.13.24 | As above, so below. |
Pheromone
05.13.24 | would you rather be a washing machine or a tumble-dryer
|
denboy
05.13.24 | i like to get wet |
denboy
05.13.24 | that triggered a flashback to one of my first concert experiences ever watching andrew wk play roskilde festival same year he released I Get Wet |
robertsona
05.13.24 | back at school. 29 school days left. whew |
Pheromone
05.13.24 | den in my head canon your band is andrew wk - core |
fogza
05.13.24 | I would want to be a tumble dryer as everything that comes out of the tumble dryer is snug and huggable |
ArsMoriendi
05.13.24 | Windy day doo doo doo |
denboy
05.13.24 | Phero, i wish that was true
But i no longer party hard :( |
budgie
05.13.24 | hello ars |
robertsona
05.14.24 | I feel like genuinely one of the best “musical discoveries” of this past year is the step/cheer team at basketball games in my high school’s tiny gym
The like start stop structures and polyrhythms and mix of chanting and stomping/clapping is crazy and now influential to me kinda. because the gym teacher went on leave and the second in command lady who coaches step/cheer had to take on a completely unwieldy role the team is literally self coached lol and it’s mostly seniors and I teach all the seniors so basically shit is a movie. Cool of them to show so much initiative in that regard. School is life |
Pheromone
05.14.24 | you are very snug and huggable fogzy
but den are we not currently partying hard here at dads house |
Pheromone
05.14.24 | I woke up at 430 and could not get back to sleep oh my it’s been a while |
budgie
05.14.24 | that sounds unhealthy u r unhealthfully |
Storm In A Teacup
05.14.24 | Ayy don’t put that on Phero |
Trifolium
05.14.24 | That is very early (very good Bill Evans track!). Maybe you were just done sleeping. |
Pheromone
05.14.24 | thanks storm yeah budgie take that
i think so trif, it is raining here how is it there? |
budgie
05.14.24 | *runs away crying |
Trifolium
05.14.24 | There is not even one little cloud in sight. Going to be a very hot day yuck.
*runs away laughing |
garas
05.14.24 | This morning was super pleasant for a walk to work, the weather is perfect. Now: 0==|[coffee=time==> |
Pangea
05.14.24 | it is morning it is coffee time it is a good time |
Trifolium
05.14.24 | Yes agrreeeeeedddddddd!!! My coffee is in that perfect zone we've discussed before: juuuuuuuussst on the edge of too strong.
Enjoy your coffees you lovely Sput-friends. |
Pangea
05.14.24 | i am drinking uni machine coffee :( but atleast it is my cool thermo mug! |
denboy
05.14.24 | the office is abuzz because we're getting a new coffee machine tomorrow |
Pangea
05.14.24 | woo that is super hype! i hope it's a decent one |
denboy
05.14.24 | It better be! It's been a year since they promised new ones |
garas
05.14.24 | > we're getting a new coffee machine tomorrow
[adult excitement intensifies] |
Egarran
05.14.24 | Good coffee improves workplace efficiency dramatically. |
Egarran
05.14.24 | Need recs for a new mattress. I've been using a futon for four years but it's not good anymore. |
garas
05.14.24 | Thick sponge/foam. The harder the better. It was a bit odd at first, but on the long term it feels really good for my back. |
Demon of the Fall
05.14.24 | I'm jelly about the coffee machine situation, but also kinda relieved because if we had one at my work I'd drink waaaaaaay too much
being subjected to inferior coffee is a good way of cutting down my consumption it seems |
budgie
05.14.24 | youve been sleeping on a futon for YEARS?? |
Pangea
05.14.24 | Weird stuff going on today, Arsenal fans will be cheering for spurs |
robertsona
05.14.24 | giving my best AP Lit students pizza today. and really fucking good NY pizza too theyre gonna be thrilled
gayatri spivak coming to visit early June
wrapping up the year
let's get it |
Egarran
05.14.24 | Thanks Garas. Memoryfoam sounds like the way. The harder the better indeed.
>youve been sleeping on a futon for YEARS??
Uh what seems to be the problem here? |
budgie
05.14.24 | ive had flaming hot korean soup for like 5 days in a row now ask me anything |
Pangea
05.14.24 | is it good? |
budgie
05.14.24 | is what good |
Storm In A Teacup
05.14.24 | *runs away |
denboy
05.14.24 | i like bed |
Egarran
05.14.24 | > ask me anything
Why are you flabbergasted at four years on a futon? And don't give me your usual diversions, this is serious. Answer me. I am not making fun this time. And don't even consider some 'joke' or 'irony' to cover up for your actions. You may think everything can be laughed away - but you are wrong, you are very, very wrong. |
denboy
05.14.24 | he thought you were 3 years old |
budgie
05.14.24 | i dont talk to people who sleep on futons |
Egarran
05.14.24 | Denboy, please ask budgie why he doesn't talk to people who sleep on futons. |
Storm In A Teacup
05.15.24 | 🤣🤣🤣 |
Storm In A Teacup
05.15.24 | I talk to futon sleepers 🙂 |
Storm In A Teacup
05.15.24 | Budgie why dont you |
budgie
05.15.24 | i dont talk to people who talk to people who sleep on futons |
Trifolium
05.15.24 | I slept on a futon for years. Loved it.
Hi budgie hi Eggy hi everyone else!!! |
budgie
05.15.24 | 😤 |
gabba
05.15.24 | Hey budgie, look what I found for ya!
https://youtu.be/z-Fy5ORr7GE |
budgie
05.15.24 | fk u fk u |
Pangea
05.15.24 | Budgie i promise i don't talk to peple who sleep on futons. But could you explain your view on why, people like us, shouldn't talk to people who sleep on futons? So i know exactly why we are avoiding them |
Trifolium
05.15.24 | (Good one Pan 🤭 Let's see what he says 🫣) |
denboy
05.15.24 | i dont talk to people who talk to people |
Egarran
05.15.24 | Try to write your thoughts down then. |
denboy
05.15.24 | New coffee machines at the office are v v fancy
they still put in the same shit coffee beans but at least now i can choose between 10+ different ways of preparing those shit coffee beans |
Egarran
05.15.24 | So no soup mode?
First official day of summer in Denmark, biked to the library to get trif's bf's rec (and a movie called Emily about the Brontë sisters) then to Jysk at the other end of town, using all my money on memoryfoam, now I'm all sweaty and eating sun lolly with raspberry taste.
We have a frog and a salamander in the pond. |
DadKungFu
05.15.24 | frogs and salamanders are such bro animals get that wind in the willows life
den would you and your coworkers be able pool some cash together for better quality coffee? |
denboy
05.15.24 | some colleagues have done that, doing the whole grinder/moccamaster, bring fancy beans thing |
Pangea
05.15.24 | frogs and salamanders in the pond are so nice. we usually have them in my parents pond as well
i had to send around way to many emails this afternoon |
Demon of the Fall
05.15.24 | "Why are you flabbergasted at four years on a futon?"
I was flabbergasted to the extent my curiosity was piqued and thus I was about to dig deeper, but found the idea so perplexing that I was rendered unable to ask for further details |
robertsona
05.15.24 | getting so close to the end of the school year
27 (?) school days left
dunno how many there were/have been total but it's a lot |
Egarran
05.15.24 | Well Demon at least you achieved a slight sense of wonder. |
gabba
05.15.24 | I envy all of you experiencing the state of futon-flabbergastedness |
Demon of the Fall
05.15.24 | lol, RYM blocked my IP address
no idea why, so presumably this is some sort of glitch idk |
DadKungFu
05.15.24 | Conflict of interest you're too high profile on their main competitor |
Demon of the Fall
05.15.24 | Haha. Well, other Sputters get off scott free!
I dunno if this was a coincidence but maybe it’s because I was looking at ‘nazi content’ too much recently (Peste Noire) and my workplace firewall flagged it up. Oops |
budgie
05.15.24 | i dont talk to people who talk to people who dont talk to people who sleep on futons |
DadKungFu
05.15.24 | I talk to futons |
AsleepInTheBack
05.15.24 | I am futons |
Egarran
05.15.24 | I want to sleep on you. |
AsleepInTheBack
05.15.24 | In the back? |
Trifolium
05.15.24 | 😏💕 |
budgie
05.15.24 | THE SKIES SHALL RAIN FIRE
AND THE SEAS WILL BECOME AS BLOOD |
DadKungFu
05.15.24 | Lemme talk about how much I love Waffle House all you euro bros if you're ever in the states find some off-the-highway waffle house in some southern flyover state and you'll be experiencing prime Americana heaven all maple syrup and fried breakfast meats if I didn't live in New England I'd be fully committing to slowly getting obese on Scattered and Smothered hash browns and dank-ass coffee at various Waffle Houses |
budgie
05.15.24 | is it better than dennys or ihop cause i been to dennys a bunch and its shit but a nice place to gather in the small hours |
Ryus
05.15.24 | wow two waffle house mentions in a row
i went to college in the south and i have many fond 3am waffle house memories. magical place
|
DadKungFu
05.15.24 | dennys and ihop are both soulless ass, Waffle House is soulful ass |
budgie
05.15.24 | i met u
the year i stopped fearing my bo-dy
the sky split open a bove-me
|
budgie
05.15.24 | it was a pleasure 2 meet your
pain
in my shadow youre a model of reason
dont coddle dont tease me
dont wake a swarm of bees beneath me
|
budgie
05.15.24 | do
do
do
you want
ten der
ness |
budgie
05.16.24 | i sampled a bunch of perfumes today and decided that lavender & vetiver is the best combo everrrrrr |
Pheromone
05.16.24 | budgie ur a creative |
Pheromone
05.16.24 | morning all
decaf coffee [2] |
Trifolium
05.16.24 | Der Waffle Haus was a German/Austrian themed waffle house in the series Dead Like Me that functioned as their head quarters. That series was ultra AWESOME. So I knew about their existence though there.
Morning hello! Smokey tea for me!! |
gabba
05.16.24 | A year ago I switched from nice espresso/latte to instant coffee because I tolerated brewed coffee badly in larger quantities, but this move made my tastebuds suffer ever since. Now I can at least drink 5-6 a day and still sleep like a child, which is great, but I’m seriously considering switching to tea. |
denboy
05.16.24 | You should consider going the fancy decaf beans -> latte route |
gabba
05.16.24 | But I'm addicted to caffeine, and I guess any methylxanthine would do, but couldn't really survive on decaf. |
denboy
05.16.24 | "because I tolerated brewed coffee badly in larger quantities"
I thought this just meant you didn't tolerate the amount of caffeine, so you could switch halfway from normal to decaf |
gabba
05.16.24 | no, some types of coffee make my head feel to explode, whereas instant coffee doesn't, don't know why
so I either need to experiment with a variety of coffee (both bean- and preparation-wise), or switch to tea, which is more gentle in terms of effects |
denboy
05.16.24 | I never quite managed to get addicted to tea quite the same way I'm addicted to coffee |
denboy
05.16.24 | But green tea is probably your best bet, caffeine + l-theanine is a great mix |
budgie
05.16.24 | "no, some types of coffee make my head feel to explode, whereas instant coffee doesn't, don't know why"
there are other bioactive compounds in coffee seed aside from just caffeine, that are maybe destroyed in the process to create instant coffee, could explain why. or maybe youre allergic to the cockroach poo in normal coffee who knows
high quality green tea is really nice, also rhodiola! |
Trifolium
05.16.24 | Oh yeah love green tea hmmmm!!!!
Tea in general is crazy good. |
gabba
05.16.24 | I’ll check both green tea and rhodiola, and see if my sensors indicate cockroach poo. Great tips! |
Trifolium
05.16.24 | I'm in a cute house near a nature reserve with family. It's ultra quiet here in the night. Yet every once in a while a cow is belting like there's no tomorrow, so loud there's an echo and everything. |
budgie
05.16.24 | two hearts new start every card is wiii HIIIiiii iii iiiiild
there in your arms
with the radio up and the windooows down |
Storm In A Teacup
05.17.24 | I like i like i like
Everything about youuuu |
budgie
05.17.24 | should i get ice cream |
budgie
05.17.24 | man i really need to start stretching my hammies |
Trifolium
05.17.24 | Answer: no, ice cream is not nice. |
Egarran
05.17.24 | Wait what now? |
fogza
05.17.24 | Even trif can't be perfect |
fogza
05.17.24 | Although pretty damn close |
Demon of the Fall
05.17.24 | new conservatory or 'connie' as we call it should be completed today. New boiler in. So we can rearrange the messy living room / kitchen now. Phew, disruption over and it all seemingly went well.
no work after today until the 28th. Time for a break / to celebrate with the wife
life is good (I think... ). I'll think of something else to worry about in due course no doubt |
Demon of the Fall
05.17.24 | Trif ice cream slander is indeed a shocking development |
gabba
05.17.24 | I’m with Trif, ice cream’s dull. |
Demon of the Fall
05.17.24 | but there are so many different flavours :-( |
Egarran
05.17.24 | Absurd.
Anyway! EU elections coming up, what should I vote as I eat my delicious chocolate ice cream with chocolate chunks? |
fogza
05.17.24 | "delicious chocolate ice cream with chocolate chunks"
sounds good, i'm going to go vote at the South African embassy tomorrow. everyone is so civic today |
Trifolium
05.17.24 | You all already knew this, we've been over this before. But sometimes I should repeat this so I can find new allies, as just happened now with gabba 🔥 high five 🔥
Yippppeeee Demon!!! Glad for your connie stuff!
Enjoy the ice cream cutie petooties I still love you all dearly. |
Egarran
05.17.24 | It's absurdity on par with budgie fearing futons.
Also I'm all alone today which means garlic for dinner! |
fogza
05.17.24 | Just... garlic? |
Egarran
05.17.24 | Roast mushrooms with turmeric and garlic
Add a can of coconut oil, chopped spinach, shrimps and garlic
Serve with fusilli, parmesan cheese and garlic |
fogza
05.17.24 | Sounds a bit short on garlic |
DadKungFu
05.17.24 | All of that sounds great but a whole can of coconut oil? |
Trifolium
05.17.24 | Do you have enough for two Eggy? Asking for a friend (of yours: me). |
denboy
05.17.24 | i think he meant coconut milk |
denboy
05.17.24 | unless he's literally insane |
fogza
05.17.24 | Eg bathes in coconut oil |
Egarran
05.17.24 | I did indeed mean coconut milk, thanks Den, that is an important detail I am completely sane. |
budgie
05.17.24 | i thought you were banned from this thread |
Egarran
05.17.24 | Oh noes you used my own words against me ): |
budgie
05.17.24 | wjhy does egarrans hates me so much |
gabba
05.17.24 | spelling? |
budgie
05.17.24 | *ryuns away crying |
Egarran
05.17.24 | It's Gollum speak. |
budgie
05.17.24 | why do i have linkin park stuck in my head i havent heard linkin park since like 2002 |
gabba
05.17.24 | Never heard a linkin park song in my entire life and I’m taking this to the grave. |
Trifolium
05.18.24 | Which one is it budgie?
Breakfast yes yes 🥰💫💫💫💫 |
Koris
05.18.24 | Been a while since I've commented in one of the convo threads. Hope everyone's doing well :] |
Pheromone
05.18.24 | morning gang hello koris
|
Egarran
05.18.24 | Sup you rays of sunshine.
Going drinking with me old boarding school mates today. |
Pheromone
05.18.24 | you went to boarding school ? !
did i know this, and if i did, how did i forget? |
Storm In A Teacup
05.18.24 | Oh phero |
Egarran
05.18.24 | Yeah Phero it was the Danish hippie kind, as they say:
"We translate the word “efterskole” as boarding school BUT there is actually no English word that fully covers it! It is a very big part of the Danish cultural heritage." |
budgie
05.18.24 | alcohol is bad dont drink alciohol egarrannnnnnnnnn its bad fo u |
Storm In A Teacup
05.18.24 | Danish pastries.... |
Trifolium
05.19.24 | Time for br, then co.
Hm!!!!! |
Egarran
05.19.24 | Ahh only a slight hangover, twas a lovely night. We are five very different dudes but somehow it works. |
Trifolium
05.19.24 | That's the best. Can work wonderfully indeed! |
gabba
05.19.24 | And sometimes it can be disastrous meeting old friends to realize you can’t be more different. Whenever the chemisrty is restored after a long time, it’s very special. |
budgie
05.19.24 | dude ive had such close friendships fizzle out and im still wondering how is it possible years after the fact |
Egarran
05.19.24 | We could tell you but it would be awkward. |
budgie
05.19.24 | thats fd up |
Egarran
05.19.24 | Life often is. |
denboy
05.20.24 | Recently i mentioned someone told me i looked like ewan mcgregor
To counterbalance your perception of me
This weekend my gf’s mom told me i look like Frank Hvam
Only eggeran knows who that is but google has pictures
|
gabba
05.20.24 | Hvam look a bit like Dominique Pinon. Do you? |
Trifolium
05.20.24 | Wow that Frank Hvam dude sure looks like Ewan McGregor!!! |
denboy
05.20.24 | Ok ok i have just been informed she meant frank jensen, which… actually makes sense |
Ectier
05.20.24 | Hi everyone |
Egarran
05.20.24 | Yo Ectier how it do? Enjoying summer?
Frank Hvam was in Game of Thrones! That's inspirational. Frank Jensen, well, that's a pretty sick burn.
|
Ectier
05.20.24 | Winter/autumb atm for me
Ive been better, having a hard time tonight |
Egarran
05.20.24 | Oh right, the planet is round, I remember.
Praying for you and the rise of happy Ectier. |
denboy
05.20.24 | my pants are too tight
it hurts to bike |
denboy
05.20.24 | A short poem i wrote reflecting a recent experience |
fogza
05.20.24 | Always good to write what you know, more real and authentic |
robertsona
05.20.24 | A student I wrote a college rec letter for dropped out :/ |
budgie
05.20.24 | i want a meatball sandd wich |
Ectier
05.20.24 | Thanks eggy |
Trifolium
05.21.24 | It's sunny and cool, perfect perfect!!!!
Also my phone has 69% battery... 🤭 |
fogza
05.21.24 | Sorry to hear that Sona.
Why are you blushing about your phone battery level trif? |
Pangea
05.21.24 | Doing practicals with students! Supervising them while they're collecting isopods in the park |
Pangea
05.21.24 | That's a same sona
Nice trif, both the weather and the other thing |
Trifolium
05.21.24 | Oooh are they doing a good job so far? Many pods collected?
foggy 🤭 |
Egarran
05.21.24 | ♪ Lazing in the foggy dew
Sitting on a unicorn ♫ |
denboy
05.21.24 | i am 31% coffee |
denboy
05.21.24 | ice lattes are dangerous |
Trifolium
05.21.24 | Ooooops.
What's the other 69% (🤭)? |
denboy
05.21.24 | milk foam |