intothepit83
03.06.10 | Her mother absolutely hates me for it right now. I told her about it and she looked at me like I was crazy, saying that these songs aren't appropriate for her. I would agree, except for the fact that she has no clue what they are saying or growling about. What about all of you? What do you think? |
porch
03.06.10 | I'm just surprised that you have a 6 year old daughter |
eternium
03.06.10 | ..you have a kid? |
cvlts
03.06.10 | i think you're the second parent i know of on sputnik.
thats awesome dude. jus make sure they dont grow up to be like serial killers or something, iono. |
BigTuna
03.06.10 | You really have a child? Lucky son of a bitch. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | yes, i have a kid. yes, i have a juvenile sense of humor. and yes, eternium, i'm waiting for the unoriginal insult you're gonna swing at me |
PirateSquid
03.06.10 | YOU GOD DAMN FUCKER THANKS FOR HELPING OVERPOPULATE THE EARTH
But yeah seriously your daughter seems awesome |
sniper
03.06.10 | I think its cool, the lyrics are unintelligible anyway. |
porch
03.06.10 | I wasn't saying that in an insulting way, it's cool |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | piratesquid- lol ya, my seed is pollution. let's just hope she has more of her mother's qualities. but ya, she is amazing. smart as a tack, and she's gonna be gorgeous when she gets older |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | porch- that wasn't meant for you. that was meant for the unoriginal eternium |
JWT155
03.06.10 | I think it's awesome, hopefully you can skip the whole Hannah Montana Jonas Brothers stage with her... |
PirateSquid
03.06.10 | Now all the Sputnik Metalheads are gonna be looking after your daughter to fuck her.
You've just sealed her fate, you fool. |
eternium
03.06.10 | Most of Sputnik can't even get laid, this mother fucker has a family!
So what does your wife listen to? |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | JWT- nah, she's already going thru that right now. every kid her age does. she's in love with that blibber or bibber kid or whatever |
Eclectic
03.06.10 | My 2 and-a-half year old nephew will head-bang to Opeth, he loves it. |
sniper
03.06.10 | Can this onion ring get more fans than Justin Beiber? |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | eternium- she's into mainly just pop. here's her ipod top ten
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=429480&listid=36537 |
PirateSquid
03.06.10 | You've failed to address the fact that teenagers with crappy guitars and budding Kool-Aid moustaches listening to Opeth on Sputnik now want to fuck your daughter >: ( |
eternium
03.06.10 | Well, at least there's Underoath, even if it's their poppy album.
You should leave her. Or turn your daughter into a little demonic metal fan. |
porch
03.06.10 | She's six...
ffs |
Brokenjewel
03.06.10 | I think it's great that kids these days are getting exposed to more underground music. The lyrical content, in some cases obviously, should be a consideration, but the idea that only some music is appropriate for children is reductive and old-fashioned. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | piratesquid- well thank god she's only 6 and no one knows me on here personally.
eternium- nah, i would never leave her. despite her lack of good taste in music, she's the best person for me. |
Dylan620
03.06.10 | Your wife will be absolutely terrified. |
eternium
03.06.10 | Surprised you haven't told PirateSquid to shut up yet. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | eternium- i haven't, due to the fact that i don't the he saw that she was six, so i'm forgiving him by giving him the benefit of the doubt |
porch
03.06.10 | If i have a kid he/she'll be forced to listen to Fugazi until it clicks |
PirateSquid
03.06.10 | The fact that she's six only makes her more vulnerable to being seduced from fat teenage music elitists with a Katatonia playlist on their iTouches in her latter years.
Or now, it's a well known fact that Metalheads are innately pedophilic. |
Mags172
03.06.10 | If I had a kid, I would also get them into underground metal.
Also check this out, it's pretty good for a toddler into DM. Also click on the "joe loves cryptopsy" in the sidebar if you want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdfpJgzcpY&feature=related |
BallsToTheWall
03.06.10 | If I have any kids and he or she turn out to be unnattractive.... BOOM!!!!!! sTRAIGHT TO CHILD SERVICES. |
bloc
03.06.10 | I pray the same for my child when the time comes. Maybe not Cryptopsy, but still something good. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | piratesquid- okay, now you are pushing it. for one, if there is a teenage music elitist on here that wants my pre-pubescent daughter, than he and i are gonna have a serious fucking problem two, don't make a generalization about metalheads. that's the dumbest one i've ever seen anyways |
eternium
03.06.10 | Pirate needs to get the cock out of his mouth.
Anyway, props for Godflesh. |
atrink
03.06.10 | Lol that's hilarious. But i'm pretty sure what ever music you listen continuously your kid is gunna like. Jus sayin |
cvlts
03.06.10 | iono, my parents only listened to micheal w smith and newsboys and i cant say i like them that much now... |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | Atrink- I dunno about that. She tells me if she likes or dislikes everything. she hated atreyu one day(which i kinda do now lol), she hated all of my straight up hardcore shit(she said it was boring), but she told me she loved brand new and fugazi. she has a lil tape player i bought her for her 1st christmas that i used to play songs for her to fall asleep to, but now she makes her own tapes and she has "Waiting Room" from fugazi on there. nuff said |
tombits
03.06.10 | I can't wait until I have a kid. I'm going to give it a guitar at the age of 6 months and expose it to as many different brands of music as I can. They're going to be a fucking musical genius. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | MRyrtmrnfoudly- thanks for insulting my intelligence in what has been a mostly good thread. wanna bring up that i'm a high school dropout too? or how about that i don't know my parents? or better yet, let's talk about how you haven't any sort of life worth living? |
BallsToTheWall
03.06.10 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfT4ei2c43k |
erasedcitizen
03.06.10 | A high school dropout with a kid and a wife who hates him what a surprise |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | motocross- do you take every comment seriously on the internet? cmon man |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | erased- is that the best you got? |
cvlts
03.06.10 | *facepalm*
sorry intothepit83, this is what happens when family business is brought up to adolescents. |
BallsToTheWall
03.06.10 | This is sputnikmusic, I thought you would have accepted the high level of faggotry by now Pit. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | thislife and balls(best way to address u)- oh, i know. i'm actually chuckling to myself right now |
porch
03.06.10 | sup everyone |
PirateSquid
03.06.10 | "Pirate needs to get the cock out of his mouth."
Probably as soon as you get the douche out of your entire body.
And pit lol, don't take any comment on here seriously, brah, people on here are going to say stuff to piss you off. Unlike me, of course |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | pirate- it's disturbing that you think a good idea for a joke is pedophilia with a guy's 6 year old daughter |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | MR- nah, it was joke. don't worry. my writing does suck, i'll be the first to admit it. although, who cares to be william shakespeare when they are making a list? |
porch
03.06.10 | Well I do |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | porch- but ur well-liked on here. i'm pretty much despised |
porch
03.06.10 | I wouldn't say i'm well liked, but it's probably more fun to be despised
|
intothepit83
03.06.10 | porch- it is, actually. when you're 27 with the humor of a 14 year old with an infatuation with fart jokes, everyone pretty much hates you |
Anthracks
03.06.10 | awwwwwwwwww so cute |
PirateSquid
03.06.10 | Pedophilia is awesome, man |
Idnuf
03.06.10 | @ PirateSquid
I love you, butt secks?
People need to learn how to understand jokes, it's like all the people on YouTube who go off for 10 minutes because a troll hurt their feelings (awww). |
Captain North
03.06.10 | Gonna have to stamp that dislike of hardcore out of her. |
natey
03.06.10 | my daughter's gonna be all into skramz |
ZeroTolerance
03.06.10 | She's legal in 12 |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | ^with that comment, i wish you were telling the truth and not begging for attention |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | ^lemme correct my last post, i typed it out all wrong
zerotolerance- with a comment like that, i wish you were telling the truth on your last list(that was deleted) rather than begging and starving for attention |
PirateSquid
03.06.10 | Hahaha, he can't wait for his lil' girl to grow up and be legal? |
DeleriumTrigger
03.06.10 | Nice I needed more metal recs. I've got your username written down. Now there is no escaping me. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | delerium- how fucking dare you! those are MY metal albums, not yours! you cannot have them |
DeleriumTrigger
03.06.10 | Come on bro!!! I'll give you my signed Slipknot vinyl yeah :) |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | lol
i'd rather hang myself by my abnormally large penis than take that slipknot signed vinyl |
DeleriumTrigger
03.06.10 | Well guess what? I dgaf I'm taking your fucking list home with me and I'll bring it back tomorrow. |
qwe3
03.06.10 | haha, awesome |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | take it then, but if you do..... you take my heart with you as well |
DeleriumTrigger
03.06.10 | ... I've been hurt by someone before.. Please.. I'm not ready for this yet..
Also- The Red Chord - Fed Through the Teeth Machine :) |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | I give you this huge list of death metal recs and you give me one that i've owned and heard already? how dare you! that's it, it's over. |
DeleriumTrigger
03.06.10 | Dammit I knew I shouldn't have tried to impress a metal vet. Oh well I'm stealing from all your lists right now. |
intothepit83
03.06.10 | lol, that's fine. i believe i have a good mixture of hardcore, metalcore, death metal and the whatnot on my lists, so go right ahead |
Crimson Death
03.06.10 | Awesome, I hope to get my future children into death metal. |
