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User
Reviews 34
Approval 88%
Soundoffs 174
News Articles 2
Band Edits + Tags 26
Album Edits 30
Album Ratings 580
Objectivity 68%
Last Active 07-31-11 5:06 pm
Joined 09-23-09
Review Comments 7,695
| Eno's Favorite Staff Members
you know whats uproh and its musical cuz it's gonna have albums we both like a bunch or have fived | | 1 |  | Muse
Absolution
daveyboy- hes tha homie | | 2 | | Mars Volta
Deloused In The Comatorium
isitluck- easily the nicest/coolest staff member, great taste, nice write ups | | 3 |  | At The Drive-In
Relationship of Command
illuvatar- comments/reviews are why I joined the site, i write him love letter on the daily | | 4 |  | The National
Boxer
mynameischan- funniest staff member, great writer, won't respond to my loving comments and hates
things, probably including me. | | 5 |  | Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
electric city- actually meant to put him before chan, but whatevs. interact with him the most, but he
makes interesting reviews and comments and stuff and I'm not sure whether he likes me, doesn't or is
indifferent(probs the latter) | | 6 |  | Bon Iver
For Emma, Forever Ago
joshuatree- really awesome reviewer, has probably the best taste, and a pretty cool guy. | | 7 |  | Animal Collective
Feels
kiran- super nice, has a diverse taste, and genuinely nice to have around on sputnik. | | 8 |  | Slint
Spiderland
planewreck- best reviewer. lovely prose, beautiful descriptions. he doesn't respond warmly to my requests
of schmoozing, but that is neither here nor there. | | 9 | | Animal Collective
Merriweather Post-Pavillion
redsky- obviously an incredibly talented reviewer, my opinion of him is always changing. sometimes he
comes off as a little condescending, other times he's just mad funny and nice. | | 10 |  | Girl Talk
Night Ripper
klapper- yo he's mad chill | | 11 |  | Converge
Jane Doe
Streetlightrock- 2nd best staff reviewer, seems pretty cool, and has an awesome, awesome taste. | | 12 |  | Off Minor
The Heat Death of The Universe
pixies- smokes weed all day erry day | | 13 |  | Gospel
The Moon Is A Dead World
greer- told me that if I write more I could make staff, what a dude | | 14 |  | Glenn Branca
The Ascension
tyler fisher- doesn't post much, but nice taste and reviewer. | | 15 |  | Stars of The Lid
And Their Refinement of The Decline
andrew hartwig- nice taste bro | | 16 |  | Say Anything
...Is A Real Boy
matt wolfe- has some really nice reviews and covers kickass indie albums and stuff | | 17 |  | Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation
mike stagno- seems really nice, though I haven't really interacted with him before | | 18 |  | Weezer
Pinkerton
nick butler- meant to place him after silveri oh well. best soundoffs. | | 19 |  | GZA
Liquid Swords
tyler munro- comes off very cold on the forums, but he's cocaine and he's chill and stuff. | | 20 |  | Dark Time Sunshine
Vessel
sobhi- a cold hearted mothafucka if i ever saw one. nah but hes alright and likes hip hop | | 21 |  | Glassjaw
Worship and Tribute
damrod?- forgot about his existence. sorry dood.
oh and I didn't do mods, but willie is the best | |
Enotron
09.29.10 | suck my dick, album art | Enotron
09.29.10 | perhaps, but you seem a tad hateful in general, though it probably adds to the humorous factor | Enotron
09.29.10 | haha I know, i saw your comment on fromtheinside's list | Electric City
09.29.10 | eno i love you idk how you didnt get that | Enotron
09.29.10 | and his last name rhymes with clowner | Electric City
09.29.10 | we just agree on the awfulness of the majority of the users, chan. | bloc
09.29.10 | You're missing the best damn staff member on the whole site | Enotron
09.29.10 | i didn't do mods | bailar14
09.29.10 | i did everyone already
and thats the truth | bloc
09.29.10 | Oh okay, that must be it. | Counterfeit
09.29.10 | i bet that chan guy hates me | BigTuna
09.29.10 | sobhi definitely has some of the best reviews on the site | Counterfeit
09.29.10 | Oh wow. I didn't even see that Chan said he hates me up there.
lmfao
Luv u 2 bro | Enotron
11.19.10 | lewis that emeritus label drowns my soul | Gyromania
11.19.10 | Cool list. Downer would be my #1 | ConsiderPhlebas
11.19.10 | Chan's too bitter these days | Enotron
11.19.10 | i feel like chan's loosened up a bit tbh
idk i feel like there's been a bit less trolling, at least it's not as noticeable | Ire
11.19.10 | all of the staff members hate me
i think | Sowing
11.19.10 | @phlebas: thats what sputnik does to you...
1 month: "HEY GUYS! How are you? I'm so excited to join, this site seems so cool. I love Green Day, Linkin Park, and Blink-182. You guys got any recs for me?"
6 months: "Why did someone neg my review? They didn't even offer an explanation! I don't mind if someone negs, I just want to know what I could be doing better so that I can improve as a writer."
1 year: "I don't even care anymore. Neg away. Fuck it. And fuck you."
2+ years: "This might become a regular thing that I do but for now I want to take it slow and see how it goes. I feel like most of the other staff members rarely read reviews on the site, but I read a lot of them and sometimes I’m shocked at the lack of basic grammar and punctuation skills displayed. As if that wasn’t bad enough, a lot of reviews lack concrete ideas and are generally just poorly worded and expressed. So I’ve picked a review that exemplifies those issues and I’m going to dissect it. On the chopping block is Bulldog’s review of B.o.B.’s The Adventures of Bobby Ray....."
| tombits
11.19.10 | chan why dont you ever answer my calls?
klapper is mad chill | ShadowRemains
11.19.10 | probably less trolling/nonsense cause progmaster's gone...
| Deviant.
11.19.10 | In regards to SS's timeline: completely the opposite for me | ConsiderPhlebas
11.19.10 | That needs to be added to the FAQ asap | joshuatree
11.19.10 | "lewis that emeritus label drowns my soul"
dude will never truly go away (this is a good thing) don't let him fool you | Sowing
11.19.10 | opps i edited it and now its all fucked up...will repost | Sowing
11.19.10 | @phlebas: thats what sputnik does to you...
1 month: "HEY GUYS! How are you? I'm so excited to join, this site seems so cool. I love Green Day, Linkin Park, and Blink-182. You guys got any recs for me?"
6 months: "Why did someone neg my review? They didn't even offer an explanation! I don't mind if someone negs, I just want to know what I could be doing better so that I can improve as a writer."
1 year: "I don't even care anymore. Neg away. Fuck it. And fuck you."
2+ years: "This might become a regular thing that I do but for now I want to take it slow and see how it goes. I feel like most of the other staff members rarely read reviews on the site, but I read a lot of them and sometimes I’m shocked at the lack of basic grammar and punctuation skills displayed. As if that wasn’t bad enough, a lot of reviews lack concrete ideas and are generally just poorly worded and expressed. So I’ve picked a review that exemplifies those issues and I’m going to dissect it. On the chopping block is Bulldog’s review of B.o.B.’s The Adventures of Bobby Ray....."
| Enotron
11.19.10 | i know, but i like his reviews : (
@sowing: wait huh? that's a timeline of chan? | Sowing
11.19.10 | no its a timeline of anyone | Enotron
11.19.10 | oh haha i see yerp that's great |
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