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12.26.17 Elephant's 2017 Top One-Hundo04.01.16 solid Q1
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02.04.14 My Dude's Beat Tape07.08.13 Need Some Jazz Recs
07.08.13 Elephant's 2013.5 List 06.09.13 Raided My Parents Vinyl Collection
05.24.13 2013 Shows05.13.13 Seeing Danny Brown Tonight!!!
04.11.13 Damn 2013, You Fine03.09.13 100 Bands I've Seen Live
03.02.13 Weird Hip-hop02.23.13 My Very New, Very Small Vinyl Collectio
02.20.13 Bonnaroo 201302.18.13 Favorite 2013 Releases
01.25.13 Middle School Jams 02-0501.23.13 High School Jams 05-09
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Top 15 Man Crushes In Music

The top 15 dudes from bands that I would totally have gay sex with.
15mc chris
mc chris is dead


mc chris - Such a high-pitched voice that people within earshot would think
I'm having sex with a woman.
14Animals As Leaders
Animals As Leaders


Tosin Abasi - 8 strings of sex
13Him
Love Metal


Ville Valo - Probably the most gentle lover ever.
12Maps and Atlases
You and Me and The Mountain


Dave Davison - I would let that indie beard do anything to me.
11Queens Of The Stone Age
Songs For The Deaf


Josh Homme - A damn good lookin ginger
10Gogol Bordello
Super Taranta


Eugene Hutz - This would be the sweatiest, stinkiest sex ever.
9Pierce The Veil
Selfish Machines


Vic Fuentes - I imagine sex with Vic would be very similar to sex with Haley
Williams. What a cute little scene fag :)
8System Of A Down
Mezmerize


Serj Tankian - Exotic
7Coheed and Cambria
From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness


Claudio Sanchez - Science fiction dirty talk
6Rx Bandits
...And The Battle Begun


Steve Choi - Cute little asian man
5The Aquabats
Charge!


MC Bat Commander - Gotta luv the sharpie mustache
4Bad Rabbits
Stick Up Kids


Dua Boakye - Sexy black man with a falsetto that will bring you to your knees
3Foxy Shazam
Foxy Shazam


Sky White - As you can see I have a thing for beards and Sky has the most
epic one.
2Prince
Purple Rain


Prince - I'm pretty sure Prince makes it into the top 5 of every man and
woman's "celebrities I want to have sex with the most" list.
1Dragonforce
Ultra Beatdown


Herman Li - Seriously, who wouldn't want to do the greatest musician to
ever walk the Earth?
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