North0House
01.13.11 | The plague of the r's has begun. |
Josh D.
01.13.11 | "It's called akinetopsia" - Gregory House |
North0House
01.13.11 | Lol, fitting quote. |
Satellite
01.13.11 | yeah all doctors are retarded because your retarded friend had a single retarded experience. |
Josh D.
01.13.11 | She had been misdiagnosed. It's aplastic anemia; she's fucked. |
eternium
01.13.11 | Yes, all doctors are retarded because one happens to be a bit careless. |
Josh D.
01.13.11 | Better just pray her better
Oh baby jewsus, make her better! |
ffs
01.13.11 | how could the doctors let this happen |
Josh D.
01.13.11 | This is my song, for real, no doubt.
See the DJ's making me feel thugged out. |
North0House
01.13.11 | All doctors are retarded because they couldn't diagnose my disease and laughed at me when I tried to describe how it felt.
All doctors are retarded because one almost killed my brother with a medication for chicken-pox when he was in the hospital for a liver abscess.
All doctors are retarded because they wanted me to undergo surgery and take black-list drugs in order to recover from what I had.
Yeah, I've had sucky experiences with doctors, still do. I haven't been to one in years, and ironically, I'm healthier than ever. |
Kiran
01.13.11 | its a conspiracy! |
North0House
01.13.11 | They're in with the terrorists. |
DeafMetal
01.13.11 | Just smoke weed and be content with your life for once. |
Grignard
01.13.11 | ^ Eternium cut through that BS |
ffs
01.13.11 | lmao what a baby |
North0House
01.13.11 | I am, in fact, a baby. |
Josh D.
01.13.11 | A baby what? |
North0House
01.13.11 | A baby with a teenager's head. |
eternium
01.13.11 | Maybe they all just hate you. js |
Deviant.
01.13.11 | "And why did you say the doctor is retarded?"
"Because he said I was retarded" |
North0House
01.13.11 | "Maybe they all just hate you. js"
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they do. |
Satellite
01.13.11 | "I haven't been to one in years, and ironically, I'm healthier than ever."
that's not what irony is.
- dr. grammar |
crowing51
01.13.11 | Hey did you know that doctors save lifes???? WHO WOULDA THUNK?!?!?!? |
North0House
01.13.11 | that's not what irony is.
- dr. grammar
Good point... I wasn't sure about that one, but I put it down anyway. |
wyankeif1337
01.13.11 | my english teachers typically spent a good two full classes per semester trying to define irony and i'm still unclear half the time |
North0House
01.13.11 | "Hey did you know that doctors save lifes???? WHO WOULDA THUNK?!?!?!?"
Not like general care doctors. They don't know crap. Surgeons save lives, and so do some of the specialists. But, the generic doctors that are supposed to diagnose you don't know too much. |
North0House
01.13.11 | "my english teachers typically spent a good two full classes per semester trying to define irony and i'm still unclear half the time"
yeah, I still don't quite know what it means. it just sounds good to me. |
Josh D.
01.13.11 | Guys, you know you better watch out.
Cuz girls, some girls are only about
That thing, that thing, that thi-eee-eee-ing. |
Kiran
01.13.11 | yeah the 7 year med school thing - total breeze, don't learn nothin |
ffs
01.13.11 | they know more than you clearly |
Satellite
01.13.11 | irony is when words are used to express something other than their literal meaning. when people use it synonymously with words like "coincidentally" it makes me want to injure defenseless children. |
North0House
01.13.11 | "irony is when words are used to express something other than their literal meaning. when people use it synonymously with words like "coincidentally" it makes me want to injure defenseless children."
Whoops. |
North0House
01.13.11 | Yeah, so I mainly hate doctors cuz they've kinda tried to screw over my life. But, that's just me and my experiences. I'm not saying every doctor out there doesn't know anything, just a lot of the ones I've dealt with. |
eternium
01.13.11 | Because I'm sure your life would be better if you had never seen a doctor at all. |
North0House
01.13.11 | It would, actually. You have no idea. |
Winsomniac
01.13.11 | I think the point Putin is tryin to oh-so-delicately make is that you might be overstating a weeeeeee bit...
Also, FUCK DOCTORS, MAN. |
Satellite
01.13.11 | wait... so you truly believe that doctors have deliberately gone out of their way to fuck up your life? |
North0House
01.13.11 | "wait... so you truly believe that doctors have deliberately gone out of their way to fuck up your life?"
Nah, I mean, what they've done in my life has screwed it up. Not that they've actually tried to screw it up. This instance with my friend doesn't exactly tell me that all doctors can do their job right. |
Wolfhorde
01.13.11 | Get off the gas, dude. |
Satellite
01.13.11 | of course some doctors are better than others. it's a fucking job, and there's obviously going to be varying degrees of competence. the same is true with every other occupation. i just sorta hope you see how dumb a blanket statement like "doctors are retarded" is. |
Winsomniac
01.13.11 | And unhealthy! |
acADHDemy
01.13.11 | Western Medicine* is retarded
*muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better |
Kimm
01.13.11 | Not all doctors are retarded, but I can tell you that my mom
was told she was having a baby boy and got the fucking surprise of her life when my sister and I popped out.
Also my sister had burned her legs so badly (dumbass never wears sunscreen) her skin was blistering and peeling in multiple layers and so she had to see a doctor and after examining her legs and making observations such as "well, your legs are very red" and "it looks painful", he gave her a bottle of cream and said "Okay so, you do in fact have a sunburn. Rub this on the affected area daily. If it makes the problem worse, stop using it."
Which is why I eat an apple a day. |
Satellite
01.13.11 | when i was 5 i had a growth the size of a golf ball on my neck that could've easily been treated without surgery, but nope. now i've got a wicked neck scar. |
Transient
01.13.11 | 'Not like general care doctors. They don't know crap. Surgeons save lives, and so do some of the specialists. But, the generic doctors that are supposed to diagnose you don't know too much.'
you're an idiot
'yeah the 7 year med school thing - total breeze, don't learn nothin'
lol this |
acADHDemy
01.13.11 | dude ur rtarded doctors rule my friends dad is a doctor and he has liek 5 playstations |
Satellite
01.13.11 | haha. a couple of my cousins are in med school at the university of michigan. i'd love to see you tell them it's a breeze. |
DanteCuomo
01.13.11 | Doctors kill more people every year than guns. |
Satellite
01.13.11 | [citation needed] |
Wolfhorde
01.13.11 | That's bollocks. |
couldwinarabbit
01.13.11 | who needs doctors when you have prayer. |
Sanders
01.13.11 | I'm a med student in England, and I cannot wait to be able to afford a bad-ass home cinema, 5 xboxs and an Audi R8...and to help people, of course!
"Not like general care doctors. They don't know crap. Surgeons save lives, and so do some of the specialists. But, the generic doctors that are supposed to diagnose you don't know too much."
Biggest heap of arse-vomit I've ever heard. |
Wolfhorde
01.13.11 | "who needs doctors when you have prayer." Or when you're a Highlander or something alike. |
eternium
01.13.11 | If I was a doctor, I would steal so much Xanax and hydrocodone. |
Wolfhorde
01.13.11 | If I was a doctor, I'd be at least as cynic as Dr. House. |
eternium
01.13.11 | I feel like getting fucked up but all I have is ibuprofen and NyQuil. I hate being broke. |
Sanders
01.13.11 | eternium, cheap way to get shitfaced - buy a honeydew melon, hollow it out, fill it with sugar, put the top back on and leave it in the airing cupboard for a few days...makes for brutal boomshine. |
eternium
01.13.11 | Interesting.. |
qwer7yfreak
01.13.11 | It's a fucking conspiracy, man |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Some medicines are fucking awesome though. I was working on an assessment unit where a guy came in after having overdosed on antifreeze. To get it out of his system they had to give him alcohol, so someone had to go out and track down a shop that sold vodka at 2am on a Sunday morning. Somehow, they found it, so there was a litre of "medicinal" vodka going begging in the med cupboard for a few weeks after. McGuyver cures ftw. |
eternium
01.13.11 | Medical industry =/ pharmaceutical industry
Though they are linked, obviously.
Did you know... that the U.S. and New Zealand are the only two countries in the world that allow drug companies to advertise their products? |
Aids
01.13.11 | doctor's bug me generally, I've met very few that didn't suffer from a crippling God complex |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Really? Are you excluding painkillers when you talk about those adverts? England has a fuckton of adverts for ibuprofen derivatives, but not prescription-only drugs. |
eternium
01.13.11 | Prescription-only obviously.
Swine flu scare was indeed a joke but you're retarded to assume it had anything to do with money since
there's no cure to fucking influenza. It was all about paranoia.
Edit: Well, except for the prevention shots, didn't think of that. |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Yeah, I guess companies have a greater incentive to advertise in the U.S., the NHS bears the brunt of
our pharmaceutical cost.
Swine flu was a bit of a joke in the end, but the main worry was to do with the population it was
affecting...it was having a big affect on kids and young adults, which isn't usually the case. |
eternium
01.13.11 | I don't recall anyone ever dying from it that wasn't a little kid/baby or an old person. |
DanteCuomo
01.13.11 | Lawyers kill more people every year than doctors. |
Aids
01.13.11 | "Lawyers kill more people every year than doctors."
that comment really bugs me, are you talking about lawyers representing criminals? |
Sanders
01.13.11 | eternium, yeah, you're right, it still affected the usual populations more, but I'm sure I remembered reading somewhere that young adults were at greater risk from this one than normal flu. Either way, it was either a big fuss about little, or the jabs worked well! |
eternium
01.13.11 | Meh, somebody has to represent the criminals. Heartless lawyers who seek to sue average people for ten times their annual income on a regular basis are about as bad as you can get. |
dr2den
01.13.11 | they need weed |
Sanders
01.13.11 | But then a lot of elderly people already had conferred immunity from H1N1 from previous strains. Doesn't account for everyone, but still, I'd hate to see what happened if people didn't have the jabs. |
Aids
01.13.11 | "Meh, somebody has to represent the criminals. Heartless lawyers who seek to sue average people for ten times their annual income on a regular basis are about as bad as you can get."
1 2 fucking 3
my dad is a criminal defense lawyer and is the most honest and honourable man I know, nothing bugs me more than someone accusing him of being responsible for crime. last time I checked we lived in a democracy (sort of) and everyone is entitled to defense. criminal defense lawyers do the job that other, snobby lawyers won't. my dad has had offers from the crown council (basically, the prosecution for non-Canadians) and stands to gain a lot of money from abandoning his current practice but he's sticking to his morals and performing a job that most only do on their way towards becoming yes-men for mulit-billion dollar corporations.
/rant |
Aids
01.13.11 | "they need weed"
again, 123. I'm about to take my medication right now actually. be prepared for my posts to increase
in stupidity |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Sounds like your dad's an uber lad, all credit to him. Bet it's tough to represent people like that sometimes... |
Aids
01.13.11 | "Sounds like your dad's an uber lad, all credit to him. Bet it's tough to represent people like that sometimes..."
the thing that people don't understand about my dad's job is that it's very rarely like what you see on TV. it's not like he's trying to get people off free for rape or murder when he knows they're guilty, about 5% of the job is the actual trial, the other 95% is just negotiating a sentence.
I remember twice growing up when my dad stayed in Vancouver (the proverbial "big city" for us) for extended periods of time on super intense murder trials. I asked him later about the cases and if he believed in his clients. He said yes for the first one (which he won), and no for the second one, but he lost (rightly so). |
eternium
01.13.11 | Personally, if I was a lawyer and I was told to represent someone who obviously (so much evidence, no real defense) raped a girl or murdered someone or anything horrible like that, I couldn't have the heart to defend that person in court.
There's a lot of doctors who support legalizing marijuana and using it medically. |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Detriment, whilst the immune systems of healthy old people may have been boosted by previous strains, the jabs helped those infants who hadn't been exposed to flu before, so they at least helped there. |
acADHDemy
01.13.11 | "Meh, somebody has to represent the criminals. Heartless lawyers who seek to sue average people for ten times their annual income on a regular basis are about as bad as you can get."
this is so retarded that it's actually meaningless... |
eternium
01.13.11 | How so?
@acADHDemy |
Aids
01.13.11 | eternium - yah I feel you but like I said it's rarely like that. to be honest, I think our law system is as fucked as all fuck. the vast majority of his cases involve situation in which the police are trying to take advantage of someone on bs drug charges. I've been working at his office a little bit lately and the amount of corruption I've noticed already by the police is far worse than anything I've ever seen a criminal defense lawyer do. (and it's not like I live in Detroit, my city is as bland as Becel, I can only imagine the level of corruption that occurs on bigger police forces like in NY and LA)
when there's no defense, there's no defense, my dad would likely advice them to put forth a plea of 'guilty' and hope they go easy on the sentencing and if the client doesn't take his advice then he/she usually just tries to find another lawyer (although they'd be hard pressed to find a lawyer who advises them to fight it anyway) |
acADHDemy
01.13.11 | well everything being discussed here about lawyers is relative. there is honor in being a public defender, but there's comparatively little honor in doing the same job for a high-paying mob boss.
Furthermore, lawyers don't 'seek to sue' anybody. |
eternium
01.13.11 | What about those commercials I always see on TV?
"DO YOU HAVE (insert problem) BECAUSE YOU (got in a car wreck, took this product, etc.)?? WE WILL SUE THEIR ASS FOR MILLIONS BECAUSE MONEY MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!!" |
acADHDemy
01.13.11 | the people watching the commercial pay for advocacy... it's still the client with the problem who is suing. (admittedly, however, if you're seeing the lawyer in a commercial, they're probably not getting all that great an advocate) |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Detriment - I guess it depends which company provides your jabs... I hadn't heard anything like that over here. Doesn't mean you're wrong though. It's helping us now though, as the left over swine flu jabs are being used to cover the shortfalls in our regular flu jab supplies.
eternium - There's a fucking hilarious advert over here about a woman who slips on a wet floor, and sues because there wasn't a wet floor sign. She looks like a total fucking retard. |
eternium
01.13.11 | The lawyers are obviously seeking out clients who are able to sue for money so that the lawyers can get some of that money themselves.
My brother in law's legs used to be nearly useless because of how fucked up his knees were. He filed for disability and was rejected and he got a lawyer to help him get accepted (apparently this is standard). However, he has since seen doctors and gotten shots in his knees that made them almost completely better. He told the lawyer that he doesn't care about the disability money anymore but the lawyer insists on continuing just because the lawyer will get some of the money as payment. |
Deviant.
01.13.11 | "Did you know... that the U.S. and New Zealand are the only two countries in the world that allow drug companies to advertise their products? "
Why do you think I'm happy most of the time? It's not Bloc's love, but my awareness man |
Aids
01.13.11 | I love those low budget lawyer adverts. They always come on in the middle of the day when all the normals are at their jobs. fags |
Aids
01.13.11 | "He told the lawyer that he doesn't care about the disability money anymore but the lawyer insists on
continuing just because the lawyer will get some of the money as payment." well you see what you've
got there is an asshole. |
eternium
01.13.11 | And I'm saying that these particular lawyers are assholes. |
Aids
01.13.11 | some lawyers are assholes, so are some beekeepers, the ratio of asshole lawyers to asshole beekeepers
is close to 1 because being an asshole has very little to do with your career choice |
Foxhound
01.13.11 | 100 |
Foxhound
01.13.11 | or was i too late... sorry im just reallly bored |
eternium
01.13.11 | I never made a generalization. I simply mentioned what I believe are the worst lawyers. |
acADHDemy
01.13.11 | bigger assholes that prescribe patients gratuitous meds bc of the kickbacks they get from pharmaceutical companies?
dude, there are assholes in every profession. |
Aids
01.13.11 | hahaha sorry eternium my edit makes your last post look stupid, you're right of course, I'm just shootin the shit |
acADHDemy
01.13.11 | or basically what aids said about beekeepers |
eternium
01.13.11 | Yes, there are assholes in every single profession and every single religion and every single country and every single race, etc. |
Aids
01.13.11 | bzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
qwe3
01.13.11 | listmaker is such an idiot |
eternium
01.13.11 | I'd hate to know an asshole beekeeper. Say the wrong thing to him and you could have a bee hive sitting your car. |
Aids
01.13.11 | or worse, in your bonnet |
Photon
01.13.11 | u could get some freebees! |
SCREAM!
01.13.11 | Sucks that it had to happen to your friend but doctors are human like everyone else and thus bound to make a mistake at some point.
Calling a doctor retarded is pretty retarded considering the amount of time and effort it takes to even be one |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | you are retarded. |
SCREAM!
01.13.11 | was that to me or to the list maker fade? |
BallsToTheWall
01.13.11 | Doctors are retarded , money grabbing douches. Haven't been to one in almost 9 years and never plan to go back.. Go holistic bro. |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | "was that to me or to the list maker fade?"
not you obv. |
SCREAM!
01.13.11 | just making sure man lol
"money grabbing douches"
Lol silly americans |
BallsToTheWall
01.13.11 | No just smart enough to know doctors are mostly full of BS as well as realizing medication is practically much worthless compared to natural supplements. |
SCREAM!
01.13.11 | no what i meant is its hard to call them money grabbing anywhere else since most of the developed countries have some sort of healthcare program that makes it so they don't have to pay to see them |
omnipanzer
01.13.11 | "medication is practically much worthless compared to natural supplements."
Huh? That is only partially true and as a standalone statement is unqualified. |
DanteCuomo
01.13.11 | Swine flu kills more each year than lawyers. |
Transient
01.14.11 | 'medication is practically much worthless compared to natural supplements.'
HAHAHAHAHAHahahahhaHAHAHAHAA |
qwe3
01.14.11 | am i missing something. was there a secret convo somewhere where people were like HEY LETS ALL HAVE A COMPETITION TO BE THE MOST RETARDED PERSON EVER IN ONE THREAD |
couldwinarabbit
01.14.11 | that's the thing about doctors...they pick the stupidest people to be them. |
Kiran
01.14.11 | im only slightly shocked but mostly appalled that doctors & medicine are such a mystery to so many people |
eternium
01.14.11 | ITT: Nobody with a medical degree. |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | my apologies to the op, i feel you. my mom was prescribed 2mg of xanax every four hours for post-traumatic stress disorder after a car accident that broke her back (she was a yoga instructor so this really ruined her)... the doctor also said it was non addictive and my mom has never done any substances her whole life. she eventually grew to hate how xanax made her feel, and just flushed all of it... her back healed, but withdrawal caused brain damage that gave her symptoms similar to parkinson's disease. malpractice is some fucked up shit, and i really hope this doctor that screwed over your friend loses his job. |
Kiran
01.14.11 | "ITT: Nobody with a medical degree. "
almost half way there :( |
Awesomesauce
01.14.11 | Here's an idea: Instead of bashing the entire medical profession on a music review website, why don't you do something productive like study medicine? If you're as smart as you are good at talking shit I'm sure you'll ace it. |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | Here's an idea: what you said is completely fucking retarded, try harder to make sense when you're acting uppity and suggesting somebody change something. |
Satellite
01.14.11 | doctors are just the WORST.
teachers, too... and astronauts.
basically anyone who doesn't work a menial job filled with mindless labor is a terrible person. |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | Basically another asshole missing the point. People grieve over malpractice, and it's common to lash out when somebody you know and love is endangered further than necessary because of a paid professional's neglect. |
couldwinarabbit
01.14.11 | if you want to bitch about doctors do it yourself dumbasses. |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | If you don't like what the president's doing become the president yourself. If you don't like war why don't you make it stop? You think your cellphone bill is overpriced, start your own company!
Seriously, you fucking idiots. What you're saying is completely moronic. People can be displeased with malpractice. The childishness of these responses is abhorrent, the kid's clearly upset because his friend is in a much worse condition than she should be in, due to a PAID PROFESSIONAL being lazy. Do you not get this? This isn't a situation to act like a know it all, shit like this happens all the time and it sucks. |
Kiran
01.14.11 | lol cmon, you dont need to be able to do whatever you want to voice an opinion about (sports commentary?!) but rationality and knowledge is important |
Satellite
01.14.11 | srs business itt |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | Man Satellite, you're like a really super witty guy like omg you're really owning everyone.
This is a thread about malpractice, not a pissing contest. |
Satellite
01.14.11 | go to web md then fucktard. this is a music website. don't expect anyone to take this shit seriously. |
wyankeif1337
01.14.11 | methinks dong is an idiot |
Satellite
01.14.11 | he is, but it's the doctors' fault. be more sensitive you asshole. |
qwe3
01.14.11 | listmaker is bashing all doctors ever because he's had bad experiences. basically he's a retard. |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | its incredible that people could take me seriously on this account
lmao |
SloppyMilkshake
01.14.11 | I'm a doctor, and I'm on my way to kick this guy's ass.
HERE'S A FIST! TAKE TWO AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | now that is quality posting |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | Doctors are intent on ruining the world. They are interfering with god's plans, and that makes him cause earthquakes and tsunamis.
Don't let doctors "treat" you! |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | Nurse, would you please prep the patient for the sexual doctor? |
AnotherBrick
01.14.11 | ya man what the fuck were we thinking. we need to get rid of every doctor in the world and we will be much better off. |
wyankeif1337
01.14.11 | modern medicine is created by the devil |
dong chavez
01.14.11 | wyankeif when are we gonna go on a burn run and listen to enormous brain? |
DanteCuomo
01.14.11 | Medication is made by the man to keep you addicted and coming back for more. This happened when Philip Morris bought the government a few years back and applied its own business model to the American public. Then I got brought back to the mothership. |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | "Medication is made by the man to keep you addicted and coming back for more."
Totally true. That's why so many people couldn't stop taking the Polio vaccine. Can't believe they made that cure.
Wait... |
DanteCuomo
01.14.11 | Polio is a sport, dumbass |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | Oh yeah.
Well never mind. |
wyankeif1337
01.14.11 | new world order |
Sanders
01.14.11 | "am i missing something. was there a secret convo somewhere where people were like HEY LETS ALL HAVE A COMPETITION TO BE THE MOST RETARDED PERSON EVER IN ONE THREAD"
"Here's an idea: Instead of bashing the entire medical profession on a music review website, why don't you do something productive like study medicine? If you're as smart as you are good at talking shit I'm sure you'll ace it."
Not sure which one wins thread most... |
Aids
01.14.11 | I prefer the second one because all caps kind of bug me. THIS IS ME, I AM YELLING |
Sanders
01.14.11 | It amuses me to imagine a spastic yelling the sentence though...pc much? |
Edwin
01.14.11 | List maker is a dick. Majority of doctors are amazing people, saved my ass a number of times. |
ConsiderPhlebas
01.14.11 | Nothing worse than doctors and effective medication. Give me crystal-waving homeopaths any day, unless I'm actually ill, then give me a doctor. |
SloppyMilkshake
01.14.11 | Ya'll niggas being troll'd.
But I do have to say, I've had some bad experiences with doctors. They're like teachers. Some are amazing, some are shitty. Just take your pills and you'll hardly be able to tell the difference. |
ArsMoriendi
06.11.20 | So is acADHDemy the same user as theacademy? |
Josh D.
06.11.20 | wtf iw gonig on |
FR33L0RD
06.11.20 | omg Ars, some very old bump! lol |
JustJoe.
06.11.20 | damn this ain’t cool i was legitimately concerned |