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| Worst Songs To Have Sex To
According to Madonna's True Word, the following are the worst 30* songs to get jiggy to. | | 1 | Cannibal Corpse
I Cum Blood
"I need a live woman to fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill"
"I pissed in her maggot filled asshole" | | 2 | The Fresh Prince of Bel
Theme Song | | 3 | Dennis Leary
I'm an Asshole
Although I'm sure she'll find that out soon enough, providing she hasn't already | | 4 | Cannibal Corpse
Stripped, Raped And Strangled | | 5 | Fucked With A Knife | | 6 | Meat Hook Sodomy
Read the lyrics.
"Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feelings deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood
Drenched body
Begin the anal grounting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
Bodily destruction
Vulgar molestation" | | 7 | Kicked In the head
I Want You Dead | | 8 | Tenacious D
Fuck you Gently | | 9 | Circle Jerks
Group Sex
Unless you're into that sort of thing, of course. | | 10 | Three Sixes
I Fuck The Dead
Hmm... Well, probably not? | | 11 | Sublime
Date Rape | | 12 | Linkin Park
Bleed It Out
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, I bleed it out | | 13 | Lordi
Whos Your Daddy | | 14 | W.A.S.P.
Fuck Like a beast | | 15 | Anal Cunt
I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You | | 16 | Blink 182
I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
she will find out regardless | | 17 | Tammy Wynette
D.I.V.O.R.C.E. | | 18 | System of a Down
Violent Pornography | | 19 | Nelly
Boom | | 20 | Cannibal Corpse
Anything written by Cannibal Corpse, serously anything written by them ever ever ever | | 21 | Slayer
Sex, Murder, Art. | | 22 | Tiny Shit
I Will Fuck Your Cunt | | 23 | Slayer
Raining Blood | | 24 | Momus
The Penis Song
Obsessively, compulsively, it only wants one thing: to fill your chosen orifice with ropes of pearly string.. | | 25 | Mayhem
Chainsaw Gutsfuck | | 26 | Dropkick Murphys
Kiss Me I?m Shitfaced | | 27 | Westboro Baptist Church Choir
The AIDS
The AIDS Song by Westboro Baptist Church Choir | | 28 | John Mayer
Your Body is a Wonderland
Sounds kinda romantic until you hear the song. Probably the most perverted song ever written. | | 29 | Dead Kennedys
I Kill Children | | 30 | Justin Bieber
Baby
Anything by Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, or the Jonas Brothers, If you consider that "Music" | |
dnor
03.23.11 | 2, 11, 23, 28 have all been on while I had sex...thinking i'm gonna try to get laid while 30 is on next. Seeing how that'll make me a legend. | Remer17
03.23.11 | I think having sex to Zappa would be pretty damn hard. | dnor
03.23.11 | honestly, I go and think about it...if you can't get laid with John Mayer on...stop fucking guys and go find a girl. I promise you'll get laid then... | porch
03.23.11 | if you're going to copy paste all your lists make sure the source material isn't stupid/unfunny | North0House2
03.23.11 | Post-rock. Wait until the climaxes of the song, I bet that'd be epic. | jayfatha
03.23.11 | Theres nothing wrong with fucking to 8 | Steoandnoodles
03.23.11 | Avi Buffalo - Summer Cum.
I can only imagine the two lovers being rather creeped out by Avi's trolling lyrics. :) | Mewcopa0
03.23.11 | Listening to Cannibal Corpse while do any task is a bad idea...or even listening to it in general. | Kel
03.23.11 | EHHHHHHHH | iFghtffyrdmns
03.23.11 | I wanna piss on you - Gigi Allen | Gnocchi
03.23.11 | list is seriously lol | bunnyxd
03.24.11 | William Ryan Key of Yellowcard replied me on Twitter. My Id @avarics . William Id @Williamryankey | Trebor.
03.24.11 | I lost my virginity to I Kill Children
| Spec
03.24.11 | Needz moar SunnO))) | couldwinarabbit
03.24.11 | "Tenacious D- Fuck you Gently
Dropkick Murphys- Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced man"
dunno what is wrong with these
"The Fresh Prince of Bel- Theme Song"
seriously what the hell man.
list is fucking retarded. | Spec
03.24.11 | Yeah, those are questionable.
Replace them with SunnO))) | Spec
03.24.11 | Or maybe some Protest The Hero, Rody's voice will wrench your balls up to your bellybutton for sure. | couldwinarabbit
03.24.11 | Yes Spec we can all read that you made an unfunny joke no need to post it twice. | Spec
03.24.11 | It wasn't a joke. It would be like having sex next to a refrigerator. | Trebor.
03.24.11 | This post is dead | huskerdoo
03.24.11 | ditto | Satellite
03.24.11 | the spec/rabbit rivalry is bubbling over | bunnyxd
03.24.11 | hhhhhh | JWT155
03.24.11 | I'd fuck a girl to Justin Bieber. | bunnyxd
03.24.11 | i'll even fuck bieber | jcfiasco
03.24.11 | I'm fucking Bieber right now | omnipanzer
03.25.11 | Who wouldn't fuck bieber... She's cute. | BSX
03.25.11 | Please those Hanson girls are WAY CUTER than Bieber especially Taylor | omnipanzer
03.25.11 | ^ BSX sighting! | LegendofPittman
03.25.11 | Skramz sex. | BodhisattvaWhoHears
03.28.11 | T.s.o.l Code Blue | Trebor.
03.28.11 | Chop Suey! | Satellite
03.28.11 | rico suave | Dodenakker
04.07.11 | Sex to Fantômas...
TRY THAT. | Irving
04.07.11 | "I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, I bleed it out"
HAHAHAHAH XD | sspedding
04.07.11 | list is hilarious |
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