Mewcopa0
04.04.11 | ewww these suck |
gaslightanthem
04.04.11 | not listening to shitty music |
Psilocyanide
04.04.11 | listen to good music and be an asshole. |
dnor
04.04.11 | listen to good music, be nice, and eventually it'll pay off. |
Mewcopa0
04.04.11 | LOL@BE NICE |
eternium
04.04.11 | not listening to shitty music [2] |
silentstar
04.04.11 | @gaslightanthem, no wonder you aren't popular, huh? |
fr33convict
04.04.11 | 5'ing and digging this
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=72747 |
North0House2
04.04.11 | Don't be a douche.
Basically. |
bungy
04.04.11 | for one, definitely lie about what you listen to if you like Pierce the Veil |
wabbit
04.04.11 | have good taste |
dnor
04.04.11 | tell porch he's the biggest fuckin faggot on the site and you'll instantly make friends with half the sputnik user base. J/S |
silentstar
04.04.11 | Oh well, music IS subjective... |
porch
04.04.11 | lol could you be any more highly strung and touchy |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | "tell porch he's the biggest fuckin faggot on the site and you'll instantly make friends with half the sputnik user base. J/S"
ya except don't
|
dnor
04.04.11 | nope. faggot. |
bungy
04.04.11 | "be nice, and eventually it'll pay off."
"tell porch he's the biggest fuckin faggot" |
dnor
04.04.11 | yeah bungy....do as I say, not as I do. |
whywontyoudie
04.04.11 | who cares |
dnor
04.04.11 | wait, I still contradicted myself. Ok, actually...
"be nice, except to porch. He doesn't deserve kindness."
there. |
Hawks
04.04.11 | Lol Porch really is a piece of shit. |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | dnor: "I have no ****in' clue. but he's a ****in ****, and if I ever saw him on the street I'd ****in punch him in his small dick. I swear on my mothers grave."
(referring to porch) in scoot's shoutbox |
pizzamachine
04.04.11 | Be me, basically. |
porch
04.04.11 | rofl |
whywontyoudie
04.04.11 | pizza is a pretty swell guy. |
bungy
04.04.11 | lol flammed |
theacademy
04.04.11 | pierce the veil is fucking awesome fuck both of these dueling factions + bump all my soundoffs |
bungy
04.04.11 | lol factions |
theacademy
04.04.11 | make love not war
also neg all of robertsona's reviews |
Hawks
04.04.11 | Lol you're right Porch. You're the one that talks shit on the internet like you're a tough guy. It's really fucking funny. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.04.11 | be xenophanes |
theacademy
04.04.11 | ill be honest, profile pic = big first impression
like magikarp or a cute bunny = instant sell |
theacademy
04.04.11 | hawks chill out man stop being so negative |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | well its making you mad hawks, soooo.............. |
silentstar
04.04.11 | This thread cracks me up :P |
Emim
04.04.11 | Be a former posting member of E.A.S.T.
(Emery All Star Team) |
Hawks
04.04.11 | I'm good bro. I just find it hilarious how people like Porch, Ire, and Alach-whatever always say "Oh you guys take shit too seriously," when they're the ones that start with everyone. Funny shit. |
theacademy
04.04.11 | the EAST will rise again! |
Hawks
04.04.11 | And I'm not mad, I'm laughing. |
dnor
04.04.11 | porch is probably uglier than Dice. |
Enotron
04.04.11 | @hawks: what's funny is you attempting to play off how much porch gets to you. you don't think it's funny, you report him to the mods and make a big deal about it over threads.
also are you not talking shit over the internet? |
Eskate87
04.04.11 | S mad D |
theacademy
04.04.11 | @hawks yeah but those guys are also the funniest on the site...
just chill man + laugh when the jokes r funny, even if sometimes they're at your expense
its just shit-talking... be objective + appreciate the craft |
Enotron
04.04.11 | "Funny shit."
but seriously fake apathy/laughter |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | "Hawks
Blue Blueski
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 408
http://sputnikmusic.com/review/42641/Frank-Ocean-Nostalgia%2C-Ultra/
I'd appreciate it if the mods could delete this review. I'm sick of all the morons like Porch, Ire, and Alacaholfaggot posting shit on it and negging it to hell. Thanks guys"
*cough* *cough* |
Hawks
04.04.11 | Uhhh well I report him because he's annoying and says something about EVERYTHING I post. And no, I'm not talking shit because I never say anything to the dude. He always starts everything. If he wasn't a moron then I would never interact with him. |
Hawks
04.04.11 | Haha that's what you say to everything. I'm gonna leave on that note. |
Enotron
04.04.11 | "Uhhh well I report him because he's annoying and says something about EVERYTHING I post."
aight yeah u be u, but don't try to play off that it gets to you |
whywontyoudie
04.04.11 | "ill be honest, profile pic = big first impression"
see my profile picture for example. |
Satellite
04.04.11 | send dick pics to the staffers |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | have intercourse with satty
...trust me it works |
Superbus
04.04.11 | S mad D |
cvlts
04.04.11 | report every post Willie makes. |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | lol chambered |
porch
04.04.11 | "Uhhh well I report him because he's annoying and says something about EVERYTHING I post"
no i don't, i made three comments on your last review and hadn't interacted with you for months till then
christ you're stupid |
Satellite
04.04.11 | fucking lol
@shadow/dante |
MO
04.04.11 | I sense drama |
tiesthatbind
04.04.11 | Make it on moaropeth 3 times |
GulliKyro
04.04.11 | Be yourself and don't take anything seriously, its only music so have fun with it. |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | but doesn't that add to it in terms of making fun of them? |
cvlts
04.04.11 | oh and 1 CTTS and explain in detail why it's artistically worthless. |
gaslightanthem
04.04.11 | nice comeback
u got me
hawks, stop being dum |
Sowing
04.04.11 | take it from a sputnik madness final(4)ist. to be popular, all you need to do is 1.) not try to be popular, 2.) either be nice or be a prick and stay consistent, and 3.) contribute something worthwhile, be it a review, humor, or another website altogether (see theacademy and moaropeth) |
SeaAnemone
04.04.11 | http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/36707_1364030108830_1473930488_31064869_5944317_n. jpg
just gonna leave this here. I realized discourses with Hawks or reading him argue or talk about how funny he thinks rape is becomes even richer when you an picture him. |
cvlts
04.04.11 | oh then at the very end, copy/paste either Nick Greer or pixiesfanyo's ratings. |
Satellite
04.04.11 | have 2 pages of snarky commentary on flag plz
http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/tagged/satellite |
fr33convict
04.04.11 | "1.) not try to be popular,"
I don't do that
"2.) either be nice or be a prick and stay consistent,"
or that
" and 3.) contribute something worthwhile, be it a review, humor, or another website altogether (see theacademy and moaropeth)"
or that |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | lol that magic school bus shit makes me laugh everytime |
North0House2
04.04.11 | Just pretend the place is 4chan.
|
silentstar
04.04.11 | @Detriment, It was meant as a joke... |
North0House2
04.04.11 | Huh? |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | Make up genres and then become an expert on them. People will ask you for recs and will be in awe of your elite music tastes |
Trebor.
04.04.11 | Countrycore |
Winsomniac
04.04.11 | Breasts.
It takes breasts. |
North0House2
04.04.11 | Well, you can do what I did and write a totally abhorrent fake review that people find funny. That'll score you points I"m sure.
But, then you'll get banned like me... :( So, unless you're ready to risk your account, do that with an alt. |
Crysis
04.04.11 | don't rec the same albums over and over and over and over and over and over and over, especially when those recs are ones that everyone has already heard |
SeaAnemone
04.04.11 | you should listen to
Converge - Jane Doe
Brand New - The Devil and God Are Raging Inside of Me
Lady Gaga - The Fame |
North0House2
04.04.11 | Definitely listen to The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me. Best album ever right there. But, I'm biased. |
Crysis
04.04.11 | Don't forget:
Emperor- In The Nightside Eclipse
Ulver- Bergtatt
Immolation- Close To A World Below |
North0House2
04.04.11 | Oh, and make tons of alts and troll. |
silentstar
04.04.11 | I actually downloaded that album, still gotta listen to it though. |
North0House2
04.04.11 | LISTEN TO IT NOW |
Jash
04.04.11 | Lol @ sea rec'ing Lady Gaga |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | "don't rec the same albums over and over and over and over and over and over and over, especially when those recs are ones that everyone has already heard"
lol
|
Crysis
04.04.11 | sick and tired of it man |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | Don't post the same albums over and over again in the same fucking lists |
Crysis
04.04.11 | Yeah that goes hand in hand with the recs |
bloc
04.04.11 | Don't change your rating because it's popular |
Winsomniac
04.04.11 | Don't listen to these wise-guys.
Boobs are all you need. |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | HEY GUYS HERE'S MY REVISED TOP HIP HOP ALBUMS OF ALL TIME LIST. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I HAVE DONE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO ODD FUTURE AGAIN. THEY ARE AWESOME
SWAG!!!! |
Spec
04.04.11 | Just being an asshole. |
Winsomniac
04.04.11 | SWAG! |
Trebor.
04.04.11 | Troll Kimm's posts |
SloppyMilkshake
04.04.11 | Required Listening: "The Devil and God are Raging Inside me", "Jane Doe", and anything by Defeater.
Never make lists.
Comment on every other list and point out how awful they are.
Suck up to staffers/contribs through commenting on their reviews (be sure to mention how you "wish you could write like them", and how their reviews are, "life changing")
Neg any user review/criticize their reviews.
Speak only in dry wit and sarcasm.
Never post on the message boards.
|
North0House2
04.04.11 | If you're a girl= Instantly popular. |
Satellite
04.04.11 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1595968127/1/tumblr_lc09yl9NU11qd37u4
don't do this |
Trebor.
04.04.11 | My sister isn't popular on here |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | never gets old satty |
North0House2
04.04.11 | "My sister isn't popular on here"
Well, sucks for her. |
Jash
04.04.11 | HEY GUYS HERE'S MY REVISED TOP HIP HOP ALBUMS OF ALL TIME LIST. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I HAVE DONE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO ODD FUTURE AGAIN. THEY ARE AWESOME
SWAG!!!!
Oh hey hawks |
Enotron
04.04.11 | is that josh not being overzealous and nice? |
Jash
04.04.11 | Is that how I'm known...? Hahaha |
Winsomniac
04.04.11 | ^ SWAG FROM THE SWAGMASTA HIMSELF! ^ |
Enotron
04.04.11 | oh cmon josh
"sup breh pos'd dis review fo sho love this album the ultimate break-up album crazy riffs n shit man rating: 5"
i mean that in the nicest/endearing way |
Scoot
04.04.11 | wow porch called me one of the worst users on the site
my life is over gice |
Jash
04.04.11 | Hahaha you remembered that hat didn't you Wins?
Well I'd rather be known as a bro who gets super amped on albums than an asshole hahaha |
Enotron
04.04.11 | no yeah it was a positive description |
Enotron
04.04.11 | assholes rule too tho |
Jash
04.04.11 | Good shit then, cheers to that Eno |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | Don't leave this site because you claim to hate it only to return with an obvious name change
Don't post memes or have a meme as your profile pic/avatar (examples being courage wolf and all that stupid shit)
Don't be bitter and jaded when all you do is rep pop and claim everyone who doesn't like it are idiots
Do not try to be funny unless you actually are
Do not try and be smart unless you actually are
Do not make your avatar a pic of you, no one wants to see what you like when you post (especially when you look the kind of guy who puts his hands in his pockets when kids walk by)
Do not make lists every day
Do not make the same album recs all the time
Think that'll do for now |
Winsomniac
04.04.11 | I was just giving you a hard time, Jash. And besides, I think all of sputnik tinychat knows full and well that I have far more questionable clothing choices. |
Scoot
04.04.11 | every asshole on this site is either a fade or a zakath wannabe |
Enotron
04.04.11 | "Don't be bitter and jaded when all you do is rep pop and claim everyone who doesn't like it are idiots"
atavan sucks on the real tho |
Crysis
04.04.11 | "Do not make your avatar a pic of you, no one wants to see what you like when you post (especially when you look the kind of guy who puts his hands in his pockets when kids walk by)"
Hahaha this so much |
Maniac!
04.04.11 | HEY GUYS HERE'S MY REVISED TOP HIP HOP ALBUMS OF ALL TIME LIST. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I HAVE DONE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO ODD FUTURE AGAIN. THEY ARE AWESOME SWAG!!!!
Ahahaha |
Relinquished
04.04.11 | Pass BallsToTheWall in post count |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | Know nothing about dubstep but rec Burial |
Relinquished
04.04.11 | Know nothing about anything and be like wyanqueef or whynin boner |
Scoot
04.04.11 | Know nothing about dubstep but rec Mt.Eden |
theacademy
04.04.11 | omg deviant is killing it on this list
that hawks list description made me spit out my diet dr. pepper laugh |
Jash
04.04.11 | Know nothing about dubstep but rec Burial
hahahahahahahaha so true |
bungy
04.04.11 | why are you drinking diet? |
Jash
04.04.11 | omg deviant is killing it on this list
that hawks list description made me spit out my diet dr. pepper laugh
moaropeth that shit! |
theacademy
04.04.11 | roomate's girlfriend bought it
IT TASTES JUST LIKE REGULAR DR. PEPPER |
Scoot
04.04.11 | make lists and one comment, then delete the comment and post it again when it goes off the main board |
climactic
04.04.11 | pretend to like pretentious, obscure, often shitty music;
be an asshole and say dumb things people find funny;
be an atheist;
don't share opposing views;
don't review albums people don't like;
etc
|
Deviant.
04.04.11 | User A: Dubstep is horrib, it's all wub wub wub womp womp womp
User B: Hey guys, just made a list, need some dubstep recs
User A: Burial - Untrue, so good
Hawks: Frank Ocean |
Relinquished
04.04.11 | lmao deviant. I swear hawks got worse. |
SeaAnemone
04.04.11 | ask yourself in every situation on sputnik, "What would SeaAnemone do?" |
tiesthatbind
04.04.11 | Deviant's posts in this list are full of win |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | Slow day at work |
Jash
04.04.11 | User A: Dubstep is horrib, it's all wub wub wub womp womp womp
User B: Hey guys, just made a list, need some dubstep recs
User A: Burial - Untrue, so good
Hawks: Frank Ocean
hahahaha thats it, dev is officially my favorite user on sputnik |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | I want to edit that so it says horrid but then I'll lose the spaces =[
Another thing I find annoying:
Monday: User makes list asking for hip hop recs
Wednesday: Same user makes list asking for BM recs
Saturday: Same user posts current hip hop digs list comprised of everything rec'd on Monday's list
Sunday: Same user posts current BM digs list comprised of everything rec'd on Wednesday's list
I mean, come on |
porch
04.04.11 | best thread in a while
"wow porch called me one of the worst users on the site
my life is over gice"
or you could just stop posting, either will do |
Scoot
04.04.11 | ten bucks says you searched through the comments to see if i posted
you should just get over yourself, sputnik isn't worth it |
climactic
04.04.11 | hahahaha dev |
Jash
04.04.11 | hahahahaha wow porch, is someone's vagina bleeding??? |
flalafell
04.04.11 | i could make a rebecca black joke regarding dev's post, but i'll take the high road and shoot myself in the head so the temptation never arises again |
Jash
04.04.11 | i could make a rebecca black joke regarding dev's post, but i'll take the high road and shoot myself in the head so the temptation never arises again
hahahahaha this thread just doesnt stop, im glad im fuckin baked for this |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | "i could make a rebecca black joke regarding dev's post, but i'll take the high road and shoot myself in the head so the temptation never arises again"
No, tell it |
climactic
04.04.11 | yeah laughing makes you an awful user, internet is srs bsns only |
theacademy
04.04.11 | helpful hints:
when i ctrl+f, i search for 'cad' because it works for 3 of my alts, as well as when people call me just 'academy' or 'acad' or 'cad' |
Satellite
04.04.11 | http://tinychat.com/sputnik
go here.
become popular. |
Trebor.
04.04.11 | Show your dick to everyone on tinychat |
Jash
04.04.11 | Porch: the new redsky |
Scoot
04.04.11 | "nope i just ctrl and f'd my username, wheres my 10 bucks"
lol as if that's any cooler
i have yet to see you make a post that isn't obnoxious/condescending/bullshit/a combo of the three |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | I don't know Scoot, I just found a whole bunch in his new list that were fairly neutral |
Scoot
04.04.11 | yeah i actually posted on it and wasn't an asshole. |
Baphomet
04.04.11 | I'd say the douche/nice ratio is about 1:1 |
flalafell
04.04.11 | "when i ctrl+f, i search for 'cad' because it works for 3 of my alts, as well as when people call me just 'academy' or 'acad' or 'cad'"
bookmarked this thread just so i can remember that |
psykonaut
04.04.11 | reply to christianity lists |
YetAnotherBrick
04.04.11 | "Make it on moaropeth 3 times" lmao |
Baphomet
04.04.11 | We should make an AutoCAD thread just to screw with theacademy. |
BloodSweatandBeers
04.04.11 | the amount of Hawks bashing in here is phenomenal |
Scoot
04.04.11 | "i'm condescending towards you because you're an idiot. i get along fine with pretty much everyone here that doesn't rank high on the scoot/hawks scale of shitty inane posting. if you dont like it, don't engage me in conversation or say stupid shit about me in random threads or other peoples shoutboxes"
lol woooow
First off, I've been on this site long enough to see a million morons like you come and go without any problems. For some reason, however, you continue to bash anything I post anywhere on the site. Example: on one of my lists about the troubles of looking for work, this was your first post:
"haha you're poor"
Yet you call me an idiot. I fail to see what you've ever contributed to the site besides a bunch of sarcastic annotations and goading jabs. You're not funny, you're not intelligent and from the looks of your posts, it looks like you lead a sad little life trying to whip out your e-penis in front of everyone. |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | Getting slapped by e-junk |
porch
04.04.11 | yo scoot hold on a sec and let me find that mean comment you made about me several weeks ago so i can type several paragraphs about it |
Scoot
04.04.11 | Since when is two several?
You just don't have anything petulant to say. For once. |
porch
04.04.11 | let me refer you to this
tough shit
"i'm condescending towards you because you're an idiot. i get along fine with pretty much everyone here that doesn't rank high on the scoot/hawks scale of shitty inane posting. if you dont like it, don't engage me in conversation or say stupid shit about me in random threads or other peoples shoutboxes"
if your next comment is about me not being nice to you, don't post it
|
AngelofDeath
04.04.11 | "idk about being popular here but to be popular irl you should forget about sputnik forever"
Probably the one piece of sound advice I've read in the thread. |
Scoot
04.04.11 | Repeating yourself is not impressing anyone. Come on, rec me another post-punk album nobody gives a shit about. |
fr33convict
04.04.11 | porch is the reason i am pro-choice. |
theacademy
04.04.11 | i like metal |
theacademy
04.04.11 | also lol autocad i actually know what that is |
Scoot
04.04.11 | "porch is one of the coolest guys here as long as you aren't a complete dilldozer"
His idea of "dilldozer" seems to be 95% of the people who post on this site. I don't understand why he posts here at all if he's going to blabber about how shitty everyone else is, how much better his music collection is compared to everyone else's etc.
|
wabbit
04.04.11 | "ome on, rec me another post-punk album nobody gives a shit about."
yet you wonder why he doesn't like you. |
theacademy
04.04.11 | porch is the illest kinda playa that is true and real all the time but is also a closet alien ant farm fanboy |
theacademy
04.04.11 | long live true rock like rush + alien ant farm. |
Scoot
04.04.11 | Good thing he has his lackey by his side at all times to defend him. |
porch
04.04.11 | lol acad |
theacademy
04.04.11 | i think a lackey is some sort of 14th century battle armor |
bungy
04.04.11 | porch is the illest kinda playa that is true |
wabbit
04.04.11 | sonic you mean latka not lackey |
Scoot
04.04.11 | By acting like a pompous asshole, you're doing a pretty swell job of verifying my statements as well. |
wabbit
04.04.11 | scoot
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=69893 |
bungy
04.04.11 | pomp rhymes with stomp
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=425320&listid=40829 |
HaloDude442
04.04.11 | lol this thread |
Trebor.
04.04.11 | This is some intense shit |
fr33convict
04.04.11 | suck it |
FilupLees
04.04.11 | If you want to be popular you could make a thread that sparks an hillarious fight between well known members of the site. Well done. |
BloodSweatandBeers
04.04.11 | making popcorn |
FilupLees
04.04.11 | "lol porch isnt wearing fucking ARMOR you retard even if he was you cant see it, its a comp screne not a crystal ball
ugh the dumbfucks on sputnik"
lol, "screne." I like how well that plays off the last line. |
Emim
04.04.11 | User 1: whack porch
User 2: whack off porch |
AngelofDeath
04.04.11 | What does it take to be porchular 'round these corners? |
Emim
04.04.11 | AngelofGay
lol remember that. funny shit. |
HaloDude442
04.04.11 | bro fights.
"BRO UMAD?"
"YEAH BRO, I AM"
"WELL fuck... sorry bro"
"Its cool bro lets FUCK SHIT UP TO LIFERUINER"
"FUCK YES"
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
AngelofDeath
04.04.11 | Lol. I had completely forgotten about that until you brought it up. |
Trebor.
04.04.11 | Deathcore kids favorite candy?
Spreeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Emim
04.04.11 | Some of those Dream Theater puns were terrible, though I was joking with the AngelofGay as I'm sure you knew. |
AngelofDeath
04.04.11 | I'm not one to take things on the internet very seriously lol. |
theacademy
04.04.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OohMEJiX0Y
this guy skateing is like fucking poetry |
WeepingBanana
04.04.11 | tell people how much you enjoy fisting their loved ones |
Emim
04.04.11 | Really the fast track to success is posting lyrics in caps and learning the proper formatting rules.
Examples...
Wrong:
for those about to rock we salute you!
Right:
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
WE SALUUUUTTTEEE YOUUUUUU! |
Mordecai.
04.04.11 | be more like mordecai |
Emim
04.04.11 | ^^^^^^^^^ |
TomArnoldsArmpit
04.04.11 | Oh my stars, this thread is enthralling. |
North0House2
04.04.11 | Psh, who cares about being popular on Sputnik anyway? |
Satellite
04.04.11 | pretty sure i was the one who coined "cad" as a theacademy abbreviation js |
WeepingBanana
04.04.11 | make a thread asking how to get popular and hope that porch and hawks/scoot get in a huge bitch fit
that's a pretty sure fire way |
Emim
04.04.11 | Yeah but I didn't even know who made the list until I looked back up at the name. |
tiesthatbind
04.04.11 | Thread is an awesome read, good job sputnik |
Hawks
04.04.11 | Lol yep I think I'm actually gonna not post here anymore. People I thought I was cool with are just talking shit now. Fuck this site. |
Trebor.
04.04.11 | Hawks, you are cool with me |
Emim
04.04.11 | Hawks Wawks |
TomArnoldsArmpit
04.04.11 | Is this going to be a return to the days when "hawksisisafag" alts start popping up? |
qwe3
04.04.11 | "@gaslightanthem, no wonder you aren't popular, huh?"
he's a better user than like 99 percent of the site plus putting emery on a list pretty much negates your opinion on pretty much everything |
theacademy
04.04.11 | yo im watching smallville |
Deviant.
04.04.11 | Hawks, you need to lighten up. I can't speak for anyone else but everything I said shouldn't be taken as anything more than a harmless joke |
wabbit
04.04.11 | How come all the good users stuck up for porch and all the shitty users tried to insult him...actually you could probably guess why.
Also Deviant won sputnik today |
Aids
04.04.11 | "What Does It Take To Be Popular 'Round These Corners?"
step 1. don't make this list |
theacademy
04.04.11 | clark not telling all his closest friends his secret seems to put them in danger more often than it protects them |
theacademy
04.04.11 | to be honest, it places everyone at a tactical disadvantage |
aok
04.04.11 | step 3 profit |
ffs
04.04.11 | post pics of your dick |
porch
04.04.11 | "Lol yep I think I'm actually gonna not post here anymore. People I thought I was cool with are just talking shit now. Fuck this site."
um are you really sure that's a good idea, people could neg your reviews while you're away and you won't be around to instantly report them |
qwe3
04.04.11 | people i thought was cool |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | HAAHAHAHAAHA SCOOT AND HAWKS YOU LIMP DICK PUSSYFOOTERS EVERY POST YOU MAKE BRINGS A SMILE TO MY PLACID FACE |
BloodSweatandBeers
04.04.11 | Lol this thread is awesome. It's hilarious to see which elite users hate others...though I don't know if Hawks is that elite...a third of all his posts are either on his own lists talking to the same people or dipping into popular albums he just hears about. |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | RULE #1: HAWKS WILL REC YOU SHITTY BLACK METAL AND HIP-HOP IN EVERY REC LIST NO MATTER THE REQUESTED GENRE
RULE #2: SCOOT WILL WRITE A 5 REVIEW FOR AMERICAN FOOTBALL (IT SUCKED)
RULE #3: SCOOT ACTUALLY NAMED HIMSELF SCOOT
RULE #4: HAWKS SAYS YEA BROTHER AND HELL YEAH AND HEALL YEAH BROTHER OVER AND OVER
RULE #5: HAWKS JUST STARTED LISTENING TO HIP-HOP AGAIN AFTER ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOT LISTENING TO IT
RULE #6: SCOOT HEADS UP, QUOTING DEFEATER WILL NOT GET YOU ANY GIRLS OVER 15 YEARS OF AGE |
porch
04.04.11 | my fav quotes in this thread:
"i don't understand why he posts here at all if he's going to blabber about how shitty everyone else is, how much better his music collection is compared to everyone else's etc. "
"I have no ****in' clue. but he's a ****in ****, and if I ever saw him on the street I'd ****in punch him in his small dick. I swear on my mothers grave." |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | i swear on my dead mom i will punch this guys dick |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | i fucking swear im gonna punch his dick so hard |
porch
04.04.11 | mom
this dickpunch is for you |
dnor
04.04.11 | please tell me porch that you don't take my post in scoots shoutbox at all serious...it's extremely over-the-top...even you can see that. It was meant to be funny, which I guess is the type of attention it's getting... |
ffs
04.04.11 | rule #7: if you ever get very emotional because all the bad troll dudes are being mean to u and you say you're going to stop posting forever just pretend you were joking when you inevitably come back
good example: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=269185&listid=58278 |
wabbit
04.04.11 | "It's hilarious to see which elite users hate others...though I don't know if Hawks is that elite"
He ain't |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | dnor you making those comments is funny because you were obviously serious. you also called scoot the master of post-hardcore which shows us all how small your dick is true story |
dnor
04.04.11 | My mom's not even dead, hence I have an inability to swear on her grave. -_-
in other news - my small dick called, it's asking you to hop your fat ass off it for a while...thanks man. |
ffs
04.04.11 | so now you've lied to the whole entire website about your own mother being dead? just get outta here man. i cant respect a dude who doesnt have a dead mom. |
dnor
04.04.11 | sorry ffs :( I'll kill her right now if it means I earn your respect back... |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | i swear on my mothers grave scoot is the master ofpost hardcore |
dnor
04.04.11 | I guess you didn't get the message...MY DICK NEEDS YOU TO STOP RIDING IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. IT'S SORE. |
ffs
04.04.11 | I remember it to this day. My mother, on her deathbed, asked to see me. She was weak; frail beyond that which I can bear to describe. She had trouble speaking, but she ushered me close to her. She managed to whisper, words which will remain within my soul till I, too, find my grave.
"If an internet man is ever rude to you... punch him... punch him in the dick..." and with that, she died in my arms. RIP mom. |
dnor
04.04.11 | LOL |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | i swear on my moms dead grave that is the saddest tale ever told life is such poetry |
gaslightanthem
04.04.11 | just popping in to confirm that yes - dnor, scoot, and hawks are terrible users
but it's okay bcausesxhawks aint gon post here no more. 1 faggot down, 2 TO GO |
dnor
04.04.11 | hater gon hate? |
alachlahol
04.04.11 | just put this in my secret hawks quote archives:
"Lol yep I think I'm actually gonna not post here anymore. People I thought I was cool with are just talking shit now. Fuck this site." |
Thane
04.04.11 | 5/5 might read thread again |
porch
04.04.11 | "I remember it to this day. My mother, on her deathbed, asked to see me. She was weak; frail beyond that which I can bear to describe. She had trouble speaking, but she ushered me close to her. She managed to whisper, words which will remain within my soul till I, too, find my grave.
"If an internet man is ever rude to you... punch him... punch him in the dick..." and with that, she died in my arms. RIP mom."
ffs you are a beautiful soul |
Inveigh
04.04.11 | I just wasted like 20 minutes of my life on this thread but it was so worth it ("mom, this dickpunch is for you" -- if i wasn't friends with my mom on facebook i would log in and make that my last post on there ever)
although Hawks is a nice guy, at least always has been to me, so I don't like to see him getting ripped on |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
04.04.11 | Well, since I'm one of the most popular dudes around these corners, i would say just chill with me every now and then and i'll up your rep son |
Aids
04.04.11 | "I remember it to this day. My mother, on her deathbed, asked to see me. She was weak; frail beyond that which I can bear to describe. She had trouble speaking, but she ushered me close to her. She managed to whisper, words which will remain within my soul till I, too, find my grave.
"If an internet man is ever rude to you... punch him... punch him in the dick..." and with that, she died in my arms. RIP mom."
hahahahah fucking lol'd so hard
also: 5/5 might read thread again [2]
I just wish that most of porch's posts didn't get duh leet ed. |
North0House2
04.04.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbEkUAAtY2I |
Baphomet
04.04.11 | I don't get why is that Hawks, who is a great guy, got flamed and lots of other douchebags on the site weren't even mentioned.
Still, this thread is fucking epic. |
silentstar
04.04.11 | Courtesy of yours truly for (unintentionally) starting it :) |
TomArnoldsArmpit
04.04.11 | Feelings were hurt. Dicks were punched. Mothers died. A very classy sputnik list. |
JarethCutestory
04.04.11 | makke love to me |
climactic
04.04.11 | "I don't get why is that Hawks, who is a great guy, got flamed and lots of other douchebags on the site weren't even mentioned."
its cause porch and ire get a reaction out of him. but i agree great guy and shouldnt get all the hate |
gaslightanthem
04.04.11 | he's an idiot |
ShadowRemains
04.04.11 | lol at this thread, just read everything i missed and its fucking hysterical |
SHAKEandBAKE
04.05.11 | Only read the top of this thread but I have to agree that porch is by far the biggest douchebag on this site. |
Kimm
04.05.11 | It's easy...
You just have to be me.
List rulez. |
silentstar
04.05.11 | Thank you for the first positive comment! |
Kimm
04.05.11 | I love Eternal. |
silentstar
04.05.11 | Haha, I just started getting into them, Collapse is awesome. |
Kimm
04.05.11 | Collapse is my second favorite from the album. My favorite is Eternal, although when I said I love Eternal, I was referring to the whole album. |
Slum
04.05.11 | be a girl and everybody will jump on your dick like crazy |
TheEnigma
04.05.11 | "be a girl and everybody will jump on your dick like crazy"
Anyone else see what's wrong with this statement? |
pizzamachine
04.05.11 | Girls don't have |
Slum
04.05.11 | yeah he didn't capitalize or punctuate it right |
TheEnigma
04.05.11 | There ya go.
Even pizza's smarter than you, Slum. |
Trebor.
04.05.11 | Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude. |
ffs
04.05.11 | i saw that movie too |
captaincrunch11
04.05.11 | I love Deviant. with all my heart and soul. That is all. |
alachlahol
04.05.11 | talking about users who suck and look who saunters in its andcas |
climactic
04.05.11 | http://tinychat.com/sputnik get in here punks |
qwe3
04.05.11 | in my experience, a mind with an intelligence that is low enough acts like a sponge, sucking up the intelligence of other, more developed minds it interacts with, but tainting it with that greyish foulness you'd see in water you'd squeeze out of a used sponge, so it's really no use to anyone anymore.
so basically porch and alach are doing good work |
liledman
04.05.11 | wow so much stupidity.
hating on porch seems to be the flavour of the month, i guess somebody having good taste is enough reason to hate on them. |
porch
04.05.11 | i sacrifice myself for the good of sputnik
|
omnipanzer
04.05.11 | I'm not going to go through this entire thread as it looks droll but you seem to have have really had your way with it porch.
ctrl+f: Porch = 45 lol |
dnor
04.05.11 | I donated my penis to your mom's pussy last night porch. ;) sup boo |
gaslightanthem
04.05.11 | further posts in this list will result in a ban - please stop now |
bungy
04.05.11 | you guys are even bigger tools for stopping the discussion because you're afraid of gaslightanthem
not that I'm complaining |
SHAKEandBAKE
04.05.11 | lol gaslight |
qwe3
04.06.11 | "I donated my penis to your mom's pussy last night porch. ;) sup boo"
probably one of the worst calls ive ever heard |
Aids
04.06.11 | "I donated my penis to your mom's pussy last night porch. ;) sup boo"
I like you dnor, but that was weak. Really really weak. |
Slum
04.06.11 | It's hip to be square. It's hip to be square. |
alachlahol
04.06.11 | oh god dnor trying to hip it up like huey lewis and the news they only exist cause of back to the future dnor u need to get the fuck out of here before i fly a delorean back in time and make ur parents think twice about havin sex |
Aids
04.06.11 | I don't know if it's square to be hip, but saying either "square" or "hip" is pretty non-hip if you ask me. |
dnor
04.06.11 | not one of my best highdeas |
slidenslip
11.03.13 | this is a music review site |
Kimm
02.08.14 | Be a girl. |
sonictheplumber
02.08.14 | sup kimm |
silentstar
02.08.14 | wow my list has been revived
I was so young |