Spec
User

Reviews 44
Approval 93%

Soundoffs 84
News Articles 16
Band Edits + Tags 506
Album Edits 163

Album Ratings 2360
Objectivity 84%

Last Active 11-11-22 8:12 pm
Joined 01-22-10

Review Comments 39,502

 Lists
11.14.23 Architects Ranked: Definitive Edition03.25.23 Spotify Removing Albums
01.22.21 When Did a Band Betray You?11.06.18 FUCKING VOTE
05.05.18 Medical Cannabis04.06.18 If you could hang with a Sputniker..
11.14.17 Albums to have consensual sex to09.18.17 NHL 18
06.25.17 Who Are Your Sput Arch Enemies?06.23.17 Hollow Crown Posted 27 Times
04.12.17 A List No One Clicked Even Though I Bum03.31.17 Yes! A Mastodon Guitar Solo
03.28.17 Bought A Vape03.13.17 Lost My Grandma A Few Hours Ago
02.25.17 just shovelled for the 2nd time today02.01.17 Cool Users Ranked
01.20.17 Workingmen Of All Countries Unite!01.17.17 Black Metal Recs
More »

Alt Country And Friends

For the rare occasion that the sun shows itself through the clouds. Also, rSeinfeld quotes.
1Uncle Tupelo
89/93: An Anthology

Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking
me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the
other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the
door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. You kept making all the
stops? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
2Wilco
Being There

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
3Son Volt
Trace

Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
4Calexico
Carried To Dust

No soup for you!
5Drive-by Truckers
The Dirty South

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why
I'm not a heterosexual."
6Neil Young
Old Ways

Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
7My Morning Jacket
Z

My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up.
It's one of the few things I do well.
8The Avett Brothers
Emotionalism

I am breaking up with YOU, You can't break up with me, I'v got hand! And
you're gonna need it.
9Whiskeytown
Pneumonia

Only I could fail at failing.
10Ryan Adams
Love Is Hell

You know, I don't get it. Since when are you not allowed to ask a Chinese man
where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we getting a little too sensitive
here? If someone asks me, "which direction is Israel," I don't go flying off the
handle.
11Jeff Buckley
Grace

I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their
children. Yes I hope my parents die long before I do.
12Lullaby for the Working Class
Blanket Warm

I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with
itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe.
13Neko Case
Canadian Amp (EP)

We think it was Saddam Hussein, but he had a British accent, so we're not sure.
14Attack In Black
Marriage

Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke immunity. He's already got the
two major religions covered. If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no
stopping him.
15The Pants Situation
The Ugly Man

Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't
even smell. That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't
even smell. Imagine: you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's: no
smell, no tell, Scotch.
Show/Add Comments (43)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy