PinkElephants
05.14.11 | How was your Friday night, Sputnik? |
Realm
05.14.11 | a band i was rejected from asked if i would join full time and i told em to fuck off it was the highlight of my week. |
DoubtGin
05.14.11 | man took you alot of time |
MO
05.14.11 | I had about 14 beers last night. |
PinkElephants
05.14.11 | I wasn't at the party with her, but according to witnesses, she downed nearly 3/4ths of a bottle of Captain Morgan Silver in a little under an hour...that's my girl.. |
botb
05.14.11 | hahahah wow that sucks. |
Brontosaurus
05.14.11 | i got wasted alone. started crying about how i can never get laid. |
PinkElephants
05.14.11 | Sounds fun bront |
Wolfhorde
05.14.11 | Seems you're both asshats. No offense. |
someguest
05.14.11 | i got wasted alone. started crying about how i can never get laid. [2]
she should leave her tooth that way, she could carve dull edges sharp |
Trebor.
05.14.11 | Girls with no teeth give great head. |
someguest
05.14.11 | yeah r.i.p great-grandmother |
tkxxx7
05.14.11 | Dan Norris |
PinkElephants
05.14.11 | ok hugee difference between no teeth and broken teeth. :/ |
luschlotz
05.14.11 | Dumbo Gets Mad. really its free |
37er00
05.14.11 | oh cunty |
PinkElephants
05.14.11 | hey trollineren :) and dude, I listened to it. stop "rec'ing" me that. |
PinkElephants
05.14.11 | nick, comin in for the kill shot.
and just because your mom drank to forget how gay her son was, doesn't mean all women drink to forget ;) |
North0House2
05.14.11 | Lol, wow, that sucks. Asked a girl out last night, she said yes, and it was my last day of school.
So, pretty great night for me. |
tkxxx7
05.15.11 | "damn your night was fucked up but mine was pretty awesome lololol" |
Loanshark
05.15.11 | So what were you doing while your gf was at the party? |
PinkElephants
05.15.11 | work, unfortunately |
North0House2
05.15.11 | Hey, you unbanned yet? |
Jebull
05.15.11 | hahaha |
foreverendeared
05.15.11 | "she downed nearly 3/4ths of a bottle of Captain Morgan Silver in a little under an hour...that's my girl.. "
I like how you're proud of this. |
PinkElephants
05.15.11 | north - no sir, not yet.
forever - recognizing sarcasm is not your forte huh? |
foreverendeared
05.15.11 | Typed sarcasm is hard to detect, but let's take a look at why it was especially hard in this instance. You made a list about your girlfriend doing something really stupid, and you never mentioned once the part where you broke up with her for doing something this incredibly stupid. You obviously aren't ashamed of her, therefore proud would be the natural conclusion inferred from this list. |
North0House2
05.15.11 | That sucks man.
I checked my old account the other day, I'm still banned. I probably won't check it again, at this point, I'm figuring it's permanent. |
ShadowRemains
05.15.11 | "Girls with no teeth give great head."
"yeah r.i.p great-grandmother"
rofl |
PinkElephants
05.15.11 | if you break up with every girl that accidently drinks too much, you might as well change your name from foreverendeared to foreveralone |
someguest
05.15.11 | no
coolest girl I know doesn't even drink IDIOT
lmfao |
Apollo
05.15.11 | oh my god that must have hurt so much |
PinkElephants
05.15.11 | Relax, my point was save your "break up" for when she deserves it. (I.e cheats on you, steals from you, or commits other crimes...) |
Wolfhorde
05.15.11 | You never "accidentally" drink too much. Unless you're dumb enough to let people trick you into believing that non-alcoholic beverage they just gave you is something not entirely different. People are just way too dumb to know how to drink. |
tkxxx7
05.15.11 | "if you break up with every girl that accidently drinks too much, you might as well change your name from foreverendeared to foreveralone"
trollolololol |