ARuinedEmpire: I'm Actually Disappointed..

ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	And to top it off my Fantasy team is sucking. Oh hey, another list about the rapture too.
ButcheredChildren 05.22.11	Are you fucked?
TheStefan 05.22.11	I can see where he's coming from. I mean, I'm as happy to be alive as the next guy, but it would be pretty cool I guess.
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	Like to just have 200 foot waves of lava, or have tsunamis, if you get over the terror I think it would be cool.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Meh, if I'm going to die a horrible painful death I think I'd rather it be from a zombie apocalypse than a natural disaster.
ButcheredChildren 05.22.11	You guys must be really bored.
jayfatha 05.22.11	I think being sucked up into a tornado would be the funnest way to die.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Complete non-sequitur there @ Butchered
someguest 05.22.11	you know what really chaps my ass
Cosmiche 05.22.11	EVERYBODY RUN FROM THA SHOTGUN
ButcheredChildren 05.22.11	@foreverendeared I never inferred that I was making a deductive analysis of the mentality of these people turdface
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	A tornado would be great, it'd be like an amusement park ride.. yet you die at the end.
anarchistfish 05.22.11	I'm watching Zombieland. This is a kinda cool scenario. I mean trawling the land, smashing whatever you want part- not the getting killed part. Also Emma Stone is hot.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Nah, being sucked into a black hole would be the coolest.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Emma Stone is disgusting and I'm pretty sure she's a man. Just my opinion.
someguest 05.22.11	yeah that's what my dick told me @ forever
ButcheredChildren 05.22.11	^LMFAO
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	Would you die from going into a black hole?
SHAKEandBAKE 05.22.11	I was actually really hoping that it would happen (even though it was obviously a hoax). The rapture would have shown us that god really does exist, making our lives not meaningless.
anarchistfish 05.22.11	Definitely just your opinion.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	"Would you die from going into a black hole?" Yes
vanderb0b 05.22.11	I was hoping that the rapture would get me out of playing a piano competition tomorrow, but it looks like I'm out of luck. Nice list.
someguest 05.22.11	depends how black the hole is
foreverendeared 05.22.11	"The rapture would have shown us that god really does exist, making our lives not meaningless." One, there being no God doesn't make your life meaningless. Two, There being a God doesn't mean that having meaning is a good thing.
someguest 05.22.11	quit using your brian
anarchistfish 05.22.11	Life is meaningless whether there's a god or not
foreverendeared 05.22.11	my brian :]
someguest 05.22.11	the point of life is to make babies with bitches and serve god use condoms, go atheist, and eat a lot of beans
Loanshark 05.22.11	I want zombies in 2012.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	and also to fart a lot in church but make sure to go to early service so that it's morning extra smelly farts
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	Also more older people go to the earlier services!
someguest 05.22.11	personally i find more enjoyment farting in court that way I'm always the defendant
foreverendeared 05.22.11	yeah and old people are fun to kill when they get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the service
Curse. 05.22.11	I was hoping for a raptor personally
anarchistfish 05.22.11	You have issues @ forever
someguest 05.22.11	i raped an old woman once let me tell you those depends really do have a no slip grip
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	I shouldn't have laughed at that^
foreverendeared 05.22.11	old women are the least fun to rape though because they can't get pregnant and I must plant my seed as much as possible
Loanshark 05.22.11	what the fuck.....
foreverendeared 05.22.11	and they don't struggle as much hey Loanshark got any sisters?
Loanshark 05.22.11	Nope.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	damnit, i've pretty much used up my mom
someguest 05.22.11	how about grandmothers?
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	It seems to me you should rape the girls at sex addiction meeting because they wouldn't object at all.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Can't rape the willing.
someguest 05.22.11	seems you're confused on the definition of rape
foreverendeared 05.22.11	c'mon this is rape 101 ARuined
Loanshark 05.22.11	Then it wouldn't be rape, Empire.
darkbunny 05.22.11	4 and 7 are fucking amazing.
someguest 05.22.11	to me if it isn't rape, it isn't sex it's just masturbation with someone else
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	Oh right! I'm new to this whole raping thing, obviously. I'll get a pad and pencil and take notes.
Loanshark 05.22.11	Good idea, you never know when knowledge can be useful.
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Start with small animals like gerbils and hamsters. They'll usually die on you mid-rape, but that really gets the blood pumping and makes you feel powerful.
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	Is that rape though? Or bestiality?
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Well, they don't like it, that's for sure.
someguest 05.22.11	bestiality is just a term developed by the religious to stop you from experiencing all of life's pleasures
foreverendeared 05.22.11	^fucking nailed it.... figuratively
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	After little animals move on to passed out college girls?
foreverendeared 05.22.11	Probably wanna stick to someone in the family before you branch out to strangers.
Crymsonblaze 05.22.11	"Meh, if I'm going to die a horrible painful death I think I'd rather it be from a zombie apocalypse than a natural disaster." [2] I agree with this. Zombie apocalypse is really the only way to go.
savagecabbage 05.22.11	I skinned a hamster and made a jimmyhat
SHAKEandBAKE 05.22.11	Thread is so fucked up.
Deviant. 05.22.11	"You guys must be really bored." Says the guy who made a list about needing milk for his cereal "@foreverendeared I never inferred that I was making a deductive analysis of the mentality of these people turdface" You obviously have no idea what a non sequitur is
AnotherBrick 05.22.11	dont know why they just dont take out the teeth of every person that dies. BOOM zombies lose
Ire 05.22.11	NOT
savagecabbage 05.22.11	I hang rabbits feet from each side of the hamster condom for good luck. It looks bad ass.
AnotherBrick 05.22.11	oh ya, i'm talking about the zombies that come out of the ground, not the other types
savagecabbage 05.22.11	ahhh yes, the asshole zombies.
ButcheredChildren 05.22.11	@Deviant: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/non+sequitur and that list about milk was golden!!!
Deviant. 05.22.11	Yes, and despite your attempts to justify what you wrote it was still illogical. So....
acorncheese 05.22.11	i am disappoint?
Loanshark 05.22.11	Equip everyone with a broadsword. Zombies lose instantly.
AfterTheBreakdown 05.22.11	"Can't rape the willing" sounds like a good band name.
savagecabbage 05.22.11	You guys remember beanie babies? I have a rough concept but it's geared towards beanie baby condoms for vaginal pleasure. Then again, wearing one would be faggy and would make your junk sound small. nevermind.
AfterTheBreakdown 05.22.11	Wtf
lobby 05.22.11	5 is a really good album, js
pmmets07 05.22.11	i was 100% hoping it would happen
ARuinedEmpire 05.22.11	Yea, 5 is great.