10 Songs To Scare Small Children With. . .
Neighborhood kids giving you trouble this summer? younger sibiling pushign their luck? dont threat! help is here. Just simple crank you speakers up to full and blast out these little ditties. . . |
1 | Aphex Twin Come To Daddy
More scary then watching a 12-hour marathon of Pee Wee's Playhouse whilst locked in room full of angry serial killers |
2 | Elton John & Pete Doherty Children of the Revolution (Live At Live 8)
Well the song itself isn't that scary but the footage of Doherty's Live8 slot is enough to give any kid nightmares |
3 | Devendra Banhart Roots (If the Sky were a Stone)
It's that weird and creepy it makes Radiohead look like N*Sync |
4 | Slayer Um.....anything they've ever recorded to be honest
Why stop at scaring the kids? Playing Slayer, full blast at 3am on a dark Winters morning will make everyone in your neighborhood run for cover |
5 | Radiohead Everything In Its Right Place
Thom Yorke's voice can be scary as the best of time but when he's in 'Paranoid Electro' mood he can evem make grown men hide under their bedsheets |
6 | Panic! At The Disco I Write Sins Not Tragedies
What? the first time I heard this I almost soiled myself with fear |
7 | Iggy And The Stooges Raw Power
Like Velvet Underground jamming in a rusty Caravan after a week-long drug bender |
8 | Cradle Of Filth Gilded Cunt
Yes, we know it sucks and they make you wanna smash you TV/Stereo everytime you hear them but still. . . . Cradle Of Filth are a really f**king scary band. I blame the make-up |
9 | Coldplay Fix You
You find me one kid who can sit through 5 minutes of Chris Martin's whining and I'll give you a gold medal |
10 | Bright Eyes Time Code
The point where Emo poster boy Conor Oberst ditched the acoustic guitar in favour for synths and drum machines to scare the shit out of every teenage girl in America |
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