drasticaction74
07.20.11 | 7/7 artwork fuckyeah |
IrishJay91
07.20.11 | ilu |
KeithStone582
07.20.11 | There was one with a sea bear... |
Electric City
07.20.11 | its band geeks this is in no way debatable |
tiesthatbind
07.20.11 | Chocolate With Nuts followed by Band Geeks |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | how appropriate |
Hawks
07.20.11 | The one when Squidward can't win the crane game or the one where he figures out he likes Krabby Patties. |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | spongebob's face when he finds out squidward likes krabby patties. incredible. |
toxin.
07.20.11 | Chocolate? CHOCOLATEEE |
wyankeif1337
07.20.11 | CHOCOLATE |
Uranium
07.20.11 | this makes me lol..... still.... ten years later. not the full clip just whatever he says at the
beginning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15ijHu9Ek00&feature=related |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | HOORAY GARY. WE'RE FINALLY HUGE. |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | fucking LOL Uranium. |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | Grandma's Kisses
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
No Weenies Allowed
Sailor Mouth
Idiot Box
Honorable Mentions: New Student Starfish, Band Geeks, Chocolate With Nuts, F.U.N., Hall Monitor |
Parallels
07.20.11 | East? I thought you said WEEEEAST? |
Parallels
07.20.11 | its band geeks this is in no way debatable [2] |
IrishJay91
07.20.11 | I wumbo, You wumbo, He-She-Me wumbo |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | Band Geeks was only good the first 5 times or so |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | Wumboing? Wumbology? The study of Wumbo! THIS IS FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!! |
Parallels
07.20.11 | oh god why did you have to start me up...
STILLL NO PICKLLLEESSSS |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | two gold doubloons!
i LOVE that chorale voice shit they sing that in. |
dammets
07.20.11 | Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh
Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh
Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh |
toxin.
07.20.11 | Band Geeks is classic, too.
lol^ i laughed. |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | Can I hear the one that goes be-boo-boo-boo-beep?
Krab Borg should probably an HM as well. |
wyankeif1337
07.20.11 | damn, i forgot about Band Geeks |
dammets
07.20.11 | @fromDaHood
Yes! Love that one |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | feature this list plzzz |
climactic
07.20.11 | Band Geeks and Shanghaid |
toxin.
07.20.11 | F is for friends who do stuff together
(inb4planktonversion) |
tiesthatbind
07.20.11 | Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. |
crazyblinddude
07.20.11 | Chocolate episode ftw |
dammets
07.20.11 | You Doodle. Me Spongebob. |
Electric City
07.20.11 | oh yeah shanghaid
LEEEDLELEEEEDLELEEEDLELEEEEDLE |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | U is for U and Me |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | U IS FOR URANIUM. BOMBS. |
IrishJay91
07.20.11 | everything is chrome in the future |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS!!! Or N-E-where at any time at all |
tiesthatbind
07.20.11 | N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS
WHEN YOU... |
dammets
07.20.11 | MY NAMES...NOT...RRRIIIIIIIICK! |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | Plankton! That's not what fun is all about! |
IrishJay91
07.20.11 | it's all true! the merriment. the peanut. the Patrick. |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | GOOD GRAVE HE'S NAKED |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | do you mean she...puts on airs? |
toxin.
07.20.11 |
F is frolic through all of the flowers
Ninja'd. |
Uranium
07.20.11 | bombs |
Hawks
07.20.11 | Need some change? Nooooo. But why? Because...I'm all out of MONEEEEEEEEEY! |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry |
tiesthatbind
07.20.11 | Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear.
OH NO HE'S HOT! |
dammets
07.20.11 | Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end. |
IrishJay91
07.20.11 | EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!! |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | shoot. that was my last quarter. |
toxin.
07.20.11 | Patrick, your genius is showing.
*Covers crotch* WHERE???? |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | Every
Villain
Is
Lemons |
Hawks
07.20.11 | Make out reef. Ya know, make out reef? |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | Make out reef. Good times, good times. |
toxin.
07.20.11 | Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: He was number one! |
whywontyoudie
07.20.11 | I'll give you a MILLION DOLLARS for that hat! |
tiesthatbind
07.20.11 | We should take Bikini Bottom, and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! |
Trebor.
07.20.11 | Where's the leak mam? |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | FINLAND |
lucasjcockcroft
07.20.11 | the one were Spongebob is trained for his KK job. fuck yes |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | Wait, then who turned off the lights?
Nosferatu! |
tiesthatbind
07.20.11 | Krusty Krab Pizza...is the pizza for you and me |
Trebor.
07.20.11 | GOLD TEAM RULES! |
someguest
07.20.11 | Who you callin' a pinhead?
First four seasons of the show were genius. Then it fell off. |
Hawks
07.20.11 | THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | I used to be able to recite Graveyard Shift word for word and give stage directions |
someguest
07.20.11 | "Krusty Krab Pizza...is the pizza for you and me"
haha his face at that point is priceless |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | someone call the police, there's a pants theif on the loose |
iswimfast
07.20.11 | its band geeks this is in no way debatable [3] |
toxin.
07.20.11 | POOP
People
Order
Our
Patties |
dammets
07.20.11 | Im not a krusty krab. |
saucy
07.20.11 | May i take your hat sir?
May i take your hat sir? |
Baphomet
07.20.11 | the one where they think they kill the health inspector |
Uranium
07.20.11 | i'm not a weenie |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | lol saucy |
Deviant.
07.20.11 | Never watched |
Slum
07.20.11 | you didn't say Graveyard Shift, this list needs to be deleted |
taylormemer
07.20.11 | Never got the point. Also, had to leave for school earlier than most kids so always missed out. :( |
toxin.
07.20.11 | lol saucy [2] |
UnnamedOcean
07.20.11 | I have always been a big fan of Shanghaied. |
Relinquished
07.20.11 | that one where spongebob and patrick make fun of texas
"hey patrick guess who I am"
"uhh, stupid"
"no I'm Texas" |
Relinquished
07.20.11 | the stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to shine over dumb old stupid Texas |
Winesburgohio
07.20.11 | The one when they go aboard the flying dutchmans ship is gold |
AbyssalCreation
07.20.11 | I love
Band Geeks*obligatory*
Walking Small
Big Pink Loser
Graveyard Shift
The Nasty Patty
Dying For Pie
Hall Monitor |
AbyssalCreation
07.20.11 | THE MANIC IS IN THE MAILBOX |
UnnamedOcean
07.20.11 | Almost all of the episodes from seasons 2 and 3 are gold. |
Emim
07.20.11 | The FLASH SINGING
The RASH BRINGING
Yes....the HASH SLINGING SLASHER
Band Geeks and the Camping episodes are the best. |
AbyssalCreation
07.20.11 | oh yeah how could I forget The Camping Episode.THAT WAS AN OVAL IT HAS TO BE A CIRCLE!
The episode with The Magic Conch is great as well. |
Emim
07.20.11 | "What'd I do that time...?"
"I don't know, maybe he just doesn't like you!" |
toxin.
07.20.11 | The Campfire Song Song is classic. How DID we forget that until now/ |
Emim
07.20.11 | C
A
M
P
F
I
R
E
S
O
N
G SONG!
Patrick!
SONG!
CAMPFIR...
Squidward!
......
Good! |
toxin.
07.20.11 | Isn't Patrick more like
bluh ugh uhh ugh bluggghh and other onomatopoeic words for grunting? |
Emim
07.20.11 | Nah he actually starts singing it correctly and then Spongebob cuts him off for Squiward to chime in |
toxin.
07.20.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oOu-vKx7Qk
I meant in the background while Spongebob's singing. It isn't grunting though. Random letters I think. Or maybe he's spelling it right and I can't hear. Not sure. |
Emim
07.20.11 | lol, yeah, when he's singing Patrick's just shouting random letters |
DoubtGin
07.20.11 | Patrick is the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubePTrs2VJc |
ZilbelPing
07.20.11 | While I was reading all the quotes on this thread, I had all the characters voices going through my head.
I love spongebob |
DoubtGin
07.20.11 | FINLAND! |
Cuban Pete
07.20.11 | band geeks, shanghaied, sailor mouth, the camping episode, krusty krab training video. |
jayfatha
07.20.11 | Is this the Krusty Krab?
...No, this is Patrick |
someguest
07.20.11 | lmfao
I got a few dvds of the first few seasons laying around somewhere, I'll have to watch some today. |
BigHans
07.20.11 | any episode with Plankton |
sixthgoldenticket
07.20.11 | band geeks or the episode with mrs.puff stealing his car |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.20.11 | How has no one said MY LEG!!! yet?
|
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | weenie hut general?! |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.20.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7-5dc5O5E&feature=related
Basically captures my 15 favorite Patrick moments |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | I'm squidwarrrrrdd I'm squidwarrrrrd squidward squidward squidward |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | "hey patrick guess who I am"
"uhh, stupid"
"no I'm Texas" [2] |
Parallels
07.20.11 | AHHH I CAUGHT THE UGLLLYY! |
Parallels
07.20.11 | "TAKE IT SPONGEBOB, TAKE IT PLEASE, AND PROMISE ME THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I MAY BEG, AND PLEAD, AND CRY... DONT GIVE THAT PAPER BACK TO ME, EVER."
"...so, i take that as a possible no?" |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.20.11 | "That's not a stupid noise, that's just Junior about to jump out of a two story window" |
JudasVanquisher
07.20.11 | "once there was an ugly barnicle, he was so ugly everyone died, the end!" :D |
Trebor.
07.20.11 | The one where Spongebob goes into peoples dreams is my favorite
Especially Squidward's dream
|
trymedude
07.20.11 | Yeah after the movie the show went to crap |
Trebor.
07.20.11 | Yeah after the movie the show went to crap
Yes |
IrishJay91
07.20.11 | yea. movie itself was actually pretty good though. |
toxin.
07.20.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL2HafxlRw4&feature=related
Yeah after the movie the show went to crap [2]
I still watch it when I have nothing else to do. It's pretty terrible compared to the classic earlier episodes |
demigod!
07.20.11 | Are you finished those errands? |
drasticaction74
07.20.11 | get a dog little longie |
demigod!
07.20.11 | the one where they paint Mr. Krabs' garage is really good too |
eatdogs
07.20.11 | running through the perfume department... |
Electric City
07.20.11 | i had four biscuits, and i ate one. then i only had three |
MisterTornado
07.20.11 | The one with the Pantera song in it |
mvp
07.20.11 | i wish the new eps didnt blow. they definitely lowered the age group at which this is targeted. |
dammets
07.20.11 | I haven't seen any of the new episodes from the past few years. What's so bad about them? |
toxin.
07.20.11 | ^Well IMO they're enjoyable (I guess) but there's definitely nothing noteworthy about the eps. There are no moments like the 50 that've been posted here that are basically television classics. That's what make them so bad to me personally. |
Trebor.
07.20.11 | The newer episodes are made for a younger audience
|
mvp
07.20.11 | They upped the bright colors and baby talk voices. The jokes aren't anything creative or profound that would make an adult laugh. |
Trebor.
07.20.11 | Spongebob's voice got really weird too |
FromDaHood
07.20.11 | I always hated when Spongebob cried. What a waste of good TV airtime. |
Realm
07.20.11 | the first episode DUH |
EverythingEvil2113
07.20.11 | "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - patrick
"No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument" - squidward
Patrick raises his hand in the air
"Horseradish isn't an instrument either" - squidward
Patrick lowers his hand |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.20.11 | New episode in two minutes, for nostalgia's sake |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.20.11 | Plankton just sang a version of Pinball Wizard about Squidward playing the clarinet. Mind. Blown. |
TheArkitecht
07.20.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs_R7QmbSws&feature=related
This face still cracks me up now. |
AbyssalCreation
07.21.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCLFZ1EGrBQ&feature=related |
TMobotron
07.21.11 | god i love spongebob |
Masochist
07.21.11 | Spongebob: (banging on Krusty Krab vault door) SQUIDWARD!!!! You can't eat all those Krabby Patties at one time!
Squidward: (skeptically, while gorging himself on Krabby Patties) What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
Spongebob: No, worse! It'll all go to your thighs...
(shot pulls back to reveal Squidwards's ridiculously fattened thighs.)
Spongebob: ...and then you'll blow up.
(Squidward explodes.) |
toxin.
07.21.11 | I can't believe I didn't remember this "paper" episode at all. I had to read the Wikia entry to remember it.. |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.21.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUNyKoM4rpo&feature=related
This song is a classic |
dammets
07.21.11 | So I have the entire 1st season on dvd. Cool, but season 2 and 3 are better. |
drasticaction74
06.17.12 | we've got a tape recorder BOX |
YoYoMancuso
09.16.12 | Where's the leak, ma'am? |
YoYoMancuso
09.16.12 | Or when they're stranded in the ocean and Mr. Krabs starts jumping rope with his eye |
jmnewcomer18
07.21.13 | Pizza Delivery or gtfo....... |
facupm
07.21.13 | Patrick is the best character on a cartoon ever |
facupm
07.21.13 | Patrick is the best character on a cartoon ever |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | IT'S TR HASHING SLINGING HASH BRINGING THINGING BLINGINGDINGING!
IT'S THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!! |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | Ripped pants.
Weenie hut junior:
"I had a bowl of nails for breakfast." "Yeah, so?" "WITHOUT ANY MILK." "Come right this way!"
Hall moniter: weeboo weeboo
"He's just standing there...MENACINGLY!!"
"WEEBOO WEEBOO WEEBOO!" |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | Friend is a friend till the end of the end
That's forever, and a day
Stay by your side, won't hear me say bye
'Cause that's what friends do (that's what friends do)
'Cause that's what friends do (that's what friends to) |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.21.13 | "Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on." |
DegausserGuernica24
07.21.13 | FIIIIIIIIIIIINLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND |
bach
07.21.13 | The one with pantera and Band Geeks |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.21.13 | And the one where they think Squidward is dead. That's a pretty morbid episode for a kid's show.
"One watermelon fresh from the manure field, your spookiness!" |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | Can't (pbbbttt) believe (pbbbttt) nobody's said (pbbbttt) Rock Bottom yet (pbbbttt). |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | AHOOOOOO
NEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE
LEEDLE LEEDLELEEEDLEE LEEE |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | And we have a winner! Rocky the rock!
"What can I say? He's got nerves of steel!"
squidward TORTELLINI? |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | Skool Is 4 Chumpz |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | WHERE AM I? |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | What did you do to my drink?!
I...I...
You WHAT?!?!
You asked for a COUPLE of ice cubes... and I only put in ONE! |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | And nobody's mentioned Squid On Strike yet? |
Judio!
07.21.13 | Face Freeze is obviously the best episode. If you don't think Face Freeze is the best, you're a poser. |
Gwyn.
07.21.13 | CHOOOOOOOOCOLATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
ZilbelPing
07.21.13 | Spongebob: Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!
Teen fish: What the heck does that mean?
SpongeBob: I don't know. Squidward told me to yell it at people! |
ZilbelPing
07.21.13 | Why don't you go home Patrick? You can compete in the Laying Under a Rock All Day Games!
Well, at least I don't polish my fingernails.
You take that back!
Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!
You don't even have fingernails.
....I cannot believe what I am hearing!
How can you hear it? You don't have ears either!
*Patrick stutters*
Holes! Holes!
Cone head!
Yellow!
Pink! |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | YELLOW!
PINK! |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | "oh god why did you have to start me up...
STILLL NO PICKLLLEESSSS"
the music when spongebob was training in that episode was epic. |
Trebor.
07.21.13 | Yo Squid my man, why da fuck is we be havin to be at work at 4 in da fuckin morning. Who do fuck is wantin a crabby patty at this time ya mean?
Cut to Patrick asleep in his house. His alarm goes off
Ah, time for my 4 O'clock crabby patty, fuck yeah!
|
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | that was some real family guy shit right there. |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | Anything from the 4th season onward doesn't exist in my book. |
Ignimbrite
07.21.13 | CHOCOLAAAAAAATE |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | My drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp?! Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
But... you didn't order any-
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!?!!?! |
Trebor.
07.21.13 | Did he like the pizza?
He sure did, he liked it so much he ate it in one bite
The one time Squidward was nice to Spongebob damn I'm tearing up |
Ire
07.21.13 | help wanted is the best one
that or the anchor arms one |
Spag
07.21.13 | The episode with The Strangler lol. |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | Who's scarier, the Hash-Slinging Slasher or the Tattle-Tale Strangler? |
YoYoMancuso
07.21.13 | Clams, just for the scene where Mr. Krabs skips rope with his eyeballs. |
toxin.
07.21.13 | best list ever, proud to have commented so many times itt |
Spag
07.21.13 | the one where spongebob lives with patrick that one too
lol you mean the one when they're taking care of the baby clam? |
toxin.
07.21.13 | SPIDERS
slam slam slam slam |
dimsim3478
07.21.13 | Now you must acquire a taste in...free form jazz. |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | Oh yes. The cuss word episode. I laughed so hard every time omg. |
Trebor.
07.21.13 | "the one where spongebob lives with patrick that one too"
He probably means the one where those fuckers eat his house and he lives with a bunch of different characters |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | "Hey Patrick. I'm mad."
"Me too."
"Yeah? What's wrong with you?"
"I can't see my head."
--------
"I know, let's take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else!"
"PUSH! PUSH!" |
StallionMang
07.21.13 | That idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED! |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | Oops. I meant to say "forehead" earlier, not just "head". |
MrSirLordGentleman
07.21.13 | AND IT'S SWEEET, SWEEET, SWEEET VICTORY, YEAH!!!! |
IbenizGEO1
07.21.13 | ^ good song |
YoYoMancuso
07.21.13 | oh and the Pretty Patties episode is genius as well.
"Look what I got under me kilt!" |
Cygnatti
07.21.13 | I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe (while watering my spice garden) and I only cried for 20 minutes. |
MisterTornado
07.22.13 | my leg |
TMobotron
07.22.13 | spongebob's first few seasons rule so hard it's insane. I always really loved frankendoodle because doodlebob makes me lol, but it's probably not the best. |
YoYoMancuso
07.22.13 | ^ i was voted most artistic in high school! |
infernalruin
07.22.13 | is mayonnaise an instrument? |
someguest
07.22.13 | "spongebob's first few seasons rule so hard it's insane. I always really loved frankendoodle because doodlebob makes me lol, but it's probably not the best."
the best part is when he erases spongebob's asscrack. lulz every time. |
Trebor.
07.22.13 | doodlebob is one of the later great episodes |
someguest
07.22.13 | you can tell when hillenburg left the show, it took a shit immediately |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.22.13 | I want a Foxy Grandpa hat. |
YourDarkAffected
07.22.13 | definitely ppbbtt Rock ppbbtt Bottom ppbbtt |
TMobotron
07.22.13 | Lol that ep is genuinely creepy which is awesome. |