sonictheplumber: Church Was Gay

KILL 07.28.11	dude why did you even go what would burke say
KILL 07.28.11	oh yea m/ dude did they talk about moses
KILL 07.28.11	hahaha damn dude fuckin pricks you dont belong with those fags dude was ted haggard there
Satellite 07.28.11	i got baptized so my parents would buy me a snowboard when i was 14 and haven't been back since /m/
KILL 07.28.11	dude im not even joking right now i hate it but it happened i was baptized
KILL 07.28.11	like a few years back i tried looking into some sort of reversal but nah im fuckin stuck with that gay shit forever
SeaAnemone 07.28.11	lol KILL is a TRU CHRISTIAN so m/
KILL 07.28.11	dude its cos my nan is all religious and she made me mum do it even though shes like nah god is dead sea i bet you go to church every fuckin day visiting your old priest for a catch up you dirty cunt
Jethro42 07.28.11	Jesus loves you, sonic.
KILL 07.28.11	jethro have you ever read the codex
JamieTwort 07.28.11	Haven't been to church in like 10 years.
Jethro42 07.28.11	which one, KILL?
SeaAnemone 07.28.11	nah i told my parents i wanted to stop going when i was 12 now i go every once in a while for community service to help the needy but other than that i stay far away
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	I had a communion when I was like 14 to get a shitload of money and eat all day long. 2 days later I got out of church so I won't have to pay taxes and shit won't be on any paper. Europe's awesome.
KILL 07.28.11	i havent been to church since i was like 5 i think
KILL 07.28.11	so like 6 years ago
coleba 07.28.11	begrudgingly had a catholic wedding. told the priest i didn't believe any of the shit he would be saying and he was like that's ok. lol.
JamieTwort 07.28.11	lol. It's probably more than 10 years actually.
KILL 07.28.11	jethro what?
Jethro42 07.28.11	the codex, I'm not familiarized with that word
Crysis 07.28.11	church is not very trve
KILL 07.28.11	its the devils bible bro
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	The best thing I ever saw in a church was the dad of a pal. He was sitting there, drinking beer and listening to music and occasionally being like "dude, that sucks".
Jethro42 07.28.11	ok, I might check it out one day.
coleba 07.28.11	had a seizure at my religious marriage retreat, pretty sure god won that day.
Megadeth 07.28.11	did any of you guys go to jesus camp
DeafMetal 07.28.11	nice
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	I used to have to go to church like once every year with my grantparents and aunts and uncles and shit cause my parents aren't religious but now they think i worship satan and they tried to get me an intervention.
Aids 07.28.11	"they asked us if we knew who wrote genesis and I was like peter gabriel and no one laughed" hahahaha awesome, well done
coleba 07.28.11	he. is. never. coming. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
Jethro42 07.28.11	Jesus is coming soon.
BigHans 07.28.11	Fuck Deicide
WeepingBanana 07.28.11	i was baptized, recieved reconciliation, recieved my first communion and was confirmed why oh why did i ever go that far
BigHans 07.28.11	because thats what most normal people do, Weeping
Maniac! 07.28.11	"because thats what most normal people do, Weeping" What?
Ire 07.28.11	sonic sold out hate that faggot
coleba 07.28.11	And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
Acanthus 07.28.11	Tool ftw!
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	"What?" Dude, you're homeschooled. Get outta here.
Megadeth 07.28.11	dude ire he had to go for a joint you cant blame him i mean yea i was kinda like what when he said he was going but i understand m/
Crysis 07.28.11	hard jams inc
BigHans 07.28.11	oh Im sorry Brandon, didnt realize you couldnt grasp the basic concept that the majority of normal people in America (ie, those that are not bums on the street or live smack dab in the fucking ghetto), get baptized and confirmed.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	Pretty sure most people on the ghetto go to church.
coleba 07.28.11	guess he forgot we had taken a wormhole back to the 1600s.
BigHans 07.28.11	Pretty sure most people on the ghetto go to church. ^ You might have a point. Was thinking more about people living in the streets.
Crysis 07.28.11	lolgettingconfirmed
DeafMetal 07.28.11	christ's... precious... blood... poisoned!
coleba 07.28.11	my personal fav is when i ask ppl if they believe christ literally rose from the grave, they say no, it's symbolic, but that doesn't matter.
BigHans 07.28.11	Im not arguing one belief's side vs another, but its still a fact that despite the rise of atheism/agnotisciscm/overall snarkiness in this country, more people believe in God than do not.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	I'd think the majority of poor people are religious. Religion offers a lot of ways to forget a current bad situation or have some hope that they might leave it someday.
Maniac! 07.28.11	Your use of "most" and "normal" in that comment bothers me.
BigHans 07.28.11	oh sorry, forgot you are an atheist intellectual on par with Hitchens, didn't mean to offend you.
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	"majority of normal people in America" Let me correct you and say most people in the western world. Though, one has to say that is more of a tradition that goes with the will of your parent. But then again, you can "step out" of church here as soon as you're 14.
Counterfeit 07.28.11	I was baptized when I was a youngin. I think that they should make you wait till your old enough to decide on your own if You want to shackle yourself onto the Christian religion, instead of your parent doing it as a baby but that's just me.
coleba 07.28.11	atheists account for less than 1% of the american population, it's true.
Maniac! 07.28.11	"oh sorry, forgot you are an atheist intellectual on par with Hitchens, didn't mean to offend you." lol talk about snarkiness. You get worked up really easily apparently.
Maniac! 07.28.11	"I was baptized when I was a youngin. I think that they should make you wait till your old enough to decide on your own if You want to shackle yourself onto the Christian religion, instead of your parent doing it as a baby but that's just me." obvious logic is obvious.
Crysis 07.28.11	"I was baptized when I was a youngin. I think that they should make you wait till your old enough to decide on your own if You want to shackle yourself onto the Christian religion, instead of your parent doing it as a baby but that's just me. " 123456789
BigHans 07.28.11	Let me correct you and say most people in the western world. Though, one has to say that is more of a tradition that goes with the will of your parent. ^ Yeah I shouldn't have left out Western Europe. And you are correct about the will of parents. Thats the point I was arguing. Whether or not someone WANTS to get baptized or confirmed, they usually will because the majority of parents will make them.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	"I think that they should make you wait till your old enough to decide on your own" That defeats the whole point of religion.
BigHans 07.28.11	Im only snarky for you Brandon
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	"That defeats the whole point of religion." No, it doesn't. Unless we still want to stick to the "convert all infidels"-stuff but I'd guess since the Conquistadores went a bit apeshit that stuff is pretty much out ouf style nowadays.
Acanthus 07.28.11	"That defeats the whole point of religion." Winning comment so far! I was never baptized, always fought it due a fear of water when I was younger.
UnnamedOcean 07.28.11	Church is just a place people attend to compare clothing.
Crysis 07.28.11	o look a fledgling argument on religion on sputnik how novel
Maniac! 07.28.11	"Im only snarky for you Brandon" Well just in case you didn't notice, I was kidding about what you said.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	Sputnikdebates.com
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	"always fought it due a fear of water when I was younger." Wow, you must have reeked really badly.
Maniac! 07.28.11	"o look a fledgling argument on religion on sputnik how novel" It was me! I did it! mememememe!
BigHans 07.28.11	I was raised pretty religious, went to the Bible Camps, got baptized, confirmed etc. I do believe in God, because that is my opinion and my choice. As I get older I associate myself less and less with all of the regulations of the church, but I still go every once in awhile. What bugs me about some atheists is not what they believe, but the fact they think they are intellectually superior to ALL Christians. For case in point watch any video/read any essay by Hitchens, Dawkins, Condell, etc. They are all extremely arrogant and firmly beleive they are always the smartest people in the room.
Crysis 07.28.11	maniac and bighans enter thread 200 comments later....
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	"It was me! I did it! mememememe!" You really have to be a bit less obvious with your attention whoring.
KILL 07.28.11	hans you wouldnt like it over here no one believes in god its crazy
BigHans 07.28.11	KILL, all of those famous atheists are stodgy old British dudes, so that doesn't surprise me in the least.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	I like to make christians angry but its not because i'm an atheist its because im an asshole.
Maniac! 07.28.11	"You really have to be a bit less obvious with your attention whoring." That defeats the purpose of my sputpersona.
UnnamedOcean 07.28.11	@BigHans Richard Dawkins can be rather arrogant, but at the same time he kind of gives atheists a representative, which is good wen you are a minority group. I think Dawkins can be a bit cruel, but I more so admire him for his influence in biology, not religion.
Acanthus 07.28.11	@Wolfhorde - won't deny, made me chuckle there sir! Even when I was young the thought of being held under the water never really appealed to me. @BigHans - I always gather that they feel that way due to a lack of competent religious authors, or their difference in styles.
Vesper 07.28.11	o look a fledgling argument on religion on sputnik how novel [2] Also, you guys need to look further than Hitchens and Dawkins if you want to be taken seriously in any (academic) debate about religion beyond Internet squabbles.
KILL 07.28.11	the only guy i know who believes in something is my mate simon who believes in satan but not god, i'm like man you are dumb as shit
BigHans 07.28.11	Theres always morons on every side of the spectrum. Hardcore Christians that believe every word of the Bible and force it down peoples throats are just as annoying as stody arrogant "intellectual" atheists.
DeafMetal 07.28.11	"Wow, you must have reeked really badly." ha ha
Crysis 07.28.11	as mikael akerfeldt would say GOD IS DEADDDDDDDDDDDD
coleba 07.28.11	without dawkins we wouldn't have memes which means we wouldn't have sputnik.
KILL 07.28.11	guys i dont believe in anything and dont give a shit about fuck all, when people talk about atheism i'm like BORING what am i?
BigHans 07.28.11	Going off my own experiences Crysis. Remember that stereotypes usually exist for a reason. Case in point, Maniac likes to bash relgion constantly, and he is constantly bragging about how smart he is, how many books he's read, how ignorant his parent's faith is, etc.
BigHans 07.28.11	KILL, dude you're a fucking NIHLIST
KILL 07.28.11	i will choose freewill
Crysis 07.28.11	Yeah i edited my post because i realized you know what everyone has stereotypes
Crysis 07.28.11	church of the flying spaghetti monster is the only way to be
Parallels 07.28.11	you tell God church is gay and satan will make you gay. They used to be buddies you know
Acanthus 07.28.11	They've got the cool hats that double as protection against the aliens too!
BigHans 07.28.11	Anybody who thinks Im a hardcore relgious nut should hear me bash the fuck out of Catholocism. I believe in God, not the Catholic church.
Maniac! 07.28.11	"Case in point, Maniac likes to bash relgion constantly, and he is constantly bragging about how smart he is, how many books he's read, how ignorant his parent's faith is, etc." No I don't.
KILL 07.28.11	nah dude im not like THERE IS NO GOD TRUE MORALITY DOES NOT EXIST im more like i dont give a shit i just want to rock
Parallels 07.28.11	thats the way to go hans
coleba 07.28.11	the fate of belief systems around the world comes down to one sputnik list. who will win and what comment # will seal it.
Crysis 07.28.11	rushianity
BigHans 07.28.11	KILL, there is a label for you, its Nihlist. You believe in nothing. NOTHING LEBOWSKI.
Crysis 07.28.11	kingcrimonism
BigHans 07.28.11	NIHLISTS! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenants of national socialism dude, at least its an ethos.
Maniac! 07.28.11	"bragging about how smart he is, how many books he's read" Never have I done this in my entire life. I may have done it in jest with you, but I don't think I am smarter than anyone else. "how ignorant his parent's faith is" I bring up the fact that I disagree with the religion and dislike attending their services, but I don't bash them for it.
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	It actually doesn't matter duckshit what you believe in as long as you don't act like some moronic king on his throne.
Jethro42 07.28.11	I believe in God, not the Catholic church[2]
BigHans 07.28.11	Coleba, Im guessing your wife was Catholic and made you convert to have the wedding? My ex was Catholic, and I told her I wasn't getting married unless it was in a Lutheran church because 1. 75% of Catholicism is a steaming load of bullshit, and 2. Catholic weddings often take 2 hours, Lutheran ones take 20 minutes.
KILL 07.28.11	hans do you like freewills lyrics
BigHans 07.28.11	yes I do KILL. A man is nothing if not free.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	Catholics are the only cool christians because they eat their own savior how awesome is that?
coleba 07.28.11	not only did i not convert, i grilled the priest about pedophilia during our sessions, and told him i didn't recognize my baptism or believe in any of it. but he was apparently cool with that and married us anyway. pretty cool guy; he told me he used to be a playa before joining the church. needless to say this process didn't do much for my faith.
BigHans 07.28.11	well I could be crazy Hyperion but Ive been going to Lutheran churches all my life and during communion they say this is the body and blood of Christ, so thats not limited to Catholics.
KILL 07.28.11	sweet do you like sacrificial suicides lyrics
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	Hans, you remind me of my religion course Doctor. One hell of an intelligent dude, but he's always mocking Catholicism for fun.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	Ok well then they're cool too.
BigHans 07.28.11	to be fair, I just went to a wedding last weekend in a Catholic church and it only took 45 minuts, and the Priest was actually a pretty knarly dude, young guy with long hair who liked to say "man" alot. Definitely a step up from the traditional old dude Catholic priests.
Parallels 07.28.11	protestant power
Vesper 07.28.11	"well I could be crazy Hyperion but Ive been going to Lutheran churches all my life and during communion they say this is the body and blood of Christ, so thats not limited to Catholics." Difference between transubstantiation and consubstantiation, Hans.
BigHans 07.28.11	well thank you Wolfhorde, but I guarentee that guy is smarter than me. I just have some issues with the Catholic church is all. I think alot of their special rules are just ROCK FUCK retarded. The first one is how priests can't marry, dumbest fucking rule ever.
coleba 07.28.11	children should not be left alone with any man who has forsaken a carnal life, ever, no matter what the belief system. it is a biological fact that long-term suppression takes its toll and leads to deviancy. not to say most can't resist that, but obviously many can't.
BigHans 07.28.11	Vesper, that may be true, but the underlying notion is the same, or at least they present it that way.
KILL 07.28.11	but dude what would god say about fuckin kids
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	He hasnt said anything yet has he?
KILL 07.28.11	he will be pissed at the gate
BigHans 07.28.11	I just asked him, he's against it.
Acanthus 07.28.11	@Hyperion - but then again he's a quiet guy
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	@Hans: Well, you both take it to a more amusing approach - which I also like. Second last day he was like "we're gonna watch a jesus movie now" and we watched Life Of Brian. Oh, and he's always making fun of that Texan creationist in our course. But she really is one dumb dipshit.
BigHans 07.28.11	KILL, dude, you should take up Deism. It means you believe in God for scientific reasons and has nothing to do with relgion. Or at least thats what I think it is based on the snippet I read about it like 3 years ago, I could be wrong, but look it up man, something to latch onto, could even make a Rush song about it.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	Deism is the belief that god was here and started shit but he's been gone for a long time and doesn't bother in the affairs of the world anymore.
BigHans 07.28.11	definitely sounds like a RUSH topic
Maniac! 07.28.11	Close, Hans. Deism just means you believe in a deity of some sort, typically one that is not a personal being. It really doesn't have anything to do with science.
KILL 07.28.11	lol nah dude i dont have faith in faith i dont believe in belief
Maniac! 07.28.11	"Deism is the belief that god was here and started shit but he's been gone for a long time and doesn't bother in the affairs of the world anymore." In a nutshell, I suppose.
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	@Hyperion: Yeah, but philosophers took shit a bit further and and "deism" can also man that you believe that "god" is in nature and everything and shit. But yeah, essentially you're right.
Jethro42 07.28.11	i dont have faith in faith i dont believe in belief Snakes and Arrows, KILL
KILL 07.28.11	hahaha true fan
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	But you know what really pisses me off? When the idiot religious people say believing in something like the big bang or the other cosmological theories is the same as believing in god.
Jethro42 07.28.11	RUSH
Maniac! 07.28.11	": Yeah, but philosophers took shit a bit further and and "deism" can also man that you believe that "god" is in nature and everything and shit. But yeah, essentially you're right." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheism
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	@wolf I thought that was Pantheism.
BigHans 07.28.11	Close, Hans. Deism just means you believe in a deity of some sort, typically one that is not a personal being. It really doesn't have anything to do with science. ^ Yeah but isnt the underlying notion that science cannot disprove a God or isn't anywhere close to answering how the universe was created, thus the evidence points to a supreme being? I could be confusing this with something else.
DoubtGin 07.28.11	oh god why
Maniac! 07.28.11	"@wolf I thought that was Pantheism." it is "^ Yeah but isnt the underlying notion that science cannot disprove a God or isn't anywhere close to answering how the universe was created, thus the evidence points to a supreme being? I could be confusing this with something else." there is no "evidence that points to a supreme being", however some people are deists because religious gods are typically reasonably disprovable, however it is scientifically impossible to rule out an all knowing deity.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	Yeah most of our founding fathers were deists if im not mistaken. (For us USA'ers)
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	"@wolf I thought that was Pantheism." My bad. My old German teacher was pretty weird.. sometimes it was hard to decipher what she said.
BigHans 07.28.11	see Brandon, you are smart
Dismantle 07.28.11	god exists because the bible says so the bible is true because god says so
Maniac! 07.28.11	I'm not smart, I just like knowing stuff ;)
Dismantle 07.28.11	also, caress of steel
Maniac! 07.28.11	"god exists because the bible says so the bible is true because god says so" circular logic is circular. < 3
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	Beer tastes good because a man said so. A man said so because beer tastes good. And indeed, it does.
coleba 07.28.11	CS Lewis said jesus must have been the son of god because the only other explanation was that he was a lunatic, a liar, or worse, and no one believed that. That assumption is my main issue with religion.
Acanthus 07.28.11	I've always enjoyed that C.S. Lewis quote, it leaves so many options out that it endears itself to me.
Jethro42 07.28.11	''Can't you see'' is similar to 'Let her Cry' by Hootie and the Blowfish but song is great nonetheless. Thanks for showing me these guys!
Jethro42 07.28.11	LOL wrong thread cough cough
Trebor. 07.28.11	Having an atheist family is awesome No church ever
Relinquished 07.28.11	haven't been to church in over 666 years
Kubrick 07.28.11	"Yeah but isnt the underlying notion that science cannot disprove a God or isn't anywhere close to answering how the universe was created, thus the evidence points to a supreme being? I could be confusing this with something else." Ouch. I certainly hope there's no religion based on that logical fallacy. Science can't disprove that there's an invisible pink unicorn that lives under my bed. So I guess the "evidence" now points to its existence, right? Maybe there's a different definition of "evidence" that I'm just unaware of.
BigHans 07.28.11	yeah Kubrick Im not sure what the basis for it is, just thought I read that somewhere
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	Church ruled, got to see connor hook and ask him for my book back.
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	I didnt like what the pastor said too much he was stupid
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	Best pastor ever was that dude with the beard from Troll 2.
Maniac! 07.28.11	"yeah Kubrick Im not sure what the basis for it is, just thought I read that somewhere" SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	be nice
Uranium 07.28.11	church trolled you bro
Kubrick 07.28.11	Haha yeah I'm sure you have... It's unnerving how many people see rationality in that argument. All it takes is some very simple logical thought as well as an understanding of the word "evidence" to clearly see how little sense that sentiment actually makes. Obviously "god" cannot be disproven... that fact is inherent in the idea of what "god" is. But there are literally an infinite number of things that cannot be disproven, and none of the are any closer to existence or nonexistence based on our inability to identify them. Lack of proof is lack of proof.. it can't ever be evidence for anything. Also, an important point to make is that, the fact that something can't be disproven doesn't mean it is not unlikely. Like invisible pink unicorns for example. Sure, we can't prove they don't exist, but we can be 99% sure the don't regardless.
Uranium 07.28.11	"Having an atheist family is awesome No church ever" pretty rad
Kubrick 07.28.11	"Best pastor ever was that dude with the beard from Troll 2." Omg Troll 2. Movie is so fucking classic.
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	you guys should not make fun of church . it is mean
Acanthus 07.28.11	Yes, because church never ever ever makes fun of anything.
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	Hahahaha calm down dude. church was alright, they have soda and shit
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaK4jae7hsk
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	DOnt want to start an arguement, but i was raised by christians and shit, and the bible is actually a good book. but christians are dickheads yes.
Acanthus 07.28.11	"the bible is actually a good book" I'd actually like to hear your explanation, do you generally like anthologies?
Uranium 07.28.11	i read the bible; there's too much filler
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	The old testament was fun as fuck. The new testament however, is shit.
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	it was well written, and also, if it is false they did a good job of covering up thier tracks, if it isn't then still it is cool.
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	YEah new testament was pretty boring.
DocSportello 07.28.11	There's enough positive wisdom that can be taken at face value scattered throughout that it's worth reading at least once in your lifetime, especially if you're into self-discovery or higher realms of existence. This can be said for many religious texts, of course.
Acanthus 07.28.11	I have found myself siding with Hitchen's opinion of the bible as of late, the stylistic changes especially become grating when you are aware of them.
KronosRage 07.28.11	...
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	yeah i want to read the norse shit
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	I sense JEWRY here.
KronosRage 07.28.11	"you guys should not make fun of church . it is mean" lol'd
Uranium 07.28.11	" if you're into self-discovery or higher realms of existence" i read the bible and it did open my mind, but so did existentialism, even moreso you really just have to find what's suitable for your life's demands and call it good
AngelofDeath 07.28.11	Varg's gonna come in and burn this thread down.
AngelofDeath 07.28.11	Church of Morgoth m/
420yeah69RETURNS 07.28.11	Dude jesus dies for you like scotland.
AngelofDeath 07.28.11	Makes me want some Scotch.
Aids 07.28.11	List title has "church" in it ====> over 200 comments. Good ol sput.
Maniac! 07.28.11	obvs
Wolfhorde 07.28.11	It's all Branno's fault.
Maniac! 07.28.11	Indeed.
Hyperion1001 07.28.11	There's this old horror movie you guys should check out called The Church it's awesome. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094860/
lyon1535 07.29.11	Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. You can't disprove him.
coleba 07.29.11	200+ huh. Underachievers.
KILL 07.29.11	fists up if you think church sucks
KILL 07.29.11	m/
sifFlammable 07.29.11	fists up if you havent been baptised ioi m/
JamieTwort 07.29.11	m/ church sucks
KILL 07.29.11	sir you suck and i will find a way to reverse
sifFlammable 07.29.11	rofl kill u /christian/
KILL 07.29.11	dude i am proud of my christianity me and kimm we be in heaven laughing at all you peons burning hard
Baphomet 07.29.11	the one reason I choose to be an atheist and risk burning in hell is knowing that if there's a heaven kimm will be there and fuck that fuck that monkey fuck
BigHans 07.29.11	you guys are so hardcore
KILL 07.29.11	hans church is gay sorry its boring as shit the priests are actually gay and fuck kids and the bible is boring after like the second page
coleba 07.29.11	lulzsecular
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	I own/read Anton Lavey's Satanic Bible. Changed my life.
coleba 07.29.11	He was in the circus. Who else could you turn to after a trauma like that.
Pharoh 07.29.11	lol im gonna be laughing and throwing lightning bolts from heaven at all you after they finish my pyramid
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	One portion of the List of Infernal Names Abbadon Ahpuch Apollyn Balaam Bast Bile Chemosh Cimeries Coyote Gorgo Haborym Lilith Mammon Melek Taus Mictian Nihasa Pan Sedit Set Shaitan T'chort Thamuz Tunrida PRAISE THE DARK LORDS...FUCK YOUR GODS SELF RIGHTEOUS FURY WHICH DOESNT EXIST.
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	Send forth that messenger of voluptuous delights, and let these obscene vistas of my dark desires take form in future deeds and doings. My rod is athrust!The penetrating force of my venom shall shatter the sanctity of that mind which is barren of lust, and as the seed falleth, so shall it's vapours be spread within that reeling brain benumbing it to helplessness according to my will.
BigHans 07.29.11	MY ROD IS ATHRUST
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	MY ROD IS ATHEIST
coleba 07.29.11	Here's Tom with the weather.
Jethro42 07.29.11	mammon = synonym of money
Wolfhorde 07.29.11	Satan in the front seat, Satan in the back seat!
Leatherneck 07.29.11	Mammon lol if you knew what that means in my country you wouldn't call it an Infernal Name
Jethro42 07.29.11	tits?
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	I am often called coyote....no wonder the Indian Americans fear me for I am the human reincarnation of the beast. MWHUAHHHHHHHHH
Hyperion1001 07.29.11	Best part of satanism is the tits.
Wolfhorde 07.29.11	Tits on a shemale with a goathead. I don't want to know how many sexualities that represents.
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	Who wouldnt do Baphomet
BigHans 07.29.11	Balls you realize that believing in Satan automatically means you believe in Gods existence.
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	I dont really believe in Satan. I just love to parody. My BTTW persona is one big parody in itself.
BigHans 07.29.11	yesssssssssssss
Ovrot 07.29.11	i do fear balls
Pharoh 07.29.11	hans is right, satanism is a branch of christianity.
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	Thinking about joining a theater clique, Ishould, I could be bringing my insanity to a larger audience.
BigHans 07.29.11	you should start a YouTube Channel
omnipanzer 07.29.11	LIST AND THREAD ARE HOT SEX! I NEED A BIG TITTIED SHEMALE SUCCUBUS TO HELP ASSUAGE MY GUILT FOR HAVING READ THESE COMMENTS AND LAUGHING!
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	In reality I actually enjoy going to this unity church in my old town. But in essence I would like to live in a warped society thinking it's 1322. Anything remotely Renaissance, primeval, and self deluded from the confines of modernism. Wear animal masks freely, etc.
BallsToTheWall 07.29.11	I do think that believing/worshipping in forest gods, sun gods, ocean gods, moon gods, mountain gods, bestial gods would be so much cooler hasn't just a single jesus.
Pharoh 07.29.11	too much to keep up, way more questions
420yeah69RETURNS 07.29.11	jesus saves bros
Hyperbore 07.31.11	Well, it's church. Of course it's gay. Church used to be pretty cool guy who didn't afraid of anything but then they got rid of stuff like torturing heretics and crusading against Muslims. WEAK
North0House2 07.31.11	Church sucks lol. It's just watered down Scriptures anyway. I mean, seriously, the Bible in its true form is almost as gritty as it gets. I mean, people were impaling each other right and lift, people were eating their own children, and bears were called on by a prophet to kill a bunch of teenagers because they were making fun of his bald head. Seriously, it's so great. But, church makes it sound all lovey dovey and crap.
Hyperbore 07.31.11	"and bears were called on by a prophet to kill a bunch of teenagers because they were making fun of his bald head." One of the best Bible passages, hands down. Although my all-time favorite is still the one where an assassin killed a king so fat that so sword got lost in his belly and poo squirted out.
someguest 07.31.11	gayer than rush? doubt it.
Hyperbore 07.31.11	*that the sword No idea how that happened...
North0House2 07.31.11	"One of the best Bible passages, hands down. Although my all-time favorite is still the one where an assassin killed a king so fat that so sword got lost in his belly and poo squirted out." Ah yeah dude, Ehud, I believe was the king that was killed. That's one of my favorites as well. I still think it's pretty intense where Pinchas impales those two people outside the Tent of Meeting because they were mixing lol.
ShadowRemains 07.31.11	i love how some people blame god and shit for natural disasters and stuff like that, its like god raped mother nature in the ass and then was like "bitch u better kill some fuckers" or some shit /m/
Hyperion1001 07.31.11	Yeah, gods an asshole, he gave rich people an oscar but lets starving kids die of disease and hunger what a dick. Maybe that's why conservatives love him so much.
someguest 07.31.11	yeah, Shadow, I'm sure that's how it works.
ShadowRemains 07.31.11	it has to be right? hey anything is possible in god's world....
someguest 07.31.11	And it's pretty stupid to believe that God doesn't exist because some people have it better than others. It's called choices.
Hyperion1001 07.31.11	Gods an idiot too, if he wanted people to believe in him why not just kill the ones who didnt. I mean, that "he wants to give us free will" bullshit is so dumb. What if he just, i dont know, SHOWED UP instead of being liek "believe or i wont like you". What a pussy.
someguest 07.31.11	"lol tell that to a kid born poor in a 3rd world country with no means out." Nah, I'll tell his parents they shouldn't have fucked if they can't afford to support a child instead.
Hyperion1001 07.31.11	What do ya got in life if it aint fuckin?
foreverendeared 07.31.11	Just skimmed through this and had to mention how much bullshit this comment is: "atheists account for less than 1% of the american population, it's true." ....no that's not true.
someguest 07.31.11	Also, I am inclined to promote the belief that here in the United States we should require a mandatory abortion for all children who will not be supported with an income of $40,000 a year or more upon their birth.
Hyperbore 07.31.11	Ehud was the killer, I don't remember the king's name. Also "thank you God for bringin me back home safe imma sacrifice the first thing that runs outta my house k" God: "k" daughter runs out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" God is such a troll.
Hyperion1001 07.31.11	God probably only likes the atheists because they dont kill each other over stupid shit like FAITH.
Hyperbore 07.31.11	Sure they do.
Hyperbore 07.31.11	"Also, I am inclined to promote the belief that here in the United States we should require a mandatory abortion for all children who will not be supported with an income of $40,000 a year or more upon their birth." Money should be a factor but one out of many, and not even the most important one at that. Actually just forget abortions, STERILIZE FUCKING EVERYONE at birth, for life, unless they get a reproduction permit based on criteria like income, IQ, criminal record, etc.
North0House2 07.31.11	Ah yeah Ehud was the killer. The king was named Eglon. I get those two names mixed up.
someguest 07.31.11	Also, we need a two child limit here similar to China that way blacks will stop fucking.
Hyperion1001 07.31.11	What we need to do is stop messing with evolution and let it run it's course. The human race is beyond fucked because of all the bad traits that are kept alive by modern medicine and selfish reproduction.
someguest 07.31.11	Now back to reality...
ShadowRemains 07.31.11	i'd do the gravity thing but naaaah...
North0House2 07.31.11	Lol this thread.
Slum 07.31.11	jesus was pretty gay tbh
Slum 07.31.11	i wouldn't mind hanging out with jesus. HAHAAHAA
foreverendeared 07.31.11	phish fucking sucks dick
foreverendeared 07.31.11	yeah that's true he prob likes phish and bon jovi
TomArnoldsArmpit 07.31.11	"Also, we need a two child limit here similar to China that way blacks will stop fucking." Abortions will go up, fucking will stay the same.
someguest 07.31.11	I'm fine with that.
Wolfhorde 07.31.11	"lol jesus aint THAT gay bro" We don't know. But maybe he was, maybe that's why he got killed.
Hyperion1001 07.31.11	We just need cthulhu to wake up and show god who's boss.
Wolfhorde 07.31.11	God already got owned by esoteric Hitlerism and H.P. Lovecraft.
KronosRage 07.31.11	If god existed I would kick his ass and crucify his son oh wait...
KILL 07.31.11	the bible is a lie
ffs 07.31.11	im a valued member of the church of satan!!!!!!!!!!
PageTurner 08.03.11	I love this thread
Uranium 08.03.11	Why do they call god a him? It's not like he has a dick and balls; and then some hoes everynight. God should be an it, if anything.
FabiusPictor202 05.19.21	Why do they call god a him? It's not like he has a dick and balls; and then some hoes everynight. God should be an it, if anything.
Koris 05.19.21	Uranium asking the questions that truly matter
FabiusPictor202 05.19.21	it's comes from a storied intellectual tradition of pondering god's physical properties dont you know
Koris 05.19.21	There's definitely some divergent thinking involved there ;]