FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Go! |
alachlahol
08.22.11 | as long as im here no one will care whether you come or go |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | They always care about me alachlahol. I am Sputnik. |
FadeToBlack
08.22.11 | no i only care about alachlahol |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Don't lie to yourself, Fade. You have loved Pit since the day you've met him. |
alachlahol
08.22.11 | dude he loves you as much as he loves anaal nathrak |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | And if anyone actually takes this as me saying goodbye to Sputnik, well, you're more of an idiot than I originally thought. |
FadeToBlack
08.22.11 | Greenman was the only over sputniker I truly loved |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "dude he loves you as much as he loves anaal nathrak"
"dude he loves you as much as he loves anal"
That's more appropriate. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Greenman was the only over sputniker I truely loved"
How can you just stand there and bold-face lie to us? |
alachlahol
08.22.11 | damn you turned that one around on me you should rename yourself frankredhotcomebacks |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I don't know how that was a comeback. I believe it was more of an edit than anything. Alachlahol, why do you hate Pit so much? What has he ever done to you? |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | Hi. |
FadeToBlack
08.22.11 | bye |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | No need to say "bye," Fade. It's not fair that you grace us with your presence and then just bolt like this. |
alachlahol
08.22.11 | dude i dont hate you youd be at the top of my "sputnik guys to get hammered with" list cause wed get along like white on rice
change your name to franksredhotturnarounds |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Alachlahol, if we got hammered together, I'd be afraid of the consequences. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | Nick, 3 of your recs got put on my latest list. Go brag about it. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I don't have to, since you just did it for me. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | Lazy motherfucker. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Mazy fotherlucker |
JWT155
08.22.11 | Goonies never say die. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | frankredhot is one of my favorite users |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | goonies are good enough |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I'm everyone's favorite user. I don't know why Sputnik hasn't understood this yet. |
Emim
08.22.11 | his name is PIT
and you shall fear him, young one. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | "I'm everyone's favorite user. I don't know why Sputnik hasn't understood this yet."
and just like that, you're slippin'. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | ^Stop denying it, xplisit.
"his name is PIT
and you shall fear him, young one."
Was going to make a comment comparing me to the Christian God, but I felt it was inappopriate. |
Emim
08.22.11 | You're more of a greek god |
alachlahol
08.22.11 | nah man john lennon did it its cool |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | im more of a greek god |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | In retirement, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is PIT. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | ^Nice Fight Club reference. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | HIS NAME IS PIT
HIS NAME IS PIT
HIS NAME IS PIT
HIS NAME IS PIT |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | "In retirement, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is PIT."
I love you. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | First rule of Sputnik Fight Club- Keep your shirt on. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I'm guessing that means Balls wouldn't even make it in the front door.
Sorry Balls... |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Balls is allowed to be shirtless. His pecs are too amazing to deny shirtless entry. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Can I be in this fight club? I promise I'll keep my shirt on. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | If you want but I'm sure your pecs are amazing too. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Well I AM married to Balls. He keeps me lookin' good. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Do you have a choice? |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Of course I do. Balls respects my decisions.
As long as I work out every day and only eat organic foods. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Ewww
working out + Organic foods = Healthy
Who has time for all of that. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Not me, I just starve myself. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | ...but don't tell Balls. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | FYI I here laxatives can offer some aid to those with a busy schedule like yourself. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Yeah I'll take that into consideration. Or not. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I don't judge I just pass along the info do with it what you will madam. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Lol. Thanks panz. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Welcome Mrs. Wall |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Ugh they called me a wall all through middle school. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I'm entirely lost be the reference hun. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | What the hell is giong on in here? |
BigHans
08.22.11 | And if anyone actually takes this as me saying goodbye to Sputnik, well, you're more of an idiot than I originally thought.
^ well Pit, alot of new users may not have saw the three retirement lists you've done over the years, so they might take you literally. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | just gay'in up yo list. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I wouldn't expect the new users to get it, Hans. They're too dense to get it.
Oh, and I've only done 2. There is a 3rd, but I made that only to set up my alt. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | You can see for yourself it started with me trying to get her top off then she distracted me with palaver. |
BigHans
08.22.11 | thought you did 3. IntothePit83, Buckfutter, and Bane of Sputnik. Could be wrong. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | You can't gay up a Pit list, omni. It's physically impossible. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I did do 3, Hans. You missed the second part of my comment. |
BigHans
08.22.11 | ah, never mind |
BigHans
08.22.11 | you should bring back TheAngstyVirgin |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "You can't gay up a Pit list, omni. It's physically impossible."
Just wanted it understood that were it possible and had I succeeded that it had all started with the best of intentions. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "TheAngstyVirgin"
LOL |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Lol TheAngstyVirgin
I completely forgot about that one, and the epic trolling of JesusJuice with that one. |
BigHans
08.22.11 | the funniest thing about that one was how vehemently you denied it was you |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I always vehemently deny it's me. I don't know why you have to be a hater. Why couldn't you just let me have my fun? |
BigHans
08.22.11 | cause I like to prove how smart I am. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | But if it's so obvious, how does it prove how smart you are? |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Wall = no boobs. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Damn, I need more boobs in my life. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | I think I have a decent set now, but I don't know...they aren't massive and apparently that's what guys like. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I think I'm building a very nice set right now. They're starting to become very defined. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Ohh congrats. That's very exciting news. |
someguest
08.22.11 | just eat more soy its estrogen like qualities will give you extreme boobage in no time at all |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I don't need soy. I just need to keep feeding on the BBQ the nurses keep sneaking into me. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | They're probably going to start bringing me the kids from the maternity ward for breastfeeding. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | "they aren't massive and apparently that's what guys like."
lol most guys will be happy with whatever they can get their hands on...
..literally. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | "They're probably going to start bringing me the kids from the maternity ward for breastfeeding."
hahaha |
someguest
08.22.11 | it's funny how people don't know soy has that trait
but whatever lets stuff every food we eat with it |
Kimm
08.22.11 | What if i don't know what soy is? |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "lol most guys will be happy with whatever they can get their hands on..."
That's usually the remark of someone who's never seen a pair other than what's on TV or the internet.
|
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "What if i don't know what soy is?"
It's the ejaculate of the lactose-intolerant. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Kimmy pants, it's a scientific fact that dudes like Breasts. Size matters differently to every dude independently. I (for example) don't care about size as long as they are real. Fake CAN look better in a dress but real are better for everything else imho. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Zing. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Fake does look better in a dress most of the time, but nothing beats the real thing. My experience with most fake breasts is that there is always something off about them, whether it be the shape or feel. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | That's it. Changing the title of this list to "Boob-Talk." |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | lol |
someguest
08.22.11 | the pancakes are my favorite |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | The surgery scar really makes them look off as well. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | That's why I don't go to strip clubs during the day time. |
AngelofDeath
08.22.11 | "My experience with most fake breasts is that there is always something off about them, whether it be the shape or feel."
Usually both. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "the pancakes are my favorite"
That would be one of the few implant candidates. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | If I can't punch you in the tits and make them jiggle, than you need implants. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Well mine are definitely real. I think maybe I'd like them more if my tummy was flatter. But I'm overly critical of my appearance.
|
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "Usually both."
Outside of the way clothing fits they are not my first choice. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "If I can't punch you in the tits and make them jiggle, than you need implants.:-"
All? |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Kimm, we should have a "Boob-Off."
How in the hell have I not been perma-banned for sexual harrassment on Sputnik? |
someguest
08.22.11 | jigglypunch |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | All boobs need a lil jiggle and wiggle, omni. Just my opinion. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | The new pokemon.
jigglypunch |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "All boobs need a lil jiggle and wiggle, omni. Just my opinion."
NM i mis-read, I thought you said "if I can" my bad. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Damn right you mis-read. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | LOL at description change. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I think it's pretty pertinent to this discussion. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | The lack of activity on this thread since title/description change proves my point that this site is filled with homos/virgins/virgin homos. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Virgin homos could be straight but without practical knowledge... |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I'm thinking about sending my son to straight camp right now and nipping it in the bud. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | So you don't care what the result is as long as the decision is made quickly?
CHOP CHOP!
I think such a list needs a chick making an occasional comment to help direct the flow of conversation. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Yeah, but Maniac's busy with home-schooling. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | MANIAC! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE. |
Scoot
08.22.11 | boobiez |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Back!
Sometimes I take my bra off, put on a thin t-shirt and go into my sisters' rooms and bounce 'em around.
They hate it. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I've never been so disgusted with myself in my entire life. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Do tell us more
*rests chin on hands.
No seriously you mean like grossing out your younger sisters? |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | LOL Pit |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I wouldn't be grossed out by that, as evidenced by my erec........ nevermind... |
Kimm
08.22.11 | My twin sister and the (almost) 16 year old sometimes. The 11 year old doesn't need to see that. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | kimm, i think you're unknowingly overflowing with sexual repression |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | This conversation isn't helping my forced abstinence. I shall bow out of my own thread gracefully, and wish you all a happy and wonderful boob..... I mean, DAY!! DAY!!! I said day! |
Emim
08.22.11 | This is disappointing boob talk |
Emim
08.22.11 | This is disappointing boob talk |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Sorry, I'm currently looking at Ratemyboobs.com |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Once I was wearing a bikini top getting ready to go sit in my friend's hot tub and my six year old brother walked into my room. I respectfully covered my chest with my arms and he said "why are you covering them...they look nice." |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | kimm, i think you're unknowingly overflowing with sexual repression [2] |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Nothing like borderline incest. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | I have the hairiest tits here. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | You can kill Brandon with a silver bullet. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "Once I was wearing a bikini top getting ready to go sit in my friend's hot tub and my six year old brother walked into my room. I respectfully covered my chest with my arms and he said "why are you covering them...they look nice.""
awwww, he was trying to give your self esteem a boost. What a good brother. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | Lmao Kimm |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I bet my moobs are more attractive than Kimm's boobs. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | guys i love tits especially fucking them |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I'm not a big fan of titty-fucking, unless she keeps her mouth open. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | He's the best. Once I asked him if I looked fat and he said "no. Well...those do." and pointed at my boobs.
He adores me. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | idk nick, kimm's boobs are probably untouched. never been tampered with, ya know? |
Counterfeit
08.22.11 | this one chick i know showed me and my bud her tits in broad daylight to show us her nipple piercings.
i approved. |
taxidermist
08.22.11 | lol |
Baphomet
08.22.11 | This is disappointing boob talk |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | I'm not a big fan of titty-fucking, unless she keeps her mouth open.
well ya obviously. its like fucking two people at once. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Kimm, this conversation went from being kinda cute to kinda disturbing. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | "idk nick, kimm's boobs are probably untouched. never been tampered with, ya know?"
lol |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I still remember the day when I was working at Flanigan's back home and one of the servers decided she wanted to show her tits off to a few of us cooks. That wasn't my first experience with licking a strange nipple. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "idk nick, kimm's boobs are probably untouched."
She's kept a boyfriend... at that age no boyfriend stays with 0 incentive js. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | "I bet my moobs are more attractive than Kimm's boobs."
I'd tittyfuck you bro |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Lol he doesn't know it's weird.
It's like when I'm babysitting...every kid is always like "take off your sweater". I don't know why they do that. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "I'd tittyfuck you bro"
That desperate, huh? |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "It's like when I'm babysitting...every kid is always like "take off your sweater". I don't know why they do that."
But that's when you're babysitting someone else's kids. That's normal. It's not normal for your little brother to make comments about your chest. It's just disturbing.
Then again, you do live in Canada..... |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "It's not normal for your little brother to make comments about your chest."
As long as they're much younger it is. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | "She's kept a boyfriend... at that age no boyfriend stays with 0 incentive js."
they'll stay if they think it'll score them god points |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | "I still remember the day when I was working at Flanigan's back home and one of the servers decided she wanted to show her tits off to a few of us cooks."
sounds like my ex gf used to work at flanigans |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Also the four year old I babysit twice weekly has asked me to breastfeed her younger sister.
I have so many stories I could share. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I dunno, Omni.... just seems a bit weird to me. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "sounds like my ex gf used to work at flanigans "
Or your mom. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "they'll stay if they think it'll score them god points"
That would be incentive just not the kind I had thought of. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I remember the day I caught my girl's younger sister playing doctor with her cousin.
One of the most awkward situations I've ever put myself in. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | basically what i'm gathering is if kimm's boobs HAVE been tampered with, it'd only be by 6 year olds.
big deal |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | "Or your mom."
2/10 |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I remember when a neighbor girl and I were playing doctor and her father caught us... I thought he was going to kill me.
Before any comments come up I was like 7. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Ew. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Couldn't resist, Xplisit. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Before any comments come up I was like 7."
Pics or GTFO |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | "That desperate, huh?"
Pretty close |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Ew was directed at Pit.
Lol Omni. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | LOL, Cameras were a tad expensive back then. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | i remember this one time my girlfriend was sleeping but i stuck it in her butt regardless |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | ex-girlfriend I assume. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | xplisit, you're trying too hard |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Ew" to what, Kimm? |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Yeah, I had to find out that having sex with a sleeping woman isn't exactly what they're looking for. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Not as romantic as the dude tends to assume... but it only happens once then you learn. |
Acanthus
08.22.11 | Playing doctor with the neighbor girl huh? College should use that, a lot more students would go pre-med. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Lol it almost ended my relationship. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | ex-girlfriend I assume [2] |
Emim
08.22.11 | "As long as they're much younger it is."
No, that's never normal. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Playing doctor with the neighbor girl huh? College should use that, a lot more students would go pre-med. "
Everyone would be a doctor. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I take that back I knew a chick that dug it but she was an exception in my experience. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I wish more women were into anal. It's really hard to find one that is nowadays, unless they're a pornstar. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "No, that's never normal."
Kids ask about mommy and daddy parts all the time I assume it would be the same with a much older sibling. |
Emim
08.22.11 | Ok.
I'm done with this conversation. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | nah dudes you just have to do it right
if you spend at least a minute and a half tracing the surface of her thighs and neck with your fingertips while making it apparent that you have a raging erection by placing it tween her buh cheeks yoiure good 2 go
this isnt about romanticism faggot |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | My little girl has never asked anything about my girl or myself. I don't know whether to worry or be happy. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "I wish more women were into anal. It's really hard to find one that is nowadays, unless they're a pornstar."
Only been lucky with that one with two past women myself. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | nick, gross |
Counterfeit
08.22.11 | dude kids go through that whole odeous complex theyre fucked up |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | if you find a woman who actually likes you she'll take it in the ass for you any day of the week u guys have just never been liked befoar i guess |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | What's gross, weeping? I haven't had any discussion on sex or body parts with my 8 year old daughter? How is that gross? lol |
Kimm
08.22.11 | ""Ew" to what, Kimm?"
Sister in law + cousin |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Only been lucky with that one with two past women myself."
I've never been that lucky. Believe me, I've tried, but all it's done is piss her off to no end. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "if you find a woman who actually likes you she'll take it in the ass for you any day of the week u guys have just never been liked befoar i guess"
You are either very wrong or very lucky... I'm guessing wrong. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | gross about anal sex
and feit, it's called the oedipus complex |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Sister in law + cousin"
lol, they were both 10. That's no different than them playing around with the neighbor's kids at that age. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | @WB - LOL |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "gross about anal sex"
Really? Wow.... |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Kimm, if they were both in their early teens and up I'd be a bit worried. |
Counterfeit
08.22.11 | oh yeah. but still theyre fucked up. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "Really? Wow...."
Nah, lots of people aren't into it but... |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | why do that when there's a vagina 2 inches away |
taxidermist
08.22.11 | lol weeping |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | IT's obviously not FOR you WB. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | weeping banana must be like 12 |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Because variety is a gift from the gods, weeping. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Um. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Kimm just got really, really uncomfortable after reading the last 30 or so posts. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "weeping banana must be like 12"
No you twat SOME people don't lika da butt play. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Yeah even I'm surprised.
If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | yeah why have a pizza with bacon on it when you have have pizza with a big turd on it |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Yeah even I'm surprised.
If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line."
Signing divorce papers right now. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "yeah why have a pizza with bacon on it when you have have pizza with a big turd on it"
I'm not sticking anything in that ass if she ain't cleaned out, buddy. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line."
Gotta say... uhuumm..... never mind. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I just blushed a little. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | That's okay, omni. As married/chained men, we can only dream..... |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | wait kimm you'd do anal if your husband wanted to? |
Counterfeit
08.22.11 | hes gotta b0nr |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Weeping just changed his mind. |
taxidermist
08.22.11 | 8====D (o)__(^_^) |
Kimm
08.22.11 | ...should I have kept that to myself? |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | LOL
Also I think the more experienced you are the more is fed to the imagination and that's all I'll say. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | hahaha nick |
taxidermist
08.22.11 | "...should I have kept that to myself?"
Nahhhhhhhh. |
Counterfeit
08.22.11 | everyones buyin a ticket to canadia |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Did Taxi just blow on himself? |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Yeah, why not? |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "...should I have kept that to myself?"
Nahhhhhhhh. [2] |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | wait who are you saying "why not" to kimm |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | So much comic gold in these next 20 posts I feel. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Lol Canadia. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | You WB, I assumed. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | "wait who are you saying "why not" to kimm"
To you. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | Kim is it true that you went on webcam for afterthebreakdown |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | this is a pretty big shock kimm
i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't into anal |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "Also I think the more experienced you are the more is fed to the imagination and that's all I'll say."
There hasn't been a more true statement ever posted on Sputnik. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | Lol |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't into anal"
Probably because you haven't tried it. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Lol I did not say I'm into anal. You're twisting my words. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Sex can get boring after awhile, so you need to open up your mind at some point or another. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | yeah again i've never tried a turd pizza either |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Wait fellas hold up...
Kimm, for the edification of our young gentlemen could you please define "WAY out of line". This is not to satiate my own curiosity AT ALL it's for... Feit. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | "Lol I did not say I'm into anal. You're twisting my words."
okay fine i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't tolerant to anal |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | andcas.. no.. this is what we've been trying to teach you.. you open up someone ELSES.. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Can't knock it til you tried it, Weeping. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | he's just scared uv itt |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "*so you need to open up your butthole at some point or another."
No one, I repeat, no one, is going to open up my butthole. That place is sacred and is only reserved for "Exiting," not "Entering(unless it's Cone or Omni)." |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | "Can't knock it til you tried it, Weeping."
yes, yes i can |
Kimm
08.22.11 | "Kimm, for the edification of our young gentlemen could you please define "WAY out of line". This is not to satiate my own curiosity AT ALL it's for... Feit."
I don't know, I just figured if I said "anything he wants" you guys would come up with some really disgusting imagery that I would rather not envision. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | "I don't know, I just figured if I said "anything he wants" you guys would come up with some really disgusting imagery that I would rather not envision."
well i mean we did anyways. we just may not have put them in a comment |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Oh I was thinking candle lit dinner where is your mind at? |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "I don't know, I just figured if I said "anything he wants" you guys would come up with some really disgusting imagery that I would rather not envision"
I've always wondered what it would be like to defile a Christian woman.
Just kidding.
Or am I? |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I'm NOT a piece of meat! |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I am a piece of meat.
Use me. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Did I just make everyone uncomfortable or something? |
Kimm
08.22.11 | ... |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | yeah dude that was fucked... |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Nope just making plans buying an abduction kit and pulling up maps.Google |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Haha no.
I just feel like i've said too much here. |
Acanthus
08.22.11 | List needs to be featured, too much greatness! |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | No , not really. I think we're just all being frisky and trying to kill off our mondays Kimm. |
Baphomet
08.22.11 | Who knew attention whores evolved into full time whores given enough time. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | lmao weepingbanana
|
ShadowRemains
08.22.11 | speaking of defiling...
http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/HP-8.jpg |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | ^ Gonna go ahead and assume that is nsfw |
ShadowRemains
08.22.11 | no it isn't |
Counterfeit
08.22.11 | lol omni |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | I'm a whore! |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | but you're our whore. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | who is that Shadow? |
Baphomet
08.22.11 | but you're our whore. [2] |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | He's the one that Remains bro. |
ShadowRemains
08.22.11 | "who is that Shadow?"
i'll let you figure that out... |
Obfuscation24
08.22.11 | kimm and balls are married--->kimm will do anything for husband--->balls has done anal with kimm |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line."
BTW Kimm I find that to be a refreshingly honest answer but when made in a room full of dudes at least 100 comedic comments have to be made prior to an honest reaction. ;^) |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Just found out I'm getting out of here a week early on Wednesday.
First place I'm hittin' is da strip club. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Gratz Pit |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | danke schoen |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | nice man |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | "i'll let you figure that out..."
i feel like an idiot. just tell me |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | ^lol |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Thinking about molesting the big black nurses' chest because the thought of not is just too much to bear |
ShadowRemains
08.22.11 | holly peers |
AngelofDeath
08.22.11 | This list needs the obligatory "tits or gtfo". |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "Thinking about molesting the big black nurses' chest because the thought of not is just too much to bear"
Just imagine not getting sued and how happy that would make your bank account. |
Maniac!
08.22.11 | hold on, I'll post some of my titpics.
I don't mean titpics that I saved, I mean my personal photos. |
WeepingBanana
08.22.11 | yeah, see, didn't know who that is |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I don't think she's been touched in years as evidenced by her shitty attitude and her careless use of a needle, so I'm assuming any touch would send her over the edge to Pleasuretown. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Woo Wooo
ALL ABOARD THE POUNDTOWN EXPRESS...
CHOOGA CHOOGA CHOOGA. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I bet you she has a beautiful thunt. |
Kimm
08.23.11 | I just asked my twin sister if she would do anal with her hypothetical husband were he to ask her. The answer:
"NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT."
So if you're ever wondering the difference between Kimm and her twin...that's one thing. |
Josh D.
08.23.11 | Why did you just tell Sputnik you like anal. |
Kimm
08.23.11 | lol I didn't.
You missed the whole conversation from this morning - best thread ever. |
Josh D.
08.23.11 | Ok. Your post still looks like that, so I will believe it forever now, too late. |
Sanders
08.23.11 | "Why did you just tell Sputnik you like anal."
Yeah, you might want to brace yourself... |
Kimm
08.23.11 | "If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line."
It's right there. |
Josh D.
08.23.11 | That's not out of line, it's a hole in one, what. |
Sanders
08.23.11 | I think it's a case of when the river runs red, take the dirt path instead! |
Kimm
08.23.11 | I know it's not...if I was married and my guy wanted to do anal, I'll be down.
That's not something I'm embarrassed to admit. |
Kimm
08.23.11 | Sanders that's gross. |
Josh D.
08.23.11 | I'm embarrassed. |
Sanders
08.23.11 | gross but fair. On a more serious, semi-related note, I have quite girthy fingers, and as a med student I've had to ask a GP if I'll be ok doing rectal exams with them... |
Kimm
08.23.11 | We need Pit and omni back in here. |
Kimm
08.23.11 | And Weeping.
"i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't into anal"
|
Xplisit
08.23.11 | kim why do u sit on sputnik all day |
Obfuscation24
08.23.11 | yo kimm lets get married and run away bb i got 2 tickets to browntown we can take the hershey highway |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | She's just saying shes down for trying shit with her loved one.
That's a cool chic, if anal isn't your thing I'm sure there is something else some women wouldn't be down for that you would like to try e.g. outside, driving head, public, etc. etc. etc. |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | "kim why do u sit on sputnik all day"
She's hardly ever on during the day actually, unless it's on her yet unnamed alt. |
Josh D.
08.23.11 | "She's just saying shes down for trying shit with her loved one.
That's a cool chic, if anal isn't your thing I'm sure there is something else some women wouldn't be down for that you would like to try e.g. outside, driving head, public, etc. etc. etc"
We were joking. |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | Oh I know you were stud. |
Josh D.
08.23.11 | Wet. |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | mud stuffin |
Kimm
08.23.11 | Thank you omni!
And he's right - I'm hardly ever on during the day. I had the day off though and was doing stuff at home. |
Josh D.
08.23.11 | Like testing your anal capacity and stuff, that's cool. |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | gotta find some way to kill the time amiright? |
Maniac!
08.23.11 | hey guys what'd I miss while I was at my homosexual, I mean, Judo class? |
Maniac!
08.23.11 | http://tinychat.com/sputnik |
Kimm
08.23.11 | That's right om. |
FrankRedHot
08.23.11 | Sorry guys. I got busy looking for some, uh, stuff..... |
WeepingBanana
08.23.11 | "That's a cool chic, if anal isn't your thing I'm sure there is something else some women wouldn't be down for that you would like to try e.g. outside, driving head, public, etc. etc. etc."
i got road dome before... shit was pretty bomb |
someguest
08.23.11 | "nah dudes you just have to do it right
if you spend at least a minute and a half tracing the surface of her thighs and neck with your fingertips while making it apparent that you have a raging erection by placing it tween her buh cheeks yoiure good 2 go
this isnt about romanticism faggot"
lol
"why do that when there's a vagina 2 inches away"
lol
"If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line."
LOL |
someguest
08.23.11 | any woman that doesn't do anal is a lesbian in my book |
iFghtffyrdmns
08.23.11 | diglets niglets tats what i say |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | Wouldn't you want to bump this one then? |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Nah, it's time to move on from this one. Someguest came in and ruined it for me, but in a good way. |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | OooooKaaaaaay...
fond memories this. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Always. |
WeepingBanana
08.24.11 | and forever
*brofist* |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | I don't brofist. I'd rather get raped by Cher. |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | aircraft cher or earlier preferable. |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | Someone wanna join me in turntable? |
Xplisit
08.24.11 | faggotbanana |
Xplisit
08.24.11 | We're very sorry, but while we would love to let you in and rock out with us, we need to currently restrict turntable access to only the United States due to licensing constraints.
|
WeepingBanana
08.24.11 | "I don't brofist. I'd rather get raped by Cher."
I'm sure you'd prefer anal rape |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | Strap-ons are hot
that's all |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | http://turntable.fm/we_will_boot_you_probably |
benkim
08.26.11 | Is it just me or did this list get waaaaay out of hand? |
FatChickIrl
08.26.11 | It got out of hand. |
benkim
08.26.11 | I like it! |