FrankRedHot: Let's Have A Sput BBQ!!

FrankRedHot 08.24.11	This might be the most epic list I've ever made.
Maniac! 08.24.11	asshole. why'd you delete my comment?
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Wondered where you went off to.
psykonaut 08.24.11	texas bbq is best bbq. fuck now i'm hungry
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I deleted everyone's. Don't be a dick and post comments before my lists are done. Why would you want to do that anyway? When you wait on a Pit list, it's always justified.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Yah this is something I would normally attribute to Hans or AoD but it's good... making me hungry.
Maniac! 08.24.11	http://turntable.fm/we_will_boot_you_probably I'm playing Nas, get in here
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I'm a foodie, man. I worked in restaurants before I went into the ink business. Food is a passion of mine.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I'd love to, but my Chrome is still down and I'm too lazy and too depressed to fix it.
BigHans 08.24.11	Have a meeting, will be back later to discuss this essential topic.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	dammit hans
omnipanzer 08.24.11	What was that twat from the other days name Pit? The one that was trying to troll you but then went personal because he was loosing his ass.
Tyrael 08.24.11	'all are invited, except Maniac! He'd eat everything.' Ahahahaha
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I don't know. I completely forgot about it actually.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	bah, nm it's not important.
Maniac! 08.24.11	"Ahahahaha" STFU TYR! :(
Tyrael 08.24.11	Sorry Brandon :'(
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I have a feeling a Sputnik get-together would result in a bunch of petty arguments about who has the better band shirt.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	This sounds fun.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Good food, good drinks, and a bunch of elitist assholes. What could go wrong?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	BTW, the only drinks that will be offered are Johnny Walker, Jack Daniel's, and Sands Beer.
Hyperion1001 08.24.11	"I have a feeling a Sputnik get-together would result in a bunch of petty arguments about who has the better band shirt." Nah i think we'd all get along pretty well most of us only act like this because it's the internet. I'd show up.
Maniac! 08.24.11	"I have a feeling a Sputnik get-together would result in a bunch of petty arguments about who has the better band shirt." What's so bad about that? I'd be wearing a Judo tee anyway. Gotta play the attention whore full-time.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Yeah, but you're not invited, Brandon. Even if you were, you know the only true attention whore there would be Mappy, if he could get away from his busy life of drug use and shitty music.
Eulogize 08.24.11	You can't top my ADTR shirt.
Inveigh 08.24.11	who wants to go to Nebraska in December? eh I'm showin up drunk anyways
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Who the hell says it's going to be in Nebraska?
Maniac! 08.24.11	I'm invited. You'll need a bouncer with all those horny teenagers trying to hound Balcaen, Kimm, Samshine, and Banion.
Inveigh 08.24.11	"Dis shit's goin' down at mah crib in December" don't you live in Nebraska?
Hyperion1001 08.24.11	Can we get hookers?
MO 08.24.11	pit you bastard you've made me super hungry! 6 sounds phenom
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"don't you live in Nebraska?" I won't be living there by that time. Someone hasn't checked my facebook in a while. I guess I'm not that important to you anymore, Blake.
Tyrael 08.24.11	"I have a feeling a Sputnik get-together would result in a bunch of petty arguments about who has the better band shirt." I know Angel would like my F.O.A.D. tee
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"I'm invited. You'll need a bouncer with all those horny teenagers trying to hound Balcaen, Kimm, Samshine, and Banion." You're assuming that these horny teenagers will actually have the courage to go up to one of these females in real life? That's funny. "Can we get hookers?" As long as they have dentures.
Hyperion1001 08.24.11	"As long as they have dentures." Well yeah those are the best kind.
Inveigh 08.24.11	oh shit. yeah I never really check fb at all anymore really... on the bright side, come visit Chicago soon dude we'll tie one on.
Maniac! 08.24.11	"You're assuming that these horny teenagers will actually have the courage to go up to one of these females in real life? That's funny." MAYBE I JUST WANTED SOME BBQ, OK?!
ZilbelPing 08.24.11	I'm so lucky I live in Texas to enjoy all this.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"oh shit. yeah I never really check fb at all anymore really... on the bright side, come visit Chicago soon dude we'll tie one on." I definitely want to, because I want to go to the Goose Island Brewery and I want to tour Wrigley.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Where in TX, Zilbel?
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	I'd like to be there right now so I could see a Braves vs. Cubs game.
Inveigh 08.24.11	yeah Goose Island's cool, not too far from Wrigley either. Wrigley's fun because you can watch frat boys baseball slide in the urinal trough.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"I have a feeling a Sputnik get-together would result in a bunch of petty arguments about who has the better band shirt." Me, I think my original Opiate shirt would be a winner. I've never seen another.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I should bother Jom with a feature request.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	The question is, do I wear my Zep tour shirt to get Hans' vote or my Yes tour shirt to get Jethro's vote?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I think you should wear a black metal shirt and piss them both off.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"I won't be living there by that time. Someone hasn't checked my facebook in a while. I guess I'm not that important to you anymore, Blake." WTF I thought you lived in Florida...
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Lol wow. I used to live in Florida, and then I moved to Nebraska. With the recent "family" grief, I'm taking my fat ass and moving back home.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Yeah, I've got plenty of those. Maybe the Nattens Madrigal shirt then.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	There ya go, Angel.
Masochist 08.24.11	Mesquite and Hickory? Nah, man...Mesquite and PECAN. Mmmm...best tasting home-cooked cow I've ever had.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I love pecan, Masochist, but I need to smoke with mesquite, and I think hickory adds more to the flavor when combined with mesquite than pecan. I think pecan might be too strong.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Flank steak with chimmichurri is one of the best tasting things on the planet.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Agreed, Angel. Especially when it's my homemade chimi that's been sitting in an airtight container for over a month in my fridge.
Maniac! 08.24.11	I feel like a dumbass, just went and read your facebook.
Apollo 08.24.11	fuck ya I'm unbanned
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	It's all good, Brandon. My posts on there were a bit cryptic due to not wanting to come outright and say what's going on, but shit hit the fan, basically.
Maniac! 08.24.11	Sorry to hear, bro. Can I be in the bbq now?
Apollo 08.24.11	this BBQ sounds amazing Nick Count me in!
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I'd let you attend, Brandon, but it's only for 18+
FromDaHood 08.24.11	Who has better tattoos, you or andcas?
Maniac! 08.24.11	My ID says I'm 18, bro.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"I'm taking my fat ass and moving back home." Florida? Michigan?
Banion 08.24.11	So hungry now.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Who has better tattoos, you or andcas?" Obviously I do, because andcas generally sucks at life. Wuv you, andcas! Omni, I'm moving back to Florida, preferably the Broward County area.
Apollo 08.24.11	^agreed Gonna go eat some Harvey's for lunch
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	No matter what I eat today now, it's going to be smothered in bbq sauce.
Banion 08.24.11	I would fly out for a good BBQ.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I now know the way to Banion's heart.
ZilbelPing 08.24.11	@Pit Southe Texas. Very south.
FromDaHood 08.24.11	Broward is the only county in the south where Italian ancestry is the most common. Fun fact.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"preferably the Broward County area." Like living on the dick tip huh?
ZilbelPing 08.24.11	I misspelled south. What. The. Fuck.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Better let me handle the beer situation.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	The dick tip is Miami-Dade. We live along the shaft. "Broward is the only county in the south where Italian ancestry is the most common. Fun fact." Makes sense.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Better let me handle the beer situation." Listen, I'm trying to create a more tropical atmosphere, and Sands is fucking delicious.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Right, well, at least get some Kalik too.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Kalik ain't got nothin' on Sands, but since I like you, Angel, I'll fulfill your request.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	If it's in Florida I want Yeungling... Can't get it here till end of year.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Yeungling? In Florida? C'mon, man. You're only 85 miles away from Grand Bahama, and you want Yeungling? Your invitation has been revoked.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	After I'm out of money from the titty bars I will need a reasonably priced daily drinker to carry my buzz with and My preference would be Yeungling. I don't go to Penn but I do go to Florida so that is when I get my Yeungling on man.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Out of money from the titty bars? I'll just take you to Tootsie's, where the only money you'll be spending is on some head in the VIP room.
Inveigh 08.24.11	for cheaper stuff I like St. Paulie Girl
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	The only thing that I would request attendees bring is their girlfriend, so I can give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down.
Maniac! 08.24.11	"The only thing that I would request attendees bring is their girlfriend, so I can give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down." but my hand can give its own thumbs up
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Brandon, even your own hand gives you a thumbs down.
FromDaHood 08.24.11	Dude there's gotta be Yeungling. That shit's everywhere in Florida, including Disney World
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Lol Yeungling is hardly tropical, so it will not be included.
Athom 08.24.11	I've got a great chicken recipe. count me in haha
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Okay I'll try this Sands you're going on about.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	@redsky Bring your band and we'll fuck shit up
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Kalik and Pacifico are good to if we're sticking to that theme. ;^)
Obfuscation24 08.24.11	ill bring snack foods
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Kalik will be included.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Someone bring ecstacy. Nothing like rolling face and feeling horny with a bunch of dudes around. Cone would be proud.
Obfuscation24 08.24.11	maybe we all could do meth together
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	If we all did meth together, I have a feeling I'd be the only one left standing in a pool of mutilated bodies and hardly recognizable body parts.
clercqie 08.24.11	I got dessert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1_04GLrPs
Apollo 08.24.11	nah if we did meth together we would all end up gangbanging kimm and filming it
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	For some reason, Apollo, I find the idea of that quite disturbing.
Obfuscation24 08.24.11	Gangbanging a girl while on meth... average sputniker's tuesday night
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Gangbanging a girl while on meth... average sputniker's tuesday night" I'd believe that, if Sputnik weren't a sea of virgins.
taxidermist 08.24.11	"You're assuming that these horny teenagers will actually have the courage to go up to one of these females in real life? That's funny." I imagine the (short) convo going something like this Sputguy: HEY! You're on Sputnik! Sputgirl: Uhhh, no shit. Sputguy: Yeah, I've seen you on tinychat a couple of times. Sputgirl: Cool story bro. Sputguy: Ha, well thanks :) Sputgirl: Not a compliment you moron. Sputguy: Oh. Sputgirl: Do I smell jizz? Sputguy: Uhhh...no? Sputgirl: walks away
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	If I were a Sputgirl attending a Sput-together, I'd carry a black light with me at all times.
Athom 08.24.11	Give this a try (Makes 4 servings): Things you will need: Chicken Thighs, Creole seasoning, your choice of bbq sauce, garam masala, Cholula hot sauce, an onion, mustard powder, 1 fresno chili (red, none of that green shit), dried ground Mulato pepper, and one thai chili pepper. Preheat oven to 350, lay out tin foil, add a thin coating of creole seasoning on the foil, eyeball the dried mulato chili powder to tatse (normally about a teaspoon) and distribute aprx 2 table spoons in bbq sauce on the the foil. Place 4 chicken thighs skin up on the foil on top of the spice/sauce mixture. lightly dab a bit of the hot sauce on the chicken along with a light dusting of creole seasoning, a smidge of mustard powder and a tablespoon of garam masala spices. add 1/4 diced onion, 1 diced fresno chili (keep half of the seeds), and 1/2 diced thai chili (NO SEEDS). close up the foil so it steams and cook until done in the oven, finish off by opening the foil and placing it under the broiler for about 2-3 minutes to crisp the skin.
Apollo 08.24.11	If I were a sputgirl at a sput party I'd punch everyone in the dick at least 16 times
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	That or suck each dick 16 times.
Apollo 08.24.11	Little SputWhores Vol 1: Cum On My Computer Screen
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	The Girls of Sputnik Calendar would consist of January.
Apollo 08.24.11	Haha, well lets see, attractive females on Sputnik include: Banion and Samshine....Balcaen is okay I guess and Kimm is decent but not enough to be on a calendar
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I'm not commenting on any of that for fear of being e-slapped in the face.
taxidermist 08.24.11	"The Girls of Sputnik Calendar would consist of January." lol
random 08.24.11	Mmm. BBQ.
random 08.24.11	I could plow through some burgers like Tommy Parsy from Snowboard Kids 2.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	I think it would go all the way through April but that is still sad.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	We could always get Brandon and Kris to dress up in bikinis to fill out the calendar. God knows they'd probably fill out those bikinis nicely.
Banion 08.24.11	"Little SputWhores Vol 1: Cum On My Computer Screen" Lolol.
taxidermist 08.24.11	@Pit oh nooo!
Obfuscation24 08.24.11	taxi could wear a tank thong
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Dirty dirty sputgirls.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Guys, I haven't gotten any action in 2+ months. The thought of defiling a Sputgirl is too much to bear.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Just made myself a rockin' sandwich for lunch. Texas toast baked with extra virgin olive oil, turkey, pancetta rounds, portabella mushrooms sauteed in the a bit of the extra pancetta grease with garlic, smoked gouda, and slightly wilted arugula.
Maniac! 08.24.11	I leave the thread for 10 minutes and this is what happens. I always miss the fun.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	That was directed at the non female standins BTW. I don't want to be caught talkin all sexy to actual chicks for fear of having my manhood removed by a rusty cleaver.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Just made myself a rockin' sandwich for lunch. Texas toast baked with extra virgin olive oil, turkey, pancetta rounds, portabella mushrooms sauteed in the a bit of the extra pancetta grease with garlic, smoked gouda, and slightly wilted arugula." I really, really fucking hate you.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	^ lol ditto
someguest 08.24.11	i don't really care for BBQ YOU WILL THROW A BURGER ON THE GRILL
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I'm literally dipping this half-assed turkey club from the hospital cafeteria in some Sweet Baby Ray's
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	THERE WILL BE NO GROUND MEAT SERVED AT A BBQ!!! Plus, I'm not using a grill. It's a smoker.
Banion 08.24.11	"That was directed at the non female standins BTW. I don't want to be caught talkin all sexy to actual chicks for fear of having my manhood removed by a rusty cleaver." Too late, already on my way with cleaver in hand.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	I can make some pretty killer BBQ burgers actually unless it's the BBQ flavor you don't dig?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I think he was talking about his wifey finding that, but I find sado-masochism extremely hot, so bring it on over here, Ban.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"Too late, already on my way with cleaver in hand." Silly young lady I have a pregnant wife I fear (but love) far more than you. ;^P
someguest 08.24.11	pork is just a shitty meat really, ruins it bbq burgers are fine
Apollo 08.24.11	God Angel that sounds amazing
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Actually it isn't the cleaver I fear nearly as much as the night of fighting... that shit will fucking drain you.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"pork is just a shitty meat really, ruins it" Someguest, you know this semi-truce we've been floating on for a while? Yeah, it's over. Don't ever, ever insult the most godly of creatures.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	"pork is just a shitty meat really, ruins it" The pig is like the single most delicious animal on the face of God's green Earth.
Apollo 08.24.11	^word
someguest 08.24.11	lol
omnipanzer 08.24.11	True
Deviant. 08.24.11	"don't you live in Nebraska?" Deviant's version of this question: don't you live in AMERICA?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	What comes from a pig? Bacon Canadian bacon Pancetta Prosciutto Pork Tenderloin Pork Rump Roast Pork Belly Pork cheek Fried pork skin Pork fat ham ribs We must worship this animal, not condemn it
taxidermist 08.24.11	lol
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	And let's not forget about that wonderful Ibiza-inspired jamon they serve in a lot of Spanish restaurants.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	The pig is the most heavenly of creatures. If you cook something in pork fat, it just enhances the flavor that much more. You can't cook shit in beef fat.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Beef fat is pretty nasty to do much of anything with really (other than flavor other beef).
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Exactly. You can cook anything in pork fat. Same thing with duck fat, but duck fat is so rich.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Going to Cleveland to eat at Pickle Bill's this weekend... can't wait for all you can eat Prime Rib and a bucket of muscles and clams..... Ohhhhhh shit, I just messed myself.
Maniac! 08.24.11	fuck you guys. Now I'm hungry and there's nothing here to eat.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	That's because you probably ate it all this morning. Lol, I'm sorry, Brandon. I kid because I love.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Real Spanish jamon is godly.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	It is unbelievable, Angel. I have a feeling both you and I are Tony Bourdain fans.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Most definitely. His simultaneously brash and highly intellectual personality resonates in a big way with me.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	I don't believe I've had the pleasure. Hispanic culture is not easy to come by in Ohio though. Lots of great sushi because of the Honda plant though so I'm not bitching.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Most definitely. His simultaneously brash and highly intellectual personality resonates in a big way with me." That, and his impeccable taste for good food. I would love to run around with his crew for just one day. Jose Andres, Ferran Adria.....
cirq 08.24.11	where the FUCK is the MAC AND CHEESE WITH BACON?!
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"I have a feeling both you and I are Tony Bourdain fans." I'm a fan as well but I wish he would cut out a bit of the social commentary. He's alwayse had some which I find charming but it's starting to outweigh the food.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I wasn't making a list with 11 items. That's just bad luck
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	I can't quite put into words the brilliance that is Chef Adria. It's a shame I'll have never gotten the opportunity to dine at El Bulli.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Well, omni, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU! Just kidding. I understand why some people are turned off by him, but I find him to be one of the more interesting and intelligent TV personalities, much less food personalities, on the planet.
cirq 08.24.11	...mac and cheese with bacon >>>>>>>>> those
omnipanzer 08.24.11	^ but will it live up to expectations Hep?
omnipanzer 08.24.11	His episode were he just went down to the keys (I think) and just lazed around on his friends boat and went island hopping... that was hot shit. It's the one where he went to the bar that was an island.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"I can't quite put into words the brilliance that is Chef Adria. It's a shame I'll have never gotten the opportunity to dine at El Bulli." I'm right there with you. The most creative, forward-thinking chef decided it was time to move on. I think he's doing something now that no one else has dared to do, so good for him.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	and what was the name of the restaurant that only cooked with wood coals... where they grilled the tiny fish that just happened to be in season on his visit?
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	I'm gonna at least try to go to his brother's new restaurant sometime soon. It's going to basically be El Bulli Lite with a bit more theatrics.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	It has a circus theme, if I'm not mistaken, Angel.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"and what was the name of the restaurant that only cooked with wood coals... where they grilled the tiny fish that just happened to be in season on his visit?" Down in the keys?
taxidermist 08.24.11	"And let's not forget about that wonderful Ibiza-inspired jamon they serve in a lot of Spanish restaurants. " And the horchata. Shit's boooooooooomb.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	That first one was the Caribbean Islands and the bar was "Happy Island". the restaurant that only cooked with wood coals I'm pretty sure was an episode in Europe. Same season as the artistic chocolate eggs.
BigHans 08.24.11	K some Im back from the meeting, just grabbed lunch, today happened to be BBQ day at cafeteria, curretnly rocking so Pulled pork, bakes beans with brisket and hot franks in them, cornbread muffin with honey butter, and bacon potato salad. 6.95 for the whole plate. Oh fuck yeah.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I believe you're talking about the Spain episode, omni, where he had those eels he said were the best thing he's ever tasted.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Fuck off Hans. You and your "bbq."
BigHans 08.24.11	well its not Texas BBQ but for a cafe on Microsoft campus its pretty damn good.
BigHans 08.24.11	Besides Id take pulled pork over brisket anyday, nobody up here knows how to do brisket right its always fucking dry.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Properly smoked brisket cannot be beat.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Yeah, Albert's new restaurant looks like a gastronomic carnival. I think it's called Tickets.
BigHans 08.24.11	regarding the pig argument above, the Pig is clearly the superior food animal the only caveat is theres nothin on the pig as delicious as a Porterhouse cut.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	That's it. Did you see the Bourdain episode on El Bulli?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"regarding the pig argument above, the Pig is clearly the superior food animal the only caveat is theres nothin on the pig as delicious as a Porterhouse cut." Haven't had properly braised pork belly, have you? Or pork osso bucco? Or real slab bacon? Or properly cured prosciutto(not the american stuff, the real italian stuff)? If you had, you would never make such an outrageous claim.
BigHans 08.24.11	Ive never seen No Reservations, I think I obviously need to.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Yeah. That meal looked beyond incredible. This museum/intellectual collective project Ferran's working on now seems really fascinating.
BigHans 08.24.11	Ive had prosciutto, slab bacon. To me its not outrageous the porterhouse steak to me is like the greatest thing ever
Athom 08.24.11	its all about carnitas
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	yeah, that comment was directed at Angel, but yes, you need to see it, Hans. The food on the show is of the highest quality, and his pretentiousness towards certain "chefs" and certain types of food is hilarious, as well as his views on the world itself.
BigHans 08.24.11	Prosciutto rules hard though.
BigHans 08.24.11	Redsky you still need to go to Casa Vega and try their Carnitas burrito holy shit best thing ever
Athom 08.24.11	No reservations is a fucking amazing show
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	The last thing I made before I was committed to this god awful hospital were my version of Spanish "tapas," with a little bit of an Italian influence. I took prosciutto, spread a nice layer of homemade fig preserves, sprinkled it with parmesean cheese, and then wrapped it around a stalk of asparagus, which was then grilled until the asparagus was tender and the prosciutto had a little char on the outside.
BigHans 08.24.11	sounds awesome Pit. Where are you getting that authentic Italian prosciutto in the middle of beef country
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Lol, I'm not. But when I lived back home there was an Italian market called "Doris'" that made quthentic Italian prosciutto. They created their own "curing-aging" room where they set up climate controls to simulate Parma's climate, so they could achieve the same quality of meat they have over in Parma. The meat is so tender, and the fat cap on it is heavenly.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I had to use prosciutto that I bought at our local Piggly Wiggly for the tapas that night.
BigHans 08.24.11	grocery store prosciutto leaves ALOT to be desired, I had some last week and it was actually kind of shitty.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	It does. I wasn't impressed, but the flavor, after cooking, was still there. Plus, the fig preserves are the main attraction anyway.
BigHans 08.24.11	yeah I can see that, thats awesome about that market. How much did it cost per pound? Like fcking $50?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Lol Hans. About 16 bucks a pound, give or take, depending on the amount they had that week.
BigHans 08.24.11	Fargo's idea of Italian is Olive Garden and Johnny Carinos. Its pretty damn sad. There is one place thats like $30 a plate that Ive never tried cause Im too cheap, maybe I should just stop bitching and try it. Olive Garden sucks hard though.
Inveigh 08.24.11	yeah you at least gotta hit up an Italian deli to get good prosciutto. anyone ever had cantaloupe wrapped in prosciutto?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Delicious
BigHans 08.24.11	I mean, what kind of Italian restaurant doesn't even have prosciutto on the fucking menu?
Inveigh 08.24.11	word, that shit's fire
BigHans 08.24.11	for me the best use of grocery bought prosicutto is to put it in pasta. Ill make a cheese tortellini/alfredo based pasta, dress it up with some white wine, mushrooms, garlic, green onion, and tomato, and of course prosciutto
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Have you ever tried substituting pancetta for store-bought prosciutto, hans? Nevermind, you'd have the same experience you're having with store bough prosciutto
BigHans 08.24.11	holy shit, when is the last time the power trio of original TMF were all chatting in the same thread?
Inveigh 08.24.11	yeah the wifey makes an awesome carbonara with prosciutto in it. zuchini, asparagus, red onion, mushrooms, garlic and tomato over angel hair.
BigHans 08.24.11	I dont know what it is, I dont care for Panchetta that much, it has a weird flavor. Maybe Ive just never had the good stuff.
MountainDewMe 08.24.11	Ahhh sounds so good.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	It's been awhile, hans. A very long while. Carbonara is my absolute favorite pasta preparation. And hans, I understand. Pancetta is an acquired taste. It's very smokey even though it's raw, unlike bacon, which is , coincidentally, smoked and cured.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Leave it to Pit and BBQ to bring the 3 founding members of TMF back together.
BigHans 08.24.11	yeah it would have had to have been a list about food, booze, sports, or pussy to make it happen.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Fat pussy preferably.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I still remember the fat chicks list that got 400-600 comments.
Hyperion1001 08.24.11	I had black spaghetti the other day. It was awesome.
BigHans 08.24.11	I still remember the fat chicks list that got 400-600 comments. ^ Best thread ever and it isnt close.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Black spaghetti? Was cuttlefish ink used?
taxidermist 08.24.11	Any of you ever had chiles rellenos?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I agree Hansy. That thread was fucking epic.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Chili rellenos? Isn't that what your mom named your sister?
Hyperion1001 08.24.11	I have no idea what the fuck it was i just remember seeing black spaghetti and having to have it. It was literally a black spaghetti with some kind of diced sausage and an oil based sauce thing (im no chef so that description will have to do). It was really good though.
BigHans 08.24.11	yeah Ive had Chile rellenos pretty basic stuff but Mexican food is my favorite food genre so yeah.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I believe it. I'm guessing it was cuttlefish ink, because, besides food coloring, there isn't anything else out there that can make a pasta turn black.
BigHans 08.24.11	I bet it was wheat pasta and you were drunk thinking it looked black
taxidermist 08.24.11	IT'S CHILES. Lol, but yeah, try them sometime. Especially if you like spicy food.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	It's all about the authentic Italian and Caribbean food for me, hans.
BigHans 08.24.11	Taxidermist, maybe werent not talking about the same thing. Im talking about a green chili wrapped in a flour tortilla covered in enchilada sauce and cheese. Thats what theyre called around these here parts.
Inveigh 08.24.11	"I still remember the fat chicks list that got 400-600 comments. ^ Best thread ever and it isnt close." lol I have about the first 650 comments from that thread saved in a Word file on my PC at home. I think it got damn near 800 before someone reported it.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Nah, chiles rellenos is a poblano pepper stuffed with cheese, breaded in an airy batter(almost like tempura), and then deep fried.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Blake, you gotta post it somewhere.
BigHans 08.24.11	well then whatever the fuck Im eating is an imposter. Still good though.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	lol
Inveigh 08.24.11	might have to post it tonight, if I remember
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	You won't. You'll get busy with the wife, have a few too many beers, try and get busy with the wife again but realize you're too drunk to follow through, hit your favorite chair, and then pass out watching Antiques Roadshow.
nullpoint 08.24.11	This is the best list ever
Inveigh 08.24.11	busted.
BigHans 08.24.11	The reason Pit is gay and Im not is Pit knows that something called Antiques Roadshow exists and I did not.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	That was my life until a couple of months ago, Blake. It wasn't Antiques Roadshow, though. It was Bill Nye, the Science Guy
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"The reason Pit is gay and Im not is Pit knows that something called Antiques Roadshow exists and I did not." I honestly feel like I'm really going to have the "You Know How I Know You're Gay" conversation soon, due to my current situation.
taxidermist 08.24.11	lol
BigHans 08.24.11	well I do like Coldplay so Ill just take that back.
nullpoint 08.24.11	[bangs his head against a skillet for a while]
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Oh yay..... another stupid alt is back. Hoping to be banned again?
cirq 08.24.11	i love mac and cheese
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	My potato salad is better than any mac and cheese i've ever had.
cirq 08.24.11	liar
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	No lies, only truth
BigHans 08.24.11	Ive gotten to the point where I cannot just have a box of regular old Kraft Mac N Cheese, I have to do something to it, no matter how minor. Funny since when I was 7 I thought it was the best shit ever.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	My potato salad has a few things you wouldn't normally see in a potato salad, but I won't tell you because it's going to be on my BBQ Restaurant's menu one day. yes, I said it. I want to open a bbq restaurant.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Ravioli di zucca with radicchio cream sauce is one of my favorite pasta dishes.
BigHans 08.24.11	Ive always thought it would be hard from a business standpoint to open a BBQ joint. I mean how much is a good smoker? Than you have to contend with the fact all of your best stuff takes at least 12 hours to cook, and timing that out vs demand.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	A lot operate under the "once it's gone, it's gone" principle lol.
BigHans 08.24.11	Thats probably the only way you could do it Angel.
BigHans 08.24.11	On the plus side your overhead/decor could be low compared to most restaurants, I mean most people dont expect "atmosphere" when going to eat BBQ.
cirq 08.24.11	you can bbq deez nuts!
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Well, a lot still just store and reheat everything to order. Basically any place you order ribs you can guarantee they smoked at least a day beforehand and just warmed back up on the grill and sauced.
BigHans 08.24.11	If I was going to staff a restaurant using Sputnikers heres what I would do: Executive Chef: Angel of Death Kitchen Manager: Pit Bar Manager: Inveigh General Manager: Me Hosts: Sonic & KILL Busboy: Maniac Dishwasher: Fade Head Waiter: Apollo
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Ive always thought it would be hard from a business standpoint to open a BBQ joint. I mean how much is a good smoker? Than you have to contend with the fact all of your best stuff takes at least 12 hours to cook, and timing that out vs demand. " I don't know if I ever followed through with making the list, but I thought I had announced that I built my own smoker out of 3 old hollowed out oil drums with a separate chamber for the wood. It's big enough to use in a restaurant, but I'd just need to refine it. And yeah, the best way to do BBQ is if it's gone, it's gone.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Busboy: Maniac" Fucking lol "Hosts: Sonic & KILL" You obviously don't want repeat business.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	"Hosts: Sonic & KILL" lmfao
BigHans 08.24.11	well Pit I would be going for a "metal" atmosphere who knows they would probably help business at least the type of people that would come in.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Whoa, missed a lot while I was in my meeting...
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Lol I was thinking about going with a punk theme for BBQ. Punk broke the rules, and the only way to do good BBQ is if you break the rules.
BigHans 08.24.11	Thats pretty cool about your smoker Pit. Somebody else do this staff analogy. Id hire Omnipanzer as the IT guy who stops in twice a month to throw a few back and eat for free.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"I believe you're talking about the Spain episode, omni, where he had those eels he said were the best thing he's ever tasted." Yah I think that's it. If it's the one where the guy specializes in cooking over hardwood only. He had utensils and cookware specially made for him. The restaurant was in the middle of fucking nowhere but he evidently got clientele from all over the country. That honestly just sounds like heaven to me.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I don't know anyone else on here who can cook besides Hans, Angel, Inveigh, and I....
BigHans 08.24.11	seriously though if I was ever going to open a restuarant my theme would be similar to the Rainbow Bar and Grill in Hollywood. aka, a tribute to fucking metal. As far as the menu, I would have a few ideas but would leave that up to the experts. Call it "fine, yet manly dining."
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"Id hire Omnipanzer as the IT guy who stops in twice a month to throw a few back and eat for free." lol If I can't fix it I know someone who does ;^)
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	That's it omni. I would die to eat at the restaurant. If someone said that I had one more meal before they killed me, I'd say fly me to Basque country.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Belated I know but I fucking love 6 btw.
BigHans 08.24.11	I can cook Pit but I'd be nothing more than a linecook compared to you and Angel. However, Ive worked in restaurants off and on for over 12 years and have held pretty much every position so yeah that qualifies me as GM yesssssss
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Hans, what's more manly than dry rubs, sticky sauces, and smiling faces? Wow, BBQ sounds like sex.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	6 is a forgotten classic, omni.
BigHans 08.24.11	yeah youre right I mean if I went for a METAL theme BBQ would probably be the best connection.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"Ive never seen No Reservations, I think I obviously need to." Hans it's the mans guide to global eating. Check out the Cleveland episode with Marky Ramone, The Spain episode we were talking about and the Caribean Islands one I mentioned above. Almost every episode is great.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I already have brisket and pulled pork perfected with my own personal rubs and sauces. I'm developing my rib recipe, and it's mostly because I need to pinpoint the cook time. I have 3 different types of sauces that I make that are outstanding. I already have a selection of sides and southern-inspired desserts.... all I need is a loan. Anyone here work for a bank?
BigHans 08.24.11	yeah its on Netflix On Demand its actually in my que have just never got around to watching it, dont have much time for TV.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Check out the Cleveland episode with Marky Ramone," Cleveland's such a shit city, but that's one of my favorite episodes.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"and his pretentiousness towards certain "chefs" and certain types of food is hilarious," Particularly Vegetarian, he gets into that in his book too.
BigHans 08.24.11	Check that, I would make it a half metal, half sports bar, and when I mean sports, I mean the only ones that count: baseball, football, basketball, and hockey. Pit, I think youre set to go. You might have to rob a bank to get a loan these days though.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"Cleveland's such a shit city, but that's one of my favorite episodes." Completely agree with the statement in it's entirety... They do have some good eats though.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	i have plenty of collateral and decent credit, but yeah.... it's almost impossible. "Particularly Vegetarian, he gets into that in his book too." I find his critques of Rachel Ray and Giada De Laurentis(fake bitch) absolutely hysterical and on point.
BigHans 08.24.11	The bar section in my dream restaurant would also have stadium seating, with a giant wall of plasmas for all of the fantasy geeks.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	I was kind of sad when he apologized for lambasting Paula Deen the other day.
BigHans 08.24.11	what better job title could there be for Pit other than "Pit Master"
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"Pancetta is an acquired taste. It's very smokey even though it's raw, unlike bacon, which is , coincidentally, smoked and cured." If you like smokey flavor you should try some Lebanon Bologna. The smoke taste sticks for minutes on end.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	The black pasta mentioned above could have been squid ink pasta as well. Okay I think I'm caught up now lol ;^)
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"I was kind of sad when he apologized for lambasting Paula Deen the other day." Even though I don't think she's a real "chef," she dosen't either. I have respect for Paula Deen, so I was okay with that. "what better job title could there be for Pit other than "Pit Master"" That was running through my mind the whole time I was working on this list.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	"Giada" Oh shit my wife's whole family (Sicilian remember) make fun of her non fucking stop.
BigHans 08.24.11	What kind of wood would you use Pit.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Hans, Pit, you guys should get one of these: http://www.cuisinetechnology.com/the-smoking-gun.php You can smoke food without cooking it, offering virtually limitless possibilities like hickory smoked Caesar salad or smoking glasses for cocktails with dried rose petals, lavender, etc.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	That looks bad ass AoD
BigHans 08.24.11	that looks awesome Angel
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	"Oh shit my wife's whole family (Sicilian remember) make fun of her non fucking stop." That's because she's a fake bitch who believes herself to be more "Italian" than everyone else when she just creates simplistic food that doesn't taste like anything other than shit. Her fake Italian accent is just as much an insult to Italians/Sicilians as the Jersey Shore. "What kind of wood would you use Pit." Mesquite. That's the only wood you should use for BBQ. Angel, lol, I got one for Christmas last year.
BigHans 08.24.11	damn, another meeting, whats up with all of this work today. Dont let this list die. Pit, you should look up the guy who used Green Mesquite on an episode of Triple D.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	I wish I had ten grand to pick up one of their rotary evaporators so I can make my own essential oils and extracts.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Angel, this is for you: http://progressivepulse.com/blog2/tag/ferran-adria
Spec 08.24.11	Is Detriment going? I'd like to see the two of you meet each other.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Detriment would definitely not want to meet me.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Dear God, toro belly painted with jamon fat... And those razor clams...
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I know.... That toro belly had me jizzing all over the hospital bed.
Spec 08.24.11	I'll bring the vanilla extract.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	lol
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I've always wanted to make someone put a light bulb in their mouth and let me punch them in the chin.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Gotta keep this alive.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	Man, I could talk about food for eternity.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	So could I. I think I should've gone to culinary school instead of just thought about it.
Apollo 08.24.11	"I don't know anyone else on here who can cook besides Hans, Angel, Inveigh, and I...." Pit you don't know me very well. I'm a damn good cook. I do 100% of the cooking in my household and love it.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I knew, Apollo. I just forgot. My fault.
AngelofDeath 08.24.11	It's expensive for what it is, but if you don't have a lot of prior kitchen experience or you want to sort of break into the fine dining realm, it's a good outlet to help build up those chops and make some lasting networking connections. I went right out of high school and had a really great experience.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I had plenty of experience in kitchens throughout high school. I mean, most of them were short order minus the 9 months I worked for a 4 star steakhouse.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Man, I could eat food for eternity.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Let's all get fat and old together, and then die of massive coronaries.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	I'm not gonna say no.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	What is with people and making remarks about another's children? Is this some new trend amongst the angsty virgin college students these days?
omnipanzer 08.24.11	For some reason people seem to be wanting to take you on lately and I think they are finding out they aint got the gumption (hence eventual last ditch effort to shit on your kids).
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Totally off sides in my opinion. I'm not above such tactics in actual face to face arguments but I don't think I take the internet seriously enough to do it on a web site. When I get into it in real life I fight to win though so...
BigHans 08.24.11	Somebody tell Rosa that gay stuff doesnt qualify as losing his virginity.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	^ sure it does.
BigHans 08.24.11	Not in my book
FadeToBlack 08.24.11	if you're gay it does
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Hans... It's okay if you don't agree with it but it is 2011 so a modification may be in order for your belief system.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	ilu
BigHans 08.24.11	lol its all good
BigHans 08.24.11	and for my last comment of the day: Fade, I guess you would know then. OH SNAP.
FadeToBlack 08.24.11	yeah I would. what of it?
Blackbelt54 08.24.11	nice list dude also it looks like you're the only person on here I've seen that listens to Ten Years After
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I listen to a lot of 60's music, but I choose not to talk about it because the majority of the site hasn't been listening to music long enough to really appreciate that decade.
foreverendeared 08.24.11	I'll bring the pot.
TheEnigma 08.24.11	I'd be sooo down!
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Sorry guys, no drugs allowed.
foreverendeared 08.24.11	That's okay I don't consider it to be a drug or heroin either so I'm bringing lots of both.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Please don't. If you bring heroin, I might start having relations with Cuban men again.
foreverendeared 08.25.11	Don't pretend like you couldn't use the antioxidants.
taxidermist 08.25.11	Went to the beach today. Got home and my mom had some BBQ ready. FUCK YEAH.
Josh D. 08.25.11	Hey.
omnipanzer 08.25.11	Hey you!
Josh D. 08.25.11	Sleepy.
aok 08.25.11	Have a meeting, will be back later to discuss this essential topic. [2]
aok 08.25.11	Let's all get fat and old together, and then die of massive coronaries. [2]
Trebor. 08.25.11	Should Satty and I bring our own veggie shit?
foreverendeared 08.25.11	Let's all get arrested.
ferociouslettuce 08.25.11	666 . i mean, i haven't heard it, but it's an awesome ideal
Banion 08.25.11	Wow this thread is still going? And pork sucks guys, grossest meat ever and everything that comes from it is gross.
wabbit 08.25.11	...you suck
Maniac! 08.25.11	"Wow this thread is still going? And pork sucks guys, grossest meat ever and everything that comes from it is gross." ... I .... wtf..... just... ugh... go away.
foreverendeared 08.25.11	your face is gross
aok 08.25.11	mmm pork's so good
wabbit 08.25.11	aren't you...nvm
omnipanzer 08.25.11	"Wow this thread is still going? And pork sucks guys, grossest meat ever and everything that comes from it is gross." I'm personally a fan of all the proteins but Pork is the most like human and I have always wanted to BBQ me some human.
North0House2 08.25.11	Pork gives me diarrhea, just so you all know.
aok 08.25.11	yea rabbit, i'm jewish and i like pork. what's next a muslim who likes alcohol?
HaydenDyson 08.25.11	how fucking old are you? have you sometimes got nothing else to do than bother a 16 year old, asshole.
Apollo 08.25.11	HaydenDyson do us a favor and gtfo
aok 08.25.11	cheers apollo. ima drink an extra ipa for you
FrankRedHot 08.25.11	"how fucking old are you? have you sometimes got nothing else to do than bother a 16 year old, asshole." Ummmmmm...... you still holding a grudge weeks later? Because I don't believe I've posted one thing to you since the day you went all apeshit on us.
qwe3 08.26.11	oh dude i definitely would be up for a bbq have not had one in so long oh baby
TheJesus 08.26.11	If anyone's not invited, it's qwe3. We don't need anyone else with a Napoleonic Complex.
qwe3 08.26.11	I thought those with Napoleonic complexes had to be small which is a misnomer anyways because did you know that Napoleon was actually quite tall for the time he lived in? Yeah! The british basically spread rumors about him being small because it made him easier for him to dislike (although i hear it was pretty easy anyways) history is fun!
TheJesus 08.26.11	Yeah, no one cares.
qwe3 08.26.11	cmon jesus you should be able to come up with something less banal than that
qwe3 08.26.11	i mean you had a lot more to say when you weren't being schooled in history what happened? : (
TheJesus 08.26.11	Still don't care.
qwe3 08.26.11	awwww cmon dude if you're going to make a gimmick account at least be interesting
TheJesus 08.26.11	Yeah, I'm still not caring.
qwe3 08.26.11	no?
qwe3 08.26.11	then uh pssst hey hey hey why you replyin bro? ¯_(ツ)_/¯?
TheJesus 08.26.11	See this look? That's me not caring even more.
TheJesus 08.26.11	Not caring so hard right now.
qwe3 08.26.11	i guess pit's finally learned his lesson: when qwe talks to him, he shuts up its brilliant!
AngelofDeath 08.26.11	Dude, why throw a barbecue when you can throw a barbeqwe.
TheJesus 08.26.11	"i guess pit's finally learned his lesson: when qwe talks to him, he shuts up its brilliant! " I'm not caring because there's no point in arguing with someone who has nothing new to say ever.
qwe3 08.26.11	i will throw a barbeqwe and you can all come even pit because unlike him im not a prima donna :D
qwe3 08.26.11	"I'm not caring because there's no point in arguing with someone who has nothing new to say ever." THERE WE GO! hey buddy how are ya?
TheJesus 08.26.11	Just fine. I'd ask you, but I don't care.
qwe3 08.26.11	sry bro but youre still replying to me i mean if you didnt reply it'd be much more believable, this whole "not caring" business but like you are!
TheJesus 08.26.11	Caring is for the birds, so I choose to do the opposite.
Relinquished 08.26.11	can't we all just listen to meshuggah and be friends
TheJesus 08.26.11	If we all listened to Meshuggah, life would be terribly boring.
Relinquished 08.26.11	not for me and look at that you and qwe have something in common. you both don't like meshuggah with no good reason.
qwe3 08.26.11	"Caring is for the birds, so I choose to do the opposite." yeah fuck birds! i wish i liked meshuggah so you didn't hate me quished :( i like CoL IS THAT NOT ENOUGH
qwe3 08.26.11	discussing how boring meshuggah is has become more boring than the music itself
TheJesus 08.26.11	Relinquished, I don't like meshuggah because they bore the ever living fuck out of me.
Relinquished 08.26.11	you guys
Maniac! 08.26.11	you both don't like meshuggah with no good reason. win
qwe3 08.26.11	us guys
TheJesus 08.26.11	Qwe is like the more intelligent version of Mappy.
qwe3 08.26.11	QUISHED WITH THE NINJA EDIT
Relinquished 08.26.11	I brought you guys together now shut the fuck up
Maniac! 08.26.11	"Qwe is like the more intelligent version of Mappy." not exactly a difficult task tbh
TheJesus 08.26.11	Why do you think I said it?
Maniac! 08.26.11	Just feeding the trolls here, bro. Don't mind me.
qwe3 08.26.11	"I brought you guys together now shut the fuck up" so much anger its all dem heavy metals that do it
TheJesus 08.26.11	It's not really a question of who's more intelligent. No, it's just a matter of who's been diagnosed with the least amount of learning disabilities.
Relinquished 08.26.11	im gonna some more nigga music then red is real good in some parts
qwe3 08.26.11	im fucking excited for RED production looks so good
qwe3 08.26.11	Game is a real niggaa
nullpoint 08.26.11	400 comments awesome. Fry up the steaks
Relinquished 08.26.11	you haven't listened to it yet?
qwe3 08.26.11	nah dude been pretty busy
TheJesus 08.26.11	Filipino boys?
nullpoint 08.26.11	Still excited for The Crater IV?
TheJesus 08.26.11	The Crater IV either sounds like a really bad disaster flick they'd show on Sci-Fi or a really great porno.
qwe3 08.26.11	hahahaha i love how i got pit from "idontcareidontcareidontcareidontcare" to "Filipino boys" and "learning disabilities" in like 10 mins youre so goshdarn predictable bro!
qwe3 08.26.11	"The Crater IV either sounds like a really bad disaster flick they'd show on Sci-Fi or a really great porno." lmao
TheJesus 08.26.11	Lol, and you aren't? C'mon, qwe, you have to at least acknowledge that while I'm pretty predictable, you are as well. And what's wrong with being busy with Filipino boys?
qwe3 08.26.11	i dont care man look at me not caring hey im not caring YOU HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY OWNED
qwe3 08.26.11	!!!!
FrankRedHot 08.26.11	Ummm ok
Blackbelt54 08.26.11	are you already unbanned pit?
FrankRedHot 08.26.11	Lol I guess so. It kept saying I was banned about an hour ago on this when I would try and post. Now it's back to letting me post.