omnipanzer
10.25.11 | A few of these are great albums. |
KILL5
10.25.11 | you suck |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Oh I'm aware... |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Oh yeah, Tool sounds exactly like King Crimson, That is a totally respectable view to have. Really cool stuff. |
KILL5
10.25.11 | Entre Nous, what a wonderful song. and this song contains the very best of their poetic writing. I personally think this song is about people are connected to each other and how they interact with one another.
"We are secrets to each other
Each one's life a novel
No-one else has read.
Even joined in bonds of love,
We're linked to one another
By such slender threads."
This means that we all have different lives and everybody has different experiences and go through life differently. And no matter what you do, you will never thoroughly know another persons life. Also, even if you ave a strong connection to someone, your relations with them can be cut.
"We are planets to each other,
Drifting in our orbits
To a brief eclipse.
Each of us a world apart,
Alone and yet together,
Like two passing ships."
People are all different, other people's lives are so foreign it's like being on another planet. We only see a fraction of other people's lives it is about as rare as seeing an eclipse.
"We are strangers to each other,
Full of sliding panels,
An illusion show.
Acting well-rehearsed routines
Or playing from the heart?
It's hard for one to know."
Again, we don't know everything about other people. People have so many layers (like sliding panels) that most of the time we only see an illusion of who that person really is. We all have been taught how to act in public that we rarely show who we really are, and when people do, there is no way to tell if they are showing their true selves or another illusion.
"We are islands to each other,
Building hopeful bridges
On a troubled sea.
Some are burned or swept away,
Some we would not choose,
But we're not always free."
We are all separate beings, and have connections to people like bridges. And like bridges, connections can be destroyed. Some of those connections we are forced into (work, school, family, etc.) because we are forced into contact with these people. |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | List should have been called "What People Think Sputnik is". |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Oh yeah, it totally is. Great stuff. I love king crimson. Especially the stuff from the 80's. Where they wore those big red sport coats and stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. Tool is SOOOO mainstream. It isn't cool to like them. Only tennagers from Ohio like them. |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | Ironically, this list just makes you come across even more of a hipster than the people you ridicule |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I agree. SOOOO UNFAIR!!!! And how about RUSH eh?! wheres the love. They are so COOL. His drumset is huge. Danny carey totally rips off what's his face from that band. The fat one that loves to play (but in reality can't play) Jazz. The one with the headband... what's his name? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Hey, I wear my sister's pants and a chain on my black jeans just like everyone else. My fixed gear is WAY FASTER THAN YOURS! |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | yeah, he probably likes it ironically.
there's some inception dream-within-a-dream shit goin' down here |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | to be fair, I sort of agree with his Bjork assessment, aside from her first 3 albums |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I know right?! I just went on there and liked that stuff to show what immature music listeners like. SPIN MAGAZINE!? what a bunch of losers. I only listen to unknown stuff. None of that popular stuff. That isn't for me. I'm far too cool for that! |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Exactly, maybe we could write for spin magazine together!!! |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | Sonic wins again |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | OH YOU LIKE THE BEATLES!!!! I LIKE THEM TOO!!!! Especially the really bubble gum stuff. Maxwell's silver hammer is SO COOL. I'll bet it's got some sort of double meaning... Theyre just great... Just great... |
theacademy
10.25.11 | lol bjork what are you a fifteen year old girl too fat for cheerleading but too skinny for field hockey |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I agree, stupid kids, what do they know about music. It's the grown men who make great albums! Like King Crimson, They are still at it arent they. Making the good stuff. |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | I honestly think EonBlue's completely lost sight of his own sanity and is now arguing against himself |
theacademy
10.25.11 | never mind you might be fat enough for field hockey |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | OMG, Dinosaur Jr. is my favorite!!!! That song on rockband is the BEST. How it speeds up like that. I learned to play that riff on my squier guitar I bought at wal mart. Chicks in college loved it. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Yeah soundgarden are such posers!!!!! They sound just like zeppelin. |
theacademy
10.25.11 | hahah i just read the descriptions and now i like this list |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | "Hey Kim Thayil!!!! Stop ripping off jimmy page!!!" |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | you are like... a poet. You should write a book. OMG I just saw how much you like metallica. I LOVE THEM. Only the old stuff though of course! And Weezer's pinkerton was wayyyy better than the blue album IMHO! Good stuff guy! |
theacademy
10.25.11 | "I don't really know what this album is... but I happen to know that liking old rap albums rounds your list out and makes you sound impartial. My hope is people will see this and be like... yeah, this guy likes different forms of music, wish I was that cool."
this is every lamf white sputniker |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | OMG, YOU LIKE MILES DAVIS. I LIKE TO PRETEND TO LIKE MILES DAVIS TOO!!!!! Cause jazz really rounds out your album ratings!!! SEVEN STEPS TO HEAVEN IS THE BEST. Seriously though. The way he adds in those appoggiatura's is just great. Everytime I pick up my trumpet I think of that album "what would Miles do?" So good. I'm sure my jazz listening is meager in comparison. But I like triple tongueing alot... I know it isn't so cool to like wynton... but I do
|
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | Bet he's really a metalhead. |
AngelofDeath
10.25.11 | Dude, it's ok. It's just a music site. You don't have to try so hard. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I have to bow down to you, as you know. You're awful 90's music ratings are soooo much better than mine! I throw in the towel. Please stop giving it to me so hard. You have made your point. Tool=King Crimson Chris cornell = Robert plant Kim Thayil = Jimmy page. Metallica is way better than pantera. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I loveeeee metal. But only the old stuff. All that new stuff makes me cut myself. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Hey, I know we all just met... but... does anyone wanna get an apartment together so I can move out of my moms basement and we can make funny reviews about "design the skyline" together? |
theacademy
10.25.11 | lol sonic is sorta losing in this |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | He's definitely loosing on word count... we need Kubrick up in this bitch. |
MO
10.25.11 | Kubrick is too serious for a thread like this. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | yeah, he doesnt get into this lower end stuff... He's a serious sputnikker... Man, I hope I get there someday. Can anyone recommend some albums that are cool to like so I can rate them and act like they are meaningful to me? |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | I think that would make him perfect in this situation. but I was referring solely to the lack of brevity on Eonblue's part. ;^) |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | "Can anyone recommend some albums that are cool to like so I can rate them and act like they are meaningful to me?"
Time Out -Dave Brubeck |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | NICE!!! THANKS!!!! I LOVE THAT GUY. almost as much as I love PINK FLOYD!!!! They are the best. All those drugs they did really untethered them from the earth. They are so COOL TO LIKE. GIRLS really like when you like them to. Just great great band. Pink floyd wow. That song "Money" or whatever... with the cash register in the background... so good. cause it has meaning. And that one with the chick singing. Just awesome stuff to like. Especially to get girls. |
FrankRedHot
10.25.11 | Wow. I didn't think reading would make me dumber than I already am, but you sir, proved me wrong. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | ya know what I need to do? Review old albums that have been reviewed better a thousand times. I think that really increases credibility and makes you look cool. Maybe Ill review some zeppelin and Rush. I'm thinking that would be pretty original. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | FRANK!!!! Thanks for coming out. I'ma act like I know you!!! Is that cool? I see you like Fugazi... just killer killer stuff to like. Really. That one song on the argument where he just shouts incoherently is sooooo good. Normal people never like that song. Red medicine is better though... cause it's older. I think. |
FrankRedHot
10.25.11 | Everyone knows who I am.
|
foreverendeared
10.25.11 | "Wow. I didn't think reading would make me dumber than I already am, but you sir, proved me wrong."
Whoa, a startling revelation has occurred here. |
FrankRedHot
10.25.11 | And mocking Fugazi is the equivalent of kicking Mary in the stomach when she was pregnant with Jesus. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | OMG I love Jesus. uuummmm... THIS... that band THIS. SO Good Christian rock is kinda cool to like. Especially those deathmetal Christian rock bands. SO IRONIC. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I'm not mockin em bro!? I agree it is totally cool to like them. |
foreverendeared
10.25.11 | "And mocking Fugazi is the equivalent of kicking Mary in the stomach when she was pregnant with Jesus."
So... something that should have been done a long time ago? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | and the opposite of december?! Totally their best album Frank. You come before you was crap compared to it. cause it was older. I saw them live. I love the old stuff. all old stuff. |
FrankRedHot
10.25.11 | Ummmm...... what? Was that even English? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Calculating infinity too. We subscribe to the same theorys. We are SO alike. What I do is I find my favorite album by a band, then I act like the crappy albums are better, cause they are older or more difficult to listen to. Calculating infinity is soooo cool to like. First time I heard that album I thought it was a joke it was so bad, then I realized (and I don't think I'm alone here) that saying I like that album made me totally awesome. Cause I understand. and other people don't. |
StrangerofSorts
10.25.11 | I like this guy. |
Yuli
10.25.11 | I'm not gonna lie, this list is fucking awesome |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | the look on your face when trying this hard must be quite something |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | You have no idea! It's hard stuff trying to blend in with such professional music listeners. One slip and you could look like a fool. |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | Haha |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | so, err, am I allowed to genuinely like ANY music that isn't 90s radio rock then? |
theacademy
10.25.11 | lol this guy does have our numbers tho u gotta admit |
Alexcore
10.25.11 | "My Taste In Music Is Awesome."
lol no, faggot |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | OH TOTALLY Guy!!! Like Miles davis's later music. Ya know the kinda fusion stuff he did that is widely known as his worst music. That stuff is really cool to like. And fugazi... Fugazi is soooo cool. Making fun of them is sacreligious. It's like kicking mary... or something... oh and WILCO, you aren't cool unless you like them. |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | look, you guys just don't understand BrokeNCYDE like I do |
Keyblade
10.25.11 | Not gonna lie, the FtM description made me lol. |
Yuli
10.25.11 | "lol no, faggot"
Looks like someone utterly missed the message of this list |
Jash
10.25.11 | Hahahahahahaha this thread is so good, sonic tried and did not succeed |
Titan50
10.25.11 | You're an idiot |
Keyblade
10.25.11 | Yeah, but the message itself utterly missed as well. Someone tell our boy about overkill (and not the band before he rates one of their albums in a genius attempt at irony). |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | yeah, overkill is the key word here. The guy ruined an otherwise funny list by overdoing it massively in the comments |
Keyblade
10.25.11 | ^Yes |
Aids
10.25.11 | lol this thread is pathetic, for all parties involved |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | OH NO, You guys think I could still be cool? I would have responded sooner but I had to go to lunch. As I was riding my fixed gear bicycle listening to Muse on my Iphone I saw this but couldn't reply lest I fall off my bike and be hit by a car. I pulled out my macbook air (paid with a credit card in college, HUGE MISTAKE) to reply as soon as I could. How could I go about redeeming myself? Is there a new James Blake album out for me to talk about like I enjoy it? |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | I give you exhibit A |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Aids, you are undoubtedly too cool for this list. The way you openly like Alexisonfire is beyond anything I could ever conceive of. Hats off. Your pop sensibilities leave me speechless. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | and Jeff!!!! Jeff, buddy. Opeth is SSSSOOOO Good. I like when they come out on stage and are like "This next song is truly a masterpiece" when they opened for Gwar. How hip and cool is it to open for Gwar. Maybe I should become an Opeth fanboy... lot's of those on here. When do you guys meet? |
Keyblade
10.25.11 | On lists lacking moar Opeth. |
pedro70512
10.25.11 | Comments section makes the list worthwhile...the irony is palpable. And I actually have Kind of Blue and Time Out. Not because they're cool, because they're great albums. |
Zorak
10.25.11 | lol this guy is great |
pedro70512
10.25.11 | I bet he was that kid in middle school who would eat stuff for money. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Classical music!!!!!! Isn't classical music cool to say you listen to?! Beethoven is my fave |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | funny you say that cause once in middle school I held the record for chugging mr jucys. I lined up like 20 of them and chugged them one after the other. Everyone gathered around me and for that moment I was a god. I've been slowly trying to recreate that moment ever since... |
pedro70512
10.25.11 | I'm partial to Berlioz and Ives, actually. |
pedro70512
10.25.11 | bingo. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | See I like shostakovich. Russian Classical music is so dark... and that makes it totally cool to like. His 10th symphony is my favorite. Where he battles stalin. So heroic. I had to write an analysis of it in music school. It was a pain in the ass figuring out all the transitions. That's when I realized that having serious opinions on music was for amateurs. And I should just start liking things merely because they are obscure. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Like electric Wizard, they are soooo sludgy and cool to like. ALMOST NO ONE likes them. |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | Mine is better.
Deathcore fo' lyfe. |
Divine
10.25.11 | 4 = tits |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | YES, Deathcore! What an awesome genre of music to be into! It's so different from hardcore and deathmetal. It's its own thing. Cause it's like... everything that is bad about both. minus all the good. Barely listenable. That's why I like to listen all the time in my moms basement, when chicks walk by I imagine how cool they think I am in my little hovel with my deathcore. I mean, it isn't for everyone, or anyone... but that's why it's so awesome! |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | OMG DOOD I NOE |
Trebor.
10.25.11 | This guy is the best troll ever or bat shit crazy |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | This is what Sputnik is all about, finding friends through common music listening abilities. |
SmokingTheClouds
10.25.11 | If this isn't an alt troll, I'll be damned. |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | Deathcore rules. Eon sucks. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | That is sooo deathcore of you. Rock on man. Rock on. |
SmokingTheClouds
10.25.11 | So that's a yes. |
Zorak
10.25.11 | This guy is the best troll ever or bat shit crazy [2] |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | Rockin' to some Molotov Solution has I type this. Fuck yeah. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I agree, I'm starting to think Eulogize is a troll too. That insult was way out of left field. I thought we were going to be deathcore friends |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | I mean, we can be if you want man. My favorite Molotov Solution song is the one with the breakdown. What's yours? |
SmokingTheClouds
10.25.11 | If one pretends you're not a troll, one can assume you're just stupid. That's funnier. [@Eon] |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | [ } |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | What's the oldest one? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I'm going to go with dark alliance |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | The coolest one. |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | Great game. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | So I've got a little question to throw in here to mix things up, (You have to think of whitty little things to try to engage people otherwise your list might DIE AND THAT SUCKS) Would you rather be the ceiling or the floor? and why? |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | I don't like getting walked on. |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | I don't know who's alt you are but you're rad. |
Electric City
10.25.11 | you could try not being a shithead |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | No, that never works. |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | That was an awesome laugh. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | It's hard because if you were the floor you could see up girls skirts, and who knows what floor you would be. If you were the ceiling you could see down girls shirts... but I'm more of an ass man/boy. So I wanna say floor... but then what if I was the floor under a lame band who's music we have decided not to like this week? That would be terrible... |
Gilgamahesh
10.25.11 | I'm sorry but any statement to the effect of 'Soundgarden is a Led Zeppelin clone" is fucking retarded. SG liked to do Zep covers, and maybe Rhinosaur and a couple other songs sound similar to LZ. Other than that HERPADY DERP.
This thread is beginning to smell of irony overload. |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | I love you, dude. |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | it was irony overload from the start.
PS: I don't really like Opeth that much |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | It looks to me like the guy who said soundgarden is a zeppelin clone is more popular than you on this site, so he must win. Plus saying bands sound like other bands is such an "in the know" thing to say. So no way he's wrong. |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | "it was irony overload from the start."
Probably with a little bit of LSD.. or any kind of other drug that makes you act like a Chinese on speed. |
MO
10.25.11 | "See I like shostakovich"
fuck yes |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I'm going to try going to peoples lists and agreeing with them wholeheartedly. It endears you to others, adds to there comments, and all around makes everyone feel better about themselves and their music listening skills. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Done. We are probably the greatest online community that has ever existed in the history of mankind. |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | Obviously. |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | I see you've been busy |
Eulogize
10.25.11 | Marry me Eon, TAKE MY HAND IN MARRIAGE. |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | Will there be mead? And big pies? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Refused is SO GOOD Jeff. Talk about bands that are cool to like. Theyre like from sweetland or something. I was talking to the guitarist from Poison the well at there show in cleveland and he said he LOVES REFUSED. I was LIKE OMG ME TOO. A Chimerical bombination in 12 bursts is the best!!!!! I feel like we bonded. He likes the mars volta too! I got to stand back stage, probably because of my street cred. It was at the agora. Such a cool venue. Ill bet people in bands are awesome at music lsitening. They could probably really tear albums apart if they weren't so busy making music... Losers IMHO. |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | So Hard |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | You sputnik the hardest. |
foreverendeared
10.25.11 | Sometimes I sleep with a banana on my pillow. |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | You sputnik the hardest. |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | You sputnik the hardest. m/ |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | Sweetland, lol. Hope there are rivers of mead, that'd be so awesome. |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | You sputnik the hardest. m/ |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | You sputnik the hardest. m/ |
foreverendeared
10.25.11 | The banana talks sometimes. |
Gilgamahesh
10.25.11 | Too much irony. I need a beer. None for any of you. >_ |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | I have better beer than you anyway. So suck it. |
Zorak
10.25.11 | this thread has gone to shit |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I only drink local beer... from the tap... |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I apologize if that last comment came accross as pretentious. |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | I'm starting to grudgingly like this guy |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | Local beer m/ |
Gilgamahesh
10.25.11 | Few places have really good beer, but I gather that you are German so I shall shut the hell up about beer. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | OK NEW QUESTION!!!! WHAT IS THE COOLEST BAND TO LIKE EVER?! BETTER YET, THE COOLEST ALBUM TO LIKE EVER!!! |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | Stuhlgewitter - Auftrag Braunes Reich. Obviously. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I'm going to go with thrice "the artist in the ambulance" Trading in the good amp for the Line six teppe and the troup set out to turn themselves into a progressive rock band drawing critical acclaim from all of us professional music listeners who listen to albums once and demand immediate satisfaction. Gone are the good riffs or new musical ideas, simple "let's write this song in 7/8...well start with a soft intro, then play the same thing louder suddenly" sensibilities. A true classic. |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | Such rudeness.. |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | that's actually a pretty good summary of most early thrice albums |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | The great thing about thrice is how convincing they can be that their music has deep meaning. |
Gilgamahesh
10.25.11 | Hm, listened to the single "Artist in the Ambulance" and couldn't get into it. I guess i'll try again. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Yeah dude, It's REALLY REALLY AWESOME. It uses totally sweet time signatures. And the vocals are not at all bland. |
Wolfhorde
10.25.11 | Mathy time signatures? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | 15/8 Holmes. Use it. And you are cool. instant win sputnik style. it's like 3 times 5, it kinda ends weird, and people are all like, these guys are so cool, cause they are using science. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | and palm muting. Palm muting is the best!!!!. just drop down to D and palm mute. Which reminds me, Meshuggah IS SO AWESOME TO LIKE. People find out you like meshuggah and they think you are so cool. I rip them off when I'm writing songs all the time. I just change it a little. Original ideas are SO HARD. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Everyone get the new deer hunter album? PSYCHE!!!!! Of course you did... |
NeutralThunder12
10.25.11 | king crimson has quite a few good albums |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I know right? That sustain effect Frippy face uses never gets old. Just keep doin it man.... just keep doin it. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | nor is the revolving door of musicians or complete lack of commercial success at all depressing. |
foreverendeared
10.25.11 | and then, as I was spanked, I noticed a hummingbird flutter past the window quickly, and it suddenly occurred to me that |
flamingmouse
10.25.11 | didnt even mention brand new 0/10 |
ITsHxCTOASTER
10.25.11 | No one has mentioned that this bitch keeps spelling "death metal" as "deathmetal"
He said some funny stuff though. And being a new user to comment on this list I imagine I'm about to get chewed out for some album I like |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Good catch man!!! Where is my mind. I would hate to diminish in any way the validity of such a high form of art as Deathmetal. Deathmetal is one of the coolest genres to like especially if you have really bad taste in music (which Isn't necessarily a bad thing) People with bad taste in music can round out there musical taste with some deathmetal bands to make themselves seem a little edgy. Like someone who really likes The strokes, or oasis. They can throw a death metal band and suddenly... "Hmmm I'm not so sure about that guy..." Works like a charm. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Is that eminem in your 5's? SOOO GOOD! |
ITsHxCTOASTER
10.25.11 | I thought you'd call me out on Kanye West, I'm impressed you went after Eminem |
Winsomniac
10.25.11 | How in the hell are nips not out in 4?
That thing is really low-cut. |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | Optical illusion. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | "Calling you out"? I don't get it. Eminem is the best bro. I like that one song where he talks about his mom. He's so dark. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | If there is a dev here could you clear out some of these other lists so more people can see mine? I want it to get the attention it deserves. Did you see the albums I listed? They are without a doubt the coolest albums anyone has ever listed... |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | did i get that lingo right? just wanna be sure i look as good and in the know as possible. |
Blind
10.25.11 | i like most of those artists. eon don't you think you've played this out a little? you're allowed to dislike musicians and you're allowed to dislike elitists, doesn't mean you have to regurgitate the same anti-hipster jokes and complaints over and over. i don't really see how this is any less annoying |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Who's complaining? I don't get it... I like them too... |
TheSpirit
10.25.11 | awful list |
Blind
10.25.11 | =/ ha |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I think Blink 182 has definitely hit that "it's been long enough since they came out and destroyed music that we can call them classic" stage... thoughts? |
ITsHxCTOASTER
10.25.11 | I think this isn't funny anymore |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | That's cause you don't understand sputnik... |
pedroia55
10.25.11 | This list brought to you by the guy who 5d Pantera.. |
PurpleDino
10.25.11 | this is so lol, claps for everyone |
foreverendeared
10.25.11 | I tend to just ignore the bad and negative aspects of Sputnik, I have practice from being a Christian. |
PurpleDino
10.25.11 | just love all the people proving Eon's point tremendously |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Oh man that was a sick burn Ped!!!! I don't know what I was thinking. Pantera has done nothing worth note since dimebag got shot. Think I should lower them a few? Would it be cooler as a 4 or 3.5 you think? |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | 200 |
pedroia55
10.25.11 | Why does everyone call me ped or pedo? I have a full username for a reason |
GregLake
10.25.11 | Wanna knock King Crimson I'll knock you in your face with my bass you pussy bitch |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | You should try something simpler... I'm just not quite bright enough to process the whole thing. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I'm not knocking King Crimson at all I LOVE THAT BAND!!!!! What is wrong with people here? Am i communicating poorly? |
pedroia55
10.25.11 | Everything you're doing is right |
GregLake
10.25.11 | "Everyone knows that in the court of the crimson king was their only good album."
I bet. Repent before I prog you so hard you'll cry |
Crymsonblaze
10.25.11 | I don't like any of this |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | this thread has passed its sell by date |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Just cause their other albums suck hard doesn't mean they aren't an awesome band to like... what is your problem?! |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | what matters is that you look cool for liking them. Done. Period. |
GregLake
10.25.11 | Their other albums rule hard faggot |
botb
10.25.11 | this guy sure seems to have a lot of pent up angst against something that's totally subjective lol |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | I don't know if anyone has told you but that term is totally not PC. I learned it in college, just thought I'd let you know. You shouldn't say it. They are people too and we are here to get along. Just remember, we are on the same side. Us vs. Music. Musicians make albums, we tear down albums. Not each other. |
JohnWetton
10.25.11 | Are you saying Starless and Bible Black sucks? |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | to be fair it is like the 6th or 7th best KC album |
JohnWetton
10.25.11 | Well yes, because KC rules but it doesn't suck by any stretch |
tarkus
10.25.11 | I'm gonna have to side with Wetton on that one |
omnipanzer
10.25.11 | "Why does everyone call me ped or pedo? I have a full username for a reason"
Fuck me you are particular about a lot of unimportant shit aren't you? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Nah, I'm in the know. I know how awesome they are, cause I can stand to listen to the 60 minutes of awful crap for the neat guitar parts that come out every once in a while. I'm speaking more from a "regular" music listeners perspective. To them it sounds like random noodling through a fernandes monterey elite with the infinite sustain switch in a constant "on" position. But to the discerning ear it is obviously great random noodling through a fernandes monterey elite with the infinite sustain switch in a constant "on" position with a definite purpose we just can't explain in human words. |
tarkus
10.25.11 | a 90's radio rock perspective? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | Tark, The way you like radiohead, tool, and pearl jam is awe inspiring. I couldn't begin to listen to it with the intensity that you do. You are a true music listening master... what were you saying? |
Keyblade
10.25.11 | lol @ this thread still going strong.
Eon, we get it you're butthurt...you destroyed any humour your descriptions may have had. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | oh 90's radio rock... gotcha... uuummm yeah!!!! You hit it on the head.. That music is total crap!!! The stuff I like is WAY cooler than that stuff! |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | again... is there some sort of inside joke I'm not aware of here?
|
tarkus
10.25.11 | Ready to give up? |
jefflebowski
10.25.11 | Eon, we get it you're butthurt...you destroyed any humour your descriptions may have had. [2] |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.25.11 | haha, that is totally awesome to do, how you put parenthesis around a number and repeat something someone says. I'm gonna go do that on someone elses thread. |
tarkus
10.25.11 | He doesn't break character |
effthesystem
10.25.11 | you cant be serious eon |
Keyblade
10.25.11 | Eon sounds like the kid who tries too hard to fit in at school and ends up being bitter when it doesn't work out for him. |
ITsHxCTOASTER
10.25.11 | Ugh I can't decide if he's awesome or annoying |
SmokingTheClouds
10.26.11 | Trolling requires subtlety. Without it, the persistence becomes monotonous. And that just gets annoying... so, wait, does that mean that being a bad troll = being a good troll, if both achieve the same result?
I need to re-think life. |
Gilgamahesh
10.26.11 | ^ Both. The answer is both. And I am LOVING the butthurt responses this guy is getting without even trying. Truly a hero of the internet age. |
Gilgamahesh
10.26.11 | Whoops double post. WBC assures me I'll go to hell for that. |
PurpleDino
10.26.11 | troll's gon' be full on that meal right therrr ^ |
PurpleDino
10.26.11 | pre sure I'm not either but coo' |
Gilgamahesh
10.26.11 | Appreciation for classics like KC and Led Zep does not preclude the ability to enjoy Tool or Soundgarden. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.26.11 | Sonic is my hero, I didn't sign on after last night but I'm glad to see my list is still active... It's all about replies, I can just imagine all the people on this site pining over the popularity I have gained. It makes me happy and content with my life. Sonic is so right though, I have no idea about prog and jazz and true jams. I don't have the sort of appreciation for zeppelin he has. I just say I like them cause it's cool to like them. But still I think that is one in the same. Don't ever let anyone say that Led Zeppelin was a giant rip off band either, or basically a cover band for less popular (cause theyre black) Blues artists. That would be a terrible thing to say on this site. Gotta respect the classics. |
Eulogize
10.26.11 | Woah, this is still going on. |
Keyblade
10.26.11 | What's the point of this again? |
Eulogize
10.26.11 | Not me though. We're getting married. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.26.11 | That's awesome Eulogize. We are pretty much best friends I think! |
foreverendeared
10.26.11 | Oh cool, delete my comment. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.26.11 | Comment? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.26.11 | You seem like kinda jaded Forever, Maybe I could give you some recs that are awesome to like and you could be as into the community as me.... Try anything by deerhunter!!! Deerhunter is the best cause they are a progressive rock band, and the singer was in some sort of emo band or something. The production value is incredible. It's a truly awesome representation of what good music sounds like. |
foreverendeared
10.26.11 | Only if they are like Porcupine Tree because Porcupine Tree is the best band EVERRRRR |
Mendross
10.26.11 | Who's an older more obscure troll than eon ? Whoever he is he's probably a lot more cooler. |
Mendross
10.26.11 | Who's an older more obscure troll than eon ? Whoever he is he's probably a lot more cooler. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.26.11 | OMG I LOVE PORCUPINE TREE. They sound exactly like King Crimson though... kinda a ripoff... |
Gilgamahesh
10.26.11 | This thread has become a wasteland of stupid. I am reminded of my WoW days trolling Barrens chat. |
omnipanzer
10.26.11 | *Who's an older more obscure troll than eon ? Whoever he is he's probably a lot cooler. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.26.11 | OMG YOU PLAY WOW!!!!! Lets play together!!! I'm a level 85 warrior named Elivan on Emerald Dream! |
Gilgamahesh
10.26.11 | I quit a long time ago my friend, during the end of Wrath. I didn't like the way Blizz was going. And thanks to their newfound ass-kissing of China and the general suckiness of their current gaming paradigm I'm not likely to go back. |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.26.11 | oh... I play a girl character, I think it's way cooler to play girl characters. |
Gilgamahesh
10.26.11 | I find your hipster ways disturbing. |
Eulogize
10.26.11 | I find them entertaining. |
pedroia55
10.27.11 | "Fuck me you are particular about a lot of unimportant shit aren't you?"
Lol yes |
Yuli
10.27.11 | Eon, I honestly find this hilarious, as well as the fact that people are actually getting annoyed by this. Bravo, my friend |
Gilgamahesh
10.27.11 | It was a great example of internet trolling but even a troll may know subtlety. The whole dead-horse-beating thing. |
foreverendeared
10.27.11 | I don't see how this was an effective example of trolling. Pretty much every person here played along with it. |
Yuli
10.27.11 | Well, Sonic admitted defeat... Something must have been done correctly |
omnipanzer
10.27.11 | "Lol yes"
Well, as long as you're aware. ;^) |
br00talkid96
10.27.11 | WHERE IS MY BEETHOVEN? AND BACH? |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.27.11 | I'm sorry for my lack of discussion, After some inner turmoil I took a long pilgrimage to Mecca to find my true self, Now I'm back And I have become aware that some people here may think this was all some sort of troll joke, the truth is I was truly a misguided youth, and really just wanted to fit in.
Now that I have found Buddha I understand that you have all been making fun of me this whole time, but that's ok. One who is enlightened does not concern himself with such things.
I have discovered now the beauty in music. I listened to my first album the other day, all the way through and actually attempted to enjoy it, it made me cry. I wish I could impart my knowledge to you so that you too could enjoy music, but your souls are so clouded.
Now that I have joined this new plane of music listening I am going to go on a long journey to find other music listeners like myself...if any exist... I know the journey will be long and hard but for the first time my purpose is clear. Thank you for helping me to see the truth. Your music taste and listening skills truly suck shit. Goodbye. *vanishes in a puff of smoke* |
Yuli
10.27.11 | I have a feeling this isn't the last of Eon, for some odd reason |
Gilgamahesh
10.27.11 | ^^ What does one say when one cannot match the post of the person above? I say whatever that is now. Or maybe one just shuts up,
but it's too late for that. FAR TOO LATE. |
Zorak
10.27.11 | He is most likely devising another trolling scheme as we speak. |
Gilgamahesh
10.27.11 | All of sputnikmusic now waits with bated breath. |
foreverendeared
10.27.11 | And collectively we say "mehhhh." |
MO
10.27.11 | and "gooooooood riddance" |
Relinquished
10.27.11 | /thread |
EonblueApocalypse84
10.27.11 | I am currently on another plane with an entity known as the traveler and his young apprentice "Wesley". I have learned alot about Music listening. I will return to you soon. |
ArsMoriendi
10.31.14 | "This guys is AWESOME to like. All his stuff sounds like absolute puke. Just crap smeared on an album, and that is awesome. You see only cool people can like stuff like this. Cause they really "get something out of it" ya know, something regular people could never understand. It's so cool."
You literally have only heard Lumpy Gravy, haven't you? None of his other stuff is like that lol. Listen to Hot Rats or Apostrophe (') and tell me it's not actually amazing. |
ArsMoriendi
10.31.14 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PegsHwCW6WY |
BMDrummer
10.31.14 | lol why would you take this seriously |
ArsMoriendi
10.31.14 | Because he falsely mocked Zappa... and it made me mad. |