BallsToTheWall: Pokemon Gym Leaders: Ranked

BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Sup people.
bloc 11.10.11	Finally a good list 2 is my favourite.
Ovrot 11.10.11	switch 4 and 5 and we have a deal
kris. 11.10.11	erica is so bad lol god shes dum
AngelofDeath 11.10.11	Looks about right.
Scoot 11.10.11	4's gym is a fucking pissoff
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Womens rights ROFL. She'd make a better housewife then a progressive minded gym leader.
Ovrot 11.10.11	http://rule34-thumbs.paheal.net/_thumbs/26c45ef2a22a5ff801487c25a2e7eccc/thumb.jpg hello sabrina
Relinquished 11.10.11	she into grass pokemon because all she can do is tend gardens and other house chores
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	You know I had gone a few months without loving my hand to some hentai but thanks, that streak is officially ending tonight.
toxin. 11.10.11	Some of these are sad... Nidogueen? really? lol Also Starmie fucking rules so yeah.
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Nidoqueen sucks and Starmie rules? (I rudely kick you in the teeth) and piss on your belt.
taxidermist 11.10.11	Giovanni's a fucking boss.
theacademy 11.10.11	LT SURGE
UnnamedOcean 11.10.11	Hey Brock in the show is a thousand times better than Ash and Misty.
fulgrim 11.10.11	Those trip switches were so fucking annoying.
ShinXetsu 11.10.11	Good call on 2 but I gotta call bullshit on 7. Elite 4 next?
Yazz_Flute 11.10.11	lol The Shaggs
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Possibly, Ash was a little bitch but Brock never ever ever ever ever ever ever tapped any of Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny or their sisters. ChANSEY!!!!!! CHANSEY!!!!
toxin. 11.10.11	Oh no, I like Nidoqueen. I meant you spelled it wrong. "gueen" Starmie IS awesome though; obviously you've never used it. Yeah fuck those switches in Surge's though
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	And you bet your sweet Georgian ass I am Xetsu.
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Oh you're right the g instead of the q. Good call.
PayneTiger777 11.10.11	My team mainly consisted of Blastoise, Pidgeot, Jolteon, Hitmonchan, and Alakazam. Played the hell out of blue version.
Knott- 11.10.11	sabrina is fucking impossible to beat
toxin. 11.10.11	Also there were like 4 women in 5000 episodes of the anime that actually liked Brock back. Might've gotten it on behind the scenes
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	My lineup was predominantly Blastoise, Zapdos and Mewtwo with the other three rotating between Dragonite, Gyarados, Nidoking, Articuno, basically all the manliest pokemon.
Relinquished 11.10.11	boo on using legendaries
fuckthatnoise 11.10.11	no charizard on ur team, balls?
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Sparingly. When I used to play on a youth basketball team, the player who did the best per weekly game won a pack of pokemon cards. Of course I won, and ignoring my teamates advice to pick the Charizard pack I chose the pack with Blastoise on it. I got a Holographic Charizard. Kids were literally crying as I basked in my moment of glory.
ffs 11.10.11	good list
OysterizerInsomniac 11.10.11	what about that karate guy who had that fighting type gym right next to sabrina's?
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Oh wait, yeah, I dont count him. He's not a legitimate leader.
Trebor. 11.10.11	This is the best list ever
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Anyone else feel like the Team Rocket members who controlled and ran Saffron were a bit Gestapo like?
Relinquished 11.10.11	pretty much what I thought when I first played it
Trebor. 11.10.11	Team Rocket were the most fucked up in silver and gold Cutting off Slowpoke tails for profit for god's sake
bloc 11.10.11	Team Rocket has the power to do the great things but they need a good leader.
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Agree Trebor. Without Giovanni they are nothing.....Jessie and James were incompetent. Fuck Meow.
Trebor. 11.10.11	Team magma and aqua were so stupid Who the fuck would want to make the planet more water or more land?
AngelofDeath 11.10.11	My primary lineup was Mew, Blastoise, Articuno, Mewtwo, Raichu, and Dragonite.
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Nobody ever traded me a Kadabra, Gengar, Machoke or Graveler and I will forever remain melancoly. Sadness has corrupted my soul eternally.
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	I've beaten Brock with Charmander like a boss.
Trebor. 11.10.11	Brock isn't that hard with charmander Ember is strangely effective against rock types You should have more than one pokemon by badges 6 and 7 Always use Lapras dude, he can learn surf, ice beam and psychic, has insane stats, and gets STAB for water and ice moves
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Never used Lapras. You get him too late in the game for him to be a factor. Rare candy code could work I suppose but the joy is raising your pokemon throughout.
Trebor. 11.10.11	Lapras is worth fighting a bunch of random encounters Plus you can get him before the 5th and 6th badge
Trebor. 11.10.11	If you don't have a gameboy anymore, just emulate that shit andcas
Trebor. 11.10.11	coolrom.com do it
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Get another one at gamestop + red and good to go babe.
Trebor. 11.10.11	A lot of people don't know the secret shit about pokemon like STAB Or how being paralzyed also halves your speed and burn halves your attack
Ovrot 11.10.11	I know all that shit because i am giant nerd ,i know more about pokemon than math
Relinquished 11.10.11	I didn't know that about burn
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	My pokemon IQ is higher than my bench total.
Trebor. 11.10.11	Let me explain STAB or Same Type Attack Bonus Pokemon who use a move that is the same type as them get a 50% attack boost Like if Blastoise uses surf it would be 142 attack power instead of 95 for a non water type pokemon It applies to two type pokemon as well and even normal type I don't know why they don't put this in the fucking booklet
americanohno 11.10.11	This takes me back. I remember all these guys 'cept 1 and 2. I never played the video games so i only know them from the anime. Sabrina was my favorite. I had her collected arc on vhs and i watched it all the time. I still have a thing for disturbed, emotionally traumatized japanese girls.
Relinquished 11.10.11	that's cool trebor but most likely I'm gonna forget about it
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Yeah, Sabrina's backstory in the anime was quite heart wrenching, her and her relation ship with ghost pokemon.
Ovrot 11.10.11	fuck you stealth rock you cocky gen 4 killing bastard
ffs 11.10.11	misty if you're reading this i want to fuck oyu let's hook up??????
Trebor. 11.10.11	Protect and detect are the gayest moves ever Fuck you newer pokemon games
Ovrot 11.10.11	Protect has saved my ass on multiple occasions. Let that poison burn them for another turn.
Trebor. 11.10.11	I never ever use those kind of bitch moves Just attack moves
toxin. 11.10.11	Trebor I know more than you Paralysis actually cuts your speed to 1/4 your original speed
Ovrot 11.10.11	Trebor confirmed for fag jk ilu but seriously just attacking is gay and you would be destroyed by anyone who knew what to do with statuses and shit
Trebor. 11.10.11	fuck 1/4 my bad
Ovrot 11.10.11	Paraflinch dunsparce is a god-tier pokemon
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Haunter is a great slot pick.
Masochist 11.10.11	Paraflinch Dunsparce? Try Paraflinch Togekiss. It's got excellent Spe. Att., and its ability Serene Grace makes Air Slash have 60% Flinch rate. Throw on Thunder Wave, Roost or Nasty Plot (which you can breed from Honchcrow) and maybe something like Aura Sphere or Ice Beam, and it can tear through teams that aren't ready for it (and really, would YOU prepare for Togekiss?).
Relinquished 11.10.11	uhhhhhhhhh I lost track after the 2nd gen
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	What self respecting male does andcas? Riddle me that (tebowing on my dresser)
toxin. 11.10.11	Masochist, um Togekiss? Try paraflinch 'Rachi (Iron Head) Such a bitch but rules pretty hard or paraflinch + confusion (water pulse 60% of confusion + paraflinch) = m/
NeutralThunder12 11.10.11	1-3 gens were amazing
toxin. 11.10.11	but togekiss does rule i have one and i fucking paraflinch the battle tower (hax tower) in my heart gold version out of pure rage to get back at the ridiculous hax they get
Masochist 11.10.11	xtoxin - Okay, yeah, Jirachi is a bitch to deal with. That damn Steel-typing...same with Metagross. You can't just deal stealth rock damage like you can Togekiss. That being said, I just like Togekiss better as a Pokemon :-P
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	FUCK THIS NEWSCHOOL BULLSHIT, NOT ON MY THREAD.
qwe3 11.10.11	sabrina was the best alakazam psychic gg
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Alakazam was a recovering machine. Motherfucker was IMPREGNABLE TO FAINTING.
toxin. 11.10.11	Yeah I actually would consider using Togekiss unlike fucking Jirachi. @Balls, is Togekiss new school? I mean it's the final evolution of a pokemon that was in season one (togepi) so idk As far as RBY goes never played but apparently Mewtwo raped feces without any dark types. And Tauros was a monster since the critical hit ratio was tied to speed. Also hyper beam didn't have the charge up turn if you ko'ed their poke and since you almost always got a crit with Tauros it was unstoppable
toxin. 11.10.11	never played competitively* played the games like 50x
BikeInPond 11.10.11	lol misogynous scum. pokemon is fantastic, but what are you, 13?
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	No, i'm 9. I ruled at the card game.
Parallels 11.10.11	dude Blaine was badass in the games remember that fucked up Team Rocket dude from the second generation games who sounded like he was from the south?
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	nope
BugZoid 11.10.11	I just went to Florida a couple weeks ago. Back of a car, eighteen hour drive to and from, and my Pokemon Red Version got a steady ten hours of play time. And Lt. Surge and his trip switches pissed me off now as much as they did when I was nine.
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	That's what's up. I cant remember what happened to my two gameboy colors and silver/red.
captaincrunch11 11.10.11	Koga is the man. Not to mention that the Safari Zone is located in the same town as him.
Zorak 11.10.11	1st gen pokemon is awesome. So is 2nd. Can't get much into shit after that. Battle Tower still pisses me off in 2nd gen.
Nomad 11.10.11	I want my fucking 3D free-roam pokemon game dammit
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Pokemon Snap fuck yeah.
Trebor. 11.10.11	The lickitung sushi minigame in pokemon stadium is one of the greatest things ever Snap rules too
elusive 11.10.11	RBY have to still be in the top 5 rpgs ever. I have it on my phone and still play it. Never played any of the games after them though.
BallsToTheWall 11.10.11	Pokemon Stadium was fun especially because of being able to play red/blue/yellow on your tv.
BugZoid 11.10.11	I never went to the 2nd generation. Not even Pokemon as far as I'm concerned. I only care to know about the originals. @Nomad I remember when Pokemon Stadium came out and I thought you could actually be the Pokemon and run around and stuff. I think I cried when I realized I was wrong.
MisterSteel 11.10.11	"And Lt. Surge and his trip switches pissed me off now as much as they did when I was nine." Definitely, and I doubt it'll ever change. Favorite team to end up with in RBY would probably be Hypno, Dugtrio, Snorlax, Gyarados, Jolteon, and Haunter.
Sanders 11.10.11	My favourite Saturday kids show had a weekly poke'rap and pokefight. Fucking miss this shit, best thing Ant and Dec have ever done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgS-LjL8Xl8 (2:05 - Pokerap) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCtRkBcdrRs&feature=related (1:20 - Pokefight)