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| 10 Greatest Nfl Teams Of My Lifetime
my lifetime being 1980 - present. I started watching football when I was like 3. Baller. | | 1 |  | Metallica
Metallica
1985 Bears. Its hard to do this because Jim McMahon was their QB but Jesus Christ look at that defense. Singletary (boss), Dent (boss player), Mongo McMichael, Otis Wilson, Wilbur Marshall, Gary Fenick, Dan Hampton, I mean, nobody had a chance against these guys accept for Dan Marino at the pinnacle of his prime. It didnt hurt having one of the 3 best RBs in NFL history either, although he was slightly past his prime here. They were 15-1 and had the Fridge and the Super Bowl Shuffle. That 46 defense they ran could only be effective with a Hall of Fame Caliber front 7. Basically they attacked and blitzed the fuck out of everyone on pretty much every play, meaning if the QB had a second to breath receivers would be wide open. That almost never happened. | | 2 |  | The Roots
Things Fall Apart
#2 - 1989 49ers. God I hated this team. They were just embarrasingly good. You had Montana at his peak, Jerry Goddamn Rice, John Taylor (severely underrated), Brent Jones, Roger Craig, Tom Rathman, and 2 HOF offensive lineman. Thats just the offense. On defense they had a guy by the name of Ronnie Goddamn Lott, Charles Haley, Matt Millen (great player, shitty GM), Bill fucking Romanoski, Michael Carter, Don Griffen, I mean FUCK. They might actually be #1, the only reason they arent is they were 14-2 instead of 15-1 like the Bears and they almost lost to the Eagles in the playoffs. | | 3 |  | 2Pac
All Eyez on Me
#3 1992-93 Dallas Cowboys. Putting both teams on here because they were basically the same team that beat the same team in back to back Super Bowls. Lol Bills. Anyway, this was other team that was embarrasingly loaded, much more so than you will ever see today. Aikman, Emmitt (GOAT), The fucking Playmaker, Moose, Novacek, the best offensive line in history, Charles Haley, a bunch of underrated defensive lineman, Kevin Smith, Darren Woodson, I mean, these teams were ridiculous. | | 4 |  | AC/DC
Back in Black
#4 - 1994 49ers. This is my most hated team in history. For one thing, they stopped the Cowboys from winning 4 Super Bowls in a row. 2, I fucking hated Merton Hanks. But it was mostly about the Cowboys. Anyway, this team beat the Chargers by like 100 in the Super Bowl and had Steve Young with something to prove, Jerry Rice, Rickey Watters, William Floyd, a killer line, Brent Jones, Goddamn DEION SANDERS, I mean nobody could stop them. This was the time when it was the Niners and Cowboys and nobody else had a chance. they killed Dallas this year. | | 5 |  | Diamond Head
Lightning to the Nations
#5 1991 Washington Redskins. This team was 14-2 and they pretty much destroyed everybody. Their last loss was meaningless, and the other loss was to an 11-5 Cowboys team that would win it all the next year. The names arent that sexy, but look at their score differentials. You had Mark Rypien at QB,(trust me, he was a boss this year), you had one of the greatest WR of all time Art Monk and a perennial pro-bowler in Gary Clark and a really fast dude in Ricky Sanders, you had Earnest Byner with something to prove plowing away at tailback, and 2 HOF offenslive linemen. The defense was nasty as well with Darrell Green (fastest guy ever), Charles Mann, etc. They pretty much eviscerated the NFL. | | 6 |  | Tygers of Pan Tang
Spell Bound
#6 1999 Rams. The greatest show on turf. Anyone who remembers this team remembers they were pretty much the funnest team to watch in NFL history. You had the compelling storyline of Kurt Warner coming in from his local grocery store, a coach would cry at your average child cartoon, one of the most versatile and greatest RBs in NFL history at his prime (Faulk), 2 of the most electricifying receivers in NFL history (Holt and Bruce), and the fastest guy in the league at #3 WR (Az Hakim). Their defense wasnt out of this world but they played well enough that it didnt matter becasue their offense was so fucking good. They played a close game in the Super Bowl but that Titans team was no slouch, they were absolutely fuckng loaded themselves. | | 7 |  | Type O Negative
October Rust
#7 1986 NY Giants. 14-2 record, Bill Parcells, Phil Simms at QB. They had Joe Morris (Napoleon Complex, great runner) and Otis Anderson (beast) at RB, their receivers sucked but they had Mark Bavarro (boss) at TE, and their O line was damn good. The real reason though is their linebackers were a top 3 linebacking core in NFL history. Of course you had LT (best defensive player in NFL history), Carl Banks (beast), Harry Carson (badass), Gary Reasons, and Pepper Johnson. This team was insanely good on defense. Just ask John Elway, you got his ass handed to him hard in the super Bowl (although not as hard as he did against the 87 Redskins and 89 Niners). But anyway. | | 8 |  | Johnny Cash
At Folsom Prison
#8 1998 Denver Broncos. This team started out 13-0 and all year everyone was talking about a Broncos vs Vikings Super Bowl. Seriously that Vikings team was unfuckingbelieveable, I still cant believe they lost to Atlanta. Anyway, this Denver team was loaded with Elway, Terrell Davis (a fucking monster who put up 2000 yards rushing that year), Easy Ed Mcaffery, Rod Smith, Shannon Sharpe, and a fuckload of great offensive linemen. They also had Bill Romanoski and Steve Atwater on defense, two intimidating monsters. The only games they lost didnt matter. This team was dominant. | | 9 |  | Pink Floyd
The Dark Side of the Moon
1996 Packers. The Packers were there to unseat the Cowboys dynasty (even though it was Carolina who beat Dallas this year). Anyway, yeah it was Brett Favre in his prime and they had Reggie White. They also had Desmond Howard (a career defining season), Robert Brooks, Antonio Freeman, two stable RBs in Edgar Bennet and Dorse the Horse (Dorsey Levens), a superior offensive scheme, great coaching, huge weather advantage, etc. Any team with Favre at his peak and Reggie White playing for his only title is going to make this list. This Super Bowl was also one of the first times I got drunk. Good times. | | 10 |  | Deep Purple
Deep Purple In Rock
#10: 2007 Pats. Controversial, but I have to put them on here. The SB against NY was a fluke IMO. I mean, this team just fucking destroyed everyone (except the Giants). They were clearly in Fuck you mode all year because of the spygate thing and Brady/Moss/Welker was just unstoppable (except for the Giants). Anyway, kudos to the Giants but with my own eyes this was one of the best sports teams I ever saw, so I have to put them on here. | |
BigHans
12.27.11 | best list ever | Cipieron
12.27.11 | 9 hell yeah. All those guys are Pack legends | BigHans
12.27.11 | yeah that team had some characters. Gilbert Brown ftw | Cipieron
12.27.11 | haha yes! the gravedigger! | ohfoxxxycole
12.27.11 | i like this list hans | BigHans
12.27.11 | thanks dude | KILL
12.27.11 | ugh | BigHans
12.27.11 | KILL dude get into hand egg already | KILL
12.27.11 | lol nah not into sports cept motor racing | zxlkho
12.27.11 | needs more 2000 Ravens. | BigHans
12.27.11 | I thought about putting the Ravens on here but their QBs were Tony Banks and Trent Dilfer. But they are probably #11 because of that defense. | HenchmanOfSanta
12.27.11 | 11. 2011 Detroit Lions PLAYOFF TIME BITCH | Trebor.
12.27.11 | awesome list | BigHans
12.27.11 | lol Lions
Thanks Trebor | Trebor.
12.27.11 | The 1994 49ers made my dad cry so fuck them | zxlkho
12.27.11 | Trent Dilfer really wasn't the worst QB ever like people say he was. | zxlkho
12.27.11 | worst tv analyst ever, maybe | BigHans
12.27.11 | Actually my memory isnt serving me well, the 1999 Rams actually had a pretty solid defense and I forgot to mention Orlando Goddamn Pace. | Inveigh
12.27.11 | glad you mentioned that '98 Vikings team, that Super Bowl would've been incredible if they hadn't forgot about playing the Falcons first. I definitely agree on the inclusion of the '07 Pats.
Another non-SB winning team I would throw out there are the 2001 Rams (the ones that lost to the Pats in the SB). It's easy to foget how awesome they were that year, because they started the Pats dynasty and also Mike Martz was their coach. | BigHans
12.27.11 | Yeah that 01 Rams team was killer. When I watched that Super Bowl I remembering thinking it was the biggest upset in sports history (at least that I had seen myself). I would still think so if the Patriots hadnt started a fucking dynasty. | Inveigh
12.27.11 | exactly. at the time it was the craziest upset I'd ever seen. that honor would probably belong to the 07 NY Giants now, if I hadn't correctly predicted (and bet on) that game prior to it happening. | BigHans
12.27.11 | Trent Dilfer really wasn't the worst QB ever like people say he was.
^ No, but he only had 12 TDs against 11 picks, a low completion percentage, and only 6.6 yards per attempt. thats almost below average. | BigHans
12.27.11 | it was more surprising than the 07 Super Bowl because the Giants had played the Patriots tough in the regular season that year.
In 01 the Rams looked unstoppable and the Pats were coming off a championship game they actually deserved to lose (tuck rule game) | theacademy
12.27.11 | the 01 rams were pretty sick but glad u went with the 99 team | omnipanzer
12.27.11 | 86' bears-pats is probably the most memorable Super Bowl for me. So much hype that year. | BigHans
12.27.11 | the 99 Rams team scored almost 30 points more total and gave up 40 points less, so they were slightly better. That and they won the Super Bowl. | theacademy
12.27.11 | 04 pats >>>> 07 pats | Inveigh
12.27.11 | "In 01 the Rams looked unstoppable and the Pats were coming off a championship game they actually deserved to lose (tuck rule game)"
word. | BigHans
12.27.11 | 04 pats >>>> 07 pats
^ Its hard to argue against the SB victory, and that 04 team had a much better defense, but dude Moss to Brady two NFL records. | paxman
12.27.11 | This list would be good if it weren't for the obnoxious expletives. I don't think any of those guys' middle names are "Goddamn" or "Fucking" | BigHans
12.27.11 | well they should have been | Inveigh
12.27.11 | don't be a goddamn fucking pussy paxman | BigHans
12.27.11 | yeah Paxman | paxman
12.27.11 | Don't be so sensitive | omnipanzer
12.27.11 | Paxman | BigHans
12.27.11 | Omni remember the Super Bowl Shuffle? | Metamorphosis
12.27.11 | Bears. m/ | Masochist
12.27.11 | Best team in my biased opinion were the 99 Jaguars. They only lost to one single team that entire year: the Titans, whom they lost to three times (twice in regular season; once in the AFC championship). If the Music City Miracle never happened, I'm certain the Jags would've won the Super Bowl that year. | BigHans
12.27.11 | that was a great team Masochist I mean you had Jimmy Smith in beast mode but like you said they lost to the same team 3 times. | Masochist
12.27.11 | AND Fred Taylor. And Mark Brunnel. And Keenan McCardell. Damn, I have never loved a sports team that much. | BigHans
12.27.11 | dude Taylor wasnt even their leading rusher. James Stewart m/ | paxman
12.27.11 | If Green Bay wins the Super Bowl, where would you rank them? | Recspecs
12.27.11 | What about the 2002 Sacramento Kings? | paxman
12.27.11 | Gtfo with that pussy shit Recspecs
Seriously do you know how to read? | BigHans
12.27.11 | If Green Bay wins the Super Bowl, where would you rank them?
^ I dont know man, will need some time to let it settle in. | Damon
12.27.11 | Where the fuck is Pittsburgh? | paxman
12.27.11 | Aaron Rodgers is probably the best QB I've ever
seen. I've been watching since the mid-nineties. The
earliest Super Bowl I remember is the Brett Favre
one. | paxman
12.27.11 | Two possibilities: either they were before he was born, or they weren't elite enough in the mid-aughts | DominionMM1
12.27.11 | "Aaron Rodgers is probably the best QB I've ever seen"
give it a few more years before jumping to that conclusion | sifFlammable
12.27.11 | football sucks go watch rugby | BigHans
12.27.11 | Where the fuck is Pittsburgh?
^ If I was born in the 70s they would be on here. The 05 team was good but they were the #6 seed and were bailed out by the refs hard in the Super Bowl. The 08 team was good but not top 10 of the last 30 years. | Blackbelt54
12.27.11 | cool list | cvlts
12.27.11 | ...except the motherfucking Giants haha | cvlts
12.27.11 | "and were bailed out by the refs hard in the Super Bowl. "
fuck, agreed so hard. | BigHans
12.27.11 | dude the NFL wanted Bettis to win that game so bad it was so obvious. | cvlts
12.27.11 | the fact that the ref admitted to blowing calls still mildly aggravates me. | DominionMM1
12.27.11 | Wasn't Gerald Riggs on that '91 Redskins team, too? | BigHans
12.27.11 | yeah he was but he was like the third RB | BigHans
12.27.11 | well he did score like 11 Tds and 4 in the playoffs but he only had like 300 yards rushing | BigHans
12.27.11 | bump for football dudes | theacademy
12.27.11 | i dont even need to bump mine. the comments will come, child. | Satellite
12.27.11 | awesome list. mine would be similar, minus the 85 bears because i wasn't around.
the 2006 colts possibly deserve some consideration. | BigHans
12.27.11 | I bumped because there were football dudes on the site. | BigHans
12.27.11 | yeah 06 Colts were hard to leave off. Actually the 04/05 Colts teams were more dominant but they choked in the playoffs. | SteelErectedb4you8er
12.27.11 | Awesome list, man. Thinking of past football teams always brings me to the most disappointing game in history for me. Oilers vs Bills. Oilers were ahead forty something to 0...I had to leave from watching the game thinking it was locked....and then, the Oilers ended up losing. My dad never has forgiven me for that. I still can't believe that happened.... | HenchmanOfSanta
12.27.11 | How about the 2002 Bucs? That defense was insane if my memory serves me correctly. Warren Sapp, Derrick Brooks, Simeon Rice, Ronde Barber, John Lynch (maybe overrated), and Super Bowl MVP Dexter Jackson. But I suppose an offense led by Brad Johnson and Michael Pittman won't get you on this list. | BigHans
12.27.11 | 2002 Bucs are damn close. | puma35
12.28.11 | that '02 bucs D, damnnn | BigHans
12.28.11 | yeah they were sick. | PayneTiger777
12.28.11 | Yaaay, nice to see the '86 Giants on here. Fantastic defense. I probably would have added the 00 Ravens. They had one of the best defenses of all time. | BigHans
12.28.11 | 2000 Ravens are probably #11 | DominionMM1
12.28.11 | but the 2000 Ravens were one-sided, and I think they went like 10-6 or something. | BigHans
12.28.11 | they were 12-4 but they were a wild card team. | CakeWithCream
12.28.11 | ugh yeah the Giants win over 07 Pats was just... terrible. The spygate thing didn't matter all that much honestly since they "spied" against a terrible Jets team that they would've beat anyways. I wouldn't call the Giants' win a fluke but the Patriots definitely weren't playing as well as they could have | BigHans
12.28.11 | I say fluke because I think if they played 100 times NE would have won at least 80 of them, if not more. | DominionMM1
12.28.11 | they were 12-4 but they were a wild card team.
You're right. I knew they didn't win their division, but I didn't think they had won 12 games. | PayneTiger777
12.28.11 | No fluke there, man. It's all about who is playing the best in the playoffs. Every team starts with a clean slate. The Giants were tested in week 17 and adjusted to them in the Superbowl. If NE was supposed to win then they would have won...but they didn't | Trebor.
12.28.11 | They went 12-4 and didn't win the division last year too I think | chargers26
02.04.12 | 1984 49ers in my opinion the best superbowl team | Kalopsia
01.17.18 | doubt any teams in the past 10 years would make the list...
Maybe another Pats (2016? 2017?)
A couple years back Seahawks with the legit LOB? | AlexKzillion
01.17.18 | Last year's Pats team or the '14 Seahawks maybe (personally thought that team was better than the team that won the SB)
I'd prob put the '07 Pats at least top 3 all time, then again I didn't even start watching football until 07 | DominionMM1
09.05.18 | bump
good to see the 91 skins team here. football outsiders has them as the goat based on dvoa if I’m not mistaken. joe gibbs is still super underrated. | Source
09.05.18 | "Seriously that Vikings team was unfuckingbelieveable, I still cant believe they lost to Atlanta."
You have Gary Anderson to thank for that | AlexKzillion
09.06.18 | How do you guys think last years Eagles team stacks up to these classic teams? I feel like they aren't really that far off, especially compared to most other teams this decade. |
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