Banion
01.09.12 | So whats new around these parts folks? |
ThespianLesbian
01.09.12 | tell me about it girl |
Urinetrouble
01.09.12 | sup banion you look like my sister omg |
ThespianLesbian
01.09.12 | Is she single? |
Urinetrouble
01.09.12 | no
u dirty slut |
ThespianLesbian
01.09.12 | I really am lol |
Banion
01.09.12 | Ah but how can you be sure that I'm not your sister? |
mcac2
01.09.12 | i had sex with a girl who looked like my sister it was awsum |
ThespianLesbian
01.09.12 | I tag teamed a guy with my sister once |
Urinetrouble
01.09.12 | you guys have the same name so i dunno |
mcac2
01.09.12 | my sister is a lesbian so it sucks |
Urinetrouble
01.09.12 | a thespian lesbian |
ThespianLesbian
01.09.12 | that's me |
mcac2
01.09.12 | u cunt |
Trebor.
01.09.12 | What is going on here |
Deviant.
01.09.12 | Gonna attempt to steer this conversation back to some form of normality
What is it with you lot obsessively seeking out flaws, especially if there's nothing immediately noticeable? It's like a guilty until proven otherwise deal |
lucasjcockcroft
01.09.12 | ohh |
BlueW
01.09.12 | this list i don't even |
Aids
01.09.12 | boys are overrated anyway.
except me of course |
BlueW
01.09.12 | yes aids is underrated |
Deviant.
01.09.12 | I'd go gay for aids
wait.... |
ShadowRemains
01.09.12 | "What is it with you lot obsessively seeking out flaws, especially if there's nothing immediately noticeable?"
if only men understood this very thing |
lucasjcockcroft
01.09.12 | aids isnt even that big of a deal. |
ShadowRemains
01.09.12 | "I'd go gay for aids
wait...."
lol |
Banion
01.09.12 | "It's like a guilty until proven otherwise deal"
Yup. |
BlueW
01.09.12 | ughh photo just changed |
Trebor.
01.09.12 | I already met the perfect guy
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Deviant.
01.09.12 | But what causes you to naturally assume that there is something so major being hidden? |
Banion
01.09.12 | Because in every relationship I have had there always as been, and every time I start to think that maybe there isn't usually is the time it comes out. Kinda just easier to start off expecting something to go wrong, not to sound too depressing and whiny. |
Deviant.
01.09.12 | Yeah, but it's like you go out of your way to look for something of nothing presents itself immediately, as if you think every guy is the same and you have to be proven right |
Aids
01.09.12 | you need to stop over thinking things so hard and just learn to have fun while it lasts. if it goes sour then so be it but don't waste time trying to reveal something negative. I mean, yeah 99% of the time there will be something that could eventual derail the relationship but you're better off just enjoying the ride and crossing that bridge when you come to it.
i'm pretty much an expert, I have been in over two relationships after all.
ok that's a lie i've been in one. don't listen to me. |
Banion
01.09.12 | I just hate wasting my time on someone when I could have found out earlier that it wasn't going to work. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.09.12 | that's why you just toot it and boot it girl |
Aids
01.09.12 | yeah but sabotaging a possible functional relationship because youre too busy being paranoid is worse dont you think? |
taxidermist
01.09.12 | "I just hate wasting my time on someone when I could have found out earlier that it wasn't going to work."
Yeah, that sucks. Maybe try and take Aids advice and just have fun with it you know? Don't try and force some sort of long term connection/relationship. Just let it come naturally. Also, hi Banion. Haven't seen much of you on here lately :p |
Banion
01.09.12 | I KNOW IT'S WRONG. I realize that, I just can't seem to help it. If I could have I would have, could tell this one woulda been a keeper. |
Banion
01.09.12 | Oh hey Taxi, yeah it's been awhile... Kinda forgot this site existed for awhile there. |
Aids
01.09.12 | Banion just move to BC already and we can drink away our troubles. Well, move to BC in like September. Way better boys in BC than Alberta (haha this is making me sound so gay). |
Deviant.
01.09.12 | My advice is stop being such a woman about things, deal with shit when/if it comes instead of purposefully looking for it. Because even if it isn't there, if you want to find something you'll find it |
Banion
01.09.12 | Sorry, I'll stop being such a woman. (;
Easier said then done Deviant. |
Deviant.
01.09.12 | If you pride yourself on being happy it shouldn't be |
Imperial
01.09.12 | You should just let him analize you. |
AsoTamaki
01.09.12 | Lol. Looks like Imperial ended the thread, but...
It's not necessarily a bad approach to "over-analyze" to an extent. It's best to discover these things early instead of wasting weeks, months, years on a relationship that was never going to work. It's just that you can't keep doing that for too long. That's being deceitful to yourself and the guy. At some point, you've gotta stop looking and take stock of what you have. From there, it's just a matter of deciding if any negatives you see outweigh the connection you feel with him. You most likely won't ever find the "perfect" guy. Even if there are no flaws at the present time, they will surely develop in the future. Such is the nature of being human. If you're both honest with each other and on the same page from early on, the relationship should be strong enough to overcome whatever comes in its way down the road. |
Mordecai.
01.09.12 | you should analyze his cock |
Mordecai.
01.09.12 | with your vagina |
MO
01.09.12 | lol |
Acanthus
01.09.12 | Wondered where you went!
Personally? I think if you explained things he'd should have been able to empathize with you, or at least acknowledge your point of view and then lave politely. |
AngelofDeath
01.09.12 | Don't see the point of a missions trip to a developed country, but that's just me.
Just have fun for the next ten months or so, and if you still have feelings for this dude, hit him up. |
SLAUGHTERDOZER
01.09.12 | lol @ deviant telling someone not to be a woman |
ffs
01.09.12 | thought i logged onto sputnik of the music dot com, not face to the books dot com. |
SLAUGHTERDOZER
01.09.12 | sputfeelings.com |
ffs
01.09.12 | banion id probably fuck you irl if that's any consolation. |
SLAUGHTERDOZER
01.09.12 | you can only see her face tho might be fat |
dnor
01.09.12 | I'll date you. And then we can post on sputnik together. Sound like a plan? |
Sowing
01.09.12 | sputnikmatches.com |
dnor
01.09.12 | My offer stands strong. |
Sowing
01.09.12 | dnorissofuckingdesparate.org |
spillingmercury
01.09.12 | Sign up for free relationship advice!
It sucks when a guy seems honest enough but turns out to be an asshole but I think if he's good enough to be labelled as understanding and honest right now, then I don't think you're going to find out anything wrong with him until you let the relationship play out. There are always signs and it's good to keep your eye out for it but sometimes you have to just know that as a human being, or as a woman maybe, you're usually inclined to have moments where its just instinctive to you that something's wrong. Those are the crucial moments that you either ignore your gut and continue onwards with the relationship or you keep guard from then on.
But yeah, pessimism and trying to expect the least from situations is a lot easier than being overly optimistic. I guess it's just a middle between the two you have to work out. |
dnor
01.09.12 | That site is my homepage Sowing.
foreveralone.gov |
Recspecs
01.09.12 | Anyways.
Looking for the bad in someone isn't always a bad thing (I usually am too caught up with how "great" she is and then it kicks me in the back when I'm not looking), although it could mean you have trust issues. Sorry if that was already stated above, didn't feel like reading haha. |
Tyrael
01.09.12 | 'dnorissofuckingdesparate.org'
lol'd so hard |
Tyrael
01.09.12 | no offense dnor |
dnor
01.09.12 | None taken. This time... |
WeepingBanana
01.09.12 | not sure if you still hate me with all your wrath but you still da coolest, Banion |
Acanthus
01.09.12 | "Honestly, I think he probably would have. He's a really understanding guy. But he's most likely going on a missions trip in four months for like 6 months and I didn't really see the point in moving forward when he's jist going to be in Austrailia. Which was kind of one of problems I was having trusting him with in the first place."
Ah well that's understandable imo, perhaps something will come of you two afterwards, a nice random surprise meeting or something. |
Recspecs
01.09.12 | Acanthus, you couldn't have said it any better. |
BallsToTheWall
01.09.12 | Some random girl friended me on facebook. Somebody who's a friend of an old friend of mine I havent seen in ages. She's a hot emo chick. But already has a kid, used to work in a strip club and god knows what else. I need to get laid, I don't know if this slumpbuster is worth all the bullshit and potentially shady people/problems she hangs with. |
Recspecs
01.09.12 | Balls, it is an age old method known as hit it and quit it. |
dnor
01.09.12 | rape her if you have the chance.
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Banion
01.09.12 | "Ah well that's understandable imo, perhaps something will come of you two afterwards, a nice random surprise meeting or something." yeah I'll probably give it till he comes back then try again. I guess when I say "met the perfect guy" it's not entirely honest, we've hung out in the same group of friends for like 6 years... I'll be running into him lots I'm sure. |
Acanthus
01.09.12 | Well, imo of course, I'd say that you did what might have been the best/least embarrassing for down the road - a lt of friends of friends seem to dislike each other over potential romances gone wrong.
I wish you luck miss, glad to see you're spirits are up. |
BallsToTheWall
01.09.12 | Shes got 3 kids ughh.. |
dnor
01.09.12 | Wylie. We'll talk more on Facebook. |
tarkus
01.09.12 | give her a fourth |
Tyrannic
01.10.12 | ^^agreed.
but seriously ugh girls. ugh. |
Masochist
01.10.12 | You only post on Sputnik when you're down and out? Fuck...what the heck does that make me??? |
Sanders
01.10.12 | "Balls, it is an age old method known as hit it and quit it." Also known as hump it and dump it.
You may have trouble with over-analysing him, but guys do it just as much because you women are so damn tricky and fickle! Also, kudos for 3, enjoy that record =) |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | she has a boyfriend I just learned but she doesn't sound very classy or difficult. |
Sanders
01.10.12 | Boyfriends are but a fleshy wall between you and the prize. Even if the prize is unclassy and a bit grimy. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | Haven t been in a fight in a longtime. Im looking forward to this. |
Sanders
01.10.12 | If she's a hot emo chick, is her fella an emo lad? Do they even put up fights? |
Tyrannic
01.10.12 | lol beat up an emo kid balls do it do it peer pressure. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | He apparently goes to the gym. All I know. Not worried even if he's 6'2 220. Like the Polish Calvary, i'll stand my ground and fight to the end, should he be 6'2 220. |
Tyrannic
01.10.12 | and if he's 5'9 145 with a As I Lay Dying tshirt and nudies... you nail his balls to the wall. |
Sanders
01.10.12 | Yeah but "going to the gym" could mean he does pilates. Guys that go to the gym are usually poser pussies anyway. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | I'm not, one one of those amped up assholes who like to do work out 5 days in a row and do the craziest exercises possible.
If he is 5'9 145 that means we're the same height and I have 23 pounds on the dude. |
Recspecs
01.10.12 | You should jerk him off. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | Definitely. |
Recspecs
01.10.12 | If anyone gets the BMS reference I will be slightly impressed. |
Vesper
01.10.12 | "My advice is stop being such a woman about things"
I expect better from you of all users, Dev.
Ban, your ideal doesn't exist (wouldn't be much of an ideal otherwise, would it?) and it takes a long time before you ever get to really know someone, so if there aren't any immediately distasteful characteristics and you like the dude, just be chill and enjoy what you've got.
Unless you're, like, specifically looking for husband material right fucking now. Different market altogether. |
AngelofDeath
01.10.12 | I could listen to Balls' women-related dilemmas for hours. |
Blackbelt54
01.10.12 | what vesper said |
Deviant.
01.10.12 | "I expect better from you of all users, Dev"
Expect nothing from me, then you'll be presently surprised |
Vesper
01.10.12 | "presently surprised"
I can't quite tell if you meant that literally or if it's supposed to be a clever Asian pun. |
Banion
01.10.12 | "Unless you're, like, specifically looking for husband material right fucking now. Different market altogether." ahem... |
SLAUGHTERDOZER
01.10.12 | these kinds of lists are sputnik material |
Banion
01.10.12 | SOMEONE COMMENT ON HOW AWESOME MY MUSIC IS. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | This girl doesn't have a car either, god damn. I am not picking her up, banging her and dropping her off. Naa. |
SLAUGHTERDOZER
01.10.12 | bang her in the car and save a trip |
Maniac!
01.10.12 | Your music is amazing.
You can marry me, I have good music taste. |
SLAUGHTERDOZER
01.10.12 | just show him ur juggs |
LordOfAlexandria
01.10.12 | "SOMEONE COMMENT ON HOW AWESOME MY MUSIC IS."
If your music is awesome, users will say so. |
Maniac!
01.10.12 | I even cuddle after sex. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | Im looking for the route with the least amount of energy spent. Have her come over, bang, then ill call a cab and throw her a few bucks for the ride home. |
wabbit
01.10.12 | ...balls getting laid isn't hard. |
KjSwantko
01.10.12 | So, you're upset you met a near perfect guy and are afraid something will go wrong or he's not actually 100% perfect......
the fuck? |
Deviant.
01.10.12 | "I can't quite tell if you meant that literally or if it's supposed to be a clever Asian pun."
-_- |
AngelofDeath
01.10.12 | "SOMEONE COMMENT ON HOW AWESOME MY MUSIC IS."
Well, at least your face is awesome. |
Vesper
01.10.12 | "-_-"
Again, so unwittingly(?) witty. |
Maniac!
01.10.12 | I guess she doesn't like cuddling |
AngelofDeath
01.10.12 | Cuddling's only fun when it's aggressive. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | She used to be a stripper, id like to see what she can do. Following this debaucherous gathering I will be tested. |
KjSwantko
01.10.12 | cuddling is okay in moderation |
Recspecs
01.10.12 | Cuddling is good. Good team building exercise for sure.
"So, you're upset you met a near perfect guy and are afraid something will go wrong or he's not actually 100% perfect......
the fuck?"
This.
|
lancebramsay
01.10.12 | My advice: don't seek advice from Sputnik |
lancebramsay
01.10.12 | He's not perfect if he doesn't Sputnik |
North0House2
01.10.12 | My ex got fat. |
iambandersnatch
01.10.12 | chick with cute profile pic makes list on sputnik
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I read something somewhere recently (i know, what a reliable source) that said relationships are more likely to be successful if the chick is "better looking" than the guy rather than vice versa. So maybe look for an ugly guy? or if you meet a guy you think is "gorgeous" make him grow a pr0n stache or something to ugly him up |
patrickfannon
01.10.12 | #2 is sublime. This thread makes me sad. |
SteelErectedb4you8er
01.10.12 | Amazing. I look good with a porn stache. |
taxidermist
01.10.12 | "SOMEONE COMMENT ON HOW AWESOME MY MUSIC IS."
Awesome music there, Banion. |
BallsToTheWall
01.10.12 | Show him who's boss. Fuck him in the ass. |
Vesper
01.10.12 | ^^^
Husband material right there. |
Recspecs
01.10.12 | Hey Vesper ;) |
Auschwitz
01.10.12 | omg a girl gotta post |
Vesper
01.10.12 | lol recs
u were just practice |
UnnamedOcean
01.10.12 | "I read something somewhere recently (i know, what a reliable source) that said relationships are more likely to be successful if the chick is "better looking" than the guy rather than vice versa."
If that was a legit study (I doubt it) then it just goes to show we are superficial assholes. |
Recspecs
01.10.12 | Practice? What does that mean :( |
Chrisjon89
01.10.12 | The key isn't to look for somebody perfect, but to look for someone who is flawed yet can admit to and learn from their mistakes and shortcomings. There's no trick to it - it's just a simple trick.
That's according to my '365 Pearls of Wisdom from Dr Phil' pocketbook which has never steered me wrong. |
Spec
01.10.12 | Just stop acting like you're married to the guy and act like you're 19.
Js :] |
Banion
01.10.12 | I look for marriage material in men and while dating. It's what I do, can't help it. It is kinda what dating was originally made for... Plus we both would like to get married youngish. |
Banion
01.10.12 | And I wasn't looking for someone perfect chrisjon, and he is and I am flawed. But he's pretty damn close. |
Spec
01.10.12 | Looking for marriage material and acting like you're already married are two different things. |
UnnamedOcean
01.10.12 | Young can be a rather subjective word. |
Scoot
01.10.12 | it happens |
Spec
01.10.12 | sneaky edit scoot |
Banion
01.10.12 | "Looking for marriage material and acting like you're already married are two different things." lol and what in this whole
thread has made you believe that I have been acting as such?
|
Spec
01.10.12 | what thread |
Recspecs
01.10.12 | Guys, I need advice so Vesper will go on a date with me. |
ShadowRemains
01.10.12 | a) she's taken
b) you don't listen to metal |
Scoot
01.10.12 | "sneaky edit scoot"
yeh |
Spec
01.10.12 | it's cool. was a pretty meh song anyways. |
Tyrael
01.10.12 | great thread |
Recspecs
01.10.12 | @ShadowRemains
a) Doesn't mean anything to me.
b) Yeah I listen to metal m/ m/ m/ m/ m/ m/ |