mariothehedgehog
03.19.12 | someone kill this twat already |
Hyperion1001
03.19.12 | yeah i saw that earlier fuck him |
theacademy
03.19.12 | shut up
he didnt ruin transformers
he is going to ruin tmnt but not by directing it (its his production company)
so if youre going to make this list
talk about how he ruined
the texas chainsaw massacre
the amityville horror
friday the 13th
a nightmare on elm street |
theacademy
03.19.12 | oh and also the Hitcher (altho i'd never seen the original) |
Nikkolae
03.19.12 | what? WHAT?! |
AngelofDeath
03.19.12 | Yeah, the Hitcher remake was an abomination even Sean Bean couldn't save. |
MO
03.19.12 | yea they're aliens now, go figure fucking shit |
Hyperion1001
03.19.12 | academy bringin the knowledge of everything again im flabbergasted |
omnipanzer
03.19.12 | "changing their origin story"
WTF bro... COME ON!
*kicks wall, breaks toe. |
mvood
03.19.12 | at least it'll look good |
EyesWideShut
03.19.12 | talk about a guy who makes MILLIONS on ruining or making stupid fucking movies. hes got a plan that works, why change it. |
MO
03.19.12 | yea he's laughing all the way to the bank |
CrownOfMagnets
03.19.12 | moar like michael GAY. |
Vesper
03.19.12 | Just watch the Prometheus trailer over and over and fap yourself to sweet, forgetful sleep while shedding tears over your lost childhood. |
Samizdat
03.19.12 | thankfully my career as a michael bay moviegoer ended last summer with eight grams of psilocybin mushrooms and transformers 3D |
DotEight
03.19.12 | No one is making you watch the movies. |
Inveigh
03.19.12 | yea new TMNT will prolly be turrible |
bloc
03.19.12 | I'm just looking forward to the Linkin Park song that goes with it :3 |
Trebor.
03.19.12 | Here's an idea, how about make a Transformers movie where the Transformers are actually the main characters.
Such a crazy concept |
MO
03.19.12 | that's why the 3rd one was the best trebor, they didn't focus on the humans and their shitty humour as much |
bloc
03.19.12 | OPTAAMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! |
KILL
03.19.12 | michael gay sux |
Trebor.
03.19.12 | Worst director |
omnipanzer
03.19.12 | "No one is making you watch the movies."
Cunt |
theacademy
03.19.12 | "Here's an idea, how about make a Transformers movie where the Transformers are actually the main characters.
Such a crazy concept"
how about you just watch the fucking cartoon... or if you want this movie pay for it yourself because if someone else put the amount of money into it necessary to make it look like Bay's 3 transformers movies they'd probably never get it back...
the only reason we even got 3 movies is because each one had such a broad appeal, and the way that they generate appeal is by putting things like *babes* and *explosions* and *relatable fast-talking nerd archetypes disguised within hollywood/GQ acting* and *plot-driving inanities* in them.
look the movies are not good, but with the exception of the second one, they are really not that bad either. You don't sound like you would like any Hollywood Transformers movie so why even watch? |
KILL
03.19.12 | only dumb people watch his movies 100% fax |
theacademy
03.19.12 | and for the record Bay's only terrible movies were the island, the second transformers, and pearl harbor. Everything else came out pretty ok. |
theacademy
03.19.12 | except the Rock which rules harder than anything else ever. |
KILL
03.19.12 | bad boyz bad boyz |
Imperial
03.19.12 | Hollywood ruins everything now. It's just the new trend to remake everything that has ever been created ever. I'm waiting for a The Shining remake. |
BaseballJames
03.19.12 | "At least he's not as bad as Wes Anderson and Tim Burton."
Burton actually tries to make movies, Bay makes shitty explosion circlejerks. |
lucasjcockcroft
03.19.12 | Who's micheal bay.... Wait |
jdennis31
03.19.12 | i'm gonna agree he's better than tim burton. i like wes anderson tho |
jdennis31
03.19.12 | wait, take that back immediately. forgot burton's made a few movies i actually like but he has some terrible ones i can't stand |
IMZA1793
03.19.12 | Transformers 2 was so bad it made the first one look like a masterpiece. Not gonna lie though, actually enjoyed seeing those movies with my friends. Mostly because they're just dumb action films with explotions everywhere. |
lucasjcockcroft
03.19.12 | Tim burton made sweeny todd, which fucking ruled, so he's ok. |
paxman
03.19.12 | Shut up, Acad. You know Michael Bay is an abomination. |
WeepingBanana
03.19.12 | Transformers 3 was just as bad as Transformers 2 if not worse |
jdennis31
03.19.12 | wait, was transformers really THAT bad? i mean nothing great but it's nothing remotely close to what m. night shlaya;lykaj;an did with the last airbender |
BaseballJames
03.19.12 | http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/rating-michael-bays-leading-ladies-per-washed-ferrari#page/1 |
IMZA1793
03.19.12 | Transformers 1 was decent. |
Hospital
03.19.12 | MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIOns!@!@! |
Samizdat
03.19.12 | Whoever said Wes Anderson is a worse director than Michael Bay deserves to have Sir Ian McKellen ecstatically insert a ribbed enema into him whenever he needs to shit and at random for the rest of his days. |
MO
03.20.12 | just read his response to this, guys a moron
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=88213 |
XingKing
02.22.13 | Megan as April, The Beef as Casey! |
XingKing
02.22.13 | http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/8040-19052.jpg
Mmmm |
XingKing
02.22.13 | Tell me you don't want to bang some TMNT Judith Hoag |
EyesWideShut
02.22.13 | this guy really knows how to make money. isnt he up for an Oscar this year too? |
Trebor.
02.22.13 | Explosions Mutant Explosions Turtles in 3D coming Summer 2014 fuck you you'll see it |
EyesWideShut
02.22.13 | come on. Michael Bay even has some of his films in The Criterion Collection... hes not that bad. |