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| Favourite Lyricists | 1 | | The Tiger Lillies The Brothel to the Cemetery
Martyn Jaques
Specialist Topics:
Clowns, whores, death, clowns murdering whores. | 2 | | Sleaford Mods The Originator
Jason Williamson
Specialist Topics:
Wankers, wanking, double enders, the Midlands, the McCartney's divorce. | 3 | | The The Mind Bomb
Matt Johnson
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The end of the world, sexual loathing, microwave dinners for one, pattern baldness. | 4 | | Bonnie 'Prince' Billy Master And Everyone
Will Oldham
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Being a hermit, women, women who are hermits. | 5 | | Tindersticks Tindersticks II
Stuart Staples
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Romantic unfulfilment, suicidal despair, peanuts. | 6 | | Lambchop I Hope You're Sitting Down
Kurt Wagner
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Mundane bullshit, dead end losers, air fresheners. | 7 | | Richmond Fontaine Winnemucca
Willy Vlautin
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Butt fucksville USA | 8 | | Sun Kil Moon Common As Light and Love Are Red Valleys of Blood
Mark Kozelek
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What Mark thinks: everything
Reality: Ohio, cats, crab cakes. | 9 | | Mark Eitzel The Invisible Man
Mark Eitzel
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Being gay, being ugly, being depressed, drinking. | 10 | | Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Isaac Brock
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Gawd almighty, high falutin philosophy | 11 | | Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
Sufjan Stevens
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Dead relatives | 12 | | The National Boxer
Matt Berninger
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Middle age malaise, throwing in the towel. | 13 | | Nirvana In Utero
Kurt Cobain
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Anger, frustration, Courtney's coochy | 14 | | Gary Wilson You Think You Really Know Me
Gary Wilson
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Making out, groovy bitches. | 15 | | Simply red Stars
Mick Hucknall
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Yachts, fairgrounds, easy models, cuntage. | 16 | | Tom Waits Heartattack and Vine
Tom Waits
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Unknown/indecipherable | 17 | | Christopher Owens Chrissybaby Forever
Christopher Owens
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Getting dumped, staying dumped. | 18 | | Caroline Martin I Had a Hundred More Reasons to Stay by the Fire
Caroline Martin
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Diddling oneself, rape fantasies, catching yourself crying while diddling yourself to a particularly juicy rape fantasy | 19 | | Jason Molina Let Me Go, Let Me Go, Let Me Go
Jason Molina
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Drink, existential despair, drink. | 20 | | Jemina Pearl Break It Up
Jemina Pearl
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Food fights, zombies, lazy backseat blowjobs, supersoakers. | 21 | | Joanna Newsom Have One on Me
Joanna Newsom
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Things that I'm sure make total sense to her | 22 | | Eels Souljacker
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Dead relatives | 23 | | Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Trent Reznor
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Pigs (all breeds) | 24 | | Sparklehorse Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot
Mark Linkous
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Rabbits, horses, bears, bees, dogs. | 25 | | Mercury Rev All Is Dream
Jonathan Donahue
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Pixies, elves, dragons, unicorns, people avoiding you. | 26 | | Pissed Jeans Hope for Men
Matt Korvette
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Male issues | 27 | | Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Killer Mike
Specialist Topics
Fuckboys, politics, EL-P, the relative size of one's penis, the relative size of one's penis compared to EL-P's penis | 28 | | Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
Dave Mustaine
Specialist Topics:
Roswell cover up, 9/11 cover up, lizard people, the ginger mist, James Hetfield. | 29 | | Fear Factory Obsolete
Burton Bell
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The Terminator, T2, T3, the one with Christian Bale in it, not the last one though | 30 | | Daniel Johnston Hi, How Are You
Daniel Johnston
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King Kong, Casper, boxers, unrequited love. | |
butcherboy
03.16.17 | hahahaha.. fantastic.. | theBoneyKing
03.16.17 | Ranked?
This is gonna be a classic list. | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | Not ranked...does anyone want more? | butcherboy
03.16.17 | yea, give it.. | theBoneyKing
03.16.17 | I'm guessing 15 is a troll item...
Several songwriters here I'm excited to hear more of. | SandwichBubble
03.16.17 | Absolutely incredible :D | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | Boney, how did you work that out? ;) | ianblxdsoe
03.16.17 | dan campbell from the wonder years is one of my personal favorites | butcherboy
03.16.17 | hahahhaha.. pigs (all breeds) | Orb
03.16.17 | No maynard? Cant tell if being post-ironic or..... | rabidfish
03.16.17 | Tom Waits
That's all | wham49
03.16.17 | bob dylan, robert hunter, Ozzy Osbourne (BS days), johnny cash, roky erickson | AlexKzillion
03.16.17 | James Hetfield
Special Topics:
Being savage, being a table, being angry, his mcdonalds order | butcherboy
03.16.17 | leonard cohen | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | Nice Hetfield suggestions MrAlex :D | Drifter
03.16.17 | Lol 13. Accurate though. It's one of their best songs | TVC15
03.16.17 | Where's Snoop Dogg | Drifter
03.16.17 | Snoop Dogg is trash | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | I'm wrapping it up there for now | dbizzles
03.16.17 | Aaron Weisssssss AKA the goat. | Papa Universe
03.16.17 | Spot on | talktothehead
03.16.17 | pattern baldness? Im checking The The The | TwigTW
03.16.17 | very funny, except 18--very scary. | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | I've got to stop laughing at 18's style but she really does sound the most sexually frustrated folk singer of all time.
She's great, love her | dbizzles
03.16.17 | Sun Kil Moon and RTJ were my favorite. Good job. | Snake.
03.16.17 | "Anger, frustration, Courtney's coochy"
WEEEEEEEWWWWW | Astral Abortis
03.16.17 | List made me laugh multiple times | cylinder
03.16.17 | aw hell yea
needs more beck tho. what the hell would his topics be | EphemeralEternity
03.16.17 | Aaron Turner and dude from meshuggah has some interesting lyrics (Who i'm seeing in like 15 hrs) | Egarran
03.16.17 | There will come a time
Gigantic waves will crush the Sputnik servers | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | Linkous is the goat | Egarran
03.16.17 | Preach | Artuma
03.16.17 | best is whoever wrote the lyrics for off minor | AmericanFlagAsh
03.16.17 | This is pretty funny, nice. | theBoneyKing
03.16.17 | No Gavin Clark, Doof??
Nothing funny about Gav, I guess. | zakalwe
03.16.17 | List is chockful of lol | TheSpaceMan
03.16.17 | do a list that explains your interpretation of the pencil factor in Eraserhead | zakalwe
03.16.17 | You seem like a man who'd definitely know space dude.
Eraserhead. Amazing or twaddle? | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | Correct Boney, I wanted to put Gav up but you can't really laugh about that
Spaceman, Eraserhead might just be my favourite film but I haven't any real grasp on what it's about. I don't even know if we're watching humans on earth with that one :/ | DoofusWainwright
03.16.17 | There's only really one, maybe two, on the list where I'm really taking the piss - these pretty much are most of my favourite lyricists | Egarran
03.16.17 | Linkous and Lynch did an album together.
Then Linkous shot himself. | cylinder
03.16.17 | lol ok this list kinda went over my head at first, really reading it now I am dead. Great job | TheSpaceMan
03.16.17 | in answer of your question zak: its both, which you gotta give it credit for. the self-awareness is whats up for debate | budgie
03.16.17 | whoever writes the lyrics for beach house is the best lyricist imo | theBoneyKing
03.16.17 | Love Beach House but I don't think Victoria Legrand is a particularly amazing lyricist overall. | budgie
03.16.17 | can't keep hanging onnn
to what is dead aaaaaaaaand goone | parksungjoon
02.29.20 | gg allin |
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