Thy Cattlefaque Ranked
Different types of thy cattlefuck ranked |
1 | | pink floyd Atom Heart Mother
American Milking Devon
Really cool fur and sick horns, really no complaints here. 10/10 |
2 | | Cows Cunning Stunts
Barzona
These bois are buff as fuck. 9.6/10 |
3 | | frank zappa Läther
Brown Swiss
They're Swiss which is cool but kinda racist tho they probably make good cheese. 8.5/10 |
4 | | Dead Cow Company EP
Chianina
They look cute but their name reminds me of chihuahuas so that kinda sucks but only a lil. 8/10 |
5 | | Cattle Decapitation Humanure
Beef Shorthorn
Sympathy points for being called 'beef' but yea those horns do be lame and short lol. 6.2/10 |
6 | | Skip Cows The Great Hunting
Red Poll
They're not red (or maybe they are idk i'm colourblind) and the polls are saying that this type of cattle is mid af. 5/10 |
7 | | Battle Cattle Kenny's not dead
White Park
They're white but the name connotes some less than pleasant stuff. 4.1/10 |
8 | | So Cow So Cow
Sussex Cattle
lol. 3/10 |
9 | | Fightstar Be Human
Beefalo
A funny name does not make up for a highly lame cow. 2.3359/10 |
10 | | two cow garage Death of the Self-Preservation Society
Belgian Blue
They're Belgian and decidedly not blue (pretty confident in spite of my colourblindness), they'd be 10x better off if it were the other way around. 1/10 |
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