butcherboy: So Tool just announced their split over a radio show

butcherboy 08.22.17	a rec that fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits zee mood..
Papa Universe 08.22.17	oh well then
Papa Universe 08.22.17	so be it Ralph McTell - Streets of London
Papa Universe 08.22.17	It's like a sixties equivalent of chav-bashing.
butcherboy 08.22.17	mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,ACCEPTED!
Papa Universe 08.22.17	You meant a song that'd be fitting to the theme of London, right? Or does it have to follow the guidelines of similarity to the other featured songs on here?
butcherboy 08.22.17	yes/no/maybe to all those questions and MORE
Papa Universe 08.22.17	If you don't find that song fitting enough, here's something London-ish, but reminiscent of the featured songs (it's also much more directly chavy): Swell Maps - Vertical Slum
Papa Universe 08.22.17	Or, y'know, The Clash - London Calling
butcherboy 08.22.17	Swell Maps is perfect.. just like you
Papa Universe 08.22.17	Sooo, only one rec per user...
Papa Universe 08.22.17	aww, thank you, honeybunny
butcherboy 08.22.17	well, if no one else cares, which i assume not many would, then I'll accept your cavalcade of stuff..
Papa Universe 08.22.17	Good, I'll go get ready then.
Papa Universe 08.22.17	I take it no one's comming.
butcherboy 08.22.17	give them time.. i should have made the list title more scandalous.. like Beyonce Sex Tape.. in fact, I'll change it now, hang on,..
Papa Universe 08.22.17	The Enemy - Bigger Cages (chavy song for chavy folks) Radiohead - Street Spirit (for the lonelier nights) The Pop Group - She's Beyond Good and Evil (for that girl I met there once) Blur - Parklife (for the more critial minds) The Mission - Heaven on Earth (for the stubborn locals) Apologies, I Have None - Sat in Vicky Park (for the sons of the street) Echo and the Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever (for the nonchalant dreamers) Medications - Or At Least As Bad (for personal reasons) The Maccabees - Marks To Prove It (for the ounger wildlings) Menomena - Rotten Hell (for the despair-ridden lads) The Afghan Whigs - Up Town Again (for you, butcherbabe)
Papa Universe 08.22.17	You should have picked a more London-centric name, like Adele, Jourdan Dunn or Rita Ora.
Drifter 08.22.17	Name change definitely draws more attention. I probably wouldn't have ever clicked on the other
Papa Universe 08.22.17	Isn't the name butcherboy already a clickworthy cause?
Drifter 08.22.17	Not as much as Beyoncé's sextape
Papa Universe 08.22.17	But Beyonce's sextape doesn't make all that much of a sense, aye?
butcherboy 08.22.17	yea, but she is so fucking wholesome underneath all the stuff, her sextape would probably be her doing taxes in sweats, while an omelet is burning on the stove.. an omelet made of Faberge eggs..
Papa Universe 08.22.17	ooh, i'd watch that
Drifter 08.22.17	[2]
Drifter 08.22.17	Wait so what is this lost anyway I'm confused
Papa Universe 08.22.17	Give us some London-themed song.
Drifter 08.22.17	Oh I don't know any
hal1ax 08.22.17	i've been had
butcherboy 08.22.17	gimme a rec to fit the list, you nincompoop..
Papa Universe 08.22.17	"well, if no one else cares, which i assume not many would, then I'll accept your cavalcade of stuff.." Is that offer still in place?
butcherboy 08.22.17	yes, but i'm patient.. if you build it, they will come.. alternatively, I'm going to keep changing the name and bumping this list incessantly.. which actually sounds fucking amazing!
Papa Universe 08.22.17	Excuse the novice, 'bumping' means commenting, so that it appears on the front page, innit?
butcherboy 08.22.17	mhm..
Drifter 08.22.17	Yeah
butcherboy 08.22.17	take three.. hahahaha
Papa Universe 08.22.17	Who are you taking to?
hal1ax 08.23.17	what happened to the original title
hal1ax 08.23.17	i've been had again [42]
butcherboy 08.23.17	good idea, six!
superluminals 08.23.17	Lol
Papa Universe 08.23.17	And yet I am still the only one, who has done what you've asked for.
butcherboy 08.23.17	it's true.. but we've transcended that now, Unique.. this is now a never-dying list.
hal1ax 08.23.17	nerd
butcherboy 08.23.17	mean
hal1ax 08.23.17	no
butcherboy 08.23.17	no
Papa Universe 08.23.17	so is the tourney dead then?
butcherboy 08.23.17	this was never a tourney.. unless you're talking about rec roulette, in which case, we're just waiting on Fripp.
butcherboy 08.23.17	hehehehehehe..
Sowing 08.23.17	Fuck
Papa Universe 08.23.17	cheeky bastard
butcherboy 08.23.17	the never-ending list lives!!!!!
Papa Universe 08.23.17	oh look, the brand new sucker arrived at the scene it's like a whiny fake-emotional emo genie
Drifter 08.23.17	Damnit got me again
NordicMindset 08.23.17	I preferred the Beyonce porn
butcherboy 08.23.17	me too, frankly.. but the possibilities never end with the eternal list..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	How about "The National dropping album early" That's a clickbait-y enough title.
butcherboy 08.23.17	ooooh.. yes yes..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	Or "New Opeth surprise album"
butcherboy 08.23.17	actually no, this seems mean, especially since I'm also awaiting that album..
butcherboy 08.23.17	QOTSA's Villains Ranked
Papa Universe 08.23.17	What, the Opeth album?
Papa Universe 08.23.17	"Taylor Swift and Carly Rae Jepsen are dating. CONFIRMED!"
butcherboy 08.23.17	no, The National one.. don't worry.. tomorrow morning, with heavier traffic on the site, the eternal list will truly flourish..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	"Lady Gaga to collaborate with Mayhem"
Papa Universe 08.23.17	"GY!BE delay release"
Papa Universe 08.23.17	"Why I hate MF Doom"
Papa Universe 08.23.17	"with heavier traffic on the site, the eternal list will truly flourish.." Will it though? Will it?
butcherboy 08.23.17	yes, it will.. ye of little faith and littler face..
butcherboy 08.23.17	the MF Doom one is not bad.. next in line..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	"Bombing on Tool concert"
Papa Universe 08.23.17	And then it's like a joke that they "bombed", cause they're bad and such. (bombing=failing to entertain)
butcherboy 08.23.17	you really took the joy out of that one, Unique.. hahahahaha
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.23.17	Why did u change title
Papa Universe 08.23.17	Okay, last one: "St. Vincent to direct an all-female Dorian Grey adaptation"
butcherboy 08.23.17	adaptation mostly.. the never-ending list must survive..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	What's funny in this one is that it's actually happening.
butcherboy 08.23.17	Unique, they have to be short and pithy enough to be seen on the main feed in their entirety.. also, that sounds like a fucking nightmare.. post-modern artists who are mediocre at three things instead of being good at one..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	yeah, okay
butcherboy 08.23.17	i'm directing an all-white adaptation of the Color Purple.. the cotton is black..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	I wanted to write a simple "ha", but the site told me it's too fucking short, so here you go this pointless explanation
Papa Universe 08.23.17	ooh "I drank with Jeff Rosenstock"
Papa Universe 08.23.17	or "R.I.P. Mike Shinoda"
butcherboy 08.23.17	you just type in 'ha' and then put a bunch of spaces after it..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	yeah, but I didn't think of it at the moment of writing that "ha" and then the sudden (read this in a mocking "dumb-guy" voice) "eh, you can't post that shit, it's too short you fucken moraahn" came up and it infuriated me a little, so I just went on that whole tirade.
Papa Universe 08.23.17	You just took the Spammer Crown out of all of those fake hasan accounts from back in the day, butch.
Papa Universe 08.23.17	Or how about the good old "Don't click on this!"
AlexKzillion 08.23.17	Damn that title got me lol
butcherboy 08.23.17	changing it to the rosenstock one and leaving for the night.. we will see what fish it reels in come morning..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	...swoosh...
butcherboy 08.23.17	we'll see.. rosenstock fans go to bed early because they're like pensioners in pubescent bodies. they'll come once the sun rises..
Satellite 08.23.17	"we will see what fish it reels in come morning.." u got me
butcherboy 08.23.17	there'll be more titles to come.. first rosenstock fans, then THE WORLD!!
ianblxdsoe 08.23.17	i feel like the title was clickbait for me to be here so what's up
butcherboy 08.23.17	I just missed ya.. How are things?
butcherboy 08.23.17	Aaaaaand iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will alwaaaaaays loooove yoooooooooooouoooooooooooo
Papa Universe 08.23.17	So where are they?
butcherboy 08.23.17	I don't know.. I'm starting to get worried about them.. maybe their school bus was abducted and cell phones taken, and they're just sitting there going - fuck, I really wanted to comment on butcher's list..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	It's summer, ain't no school buses around.
butcherboy 08.23.17	I see school buses all the time.. they're leased out to camp programs, rec centres, seniors and wonkies in the summer..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	But this is Sputnik, only kids are here. We're the only grandpas on here (also teamster is like 50, I gather)
butcherboy 08.23.17	How old are you, Unique?
Papa Universe 08.23.17	too old
Papa Universe 08.23.17	how old are you? are you of the age when you need to use school buses on a day-to-day basis?
butcherboy 08.23.17	Yep..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	oh..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	Like in a young kid going to school or a pensioner going to watch a bingo championship kind of way?
Papa Universe 08.23.17	ha
butcherboy 08.23.17	No, I'm a dejected not so young adult
butcherboy 08.23.17	you will not die, my child
Ryus 08.23.17	hey now this title is not okay
Papa Universe 08.23.17	Or you will have to accept the only recs anyone has given you in here, which was me.
butcherboy 08.23.17	These mortal recs are of no matter to me anymore..
Papa Universe 08.23.17	Oh yeah, you live for the titles now, don't you
butcherboy 08.23.17	I'll never stop this!
Papa Universe 08.24.17	Future butcherboy lists ideas: Abbreviations - listed bands like NOXF, INXS, IAMX etc. Length in name compensating for... - too long bandnames (the World is a Beautiful Place... etc.) So much negativity - albums with something negative in their title (Total Depravity, Death Magnetic etc.) Pizzazz Shazazz - nonsense gibberish bandnames (Oingo Boingo, Shpongle etc.)
butcherboy 08.24.17	you can take our lives, but you can never take our freeedooom!
Papa Universe 08.24.17	Are ypu gonna post Rec Roulette Round 5 now?
butcherboy 08.24.17	yep..
butcherboy 08.24.17	hmm
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	Can you make a bait title for me @butcherboy?
butcherboy 08.24.17	yes, my love..
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	OH SHIT
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	Also finish your 101 Two-Minute Songs list, I'm starting to think you can't count to 101
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	lol how many times have you bait titled this same list?
butcherboy 08.24.17	forever and beyond!!!!
butcherboy 08.24.17	i'll finish it on the morrow, Sandwich, promise..
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	gotta say you have a knack for bait titles though
butcherboy 08.24.17	that's because my grandfather was an actual catfish.. that's why my mustache is so lovely..
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	mustaches are weak af, beards or gtfo
butcherboy 08.24.17	eh, i actually shave clean.. beards are in.. so it's no time to have one.. besides, i read somewhere that the three most prevalent lingering bacteria in beards are streptococcus, yeast and fecal matter..
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	fecal matter [2]
butcherboy 08.24.17	fecal matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't tell me it don't matter! it matter!!!
Drifter 08.24.17	Jfc butcherboy
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	"eh, i actually shave clean.. beards are in.. so it's no time to have one.." so edgy and hipster lol besides, i read somewhere that the three most prevalent lingering bacteria in beards are streptococcus, yeast and fecal matter.." and yeah I hear that, could understand that man but I love my beard and I don't think I'll ever part with it. Plus I look like a high schooler without it.
butcherboy 08.24.17	@Drifter - yes?
butcherboy 08.24.17	@Deadly - I did grow one glorious beard one year.. I have pictures of shaving it off in tiers.. the mutton chop, handlebar mustache combo was horrifying.. i look better shaven..
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	gotcha man fair enough, and yeah deff have done that gotta do that once more and take pics thats a fun thing to do for sure haha. I wish I took pics of when I did the Mario/Luigi stache cause that looked pretty damn hilarious.
Papa Universe 08.24.17	"I'm starting a list series" I take it, you're not doing that anymore.
butcherboy 08.24.17	if i have two eternal lists going, it will trivialize the concept of eternity.. but, i will do the second one once I'm bored of doing this..
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	lol this new list title is gunna draw in tons of spectators I'm just commenting at this point cause I enjoy the list title troll idea
butcherboy 08.24.17	and in the blink of an eye, it changed!
Drifter 08.24.17	You've gotten me like every time lmao
butcherboy 08.24.17	mwahahaha
Drifter 08.24.17	Bruh
Drifter 08.24.17	I just saw 2pac and clicked lmaoooo
butcherboy 08.24.17	how about now?
NordicMindset 08.24.17	Didn't fool me this time!
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	you're enjoying this way too much haha
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	Hate to admit it, but the arcade fire one almost made me click. This experiment of yours is making me very paranoid
butcherboy 08.24.17	Deadly, I really am.. hahahaha..
butcherboy 08.24.17	hmmmm.. must trap Sandwich... how about "Mark E Smith retires, names SandwichBubble as the next cursed one to lead The Fall for 42 more albums.."
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	LOL
butcherboy 08.24.17	or.... "SandwichBubble found to be Screamin' Jay Hawkins' illegitimate son.."
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	Not one person's gonna click on that and you know it you need something with linkin park in the title
butcherboy 08.24.17	comme ca?
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	ah tres bien
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	Can you explain what the original intent of the list was? Like what the description is talking about, because I've never seen trainspotting
butcherboy 08.24.17	The film came with a great post-punk soundtrack.. It was as much part of the zeitgeist as the book was, and the movie as well.. just wanted to recreate it as transplanted into other cities from Glasgow (which I'm still going to do)
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	... i'm lost but I'll say i understand
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	These titles are getting into ban-territory now, tread carefully
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	swastika-shaped nipples LMAO
Tunaboy45 08.24.17	holy shit that title, love it
butcherboy 08.24.17	The soundtrack had Brian Eno, David Bowie, Joy Division, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, New Order, Primal Scream, Blur - all songs from their peaks.. and the story is about punks and junkies in Scotland in late 80's Glasgow..
butcherboy 08.24.17	hahaha, we've hit gold!
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	Blur had a peak? a basin more like thank you though, that makes more sense! and please don't get banned :(
NordicMindset 08.24.17	Lorde Nude Photos Reveal Swastika-Shaped Nipples
butcherboy 08.24.17	there is nothing ban-worthy about this headline.. they can't prove she doesn't have them!!
ZombieToyDuck 08.24.17	I'm dying rn
butcherboy 08.24.17	I'd like to officially make a disclaimer that Lorde herself is not in any way affiliated with the Nazi Party ideology, and that the nipple shape, while unfortunate, was simply a biological deformation.
zakalwe 08.24.17	Classic
butcherboy 08.24.17	Claims that the swastikas were in fact Buddhist symbols were false, as the nipples seem to be hitched at a 45 degree angle.
starboystargirl 08.24.17	Put it as "chester bennington's remains stolen"
butcherboy 08.24.17	naaaahhhhhhhhhhh
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	That must've been one intense purple nurple
butcherboy 08.24.17	Purple Nurple vs. The World
butcherboy 08.24.17	plagiarist!
Papa Universe 08.24.17	Why don't you just do a specific direct advertising, like title the list "Drifter", "Conmaniac" or "SandwichBubble".
butcherboy 08.24.17	Patience.. all in due time
butcherboy 08.24.17	..,.,,(:($?!&;.://.,?(,!!& cdc
SandwichBubble 08.24.17	The sput police finally caught him, poor sap. Here, we see butcherboy struggling as the service pry him away from his keyboard, hitting random keys as he holds on for dear life. May gosh have mercy on his soul
superluminals 08.24.17	Not lady goo goo ga ga D:
Sinternet 08.24.17	Can we not with the stupid fucking titles, no one cares about this list
butcherboy 08.24.17	Sint, don't lash out.. this is a loving place.. step into the embrace..
superluminals 08.24.17	😙
butcherboy 08.24.17	Superlumi understands..
CompostCompote 08.24.17	Is this where the free embraces?
Frippertronics 08.24.17	Butcher, I inquire where are the cajones
butcherboy 08.24.17	first of all, cOjones is Spanish for balls, cajon is a Peruvian percussion instrument, secondly, you sir, are a nincompoop of the highest order, and I do not wish to pursue this discussion any further..
Papa Universe 08.24.17	I think Sinternet just found his Sputnik grand snarky rival.
ArsMoriendi 08.24.17	I'd engage in sexual relations with this list.
brainmelter 08.24.17	lol why
LeOmegaLeviathan 08.24.17	Sinternet more like sinterderp
butcherboy 08.24.17	now now.. Sint is a lovely chap.. free embrace-zone!
LeOmegaLeviathan 08.24.17	now now.. Sint is a not so lovely chav
Frippertronics 08.24.17	Butcher, you are asking for me to write a 0.5 review of Third/Sister Lovers so bad right now
butcherboy 08.24.17	I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my drafting my 0.5 review of The Marble Index..
Frippertronics 08.24.17	Mine would still be the flagged review, you sweet, gullible summer child
butcherboy 08.24.17	I'd feel fine enough with my 0.5 just lurking to the right.. spriechen sie SNORE! and we both know I'm a gloomy autumn child..
Frippertronics 08.24.17	I'm busy with the consideration of doing a Todd Rundgren discog run, or at least up until 1981's Healing
TheSpaceMan 08.24.17	LeOmegaLeviathan 08.24.17 [Report this Post] Sinternet more like sinterderp fckn roasted
butcherboy 08.24.17	Fripp, well the next title is for you.. also, I've been going through John Cale.. slow dazzle is fucking amazing!
Frippertronics 08.24.17	Slow Dazzle is alright Music for a New Society will fucking body you though. Make sure to find the remaster he did for it last year, as the old CD had a defect that fucked with the sound
butcherboy 08.24.17	will do! Guts is such a tune though
Frippertronics 08.24.17	Will hide a diss to butcher in every rundgren review I do starting next week with Runt
butcherboy 08.24.17	nice, Fripp!!
Frippertronics 08.24.17	Where is that Third review btw, butcher you faker
butcherboy 08.24.17	I'm doing Qotsa, then new Protomartyr, then I'm going back to old stuff.. Maybe in a week and a half, I'll have it up.. I did one Chilton album..
Papa Universe 08.24.17	Not if I'm doing the Protomartyr first...
butcherboy 08.25.17	WE will do Protomartyr..
Papa Universe 08.25.17	Together?
butcherboy 08.25.17	we could. though the few times I've tried to write collaboratively, it mostly ended a pile of shite..
Papa Universe 08.25.17	I knew my experience in writer's room will come in handy in real world one day.
Papa Universe 08.25.17	So, if we actually are going to do this, here's how: we pile up all our thoughts in a simplified pros/indecisive middle/cons kind of way and then sort out what we agree on and what we disagree on and then make it like a sort of discussion dialogue, so that it looks like a transcript from some kind of talk-show. Example: Butcherboy: I thought this album was a doozie as insert a funny analogy. But it also made me insert a snappy remark. Bet you liked it because of that, UU, cause insert a joke about age. UniqueUniverse: You may have thought it was a doozie, because of reference your previously mentioned reasons, but in my opinion, "this'n'that'n'this'n'that". Also, since you mentioned insert vsgue reference to something you mentioned, I believe insert a silly dad joke. and such
butcherboy 08.25.17	yea, that sounds alright, actually..
SandwichBubble 08.25.17	Siskel and Ebert? Unique and Butcher? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXN0MeZKw88
butcherboy 08.25.17	statler and waldorf more like
SandwichBubble 08.25.17	I am the only one qualified to do an entire album review like the muppets thank you very much
Papa Universe 08.25.17	Oh here's a title: "Bob Dylan covers Taylor Swift." aye?
butcherboy 08.25.17	or..
butcherboy 08.25.17	not dead yet..
BigHans 08.25.17	Ok this is like the 5th time you've clickbaited me on this list. WELL done sir.
butcherboy 08.25.17	immortality!!
Papa Universe 08.25.17	It's only 232 comments, even the first Emo Crown had over a thousand and it's deader than my children...
butcherboy 08.25.17	i have no concern for emo affairs, on account of being a human thing..
Papa Universe 08.25.17	Ha
butcherboy 08.25.17	besides, unlike the titles of this list, emo only knows so many chord variations..
butcherboy 08.26.17	john 'christmas' hamm-sterbating..
butcherboy 08.26.17	Doo dee dooooo
Papa Universe 08.26.17	mana mana
Papa Universe 08.26.17	In other words, this thread is pretty dead...
TVC15 08.26.17	Those clickbait titles
butcherboy 08.26.17	we live Unique, you of little faith..
Papa Universe 08.26.17	on one hand, I want to reply. on the other, that'll revive the list
butcherboy 08.27.17	on one hand..
hal1ax 08.27.17	potentially a do it yourself
TheSpaceMan 08.27.17	Lol bitch
NordicMindset 08.27.17	I didn't fall for this one!
Papa Universe 08.27.17	But you're here nonetheless.
Drifter 08.27.17	I don't fall for this anymore ;-;
alienobserver 08.27.17	ive been clickbaited so many times
Chortles 08.27.17	This is the gift that keeps giving
butcherboy 08.27.17	never never land..
butcherboy 08.27.17	personalized clickbait.. the way of tomorrow..
superluminals 08.27.17	well his name does have maniac in it
SandwichBubble 08.27.17	always knew that boy wasn't right when are you gonna bait yourself @butcherboy
ArsMoriendi 08.27.17	"well his name does have maniac in it" AND con! He's a maniac who cons people :o
butcherboy 08.27.17	or... he's one of those crazy people who only do the con part of a pro/con list.. a fucking maniac, i tell ya.. Sandwich, I will personalize clickbait every user here!!
SandwichBubble 08.27.17	his greatest crime: negativity
butcherboy 08.28.17	hmmm.. a SandwichBubble clickbait would have to be a subtle and artful thing.. i'll think on it..
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	boy I'll click on the list regardless, don't think on it too hard
butcherboy 08.28.17	yes, but it still needs to be a delectable and pithy headline..
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	@butcherboy out here writing an essay when I just want his hershey's kisses
Conmaniac 08.28.17	wait howd I miss this list?
butcherboy 08.28.17	you were too busy conning people, you damn maniac.!!
butcherboy 08.28.17	also, I've changed the title of it about thirty times in the past four days.. it's the eternal list..
Conmaniac 08.28.17	im so confused...
butcherboy 08.28.17	it's a clickbait list.. I change its title to keep people coming to it.. thereby procuring eternal life.. also, i listened to the track you sent.. you fancy hearing some feedback?
Conmaniac 08.28.17	yeah man been itching for some!! already know the vox need to be re-mixed but i wanna hear ur take on the thing
butcherboy 08.28.17	well, because the vocals are so high in the mix and because the vocals have such a harsh slant to them (in a good way), the song sounds like it's been recorded in a live setting.. which i actually like a lot.. it gives the whole thing a really good immediate feeling, very visceral.. so if i were you, i wouldn't bring the vocals down, i would bring the instrumentation up just a tiny bit.. because the guitar tone is fucking lovely and it deserves to be a bit more prominent.. unless that live feeling isn't what you want, then re-mixing, or rerecording the vox is the way.. but i really like that chasm between vocals and instruments, it makes the song sound more its own..
Conmaniac 08.28.17	hell yeah sent those comments to the band! thank you so much yeah still tryna figure out what ~style~ we are going for with these but I love those comments. def agree drums should be higher in the mix as well as everything else
butcherboy 08.28.17	cheers, dude.. anytime..
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	disgusting how dare you tarnish my brand of scented candles now available at shop.sputnikmusic.com use coupon code TRYHARD to get 1% off your order
butcherboy 08.28.17	it's perfect..
macman76 08.28.17	Can there be a sensationalized list title of me?
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	they smell like an unwashed sink of breadcrumb-crusted plates
butcherboy 08.28.17	mac, there you go.. not my very best, mind you..
Drifter 08.28.17	Can I have a list title
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	it's beautiful
butcherboy 08.28.17	yes, you can.. but let's let mac's sit there for a little bit.. you will all get abused, don't worry, my pretties..
macman76 08.28.17	I'm indifferent Badum chhh Also, not my best
Drifter 08.28.17	Yay
superluminals 08.28.17	macman is a super computer
butcherboy 08.28.17	hahahaha, that is proper dumb.. sorry, Drift, best I could think of on the fly..
Drifter 08.28.17	Lmfao
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	Drifter gets a sex scandal, I get scented candles ...
butcherboy 08.28.17	You're a civilized statesman, Sandwich
ArsMoriendi 08.28.17	More like GrandSlamwichBubble
Drifter 08.28.17	I'm just better than you sandwich
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	@butch yeah @ars yeha @drifter yaesh
butcherboy 08.28.17	yep
Ryus 08.28.17	ok dis one a winner
SandwichBubble 08.28.17	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSkOtR3IJfY
ArsMoriendi 08.28.17	This clickbait is too much.
butcherboy 08.28.17	by the way, Hitler Orgasm Fudge are the three words I got when I was on Countdown..
butcherboy 08.30.17	never die!!
ZombieToyDuck 08.30.17	lol you still going with this?
butcherboy 08.30.17	of course i am, don't be ridiculous..
ZombieToyDuck 08.31.17	I should have known better...
Papa Universe 09.03.17	Is this finally dead?
butcherboy 09.03.17	Fuck no! Going for 10000 comments
SandwichBubble 09.03.17	settle for 300
butcherboy 09.03.17	I'll settle for 9999 and not a comment less
Papa Universe 09.03.17	Best I can do is 500
TheSonomaDude 09.03.17	303 baby, love these titles
SandwichBubble 09.03.17	do a new title butch this one's been left out in the sun too long just like Lars Ulrich
butcherboy 09.03.17	hahaha, gimme a moment to sit at a computer and I will..
Papa Universe 09.03.17	You can make direct attacks like: "The truth about macman76"
butcherboy 09.03.17	DUN DUN!!!
DoofusWainwright 09.03.17	You got me at least
mifzal 09.03.17	funny Trainspotting came out same year as fight club
ArsMoriendi 09.03.17	lmao Man I wish I was clickbait
butcherboy 09.03.17	wish no more!!
SandwichBubble 09.03.17	they lovingly gaze into each others eyes... "pass the guac"
theBoneyKing 09.03.17	Best title yet
butcherboy 09.03.17	hmmm.. need to go into lab and devise the perfect Boney clickbait..
ArsMoriendi 09.03.17	YAY I get to share burritos with that guy who made 2 good albums ;)
butcherboy 09.03.17	epafvsdiopahsdiofyas7gsdblkjn
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.03.17	Seeking Harvard physics major with passion for Americana and distaste for adventure.
butcherboy 09.03.17	Seeking willing participant in two-hour commercial for AOL..
butcherboy 09.03.17	podptsdpjpsd
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.03.17	Much effort
ArsMoriendi 09.03.17	These list titles never cease to amuse me
butcherboy 09.03.17	Pots.. effortless is for the incontinent..
hal1ax 09.03.17	effortless is for the sexually unrestrained ?
butcherboy 09.03.17	effortless is for double-jointed hemophiliacs..
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.03.17	Christina Hendricks would get it right between those milk jugs.
hal1ax 09.03.17	lol u are kooky
ArsMoriendi 09.03.17	"Josh Homme Sex Change Turns Into Christina Hendricks" Honestly, funniest one yet
butcherboy 09.04.17	hal, you calling me kooky?
butcherboy 09.04.17	I'm going to live forever!
CompostCompote 09.04.17	Oh no!!
Tunaboy45 09.04.17	these titles tho
InFlamesWeThrash666 09.04.17	damn
butcherboy 09.04.17	I know.. tragic..
butcherboy 09.04.17	new goal is to get to 666 comments, then close the list and let the metalheads congregate and bow to it..
butcherboy 09.04.17	wahhh
Papa Universe 09.04.17	666 comments, here we go
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
butcherboy 09.04.17	slow and steady, we'll get there..
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
butcherboy 09.04.17	in spirit, we are..
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
butcherboy 09.04.17	And yet here we are..
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
butcherboy 09.04.17	here yet still we is..
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
rodrigo90 09.04.17	No, we're not
butcherboy 09.04.17	we is somehere
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Portugal. The Man
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Oh sorry, wrong list.
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	Are we there yet?
Papa Universe 09.04.17	It's kind of funny that with almost 400 comments, I was the only one to actually finish the task you set.
rodrigo90 09.04.17	Mister Portugal
rodrigo90 09.04.17	Hey admin, if you are reading this I want to change my user name to Mr. Pento Portugal.
butcherboy 09.04.17	the admins abandoned this thread a long time ago, rodrigo
rodrigo90 09.04.17	FUCK THEM
butcherboy 09.04.17	the opinions of rodrio Garcia pedro zurita sasso lopez do not reflect those of this humble butcher..
Papa Universe 09.05.17	What happens when Alan Vega and Martin Rev meet?
Papa Universe 09.05.17	They commit Suicide.
butcherboy 09.05.17	if you close the door, the night will last forever..
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	Salvating at the prospect of this one.
butcherboy 09.05.17	non-organic and contain no cale, but violin string shavings..
hal1ax 09.05.17	people who wear those KALE shirts should be publicly flogged
butcherboy 09.05.17	leave them be, hal.. they're already pale and scrawny from eating counter-evolutionary shite.. the wind will kill them eventually..
hal1ax 09.05.17	true
butcherboy 09.05.17	i prefer food.
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	somebody's never had his kale in a smoothie before obviously badmouthing kale is punishable in kaleifornia bastard
butcherboy 09.05.17	does grinding kale into liquid make it taste like ambrosia? because if not, i will stick to food..
butcherboy 09.05.17	also, i'm East Coast.. i'll take that chemical street hot dog that costs 25 cents, a cigarette and some leaded coffee on top..
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	East coast [2] brother! Irma's gonna kill me for sure and mixing kale with fruit and veggies makes it palatable. Not a ringing endorsement for kale. I like it steamed too i guess.
butcherboy 09.05.17	it's supposed to hit here on the 10th.. and i was supposed to fly out to Havana next week.. where are you, Sandwich?
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	Florida, I'm gonna get thrashed in like 2 days. I need those kale chips consarn it
butcherboy 09.05.17	shit! the good thing is it's Florida.. i'm sure there are now people congregating on the coastline with the intention of firing automatic weapons at the hurricane until it goes back where it came from!!
hal1ax 09.05.17	Fuck Irma. If you all play Floridian DM loud enough , there's a chance the storm will feel so emasculated that it tucks tail and dissipates into the atmosphere.
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	Don't worry, we have the defense force primed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8eL_DB-xBo even though slayer's californian
Papa Universe 09.05.17	You all have something to show for; The Floridian Death Metal from the 80s and the 90s, the NY Punk from the 60s and the 70s and the Californian...well, everything else...
butcherboy 09.05.17	somewhere in california, Schwarzenegger is evacuating his family: Maria, get to zee choppa!!!
Drifter 09.05.17	This list has too many comments now
butcherboy 09.05.17	going for 666
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	38 of those comments are mine 39
Drifter 09.05.17	Have I mentioned snoop dogg in this thread yet?
butcherboy 09.05.17	we all must do our part in the struggle, Sandwich.. Yours truly, the hurricane irma of life..
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	ctrl+f 0 results for- er.. 1 result for snoop dogg
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	the hurricane irma of hurricane irma references
butcherboy 09.05.17	list needs Snoop Dogg.. there, Drifter.. the hurricane irma of hurricanes called irma..
Drifter 09.05.17	Wtf what is wrong with me. Well, Snoop Dogg is awesome. Disagree and you're wrong and clearly dont know what quality music is. Here's the song I'm currently listening to. It's straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6fr9cLmo7RI
butcherboy 09.05.17	song is a string of sharp pointy poops indeed.. the hurricane irma of said poops
Drifter 09.05.17	LMFAO
Drifter 09.05.17	Fuck that song is so good. Classic gfunk song. Snoop, Nate, Daz, Kurupt, Warren G, & Charlie Wilson 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
butcherboy 09.05.17	moral of the story: i am not missing out on any fun by not having emoticons on my phone.. the hurricane irma of phones.. also, Kurupt, Warren G, & Charlie Wilson sounds like the worst law firm ever..
Drifter 09.05.17	:thinking:
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	hurricane irma: the thinking man's harbinger of destruction
butcherboy 09.05.17	hurricane irma: the hurricane version of character actress Irma P. Hall
Drifter 09.05.17	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KqrhgAV7528 🔥🔥🔥
butcherboy 09.05.17	murder was the 🔥 that they 🔥 me..
Papa Universe 09.05.17	"murder was the yellow deformed thing that they yellow deformed thing me.." ?
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	👖 on 🔥
Papa Universe 09.05.17	"double-handle razorblade on yellow deformed thing" ?
butcherboy 09.05.17	👖 on 🔥, the official emoji for stripper.. the hurricane 🔥 of irma..
Papa Universe 09.05.17	What are you people talking about?
butcherboy 09.05.17	🔥niq🔥e🔥niverse
Drifter 09.05.17	Who knows but we should talk about the song I'm listening to: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q-LKGzFWE84
Papa Universe 09.05.17	no we shouldn't
Drifter 09.05.17	We should If.not then how about the song title: Blueberry I'm quite fond of blueberry muffins Very quite fond
butcherboy 09.05.17	🔥berry muffins..
Drifter 09.05.17	🔥
Papa Universe 09.05.17	�̳̯̰͕͉�̺̫͠
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	WHERE'S MY 10%
butcherboy 09.05.17	i never promised you a 🔥 garden..
SandwichBubble 09.05.17	can't rebuild orphanages with 🔥, you heartless old man
butcherboy 09.05.17	you definitely can't 🔥 without some 🔥 behind your 🔥, i don't mind telling you.. 🔥 is the new CIA redaction tool..
Drifter 09.05.17	Now I want blueberry muffins Maybe my mommy will make me some if I ask nicely
butcherboy 09.06.17	these pants are still on fire..
Drifter 09.06.17	🔥
butcherboy 09.06.17	A social manifesto
SandwichBubble 09.06.17	Important work
Papa Universe 09.06.17	you fat slob
butcherboy 09.06.17	Anyone interested in losing some excess weight, my diet book "Tapeworms, Bulimia and Amphetamines" is in stores this autumn..
danielcardoso 09.06.17	You have no shame, Butch.
butcherboy 09.06.17	Oh no, I got hacked by Russian hackers/mods/nincompoops
SandwichBubble 09.06.17	"My name is butcherboy" the first truth you've ever said
butcherboy 09.06.17	this site is now a lawless wasteland..
SandwichBubble 09.06.17	has it ever been anything different
Sowing 09.06.17	I'm clearly abusing my power and there needs to be a coup
butcherboy 09.06.17	I feel the iron glove of martial law hanging over me..
Sowing 09.06.17	if you align yourself with me I'll make sure you have a comfortable position on staff, you just need to do your bidding in helping to silence the dissenters
butcherboy 09.06.17	I'd rather be food than a pet, viva la revolucion, rage against the washing machine etc!!!
Sowing 09.06.17	I see where you stand If you get banned it was probably jom not me, js
butcherboy 09.06.17	so this is an unofficial cease and desist?
SandwichBubble 09.06.17	leave it to butch to get banned for his least-antagonizing list name yet
butcherboy 09.06.17	Fine! I hope you're happy for killing the eternal list.. for tossing us all back into that terrifying mortality
Papa Universe 09.06.17	442
Papa Universe 09.06.17	443
Papa Universe 09.06.17	aaand 444 I pronounce this thread officially dead
Sowing 09.06.17	"so this is an unofficial cease and desist?" haha no, was just having some fun
butcherboy 09.06.17	wait what?! Sowing, you've just made an enemy for life!! eternal life, that is, because the list lives once again!!!
Papa Universe 09.16.17	Just a friendly reminder that this list is dead. Don't comment here.
Papa Universe 09.16.17	winks
Satellite 09.16.17	okay
SandwichBubble 09.16.17	It's not over until hurricane irma sits on your house and hums "chim chim cheree"
Drifter 09.16.17	SSnnoopp DDoogggg
butcherboy 09.18.17	so dead..
butcherboy 09.21.17	oh no, it's back!
Papa Universe 09.21.17	"I'm starting a list series" How funny to see it now.
butcherboy 09.21.17	the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry..
Papa Universe 09.21.17	Soooo... you plannin on continuing that?
butcherboy 09.21.17	nah.. death dirges..
Papa Universe 09.21.17	Shame...
butcherboy 09.21.17	will you tell them about me, Uni? will you tell them about the undying list that died?
Papa Universe 09.21.17	I will...
butcherboy 10.19.17	hmm..
DoofusWainwright 10.19.17	The tears were just starting to well up...how dare you
Gyromania 10.19.17	Whatever would we do without their mediocre music?
Papa Universe 10.19.17	You really want that 500 comments mark, don't you?
DinosaurJones 10.19.17	How would I survive
Papa Universe 12.02.17	it's been a while
DoofusWainwright 12.02.17	I nearly had a stroke reading that, how dare you, RtJ are everything
BlackwaterPork 12.02.17	Haha me too, I thought it was a news article as well at first glance
Papa Universe 12.02.17	this never gets old
unclereich 12.02.17	Rtj are garbage
butcherboy 12.02.17	The eternal list lives, all eternal-like..
Papa Universe 12.02.17	amen
DoofusWainwright 12.02.17	Is there a limit on the number of replies that can be added to a list?
Papa Universe 12.02.17	well, the longest comment section was like 6000 comments, sooo....
DoofusWainwright 12.02.17	we have a way to go here
Papa Universe 12.02.17	do we?
Papa Universe 12.02.17	sure we do
Papa Universe 12.02.17	let's do this
DoofusWainwright 12.02.17	just one more from me here today
DoofusWainwright 12.02.17	and one more
Papa Universe 12.02.17	and me
DoofusWainwright 12.02.17	oooh another
Papa Universe 12.02.17	and again
DoofusWainwright 12.02.17	ok that really is it now
Papa Universe 12.02.17	usually if butcher and I find some strange topic to make fun of, this place'll be flooded with at least 100 new snappy remarks within a half hour
Papa Universe 12.02.17	yeah okay
unclereich 12.02.17	elp hasnt put anything of value out in 15 years
Drifter 12.02.17	Rtj suck
Papa Universe 12.02.17	exactly, they're like modern day Snoop Dogg. too much fuss about around a coked up talentless hack
Drifter 12.02.17	Understandable
Papa Universe 12.02.17	can we at least drag this up to 500 comments?
butcherboy 12.02.17	You kids get off my thread!!!
Papa Universe 12.02.17	make me
Papa Universe 12.02.17	or let us get to 500 comments and then block the comment section
Papa Universe 12.02.17	huh?
Papa Universe 12.02.17	huhuh?
butcherboy 12.02.17	999 comments is the goal, so we're still a ways.. gonna start changing the headlines again tomorrow..
Papa Universe 12.02.17	start with "R.I.P. someone famous"
Papa Universe 12.02.17	but i feel like you've done that once before already
butcherboy 01.14.18	clickbait list clickbaits on!!
Papa Universe 01.14.18	hello again
butcherboy 01.14.18	hi!!!
Papa Universe 01.14.18	the unending
butcherboy 01.14.18	just for the record, you would get a tender 4.5..
Papa Universe 01.14.18	that means a lot to be coming from a 5
butcherboy 01.14.18	you didn't let me finish.. 4.5 out of a goddamn 1000!~!!!!
SandwichBubble 01.14.18	yoink fuck
Papa Universe 01.14.18	my rating still holds
butcherboy 01.14.18	Sandwich, you are also a 4.5//
Papa Universe 01.14.18	out of...?
SandwichBubble 01.14.18	Your average rating should be your rating as a person. I myself am proud to be a 3.04/5.00 thanks though butch, i'll cherish my 4.5
butcherboy 01.14.18	you are both 4.5's for very different reasons.. but you both mean about as much to me as a relative stranger on the interwebs ever could.. brand new vocalist-style.
Papa Universe 01.14.18	well, that's just moving.. wipes off tears
butcherboy 01.14.18	wanna go on Skype? *whispering - brand new-style..
SandwichBubble 01.14.18	your entire career on sput was a ploy to get old men to watch you wack it on skype. life well lived
butcherboy 01.14.18	life well-lived or life, well... lived?
Papa Universe 01.14.18	i start to feel like you are an actual Brian Blessed...
butcherboy 01.14.18	if I was Brian Blessed, everything I typed online would look like this: "aeuifhuipfasbyogiashfuiojasbnfauilhfiajkbvjksdwellisupposesoyesmydearonwards!"
Papa Universe 01.14.18	that's how most of your reviews read..
butcherboy 01.14.18	well, that was just mean.. I'm leaving now
alienobserver 01.14.18	nigga u are too powerful i dont think there has been one incarnation of this list title that i have not been clickbaited by
brainmelter 01.14.18	[2]
ArsMoriendi 01.14.18	Damn I wanted to be ranked lmao Butcher is a master of deception
butcherboy 01.15.18	Mwahahaha! Come my pretties..
butcherboy 01.15.18	if only.. a butcherboy can dream..
ArsMoriendi 01.16.18	I actually called this one being you since it was in my recent discussions lol
sixdegrees 01.16.18	finally
butcherboy 01.17.18	hello!
CaimanJesus 01.17.18	There's only one Paramore leak that mattered
neekafat 01.17.18	fuck you
neekafat 01.17.18	Also what Caiman said [200000000]
butcherboy 01.17.18	these are not coincidences, fellow sputnikers..
butcherboy 01.18.18	burrito lives matter
butcherboy 01.29.18	yep..
SandwichBubble 01.29.18	it's time to retire, everyone knows about this jape list :(
butcherboy 01.29.18	oh, they're clicking, they just aren't commenting, which frankly is quite rude..
Papa Universe 01.29.18	this is why we need a views bar on lists. should have suggested that in my contrib application form
butcherboy 01.29.18	quiet you!!
butcherboy 02.01.18	transfer here..
Papa Universe 02.01.18	Oh hello
butcherboy 02.01.18	hello, darling
bgillesp 02.01.18	Oh hi
butcherboy 02.01.18	HI!!!!
butcherboy 02.01.18	why do you ask? I'm not a spy.. I don't know why all these microfilms are in my luggage.. I love America!
bgillesp 02.01.18	I do too
Papa Universe 02.01.18	I don't. That's why I live in a cave in Congo.
butcherboy 02.01.18	bgill is a spy! get him!!
Papa Universe 02.01.18	"And you’d better face the butcher straight You don’t want to end up on his plate, son."
bgillesp 02.01.18	I do know an awful lot about America... Maybe I am!?!?
ArsMoriendi 02.02.18	You should name this list something innocuous like "digs" or "Radiohead ranked" and see if people still find it
butcherboy 02.02.18	the bird, not zee onanists..
bgillesp 02.02.18	Good because birds>band
Papa Universe 02.02.18	Gooses > Swans
bach 02.02.18	thought this was a list about swans damn
butcherboy 02.02.18	sheeps>gooses
bgillesp 02.03.18	Meese>Geese
Papa Universe 02.03.18	Cheese>Meese
butcherboy 02.03.18	half Russian indeed..
Papa Universe 02.03.18	half russian? i sense a strong presence of a once influential, half-improv, indie rock band from the 70s
butcherboy 02.03.18	I think I was called Russian mcnulty all the way through uni..
bgillesp 02.19.18	Record store haul today included a used Relatives in Descent. Thought of y'all when it tore me up to pass on Richard Hell and The Saints for price
butcherboy 02.19.18	You passed on Richard hell, gilly.. I love ya, but you're dead to me..
bgillesp 02.19.18	I spent too much already. I am deeply ashamed of myself if it makes you feel any better
butcherboy 02.19.18	DEAD TO ME!! but not really
Drifter 02.19.18	I was like why tf is a swans ranked list in my discussions lol
Artuma 02.19.18	500+ comments and i have never seen this list before. crazy
butcherboy 02.23.18	they shot him and he died, see..
Papa Universe 02.23.18	you're getting weaker with these, bub
butcherboy 02.23.18	hungover and tired today.. expect no gold..
bgillesp 02.23.18	How's traveling been going? I asked you somewhere else but forgot where so idk if you said
butcherboy 02.23.18	it's in the Zounds thread.. visiting my folks right now.. then I think I'm headed to Bulgaria for a job (for a few months anyway..)
bgillesp 02.23.18	Sounds interesting. Whatcha looking to do for work? Also, to comment on your explanation of the new title: who is "they"?? O.o
butcherboy 02.23.18	I've got an old friend who runs a custom furniture maker's there.. figure, time to learn something new.. also time to go someplace where cigarettes are cheap.. "they" means THE MAN! or possibly several neutral men..
Papa Universe 02.23.18	He's going to Bulgaria, mate. Having a smoke nonstop is literally the healthier option, cause its smoke blocks all the pollution and shitty smell there.
butcherboy 02.23.18	hasn't been proven.. all evidence is circumstantial, everyone who died who smoked also drank water and breathed oxygen so it could have been either of the three..
Papa Universe 02.23.18	You know how when you say something sarcastic in life it doesn't translate well into the virtual world, because everyone sees only the words and not your tone? Well, butcher managed to do the exact opposite. If you say what he says in life, you'll look like a lunatic.
butcherboy 02.23.18	I do love finding some words and having my way with them.. I also talk like this in real life.. it makes me a beacon for strange wonky people.. it's nice..

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