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Ranking Slashers

In the spirit of Halloween. Here a list of my favorite slasher movie killers and how I would go against them. Who do you think you could take on and survive?
1Hellraiser

Whilst Pinhead is a scary mofo, simply do not open the box and he is powerless. I gotta take the win here.
2Childs Play

Chucky is small and bite sized but he is relentless. I think I could take him though purely because Chucky works on surprise but I got you made dude. I'm alive
3Scream

As ghostface changes I'll go with the original two, Billy and Stu. Stu is a dumbass so I could probably outsmart him but Billy is a crazy bastard and would probably get me whilst I'm taking on Stu dog. I'm dead.
4Halloween

Even if I wanted to Michael has got me. I drink and smoke to much to not be killed by him. I'm dead, probably first or second.
5Friday The 13th

I could out run the slow moving Jason but I have no doubt he would still appear right in front of me somehow. I'm dead after a long drawn out chase.
6A Nightmare On Elm Street

I love sleep too much so Freddy has got me. I would be the first to go because I fall asleep on the couch at 5pm every night without even trying. I'm dead.
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