undertakerpt
11.09.12 | Good idea = diving into a pool
Bad idea = diving into a volcano |
taxidermist
11.09.12 | A pool full of liquor m/ |
peaks40
11.09.12 | just had a case of blue balls man |
ViperAces
11.09.12 | YES |
treeqt.
11.09.12 | TEH
GREATEST
SIN
KNOWN
TO
MANKIND |
MTTS
11.09.12 | I almost got laid once, then I got rickroll'd. On the upside I dig that song... |
Wolfhorde
11.09.12 | Oh yes, Sputnik is totally the place to discuss such incredibly appropriate topics.
"greatest sin known to mankind?"
Really? 'Sin' starts with beating people into being cripples and ends with genocide, not with things not even worth mentioning like sex. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | if i dont get laid soon i might start a genocide |
Wolfhorde
11.09.12 | Please try and get on death row while you're at it. |
undertakerpt
11.09.12 | Good idea = mankind
Bad idea = dude love |
peaks40
11.09.12 | LOL |
someguest
11.09.12 | Sex changes your life so drastically. It's INSANE! |
peaks40
11.09.12 | food tastes the same?? |
someguest
11.09.12 | Nope, your taste buds change instantly. As soon as you have sex you'll enjoy the fine flavors of flaxseed, original oatmeal, and bran. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | i love original oatmeal now though, am i weird someguest? |
someguest
11.09.12 | You probably got molested and don't know it yet. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | fuck.... |
undertakerpt
11.09.12 | Good idea = buttplug
Bad idea = willyplug |
peaks40
11.09.12 | i knew there was something sketch about my room |
Apollo
11.09.12 | Beastiality is where it's at |
someguest
11.09.12 | You haven't lived until your dick has made its way around the acreage. |
Hyperion1001
11.09.12 | someguest was born for lists like this |
someguest
11.09.12 | You know how some people go their entire lives never figuring out what they're supposed to do? Yeah, I don't have that problem. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | Thank somebody |
KILL
11.09.12 | porkin dudes counts dw someguest! |
peaks40
11.09.12 | never had a gf, had a unofficial one that went nowhere in a hurry |
someguest
11.09.12 | "porkin dudes counts dw someguest!"
I don't know dude the Christians keep telling me that's false! |
peaks40
11.09.12 | I'm christian unfortunately and it's fine |
KILL
11.09.12 | what goes in, must cum out ;) |
Spec
11.09.12 | Oops wrong account. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | that's what he said |
ViperAces
11.09.12 | KILL are you one of the virgins here? |
KILL
11.09.12 | as i said, dudes count |
someguest
11.09.12 | No more rhetorical questions, ViperAces. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | KILL is bi cause he's inspired by bjork |
KILL
11.09.12 | I think everyone's bisexual to some degree or another; it's just a question of whether or not you choose to recognize it and embrace it. Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.
agreed |
someguest
11.09.12 | Damn KILL so much wisdom. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | KILL please don't do like ricardo lopez |
apert
11.09.12 | and that comment comes from the guy whos most used word is fag |
Trebor.
11.09.12 | yes |
Ignimbrite
11.09.12 | I'm a virgin and it's a choice, so yeah. No shame. Suck it. |
KILL
11.09.12 | celibacy is an excuse for people who cant get laid ;) |
HitlerIsPissed
11.09.12 | why, are you a biblebanger? |
MO
11.09.12 | poor virgins |
peaks40
11.09.12 | I use celibacy a lot then |
Satellite
11.09.12 | i'm waiting for the right one! |
someguest
11.09.12 | "I'm a virgin and it's a choice, so yeah. No shame. Suck it."
+1 |
KILL
11.09.12 | hahah |
peaks40
11.09.12 | someguest you were giving me sex lessons yet claiming virgin, Am I bemused? |
KILL
11.09.12 | virgin mary had de baby boy :D |
peaks40
11.09.12 | barely kissed a girl once |
KILL
11.09.12 | his name was de jesus :D |
someguest
11.09.12 | "someguest you were giving me sex lessons yet claiming virgin, Am I bemused?"
You're an idiot. |
Masochist
11.09.12 | Well...I was going to be serious, but fuck that. All I'll say is that I'm 25, and that I am, in fact a virgin. And anyone who's heard my voice will tell you that it's by choice ;-) |
peaks40
11.09.12 | I never denied it someguest |
Trebor.
11.09.12 | Damn that's brutal, I'm about to turn 20 and I'm embarrassed enough at that age |
peaks40
11.09.12 | i am 20 bro... |
someguest
11.09.12 | There's people out there who aren't constantly obsessed and controlled by sex?
I don't know man, that sounds crazy. |
Trebor.
11.09.12 | Well when you wank 2 times a day I think you are
Nothing wrong with wanting to get laid my word |
Satellite
11.09.12 | "And anyone who's heard my voice will tell you that it's by choice"
i can attest to this! |
peaks40
11.09.12 | my friend once told me all girls see is cocks |
Jash
11.09.12 | Funniest experiences:
Fucked in a classroom during class (there was a wheelchair access hall into the class room that have us some cover)
Fucked in the darkroom at my highschool while developing prints
Fucked my current girlfriend in the hotel bathroom her and a co-worker were stayin in during work training while her co-worker was asleep
Took some M and rallied for close to 5 hours once on every surface of the super expensive hotel I was staying in, that includes the 16th floor balcony |
someguest
11.09.12 | Do you take your mother everywhere with you? |
StrangerofSorts
11.09.12 | Idk, I fucked a girl on a tennis court. That count? |
Masochist
11.09.12 | Don't be embarrassed, man...I'm not. I have my reasons for not doing it, and those are more influential to me than any amount of negativity I get from others (actually, I almost always get positive feedback when people find out). If you don't want to, what can anyone else do about it? |
peaks40
11.09.12 | erotic |
Masochist
11.09.12 | "Idk, I fucked a girl on a tennis court. That count?"
LOL, reminds me of the advice Jim's Dad gave him in American Pie :-P |
klap
11.09.12 | i've never fucked but i have made love |
someguest
11.09.12 | klap is 007? |
peaks40
11.09.12 | LMAO |
Trebor.
11.09.12 | I do want to though
|
KILL
11.09.12 | kimm is open for business guys just give her a bell, not that kind of bell ;) |
KILL
11.09.12 | wait it didnt work cos all you american bitches dont say bell to mean givin sum1 a call dammit wheres martin where you need him |
peaks40
11.09.12 | we do in Canada |
someguest
11.09.12 | a ring |
KILL
11.09.12 | a cock ring ;) ;) |
FromDaHood
11.09.12 | Still haven't, turned sex down once though |
someguest
11.09.12 | Why? It's better to keep it in the family. |
peaks40
11.09.12 | someguest your lucky charms story would be welcome now |
Pennywise_M
11.09.12 | "You probably got molested and don't know it yet."
LOL
Hey sup i thought kill was a virgin |
phishing
11.09.12 | too many of them o.O |
KILL
11.09.12 | as i said fuckin a dude counts i wouldnt lie! just check how red ur anus is =] |
GaryJohnson2012
11.09.12 | its not an accomplishment to figure out how to stick your dick in a girls vag and/or ahole. but this is the top achievement of most people's lifes in the USA bc yall are robot-clowns |
Pennywise_M
11.09.12 | Hum... Does that mean you're a virgin? |
Pennywise_M
11.09.12 | @kill ok so you're bi? I mean, you're really, actually bissexual? |
wacknizzle
11.09.12 | robot-clowns holy fucking shit this is why i need to buy a gun! They must dieeeeeeeee! |
Bloodhail
11.09.12 | I expect to lose it when my relationship becomes official yeah |
wacknizzle
11.09.12 | woo! |
KILL
11.09.12 | yes i am fuck all diff kind of asses, ice cream flavours and all that jazz! |
wacknizzle
11.09.12 | i lick asscream! |
Ignimbrite
11.09.12 | Masochist is the man. |
ViperAces
11.09.12 | Dudes count? Oh well still 0 |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | sex is overrated. it's cool and a lot of fun but it's also a huge hassle at times when you don't have a girlfriend. also, performance anxiety is nerve racking at times. |
menawati
11.09.12 | u have performance anxiety when wanking ? |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | i have really pretty hands |
RunOfTheMill
11.09.12 | holy fuck this thread is amazing. |
Pennywise_M
11.09.12 | Hey wack that was ew as fuck.
HAHAHA, wankxiety |
menawati
11.09.12 | "i have really pretty hands"
haha |
menawati
11.09.12 | maybe try hand puppets for an extra thrill |
wacknizzle
11.09.12 | hey one mans gross is another mans butt pleasure i donno |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | i tried the stranger for an extra thrill once. i was unable to maintain a grip tho. |
menawati
11.09.12 | is that another name for the sleeping beauty ? |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | no clue what that is. its where you sit on your hand til it goes numb and then masterbate so it feels like someone else is doing it. |
menawati
11.09.12 | ye sleeping beauty similar, go to sleep lying on your arm and wake up with it dead |
Pennywise_M
11.09.12 | I tried once. Couldn't even numb my fucking hands. Ridiculous |
ilovebabies
11.09.12 | sputnik on virgins |
menawati
11.09.12 | "i was unable to maintain a grip tho."
u need to have some duct tape handy |
Recspecs
11.09.12 | Sex is awesome all you lame ass fuckers need to get laid.
Cool stories Josh Frazer lets party soon. |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | yea. it would have been nice if i could have just gotten some help when i tried but i guess that'd defeat the purpose. |
Pennywise_M
11.09.12 | dennis dude you're hilarious haha |
Recspecs
11.09.12 | Who wants to hear some stories? |
Masochist
11.09.12 | "Sex is awesome all you lame ass fuckers need to get laid."
Three dudes, one chick? I'll pass. |
menawati
11.09.12 | o he was the male heavy gang bang guy |
Recspecs
11.09.12 | That was a one time thing bro next time the ratio will be evened out. |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | are you into same-room swinger sex? you'd want the ratio to tip in favor of vaginas wouldn't you? |
Recspecs
11.09.12 | Joe my nigga you missed my last list. |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | werd. did you eiffel tower a hoe? |
Recspecs
11.09.12 | No me and two other dudes ran a train on a black chick. |
jdennis31
11.09.12 | sweet dude. hope you went first. sloppy seconds is bad enough, let alone a third serving. |
Recspecs
11.09.12 | Hell yeah I went first and I came all over her tits shit was cash. |
ViperAces
11.09.12 | Holy shit thanks guys now I have another ways to masturbate |
HitlerIsPissed
11.09.12 | i only fuck white girls. NO RACE MIXING ALLOWED. |
apert
11.09.12 | i love how recspecs is proud of his gangbang |
MO
11.09.12 | Aha I didn't even read that list, 3 dudes? Ahaha |
Jash
11.09.12 | Yes let's do that Recspecs |
klap
11.10.12 | pretty sure i saw you in a video once luke |
KjSwantko
11.10.12 | lol he's o g mudbone didn't you know |
pjquinones747
11.10.12 | Not too many crazy stories. Once fucked my ex at a public park in a kid's play gym thing back in the day. |
pjquinones747
11.10.12 | Amazing thread btw. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Y'all are just jealous that the opportunity has never come to you #haters |
KILL
11.10.12 | What finesse Kate Bush has. Her vocal dexterity is truly comparable to none; her pure singing, akin to her graceful dance, gliding so effortlessly like a skater on ice. This demonstration of her beautiful dancing, all thanks to Lindsay Kemp of course,really completes the ultimate message so many of her songs convey; she is so full of ardor, and she must show it, whatever the circumstance, whoever this 'stranger' she mentions really is. Oh! The hurt done from this person who deprived her of love. |
Jash
11.10.12 | I mean if you want to hold off on having sex for whatever reason, kudos to you it'll make it even better whenever your time comes, but whenever someone says "oh sex is alright/overrated" I laugh cause that's so not true. You just haven't found the right person and your self confidence, cause for me there's not much that tops a good ol romping with my lady |
KjSwantko
11.10.12 | anyone who says sex is overrated is just pissed they're not getting any lol. That's like saying food is overrated |
KILL
11.10.12 | jash ur gay dude dont even try to deny it |
Treeman
11.10.12 | lol |
ShadowRemains
11.10.12 | "A pool full of liquor m/"
winner winner |
Jash
11.10.12 | Whatever you say there big guy, I'm not the one talking about my bisexual tendencies |
KILL
11.10.12 | just cos i fucked ur gay ass doesnt make me queer faggot |
Treeman
11.10.12 | jash is gay |
KILL
11.10.12 | agreed |
Jash
11.10.12 | Oh that's so funny and original KILL I've only seen you say that in 628173739383 different threads on this site |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | If we had a Sputnik brodown barhopping night on the town there is no telling how much pipe we would lay. |
KILL
11.10.12 | wow who is this queer i dont even need to click on his profile to know he has indie on his chart what a fag~ |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.10.12 | |
KILL
11.10.12 | What finesse Kate Bush has. Her vocal dexterity is truly comparable to none; her pure singing, akin to her graceful dance, gliding so effortlessly like a skater on ice. This demonstration of her beautiful dancing, all thanks to Lindsay Kemp of course,really completes the ultimate message so many of her songs convey; she is so full of ardor, and she must show it, whatever the circumstance, whoever this 'stranger' she mentions really is. Oh! The hurt done from this person who deprived her of love. |
Treeman
11.10.12 | "My best plan for getting laid right now is to go to a party and find a horny and willing lady, but I don't know if I'd enjoy it with a stranger and while I still like this girl I got turned down by, would you dudes recommend it?"
|
Jash
11.10.12 | Seriously Recspecs, we need to show these pussies how its done |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | "but I don't know if I'd enjoy it with a stranger and while I still like this girl I got turned down by, would you dudes recommend it?"
Pussy is pussy man, the worst thing that could happen is she could get pregnant or your dick would break off idk go for it. |
KILL
11.10.12 | jash i'll find where you live and nut in your eye but it wouldnt even work cos ur faggot clear lens thick framez dude you dont even wana fuck wit me even though metal is dead the passion still lives on in my warheart |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | "Seriously Recspecs, we need to show these pussies how its done"
Are Canadian women easier as opposed to typical American sluts? |
Jash
11.10.12 | I'm not sure, never experienced American sluts, some easy girls here though. Just get em drunk then smoke them up a blunt and you're golden |
tommygun
11.10.12 | m/ |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | "Just get em drunk then smoke them up a blunt and you're golden"
Sounds like most American girls tbh haha. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | canadian girls arent as slutty as american ones. fact. |
MO
11.10.12 | try banging 7 times in a row, best ever |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | The best sex I ever had lasted forever, or at least it felt like it. We made love and it fucking rocked and then smoked a blunt and passed out good times. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | @metallicopeth you must have ran your testies dry |
MO
11.10.12 | yea but it was definitely worth it |
peaks40
11.10.12 | recovery time? |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | It's all about technique man, Metallic probably knows what's up.
No homo |
peaks40
11.10.12 | switching up tha strokes |
MO
11.10.12 | I'd say 15 min between each go, give or take |
peaks40
11.10.12 | i almost feel like the lamest dude on sputnik lol, whatevs listening to Death makes it better |
peaks40
11.10.12 | ive seen uglier people get laid thats the only thing that bothers me, but i blame myself cause im particular |
menawati
11.10.12 | be particular about a long term girlfriend but not about a quick rut |
menawati
11.10.12 | well, dunno about romantic but certainly memorable |
menawati
11.10.12 | the correct response would have been 'how did you get into the monkey house ?' but alas I didnt think of it |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | You all have embarrassingly tame sex lives. |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | To be honest, I'm married now, so my sex life sucks about as bad as any of these sad stories I've seen tonight. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | This past Sunday I saw Paranormal Activity 4 with this chick in an empty theater and she gave me a handy but that was all :( |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | She didn't want to she was getting into the movie but it was so fucking lame. |
SCREAMorphine
11.10.12 | I'm surprised at how tame these comments are aha.
I'm only 20 but I lost mine at 16 as well. For the past year and a bit I've been in a relationship so
I haven't been scarce of sex. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | I fucked the water girl in the back of the bus on the way back from a basketball game my senior year. |
menawati
11.10.12 | whats a water girl ? |
peaks40
11.10.12 | is it like a look? and lets go or am i missing something? |
menawati
11.10.12 | i bet she was dripping wet for you (boom boom) |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | No like she would sit at the end of the bench and give us towels and water during the game. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | it was written |
menawati
11.10.12 | a look hehe, what u mean a girl who looks all watery ? |
peaks40
11.10.12 | dammit menawati now i got an image in my head |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "I've been single for a while now but it's a nice change from being in and out of two long term relationships back to back"
Enjoy it. I don't know how old you are, but life is long, and too long to be tied down before you are really ready for it. |
SCREAMorphine
11.10.12 | Long term relationships take their toll pretty fast |
someguest
11.10.12 | "I've been single for a while now but it's a nice change from being in and out of two long term relationships back to back."
Is there really that many female nazis running around? |
TRMshadow
11.10.12 | ^^ and I still act like I'm ten |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "I'm 25. went from a year and a half relationship that ended into another one."
I know how it is. Although my relationshit bouncing ended a few years ago. I'm almost 27 with two kids, so I really have forgotten what it's like to be single. As I said before, enjoy it. |
someguest
11.10.12 | "I'm 25. went from a year and a half relationship that ended into another one."
nothing like being a year and a half older and being right back at square one
fuck it, I say |
TRMshadow
11.10.12 | your first post ended with just "I'm 25"
it's a BtMI! reference |
peaks40
11.10.12 | 27, 2 kids. whoa, im really frightened on where ill be in 7. Really didn't think this site was so diverse |
someguest
11.10.12 | I don't want kids for another decade. And one (bold, underline, size 20) is enough. |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "27, 2 kids. whoa, im really frightened on where ill be in 7"
Depends on what's important to you. I'd change the timeline a bit if I could. Now I only get personal time to drink beer and make asinine comments on a music website... |
someguest
11.10.12 | It's hard finding a girlfriend that hasn't been fucked by the entire town these days. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | LOL i never planned on marriage, honestly if i had an image it would be 30 and over. That depends on the person you meet i guess |
peaks40
11.10.12 | LOL agreed someguest, agreed |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "I'm definitely not trying to get married or have kids anytime soon. it's hard enough finding a girl that's worth a damn to invest your time in now these days."
This is too true. Although, during the quest to find her, it's easy to project your wishes of what she might me onto her insted of what she actually is. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | i don't think you really find it. I really believes it falls on your lap to some degree |
someguest
11.10.12 | I think the universe is laughing at all of us for being so selfish. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | highpowerrr |
peaks40
11.10.12 | im not selfish at all. so when i act selfless people think im insane or something |
peaks40
11.10.12 | it's like everything else risk/reward |
someguest
11.10.12 | Nothing else lasts forever, why would love? Everything has a time limit. Just build your memory bank as much as you can. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Fuck bitches, get money. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | everything is a gradual decay, agreed someguest |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | Andcas - I know what you mean. It's most useful if you take it through the lens of raising kids. Just considering you and another person is hard because you never know what the outcome will be. However, when you have kids with somebody, you will try to stick around as much as possible to be a part of those kid's lives. Even if that means having to work through shit times in a relationship (shit times aren't always permanent). |
someguest
11.10.12 | I think it's possible to love someone for let's say, 70 years. I don't think it's possible for most people though. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | it's the ''me'' generation where everyone is taught to care about themselves and to fear their oppressor |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "I think it's possible to love someone for let's say, 70 years. I don't think it's possible for most people though"
It's a zeitgeist of relationships. I work with quite a few old dudes that have been married for 40+ years. |
someguest
11.10.12 | "not in this generation where most people are far too selfish and promiscuous."
well if I remember correctly like 20% of people 20-24 are still virgins |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "it's the ''me'' generation where everyone is taught to care about themselves and to fear their oppressor"
Haha, which is exactly what a wife is... |
peaks40
11.10.12 | yeah but half the kids here i would say out of speculation aren't the most ''smooth'' people i assume (don't mean to offend anyone) i include myself as well. Like who here was super popular in high school and was with the ''in crowd'' |
someguest
11.10.12 | Do you really think most women want someone who's 'smooth'? |
peaks40
11.10.12 | women i know someguest, where i grew up? love douchebags. its so lame i wish you can see it |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "yeah but half the kids here i would say out of speculation aren't the most ''smooth'' people i assume (don't mean to offend anyone) i include myself as well"
I don't really know what you're after with the "smooth" comment. I could assume, but you know how that is... |
peaks40
11.10.12 | sweet talkers, drew i edited my comment |
someguest
11.10.12 | "women i know someguest, where i grew up? love douchebags. its so lame i wish you can see it"
We're talking about women here, not white trash sluts whose lives peaked in high school. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | yes... even women. even women... well a lot of girls i know still are in that ''high schoool'' thing, like my friends girlfriends i even refer too |
someguest
11.10.12 | Well when I throw out single mothers, sluts, and church girls I'm left with about 5% of the female population to date. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | LMAO |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "yes... even women. even women... well a lot of girls i know still are in that ''high schoool'' thing"
I know a lot of women that are the same way. And they aren't worth much more than their pussies. Smooth is a matter of taste, and most real women aren't after that. Just somebody who's as honest about their blemishes as she is about hers. |
someguest
11.10.12 | "I know a lot of women that are the same way. And they aren't worth much more than their pussies. Smooth is a matter of taste, and most real women aren't after that. Just somebody who's as honest about their blemishes as she is about hers."
123. Communication and confidence. And confidence =/= being a dick. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | im honest, too honest. maybe i just haven't got a stroke of luck i dunno. i didnt have one gf in high school. my first gf was at 18 |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "the thing that kind of throws me off is I know so many girls and guys who were the biggest party animals going through relationships and casual fucks faster than I can blink. then they end up finally settling down, not by their own freewill, but because their days of dodging the bullet were over and they finally created a baby with someone then all of a sudden they're instantly reformed and ready to get married. what annoys me is I've seen people who fit this profile start to act as if they're totally more mature now than those who haven't made the same mistake and by somehow having a kid and getting married they're better than those who are still having fun because they were smarter about their lifestyle."
I'd say that this is a pretty solild way to reason it out. The best time to settle down is when you're ready for it, and not because it's forced upon you. Most of those relationships end because one of the two (or both) are fucking around because they abhor the person that took their "freedom". |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | "123. Communication and confidence. And confidence =/= being a dick."
Yeah. It's harder to admit flaws and be confident despite them when you're a dick. Then you only want people to be beneath you to feel better about yourself.
"im honest, too honest. maybe i just haven't got a stroke of luck i dunno. i didnt have one gf in high school. my first gf was at 18"
Just means that you're smart. Better to grow up a bit before you start to give yourself to another. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Thread just got hella gay wow. |
Hyperion1001
11.10.12 | satan took my virginity |
someguest
11.10.12 | Fucking right. Women want someone to admit flaws and accept them. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | recspecs were not all super ballers like you man |
someguest
11.10.12 | Ignore Recspecs, he just gets the white girls all the white guys don't want. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | hey wheres the buckley comment? |
drewcordova
11.10.12 | It disappeared. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | referring to jeff or tim buckley? |
peaks40
11.10.12 | awesome vid |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Fuk you guys I'll stay a virgin as long as I want!!! I fuck my own dick fucking fuck yeah!!! Fuck u scumy dum bitches can't handle ma dicK! |
someguest
11.10.12 | wacknizzle go get in your cummins diesel truck with a 10 inch lift kit and bolt out of this discussion in a plume of retarded smoke |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | der |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | oh and your wrong it's a "retarded plume of smoke" |
someguest
11.10.12 | retard |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | I fucked a girl once but I was into another girl and I was way too drunk. Dumb bitch should have fucked me when I was on ecstasy that shit woulda been awesome. |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | But apparently she said I wouldn't be able to bust a nut on e. Fuck that shit, just trying to get with the right girl who knows how to hang and b cool nowadays. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | "Ignore Recspecs, he just gets the white girls all the white guys don't want."
Bullshit
|
ShadowRemains
11.10.12 | not a virgin
but i don't make fun of people for being one unless they ask for it |
SIMBOLIC
11.10.12 | sex is where you stick your wiener in a chick and pee, right? but if you dont want to get her pregnant, you pull out and pee on her leg |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | but i don't make fun of people for being one unless they ask for it [2]
Pretty much |
ShadowRemains
11.10.12 | the fuck |
Insurrection
11.10.12 | ...... |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | I got a girl pregnant once and forced her to get an abortion from my nigga Juvon. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Idk man I've done some shit I'm ashamed of. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | I fingered a girl during a chapel service and prayed for forgiveness at the end of the service. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Flutter my nigga what's good |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | sup flutterbro |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | Fapped 3 times today |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | lol Snoxall pretending he gets laid |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Not like it's a task at getting laid but ok sure. @Fluttertrank: Kicking it like a wild donkey |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | I know how to give bitches a rough time so ya |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | @Flutter: Roll wit it brah rail dem fine bitches when that time comes ;) |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | hahahahaha sweet Andas. Be a boss |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | Well this thread took off |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | with flying kellerz |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | How do you know you aren't into sex if you're a virgin
That's like those people who say they don't like sushi but have never had it cuz it looks squishy and gross |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | Well flutter if you're both happy then thats aight |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | "i dont especially like sushi but ill eat it if offered"
That's what she said the night she became a lesbian |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | @OmairSh: Agreed. But if they want a smackdown DELIVER! If not then just be passionate and sweet bitches lu dat shit. |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | Well if you think vaginas are gross maybe you'd like some dude meat, just sayin |
cones
11.10.12 | wrong |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | "i mean like i'm not just going to fuck any slut"
I'm sorry but personally yeah I agree and I don't regret it. I think meeting girls that you can relate to is personally the most rewarding but yeah life is philosophy, do as you plz. |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | You aren't ruining it, when they flip over the "open" sign at a restaurant it isn't ruined, it's now functional and open for business
|
Rev
11.10.12 | i cant be bothered reading this whole thread, what is going on here? |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | Well Reverend there's talk of sex before marriage, so you might want to tread to another thread |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | "like actually fucked? or like a stupid bitch that fucks you over? cause i have. oh yeah."
Did you kiss in the wrong spots? |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Once again life and what and how you want to fuck is you own philosophy, stop trying to force yours upon others because of your own situation. Also pussies don't get ruined after most number of fucks, it's just how you treat it. If I honestly really like a girl then I'm gonna treat them with the respect they deserve but yeah since the beginning of mankind this philosophy has always worked "BEAT THE PUSSY UP" yeah best song ever. |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | Thread is surprisingly boring.
Last Saturday I had to work at 5, and my girlfriend always comes over to spend the night on Fridays once I get off work. Was tired and so was she, so we just went to bed. Morning rolls around and we're both pretty horny, she's always been a morning type. Decide to be a bit more dominant than normal, which is a lot harder to do with her since she really comes off as quite submissive. Recently had her hair cut short, but it's long enough to grab so down she goes for some forced head. Decide to be nice, she while I'm holding her hair/guiding with one hand my other's giving her some pleasure as well. After 10 minutes or so I hear a car pull up, and remember that earlier she had said her best friend was coming over to share some of her cake from her birthday. By now she's heard the car too, but I don't let her go right away. After a few more seconds she gets up and goes to greet them, without underwear and wet. I'm normally still asleep around this time so I just stay in my room, waiting for them to leave.
Was hilarious because girlfriend isn't used to having to take breaks after getting warmed up, and having people she can't just get rid of easily just made her current state that much more encompassing. She came back afterwards and we fucked for 40 minutes, she also hates sushi.
Sushi thread un-initiated. |
Rev
11.10.12 | "Well Reverend there's talk of sex before marriage, so you might want to tread to another thread"
oh I really have no business in here then
=/ |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | "gotta adapt by rolling with the punches and not be so disney about girls."
Truth. |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | Wrong how? |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | flutter how old are you? |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | To each their own, we've been together a bit over a year so I expect more fetishes to come to light soon. She want's to be more dominant but has a hard time doing so, and I don't enjoy playing nice all the time. |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | He has a girlfriend of course he can fuck with her when he pleases b/c he knows how and it works out for the better lol |
Rev
11.10.12 | old enough
...to party |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | lol Flutter he meant eat her out when mentioning tongue before |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | Oh Reverend yooou |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Acanthus great story dude I haven't talked to you much but you are a cool dude. |
Rev
11.10.12 | man i need to get laid before i turn 21 ugh |
Rev
11.10.12 | almost 21 lol
|
Acanthus
11.10.12 | Random compliment Recspecs, strange but I'll take it!
Sad to hear your four-way turned out wrong, girlfriend is bi so she's down for a threesome; holding out for someone we can both enjoy and then I'm going to try to have all of us date if possible. Probably won't work out, but I see no harm in trying. |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | @TheRev - Was 19 my first time, no regrets on waiting personally. |
Rev
11.10.12 | "@TheRev - Was 19 my first time, no regrets on waiting personally."
it's not so much waiting as much as I've never had the opportunity presented to me lol |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | Indeed, but I'm down to try. Hard part is picking the girl, gf wants her to be older and around the same height (5") but I want close to the same age and bit taller.
*shrugs*
Probably will never find someone to fit our various requirements, but at least we've talked about it. |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | @TheRev - I gotcha, been to college yet? Plenty opportunities there. Denied three threesomes and a few open relationships, crazy how you'll meet so many strangely forthright people. |
Rev
11.10.12 | "@TheRev - I gotcha, been to college yet? Plenty opportunities there. Denied three threesomes and a few open relationships, crazy how you'll meet so many strangely forthright people."
yeah I'm currently in my third year =/ |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | Gotta live in the dorms |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | @Fluttertrank: I'd honestly want a girl to take some dick before I got to her. It's all about how you feel about her, she can't stay a virgin forever, where's the fun in that. To really pleasure a girl you gotta beat that shit up and love it, make them feel like they're the best, do what she likes as long as it gets you off. Girls can be sweet as fuck but they are no more innocent than a guy can b, that's trve. That's my philosophy. |
Rev
11.10.12 | "Gotta live in the dorms"
i did lol
"don't your friends have any girls you think are hot and wanna hook up with? it's not that hard to just ease your way into flirting with them and go from there."
honestly not really. it's been almost two years since I had anything remotely close to a hookup |
Rev
11.10.12 | seriously mike you're a sexy motherfucker |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | First time she was on top for most of it, wasn't terribly special because the condom was so goddamn
thick (cheap free ones amirite?). What sucked is she had a really important test the next day, and
couldn't spend the night. Left alone in the bed after your first sucks.
Luckily tomorrow came surprisingly soon.
|
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Eh I didn't feel like busting a nut and didn't want another Robert Morris parking ticket(none of which i've paid suck it RMU :P) |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Hey I know the feeling of my girl being my bff so roll wit it. But life without the possibility of fap sux :o |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | @andcas: I love u but stop being so hard on Flutter. It doesn't have to be that way. Listen to BOB DYLAN!!! |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | Word of advice, heed it or don't but here it is:
Putting your entire world into, or projecting your entire life onto/around, someone you are dating, will break you when things go sour. Suddenly not only is your girlfriend gone, but so is your best friend, your secret keeper, your fellow film lover, etc.
Not being able to be happy on your own is something that can cause some serious pain. |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Everyone should be able to standing being alone goddamn. |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | Yeah, but at 18-20ish the girl I courted, then ended up dating, was my world. World ended when she left me for a 30yr old.
I didn't know a lot of things, and this lesson almost was too much. |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Yeah sounds like you were just being immature and SHATTERED YOUR ILLUSIONS OF LOVE. DID YOU BREAK DOWN. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK UP THE PIECES AND MOVE ON. |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | Just throwing that out there is all. |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | It's cool brah. But like you I could never compare my experience to anyone else's. |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Night guys. Wish ya'll the best. |
MeatSalad
11.10.12 | I had sex this one time, it was pretty good |
MeatSalad
11.10.12 | I arrive |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | peace tomas. don't let these awesome fucks ruin you ;) |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | I came |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | sweet :D fuck in peace! |
TomArnoldsArmpit
11.10.12 | wow
|
OmairSh
11.10.12 | Flutter man I understand that you think the penis is a dirty organ, I mean I wouldn't touch it and have dinner without washing my hands, but it's made for going into holes, for lack of a classier argument :P. If you've found a girl that's not into sex either you're pretty lucky, but do you think it'll last? (I mean her desire to stay celibate, not the relationship) |
TomArnoldsArmpit
11.10.12 | fluttering around vagina, but he ain't pussy footin' |
OmairSh
11.10.12 | That's cool then, yeah waiting for marriage is good, and you might be less disgusted by the idea of sex if your wife's ready for it. |
bakkermaarten007
11.10.12 | "man i need to get laid before i turn 21 ugh"
It's not a race, don't rush it just for the sake of getting laid. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | "Sad to hear your four-way turned out wrong"
Lol I wouldn't say that ;) |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | 7 times straight sounds awful. my dick is sore and dry heaving by 3 or 4. |
undertakerpt
11.10.12 | Good idea = living in a house
Bad idea = living in a cloud |
MO
11.10.12 | "7 times straight sounds awful. my dick is sore and dry heaving by 3 or 4."
it was one of those times where it seemed like I had an unlimited supply. we've done 5 or 6 since but that was definitely the benchmark. it's amazing how close it can bring you together, all you kids should take note |
MO
11.10.12 | or a mix of both ;) |
KSK1
11.10.12 | I want to read this thread so bad but 411 comments no thanks |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.10.12 | this girl just asked me,"would you ever sing me to sleep?"
i replied by saying,
"sounds kinda gay"
will this get me laid? |
MO
11.10.12 | oho the ol' username 1 2, the originality of this site never amazes me!!
nah but seriously that was a marathon, not just a bunch of quickies |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | +10 for MO |
someguest
11.10.12 | "man i need to get laid before i turn 21 ugh"
"how old are you rev?"
"almost 21 lol"
LMFAO
You guys are making nature way too complicated. |
chambered49
11.10.12 | i have sex with married women only |
someguest
11.10.12 | so you never have sex, huh? |
Scoot
11.10.12 | if there's one thing i've learned on sputnik in 5+ years here it's that every women thread turns into andcas killing everyone's vibe, luke bragging about his sexual conquests and someguest quoting hurt lyrics |
someguest
11.10.12 | lmfao
CAUSE EVERYTHING FALLS APART
EVERYTHING FELL APART FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | sweet, selina gomez is single. i'm totally gonna bang her |
WeepingBanana
11.10.12 | Lol people itt acting like sex is some precious gift a woman gives to a man |
someguest
11.10.12 | PUT DAT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL |
WeepingBanana
11.10.12 | Lol |
Scoot
11.10.12 | do you have any extra large condoms? |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | ^wrong way to go. just tell them youre asian so they are either not expectant or are pleasantly surprised. |
JAXETA
11.10.12 | berg of sernd |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | "if there's one thing i've learned on sputnik in 5+ years here it's that every women thread turns into andcas killing everyone's vibe, luke bragging about his sexual conquests and someguest quoting hurt lyrics"
Hahaha |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Whoa hey I don't brag that much I don't think. |
someguest
11.10.12 | Next you're going to start bragging that you drive a Cadillac but still manage to get food stamps. I know this game. |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | What the fuck who are you? |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Dammit someguest |
someguest
11.10.12 | lmfao |
someguest
11.10.12 | which is weird because all soccer (FUTBOL!!!!!!) players are either homosexual, or closeted homosexual |
WeepingBanana
11.10.12 | Andcas, we all know I'm the real reason |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | I try not to brag it just comes up in conversations lol and Samantha can do whatever she wants Scottie is probably taking charge now.
"which is weird because all soccer (FUTBOL!!!!!!) players are either homosexual, or closeted homosexual"
Disagree hard |
Rev
11.10.12 | "It's not a race, don't rush it just for the sake of getting laid."
uh yes it is
and it's not so much that I'm treating it like a race as much as I'm using it as a reason to try harder, and because it's been almost two years since I've had any romantic or physical involvement with a woman |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | Getting a car, getting laid, getting a job, and moving out are the things you gotta do to become a mature adult
I mean just look how much more mature the users on here are that aren't virgins |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | yea but there's an age gap too. only thing getting laid did for me was make me less nervous around pretty women. oh that and i came. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | I'm most impressed with andcas. He's got some nice advice for the young ones |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | lolol |
KILL
11.10.12 | helpful advice from your resident pop punker |
peaks40
11.10.12 | poignant |
peaks40
11.10.12 | ew andcas, im unimpressed with the pop punk... but whatevs its cool |
Waior
11.10.12 | Maturity ≠ virginity
if that's actually an argument at least
don't be dumb |
Waior
11.10.12 | "it's been almost two years since I've had any romantic or physical involvement with a woman"
might be crazy, but i stand by the thought that if you're not comfortable enough with your life and with yourself withOUT a girlfriend, you're not ready for any sort of 'romantic/physical involvement' |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | ^probably the most sound piece of advice in this entire thread. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | oh yeah |
MO
11.10.12 | "^probably the most sound piece of advice in this entire thread."
that's what happens when sputnik veterans who are worth a damn poke theirheads out |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | fun vacuums sucking the fun out the thread. fuck you and your pragmatism waior |
Scoot
11.10.12 | "thats why scoot doesn't allow her on here anymore"
no it's because i'm afraid luke will beat me at fifa
|
undertakerpt
11.10.12 | Good idea = hanging a painting.
Bad idea = hanging a skyscraper. |
Scoot
11.10.12 | wat |
DominionMM1
11.10.12 | "might be crazy, but i stand by the thought that if you're not comfortable enough with your life and with yourself withOUT a girlfriend, you're not ready for any sort of 'romantic/physical involvement' "
well, you may not be ready for any kind of real relationship, but you're always ready for "physical involvement". |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | That's how you get ready duh, you aren't going to magically become an adult one day without first having the experiences |
peaks40
11.10.12 | i can picture andcas as a bar guy |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | The mentality that you have to have a serious/long term relationship before banging is dumb and archaic
|
jdennis31
11.10.12 | ^ agreed, but don't think that's what waior is saying. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | ^see i go to bars but never pick up, so i decided to stop |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | whenever i walk into a bar the fattest bitch always starts staring me down like i'm dinner |
peaks40
11.10.12 | same, but lately haven't had much to unwind lol. I hate clubbing so there goes another form of picking up. |
undertakerpt
11.10.12 | Good idea = cheese on toast
Bad idea = cheese on landmine |
peaks40
11.10.12 | you see andcas i know where my troubles lay |
peaks40
11.10.12 | like you i hate both crowds, but my friends only hang out in those places. This is hopeless for me at the moment. I barely go out anymore |
peaks40
11.10.12 | same, im shy to chat with strangers sober |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | "no it's because i'm afraid luke will beat me at fifa"
Damn right my Ultimate Team is the fucking truth. And clubs/bars are only as fun as the people you go with (most of the time). I only go downtown with a solid group of people who are ready to drink and have fun regardless of pussy. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | yea agreed respecs, Fifa rules. Who you take usually? |
climactic
11.10.12 | "Good idea = cheese on toast
Bad idea = cheese on landmine"
are we all just going to ignore these critical pieces of advice????? |
Acanthus
11.10.12 | I can see where clubs and bars might not be appealing, but I get a huge kick out've going to them every-once in awhile. |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | if i take an adderall in the morning i'll have fun cause i'll be more outgoing. nootropics shit has made me less socially awkward as well |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Arsenal is the love of my life, and Napoli is my mistress. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | yeah andcas i like lounges too just group of friends isn't digging. respecs i like arsenal as a kid but since the impact came in to mls this year that's the only team i care for. I like Celtic too. Napoli is aight, i avoid serie A cause im of italian origin and my buddies are all elitists so avoid it |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | Sweet I like Celtic too, Xbox or ps3? |
peaks40
11.10.12 | ps3 |
KILL
11.10.12 | lolconsolez |
peaks40
11.10.12 | riff that happened to me too man |
peaks40
11.10.12 | KILL its surprising that a brit like you don't like ''football'' |
Waior
11.10.12 | "well, you may not be ready for any kind of real relationship, but you're always ready for "physical involvement'."
biologically, yes, but on the most part, i would disagree. i've met far too many people left disillusioned and feeling insignificant by being a part of somebody else's sexual conquest. it's incredibly fun, yes, i absolutely agree, but to disassociate sexuality and emotion/somebody's struggle with identity, is unfair. people are people and all of us are still learning how to live, no point shooting that in the foot!
"The mentality that you have to have a serious/long term relationship before banging is dumb and archaic"
i'm okay with being archaic. i just don't feel like sticking my dick in everybody is a great idea |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | Not everybody, I mean you should go out with a chick for like 3 weeks, that's long enough I'd say |
Tyrael
11.10.12 | I'm okay with the fact that I'll probably die a virgin
>feels |
peaks40
11.10.12 | ^I'm frightened of that thought |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | goddamn waior is by far the smartest person on sputnik. though i disagree a bit about sticking it in everyone. if you're safe and both are aware of the situation, i'd go for it. not a fan of folks who lie to get inside someone. |
KILL
11.10.12 | andcas the more i learn about the manlier you get so youre into sports and you drink hard and it doesnt even effect you man holy shit and i thought all pop punkers were complete faggots!!1 |
peaks40
11.10.12 | yeah pop punkers are usually pretty gay, andcas is pretty cool though |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | which isn't something you see in sputnik threads often. waior is 2/2 in this thread at least :) |
Masochist
11.10.12 | Waior watching. |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | actually, if something once considered common sense is now largely ignored, doesn't that make it uncommon. |
Tyrael
11.10.12 | yea |
Tyrael
11.10.12 | Btw how do you guys deal with rejection
cuz I got rejected yet again yesterday and I feel like crap again |
peaks40
11.10.12 | i sit in my room and read the silence of the lambs. then i cry a bit |
KILL
11.10.12 | pop punk warriors rule the land agreed, has been true since kerplunk, metal heads cower in fear from their purple hair and hard sleevez |
peaks40
11.10.12 | i never get rejected actually, i never really try |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | it still makes me sad a bit but then it usually inspires me to become a better person that they'll regret rejecting. kinda sounds petty when it's typed out |
peaks40
11.10.12 | KILL in your head is pop punk gayer than Indie? |
DominionMM1
11.10.12 | "i never get rejected actually, i never really try"
if you don't try, you'll end up regretting it. trust me. besides, when you start to make an effort, you'll start to realize what women respond to, and it gets easier. |
KILL
11.10.12 | yea definitely cos indie includes good band like dino jr yo la pavement and shiz pop punk is made for kids and retards whos fav movies are american pie and biodome, this is fact |
peaks40
11.10.12 | agreed, pavement rules |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | has anyone ever had a serious conversation with kill? |
peaks40
11.10.12 | never happened never will |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | disagreed. we're gonna become best buds and skype about politics and hoes tonight. |
Tyrael
11.10.12 | Probably not
I mean he's awesome but he has built this wall of 'I AM METAL, DEATH TO ALL' around him to avoid letting people see his true self I guess |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Bio-Dome rlz |
KILL
11.10.12 | i was just discussion which is the best rush album fuk u |
peaks40
11.10.12 | yeah his character is a mythical creature and were feeding him by continuing to speak of him |
peaks40
11.10.12 | hemis obvs |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | whoa neat |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | hemis [2] then mp |
KILL
11.10.12 | andcas why dont you like long hair on guys does it intimidate you? does my poweful flowing locks make you feel sad being bald, dude just grow a fuckin skullet fuck chix |
peaks40
11.10.12 | i have long silky blonde hair |
KILL
11.10.12 | dude andcas you are just mad my taste is better than yours and even more diverse which is crazy sein as i only listen to exodus |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | the white knight vs baby thor |
peaks40
11.10.12 | id fuck ryan gosling yeah |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | I love having long hair, and bitches luv running their hands through it which i quite enjoy. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | which ones who dennis? |
KILL
11.10.12 | dude bitches put my locks in pig tails and shit its crazy even though its not metal i let em do it cos they suck my chode anyway |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | the white knight andcas and baby thor kill |
peaks40
11.10.12 | i've had bitches caress and strokje my hair. My chode is the next step |
peaks40
11.10.12 | thats odd, i rented thor tonight |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Not really, how long your hair is has nothing to do with how much you spend time with it. I get a shower and that shit drys. |
KILL
11.10.12 | dude wtf i hardly brush my hair split ends everywhere but guess what i dont even care cos im jutst that fuckin hard, my mums like hey kill you should use conditioner to make it mroe shiny and :D and i'm like fuck you bitch this is how i roll hard i dont even care what anyone thinks i am a free man and i rock hard lemmy never used fuckin conditioner dumb retard stay out of my business cunt |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | If you like having short hair it's cool. |
DominionMM1
11.10.12 | dandy |
peaks40
11.10.12 | lemmy is immortal |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | Ok I can see why he never talks about you |
Trebor.
11.10.12 | If I buffed up I'd look like Thor
bitches love Thor |
KILL
11.10.12 | yea cos after i heard exhorder i called motorhead tame and he got pissed does that make me in the wrong? and dude you 5d btbam records he wouldnt even spit on ur ass ur nothin to his dick |
wacknizzle
11.10.12 | He's just too metal 4 u, you slow him down. Always going after the fact that btbam is a band i listen to like it's my dick, u lu dat shit. |
someguest
11.10.12 | undertakerpt's contributions are gold. |
peaks40
11.10.12 | very subtle too |
undertakerpt
11.10.12 | Good idea = reading a book in the bath
Bad ideas = reading a book in the shower |
jdennis31
11.10.12 | Good idea = your dad pulling out
Bad idea = your mom putting out |
Recspecs
11.10.12 | I would make love to Ryan Gosling. |
Recspecs
11.11.12 | I would go balls deep on that man. |
peaks40
11.11.12 | hey i said that before |
Recspecs
11.11.12 | Sorry dude maybe you should copyright your shit. |
jdennis31
11.11.12 | virgins on sputnik/don't worry, your time will come/use your hands for now |
Recspecs
11.11.12 | Joe what's up dude |
Waior
11.11.12 | yeeep |
jdennis31
11.11.12 | nada rec. went to go buy some breakfast and checked out all the babes doing the rock and roll marathon. good place to meet chicks, marathons and other fundraising type events |
KSK1
11.11.12 | Love how kill implied that his mom calls him by his username |
Masochist
11.11.12 | good hiaku dennis
but no one appreciates
fine art on Sputnik |
jdennis31
11.11.12 | whats up masochist/appreciate your comment/nice haiku yourself |
Recspecs
11.11.12 | Dude I'm here in NC there are so many fucking hipsters. |
jdennis31
11.11.12 | hipsters everywhere/scantily clad chicks running/thank you charity. they doing that rock and roll in NC too? seriously man, i went to a cancer rally to support my coworkers husband and soooo many fine ladies. they identify you as a caring person just for being there too |
someguest
11.11.12 | I like misleading middle-aged women also. |
jdennis31
11.11.12 | there are actually a lot of college aged chicks. and goddamn, stop letting your cynicism prevent you from reading comprehensively. i went to support my coworker's husband and THEN saw the chicks. not like i went just to pick up chicks...
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someguest
11.11.12 | Fuck you. |
jdennis31
11.11.12 | werd |
Sirob
11.11.12 | holy shit why is this thread still alive |
someguest
11.11.12 | I find myself wondering the same for you. |
Sirob
11.11.12 | hmm |
undertakerpt
11.11.12 | Good idea = putting your children in a daycare
Bad idea = putting your children in a washing machine |
Waior
11.11.12 | someguest you are still somehow awesome
glad you haven't changed |
Recspecs
11.11.12 | Jesus there are some beautiful women in North Carolina. |
undertakerpt
08.05.14 | Good idea - resurrecting this thread
Bad idea - resurrecting someone that did something bad once |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
08.05.14 | pos |
GmemberKills
08.05.14 | poor itchy |
SourAK
08.05.14 | im gay does that count |
Necrotica
08.05.14 | hmm |
Pennywise_M
08.06.14 | Oh hey, almost 2 years no post hm? Holy mother of kek inducing zombie threads |
Recspecs
08.07.14 | Classic thread miss old Sputnik |
Recspecs
08.07.14 | Why aren't you in Mezz again? |
Waior
08.15.14 | holy shit |
MO
08.15.14 | lol |
demigod!
08.15.14 | mezz is a fascist community |
demigod!
08.15.14 | those hipsters have no sense of humor agreed |
