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jrlikestodance 05.31.24	Based list but surprised to see Iguanas so high. I noticed when I was back earlier this month the lizards have mutated like them to insane degrees. I grew up in the Miami/Ft Lauderdale area but live in Denver now.
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	Same, I’m From Broward originally. Always find iguanas charming but fuck bufo roads with a passion.
Sevengill 05.31.24	water moccasins seem cool from a distance but I've never had to deal with them. we only have like, rat snakes and garters up here. wtf are turkeys doing in s-tier though, they're dumb af.
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	They’re goofy af!
botb 05.31.24	The roaming packs of 3-4 foot long iguanas everywhere in Miami fucked me up last time I was there.
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	Bwhahahah, I’m surprised they haven’t taken over the whole state yet. I’ve heard they’re good to eat but never tried any yet.
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	Also My condolences to Anyone who’ve run over alligators or hit boars while driving. That’s gonna leave a mark.
ToSmokMuzyki 05.31.24	seven theyre coming to GOBBLE GOBBLE you up
ToSmokMuzyki 05.31.24	no treads like custom alligator treads
Sevengill 05.31.24	I think I might just have some trauma from our minivan hitting a turkey on the way back from 6th grade soccer practice. the plastic grill was all smashed in and the radiator was full of feathers and guts. we ended up trading in the Windstar.
anode 05.31.24	Pelicans, manatees, and armadillos are definitely s tier . And cmon now raccoons are at least a tier
jrlikestodance 05.31.24	Realizing peacocks and flamingos were left off
artificialbox 05.31.24	I’ll take all of Florida’s stray cats please and thanks
anode 05.31.24	come to my neighborhood and you can scoop them off the ground
botb 05.31.24	One of my life highlights is turning on my back deck light a couple years ago and seeing a raccoon running off carrying a pizza box that was in my recycling in his little hands. Fuckin trash pandas man
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	I forgot peacocks damn.
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	And great stories.
anode 05.31.24	dude theyre so cute running off with stuff in their little hands and always in their little famlies
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	Brutal, Seven. That’s rough. Raccooons are great b it at the same time they are Mischievious bastards. A/B on a good day, D on a bad day.
BallsToTheWall 05.31.24	I forgot pelicans. That will make up for shithead gulls stealing food off the grill. And agree on manatees, they get a bump.
RogueNine 06.01.24	Iguanas get points for falling off trees when they get too cold.
BallsToTheWall 06.01.24	Agreed, love the one story where a guy filled a bag full of frozen iquanas and they all Warmed up in his car and went nuts.
botb 06.01.24	Yeah don’t like that iguanas are an invasive species fucking up the ecosystem but you can’t fuck with a giant lizard falling out of a tree when it’s too cold that shit is hilarious
FowlKrietzsche 06.01.24	High quality list, wanna see an Iguana freeze and fall out of a tree