pizzamachine
09.15.23 | Whatchu know |
Sinternet
09.15.23 | who ran a dial-up line down the mines of moria, and why do i have to see dwarfposting |
artiswar
09.15.23 | lol |
pizzamachine
09.15.23 | Ur just jelly donut |
bellovddd
09.15.23 | 1 is 1. good album |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | True |
DocSportello
09.16.23 | fewer back problems lol |
Spec
09.16.23 | Short dudes are too angry. |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | Thankfully, my wife is a female! |
Spec
09.16.23 | Phew thank goodness. |
widowslaugh123
09.16.23 | Fully expected this to be a throwback list |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | Nostalgia is underrated |
RogueNine
09.16.23 | I knew I was good for something. |
Spec
09.16.23 | But I just haven’t found it yeetttttttt |
unclereich
09.16.23 | im 8'' |
CugnoBrasso
09.16.23 | "Brasso" is a blend word that a friend of mine made up, mixing "basso" and "grasso" (Italian for "short" and "fat").
I'm no longer fat but yahhp, I decided to come clean |
Winsomniac
09.16.23 | Thx bro I'm short this makes me feel cute~ |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | if u got it flaunt it ;D |
Storm In A Teacup
09.16.23 | Lig is short for 'love island girl' |
MoM
09.16.23 | Short, people, tall people, beauty is an outside AND inside thing, together, and in the eyes of the beholder |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | All I heard was my wife is sexy |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | You know what I think we’ll be fine lol |
MoM
09.16.23 | It’ll be fine. Pizza, as long as you think your wife is sexy and she thinks you’re sexy, what’s the issue? |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | There is no issue lol, there never was |
MoM
09.16.23 | Oh, I’m sorry, i misunderstood. And the it’ll be fine part was about your comment directly above. I should’ve structured that better, my bad. I’m glad things are all good, though! |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | I got a sexy wife |
MoM
09.16.23 | So do I 😍🥰 |
Egarran
09.16.23 | poidh |
JesperL
09.16.23 | thank u pizza i feel seen (for once) |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | Zero discrimination here! |
twlight
09.16.23 | What do you consider to be short? |
twlight
09.16.23 | "Short dudes are too angry."
thats a huge generalization but kind of true.... plenty of women have told me that they actually enjoy being with a shorter guy. you can kiss and look into each others eyes and whatnot. im "short" 5 ft 8in |
pizzamachine
09.16.23 | Something that uh looks pretty short |
twlight
09.16.23 | wha? |
twlight
09.16.23 | if we're talking about an empty pizza box on the floor, then yeah machine has a wife |
MoM
09.16.23 | If pizza’s a pizza his wife would be a pizza. Though, a pizza goes in a pizza box, so i guess there’s that, but why would she be on the floor? |
Trifolium
09.16.23 | True pizza, short guys are totally my type. |
unclereich
09.17.23 | im married to the game |