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Last Active 12-18-22 11:37 pm
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05.12.24 objective best thrash albums04.27.24 True Music Vol. 8: No Posers Edition
04.23.24 never taking a break04.06.24 True Music: RIP sonic edition
03.23.24 True Music Vol. 6: plz stop it isnt fun03.07.24 Never leaving
03.03.24 True Music Vol. 5: CHUNKED02.20.24 Hyperion's Top 25 Black Metal
02.08.24 True Music Vol. 4: R Y U S Edition02.03.24 True Music Vol. 3
01.28.24 True Music Vol. 201.26.24 True Music Vol. 1
12.27.23 hyper23: it's joever12.23.23 bump better music please
11.11.23 Sinus infection jams08.30.23 music for smok
08.13.23 Ur boring (where’s ford [2])06.20.23 Albums Ford Should Check
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worst of 2022 (plz comment)

just to break up the monotony of all these year end lists with exactly the same 10 albums, lets get together a list of the absolute worst garbage youve heard all year. i rarely dwell on things i dont like (unless its funny), so its actually kind of hard for me to remember all the things ive hated so far. please send recs in the comments i want my ears to bleed.
1Cryptworm
Spewing Mephitic Putridity


if ur gonna release an album at least learn to play your instruments first.
2Black Midi
Hellfire


british art school music strong contender for the absolute worst thing ever created by humanity
3Rings of Saturn
Rings of Saturn


literally so bad even nuclear blast said no hahahahahaha.
4Bog Body
Cryonic Crevasse Cult


profound lore try not so sign the most dogshit metal bands on planet earth challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
5Grenadier
Trumpets Blare in Blazing Glory


"tHeY aReNt RaCiSt ThEy JuSt LoVe ShItTy MuSiC MaDe By ViRulEnt RaCisTs" very bad
6Astral Tomb
Soulgazer


free jazz death metal made by people who cannot play either free jazz or death metal
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