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3.7s ranked

they are ranked
1Do Make Say Think
& Yet & Yet

3.7 wow I did not expect this album to top this list of 3.7s
2Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

3.7 settle 3.7 baby
3Portishead
Portishead

4.2 album with a few 2.8 songs = 3.7

TRIP-HOP
4At the Drive-In
In/Casino/Out

3.7
5Animal Collective
Feels

bad band makes good masterpiece 3.7
6Laurel Halo
Quarantine

3.7 yen says I will never see you again
7King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
I'm In Your Mind Fuzz

bad band makes good masterpi2ce 3.7
8Sonic Youth
Washing Machine

4.2 album with a few 2.8 songs = 3.7
9Gospel
The Moon Is a Dead World

yada yada 3.7
10Supercar
Jump Up

3.7 actually 3.8
11Sharon Van Etten
Are We There

fantastic songwriter 3.7
12Jun Togawa
Tamahime-sama

one of the most iconic albums of all time tbh 3.7
13Swirlies
They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons

3.7
14Blonde Redhead
Blonde Redhead

3.7cuzz
15Tujiko Noriko
Blurred In My Mirror

most undisappointing zany lady ever 3.7
16Unwound
Challenge For a Civilized Society

2nd worst Unwound 16th best 3.7
17Coaltar of the Deepers
Submerge

This is annoying because it has the ideas to be a 4.5 but I do not love a lot of the first half's rockers they are 3.5

but it has one of the greatest shoegaze songs ever

so it is a 3.7
18Abe Schwartz
National Hora (Part 1) / National Hora (Part 2)

3.7
19Agalloch
The Mantle

Yeah I lied last time, this is a 3.7
20Laika
Sounds of the Satellites

excellent chill spooky breezy mathy mood jams 3.7

TRIP-HOP 2
21Tujiko Noriko
From Tokyo to Naiagara

slightly overrated within her body of work

but Zipper is one of the the greatest ambient/art pop songs made by anyone

so 3.7
22Flying Lotus
Until the Quiet Comes

better than Los Angeles, second half is a 4.2 or maybe 4.3 idk

3.7
23The Cure
Pornography

sometimes awesome sometimes ridiculous 3.7
24Queens of the Stone age
Lullabies to Paralyze

toxmasc fever dreams of sweattales 3.7
25The Beatles
A Hard Day's Night

the first 3.7 Beatles album
26Fugazi
Repeater

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27Oneohtrix Point Never
Replica

oneohtrix point never makes albums that are above 3.0s sometimes 3.7
28Polyenso
One Big Particular Loop

beautiful indie 3.7
29Dance Gavin Dance
Happiness

from the band's 3.7 kurt travis era
30Ulver
ATGCLVLSSCAP

astrology is a 4.0 this is a 3.7
31The Gathering
Mandylion

best band ever / worst Anneke vG album 3.7
32The Fall of Troy
Doppelganger

the shape of punk to come 3.7
33LCD Soundsystem
Sound of Silver

3.3 album with a couple of 4.3 bangers 3.7
34Polvo
Celebrate the New Dark Age

best nonGOAT band ever 3.7
35Four Tet
Pink

move butts 3.7
36Taeko Onuki
Mignonne

amazing lady big bops beautiful voice 3.7

best album cover on this list almost certainly
37Opeth
Still Life

literally who 3.7
38Aimyon
Oishii Pasta ga Aru to Kiite

am i overrating this because it's catchy idk 3.7
39Killing Joke
Pandemonium

this > nine inch nails

3.7
40Mogwai
Happy Songs for Happy People

this > explosions in the sky

3.7
41Serani Poji
Manamoon

classiest post-gaming bops ever 3.7
42Four Tet
Rounds

a watershed for indietronic sunday mornings 3.7
43Supercar
Answer

...yes

3.7
44The Blood Brothers
...Burn, Piano Island, Burn

3.7 yeepyapyeeks
45Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology

good ex-3.9 better 3.7
46Shohei Amimori
Sonasile

wonderful colourful inconsistent excellent glitch 3.7
47Swirlies
Blonder Tongue Audio Baton

3.8 band
48Muse
Absolution

3.7 stadiums of piss
49Perfume
GAME

3.7 CHYO CO LA I TO DISU KOs
50The National
Cherry Tree

3.7 x 10 = middleage
51Dolphin
Glubina rezkosti

3.7 squeals of dolphinrussia

TRIP-HOP 3
52Destroyer
Streethawk: A Seduction

might be underrating this a bit it is very good

3.7
53Hop Along
Bark Your Head Off, Dog

would love to 3 this on indieprinciple but when it works it works yknow 3.7
54mewithoutYou
A to B: Life

worst mwY by far 3.7
55Sons of Kemet
Your Queen Is a Reptile

3.7 toots of menace
56Hot Cross
Cryonics

many 3.7 leads riff riff
57Yumi Murata
Desire

vintage pop glory EMPTINEEEEEEEEEEEEESS AND THREE.7
58Amenra
Mass IIII

small pond big river 3.7
59Grimes
Miss Anthropocene

the Tool of mainstream pop 3.7
60KEN Mode
Loved

3.7 decibels of fuck
61Gaza
I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die

3.7 fucks in your nightmares
62Stereolab
Margerine Eclipse

3.7 futurespace happy cries
63Radiohead
The King of Limbs

disgustingly underrated 3.7
64Kate Bush
Never for Ever

you have heard of Kate Bush 3.7
65Thrice
To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere

I am a dork with a weak heart 3.7
66Pan Sonic
Kesto (234:48:4)

I barely survived this MONSTER and may never jam it again

but it's one hell of a 3.7
67O'Brother
You and I

Very aqueous 3.7
687 Angels 7 Plagues
Jhazmyne's Lullaby

sus genre good album 3.7
69Boris
New Album

it is not new 3.7
70Supercar
OOKeah!!

2nd worst Supercar best band 3.7
71Mazzy Star
She Hangs Brightly

better than 95% of all contemp garbo dreampop 3.7
72Judy and Mary
WARP

inspirational final album 3.7
73Ulver
Lyckantropen Themes OST

mmmmm.7

TRIP-HOP 2.5
74Carissa's Wierd
You Should Be At Home Here

classic band worst album 3.7
75Lamb
Lamb

3.7

TRIP-HOP 3.5
76Dir En Grey
Withering to Death

nu-3.7
77u-Ziq
Tango N' Vectif

blipbloo3.7
78Team Dresch
Personal Best

3.7 bests of punks
79Slowdive
Morningrise

3.7gaze okgaze
80Phoebe Bridgers
Stranger in the Alps

greatest album of all time 3.7
81Ulver
Nattens Madrigal

good black metal 3.7
82ZOMBIE-CHANG
TAKE ME AWAY FROM TOKYO

3.7 IS A VERY ANNOYING RATING
83Mum
Finally We Are No One

wish this was a 3.9 3.7
84Oneohtrix Point Never
R Plus Seven

r + 3.7
85The Smith Street Band
Don't Waste Your Anger

conserve your 3.7s
86Taeko Onuki
Grey Skies

good 3.7
87Tentenko
Kiken na Anata

meccha kiken 3.7rashii 1010ko
88Kishi Bashi
151a

15151511515151515151513,7b
89Cibo Matto
Viva! La Woman

very cool 3.7

TRIP-HOP 4.5
90Limited Express (has gone?)
Feeds You!

noiz boiz feed the 3.7
91KOTO
Platonic Planet

three. steamy seven
92Lil Mariko
Lil Mariko

the most 3.7 album of our times
93100 gecs
1000 gecs

I lied this is the most 3.7 album of our times
94Sonic Youth
SYR2: Slaapkamers Met Slagroom

3.7
95The Avalanches
We Will Always Love You

very ambitious very bland it must be a 3.7
96Unsane
Unsane

out of YOUR 3.7mind
97Ben Howard
Noonday Dream

not the one ben howard album that matters 3.7
98Hot Cross
A New Set of Lungs

skramz climbing ropes with rope riffs 3.7
99Kayoko Yoshizawa
Houkiboshi Zukan

it was a beginning 3.7
100Pom Poko
Birthday

happy birthday 3.7
101Sangre de Muerdago
Xuntas

rustic 3.7
102Fugazi
End Hits

not the end of 3.7s
103YBO2
Alienation

curses
104Noodles
Ivy

power pop bop rocks of 3.7 truth
105Dark Tranquillity
Fiction

Hammy diminishing returns on DD/Character 3.7
106Amenra
Mass III

not massive 3.7
107Amia Venera Landscape
The Long Procession

venereal ambient for rusted core kids 3.7
108Boris
Mabuta no Ura

it is boris 3.7
109Aoki Takamasa
Indigo Rose

glitchbitch 3.7
110Yuri Gagarin
The Outskirts of Reality

the outskirts of 3.7s
111Kero Kero Bonito
Bonito Generation

actually this is a 3.5 innit
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